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Offworld Cookery Offworld Cookery Season 1 Episode 8 - The Second Coming Praise be! Jesus Christ Himself (or it might be Chico in a shit wig) cooks a heavenly feast with the aid of holy wine, a burning bush, and a traditional Roman dick spoon!
Dicker'd Up with Pug Dicker'd Up with Pug Season 1 Episode 9 - Dirty Ol Patrick's Tattoo Sweet Mother Cigrits - Dirty Ol Patrick is getting a SwearNet tattoo. Don't try this at home – unless you're drunk and on drugs!
Contests, News & Announcements Contests, News & Announcements News & Announcements SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MAY 22, 2015 Find out where the FUCK the boys have been this month! From Shitmobile woes, podcast fuckery and TPB10, to tour news, Trippin' With Leigh and JP's fixation with Bruce Jenner!
Dicker'd Up with Pug Dicker'd Up with Pug Season 1 Episode 8 - Dirty Old Patrick's Safety's Third Pug puts Dirty Old Patrick through his punishing four-minute intensive training course. Is Patrick man enough, or is he about to get his dink dicker'd?
Real Fucking Reality Show Real Fucking Reality Show Episode 27 - Trippin With Leigh Chronicles Pt. 2 Watch a Master at work - Leigh goes trippin' and creates some acid art for his upcoming Indiegogo campaign!
Liquor Stories Liquor Stories Season 1 Episode 6 - Vodka Wanna see a lil' Jim Lahey show? Today's Liquor Story explores the purest of all beverages – vodka. And it isn't long before Jim falls under its influence...
Offworld Cookery Offworld Cookery Season 1 Episode 5 - No Meat and Two Veg So, what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!
Offworld Cookery Offworld Cookery Season 1 Episode 6 - The Battle of Waterloo Chico and Paul do absolutely fuck all for Anglo-French relations as they attempt to create a meat feast fit for Napoleon – in the fucking rain!
Offworld Cookery Offworld Cookery Season 1 Episode 7 - Ancient Britain Style It's the final episode in the first FUCKED season of Offworld Cookery! This week: feast like a fucking barbarian and learn how to make goat leg stew and shit soup. Yum fucking yum!
Liquor Stories Liquor Stories Season 1 Episode 5 - Italian Amaretto Jim Lahey pops open his liquor bunny and tells you everything you ever wanted to know – and didn't want to know – about his journey with amaretto!
Contests, News & Announcements Contests, News & Announcements News & Announcements SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - APRIL 29, 2015 Mike's sicker than a rabid pig's nutsack, but that won't stop him from bringing you a SOTU! There's news on a PODCAST, LEIGH's trip to Toronto, new SwearNet SHIT and filming on TPB10!!
Offworld Cookery Offworld Cookery Season 1 Episode 4 - 4th of July English tossers Chico and Paul attempt to cook a fucking magical 4th of July feast. Expect cheeseburgers, liquor, blood, and lots of shit mustard....
Dicker'd Up with Pug Dicker'd Up with Pug Season 1 Episode 7 - Ride the Pine It's a beautiful as frig day outside, so there's nothing better to do than cut down a tree with a guy in it. Yep, you read that right – some crazy fucker is going for a RIDE!
Mailbag Mailbag Season 1 Episode 28 - You Any Good Blowing Things Up... With Your Mouth? It's smoky in the Mailbag again today... and JP got his sword back! Climb in and check out what our fucked fans sent in this time.
Dicker'd Up with Pug Dicker'd Up with Pug Season 1 Episode 6 - Make Sure You Pull Your Sack Up, Bud Friggin' rights, boys! Today, Mental Matty attempts the redneck lawn-chair snow jump. If he dickers it up, he'll be taking one fuck of a "ride" on Pug's airbag!