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News & Announcements
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - March 7, 2014
The boys address recent concerns about "The Netflix Deal", as well as some other shit that's bothering people. Overall they bring you the fuck up to speed with what's going on with Swearnet!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - March 14, 2014
The boys bring you the fuck up to speed with what's going on with SwearNet!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - March 21, 2014
One of the boys can't seem to remember everything that went on this week for fuck sakes! Well a lot of shit went on this week. It was just masked in liquor and badness. Maybe they made young girls swear? Who the fuck remembers?! Check out this new episode of Swearnet State of the Union!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - March 28, 2014
A bit of a fucked up week because of the massive blizzard that hit Atlantic Canada. Not a whole lot going on. But apparently Smith is looking for a Good time! Check out this new episode of Swearnet State of the Union!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - April 7, 2014
The boys are a little late delivering this SOTU! Why, you ask? Fucking watch and find out why don't ya!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - April 11, 2014
The boys are desperate for some fucking headspace after a crazy week! So they head out to the local cave to write and update you all. And yes they address the fucking Fordasco!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - April 21, 2014
Yet another late edition of Swearnet SOTU because of intoxication. Check out this vid to see what the boys were up to last week amidst the drunkenness!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - April 28, 2014
Another late edition of SOTU.... and more drunken excuses! Check it out!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MAY 6, 2014
The boys announce the winners of the #SwearnetSweetJP video contest! This is the final State of the Union address from the Swearnet Studio before heading to the set of TPB9 next week! Check it out fuckers!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JUNE 26, 2014
Season 9 is wrapped! And it's been a bit since we updated you so press play and shut the fuck up for a couple minutes!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JULY 4, 2014
The boys moved out of their old office only to find themselves in a total shitshow! Smith has it all under control though. Yeah, right!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - July 11, 2014
The boys give a tour of the new studio and talk details on some major fucking upcoming events!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JULY 17, 2014
The boys are back with a State of the Union update - minus Robb
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JULY 25, 2014
From Snoop Dogg to Pat's cock - the boys are back from Pemberton with a few updates for you fuckers!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 1, 2014
The latest on the SwearNet studio and Snoop Dogg... and Mike has a very fucking important announcement about cocks!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 8, 2014
This week on SOTU - send us your artwork and you could win Mike's twerking masterpiece! Also, updates on SwearNet: The Movie, Pat's cock and the lawyer dicks, and JP's fucked new hairdo!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 15, 2014
Lots of cool shit happening at the SwearNet studio this week! News on TPB, SwearNet: The Movie, and Mike's new identity... What the fuck?!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 25, 2014
Better fucking late than never! The latest from the Boys about upcoming SWEARNET: THE MOVIE events, the Pemberton fuck-up... and JP's new rock band?!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - SEPTEMBER 4, 2014
The boys bring you up to speed on the launch of TPB Season 8 on Netflix….and what members who signed up prior to the announcement will get in return.
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - SEPTEMBER 12, 2014
The Boys and Pat (sorry, Chico from Colombia) report from SwearNet Studio A! Find out what the fuck they got up to in LA last week...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - SEPTEMBER 25, 2014
The Boys are back from Vegas but are still a little fucked up from their trip. Watch them give a really fucked up tour of a few sets in the studio.
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - OCTOBER 3, 2014
Time for another fucked update from the studio... providing Mike and Robb keep their greasy fucking hands off JP's cabin peanuts!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - OCTOBER 10, 2014
Robb and JP have an announcement and DO NOT look like dicks! And where the fuck is Smith?
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - OCTOBER 29, 2014
This week: JP's hanging with some Jamaican hunks, Mike's in trouble with a Beach Boy, and Robb has an appetite for DESTRUCTION!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOVEMBER 7, 2014
J.P. talks more about the new friends he made on his trip to Jamaica.
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOVEMBER 21, 2014
JP isn't allowed to talk about the big announcements coming next week - but he is ready to kick some fucker's ASS!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOVEMBER 28, 2014
Robb, JP and Mike have very fucking exciting news about what's happening at swearnet.com!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JANUARY 16, 2015
Check out this weeks SOTU! Topics covered: Sacred waterfalls, TPB Season 9, website horse shitery, sexual coffee fairies, new shows, and more!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JANUARY 23, 2015
Leigh stops by to talk about "Trippin' with Leigh", and the boys have more information about the free TPB season 8 download.
