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Harry Potter erotica, cloned willies, and a shitty way to get a career boost - Mark and Adrienne gotta be prepared for anything!

Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin . This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the show. , nd the audience for showin up and supportin us. For more TRACY & MARTINA live appearances, merch, and more, visit www.tracyandmartina.com !!!!! #loveyous

'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as fuck on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is!

Fed up with players not showing up to hockey games on the road, Tieren takes out his frustration on a player...

Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and pissy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight!

The Coal Miners are desperate to assign a designated fighter on the team, which leads Ryan to have an unwelcomed, but honest, conversation with Matt Colson about his future as a player on the team.

The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' fuck, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling!

In the Coal Miners’ first official game of the season, an injury sends everything into a tailspin...

Ricky's a hero! But did he really bust his shoulder in a wild shopping mall showdown? Bubbles also reveals the winner of the Julian SuperFlex contest - and the start of a million dollar TikTok dance sensation. Plus: You can't judge a fuckhead by his rumours!

After a disastrous weekend of tryouts, Springhill Coal Miners coach Ryan laces up his skates and take to the ice. Can he save the team?

Welcome to Park After Darrr.... ah, fuck it! Do the Boys need some cobra venom to keep 'em happy and high? They discuss Bubbles' new life as a penguin, The Shat's borntday, and a very hunky kitty. Plus: The latest entries to Julian's SuperFlex contest!

Dave, the owner of the Springhill Coal Miners, faces financial ruin if he can't convince his friend, Tieren, help with the brand-new hockey franchise.

Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!

Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the f****n windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for watchin xo, Tracy

Randy's been working out with a greasy new friend - how does he compare with the Muscular Mayor of Sunnyvale? They also chow down on TPB chips and discuss sharks, Pac-Man, and Spartan knob smashing!

The Boys are here with The Trades, Get Puck'd, Randy's Reach, Tracy and Martina's Shootin' the Shit, and Laura D's Would you Rather, all in the last February of Social Shorts!

This week: The Boys receive a shit covered doily, some shit diapers, and one omega cock for sharing...and find out whose balls JP's been cradling!

Trailer Park Boys fans Joey and Kareem ponder partying with the Boys, and living the Sunnyvale life! But there's a fuckin' catch...

Holy frig what year is it? Boys are here with Randingo, Matty and Snoop drop in, and we got Break Time, Tracy and Martina, Cheap Smokes, and Terry from FUBAR in a new year of Social Shorts!

AWOOOO! Special guest Dave 'FUBAR' Lawrence battles dick-snatching bears, the Sunnyvale Centipede, and Jeff Goldblum's ass loving hand!

Coming to SwearNet March 20! Get Pucked captures the real, gritty drama happening behind the scenes of men’s Senior A Hockey by following the players, coaches and staff of the Springhill Coal Miners. Through wins, loses, fights and friendships – the men are hellbent to reclaim glory one bloody, bare knuckle one period at a time.

An anal LA mayor, a shit-talking anchorman, and a jazz band in a sticky situation - Rob and Smokey do the dirty on Would You Rather!

The Boys had a swinging fuckin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake fuckery!

Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead. Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies, everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out!

Andrew Barr and Danny Wright ponder sexy time with Carrot Top, porno dad boners, and chocolate milk Cheerios with Danny DeVito!

The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box!