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JANUARY 30, 2015
The Boys take valuable time out from writing S10 and saving Mexican canned-head sex crows to update you fuckers! And they have some great news for all you Bernard "Cyrus" Robichaud fans...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - FEBRUARY 13, 2015
A short SOTU from the Boys this week - JP's got a plane to catch, Robb's got marbles to bake, and Mike's got liquor to chug! But they do drop a big fucking hint about something special coming in March - aside from Robb's birthday!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MARCH 6, 2015
Join Johnny Energy, Mardi Gras, and Bondo the Mexican Drywalling Clown for another totally fucked SOTU. Today's subjects include TPB8.5 and beyond, and Mike's knee disaster in Dallas!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MARCH 27, 2015
It's been one cockslapper of an exciting day with the release of Trailer Park Boys Season 9 on Netflix! The Boys have filmed a bumper STATE OF THE UNION, and have exciting news on TPB 9.5 and 10, liquor, touring, new specials and SwearNet shows, Trippin' With Leigh, and more!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - APRIL 10, 2015
Well it’s been a dickpunch of a week if you’re in the Film and TV biz here in Nova Scotia! The boys talk about that negative shit, but also have some positive shit to talk about too - Offworld Cookery, Trippin’ With Leigh and Ricky Brown!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - APRIL 29, 2015
Mike's sicker than a rabid pig's nutsack, but that won't stop him from bringing you a SOTU! There's news on a PODCAST, LEIGH's trip to Toronto, new SwearNet SHIT and filming on TPB10!!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MAY 22, 2015
Find out where the FUCK the boys have been this month! From Shitmobile woes, podcast fuckery and TPB10, to tour news, Trippin' With Leigh and JP's fixation with Bruce Jenner!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JULY 20, 2015
Robb, JP and Mike have news about Trailer Park Boys S10, a TPB special, the latest from the Peruvian jungle, new shit at SwearNet... and LIQUOR!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JULY 27, 2015
Robb, JP and Mike were not available to film this week's SOTU, so they got these three fuckin' clowns to do it instead! And they have some deeee-cent news to share!!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JULY 31, 2015
Listen up, SwearNet subscribers – Robb, JP and Mike have some podcast news, just for you! The boys also have a message for a certain lion-murdering asshole dentist... GRRRRR
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 7, 2015
Robb, Mike, and Bowling Pin Cock JP celebrate the release of the fucking AWESOME new Trailer Park Boys podcast, and have news about SwearNet shows coming this month!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 14, 2015
The first Trailer Park Boys podcast was a major fucking hit, and the boys have been celebrating with liquor and male-only rave parties! They also have news about a new Netflix special, and Leigh's return from Peru...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - AUGUST 21, 2015
This week's State of the Union is in a total fucking state! Find out why JP is having a bad day, Robb's plans for the European tour (clue: DRUGS), and what the fuck Mike has come dressed as...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - SEPT 4, 2015
Listen up, c*&#s! The boys have news about the European tour, the TPB podcast, and Cheap Smokes. And look at that fucking awesome green floor...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - OCT 16, 2015
On this week's SOTU: The mystery of the missing broom is solved - or is it? What the fuck did the Boys get up to in Europe? And WHERE IN THE FUCK IS SEASON 10, MIKE??
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOV 2, 2015
John Paul Tremblay and Sweaty Cyndi bring news about upcoming SwearNet shows and the TPB Podcast, and have some exclusive photos of JP's latest vacation...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOV 6, 2015
JP is back in the SwearNet studio – and he wants to chat about something very fucking important! He also reveals the truth about Mike's 'vacation' to Costa Rica...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOV 13, 2015
JP is in charge of the SwearNet studio this week, and he's getting shit DONE! He's even got time to do a bit of sweeping...
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOV 20, 2015
JP has news about the Boys' upcoming trip Vegas, and the Christmas tour! He is also tending to a patient... or is that a PRISONER??
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - NOV 27, 2015
The Boys are back from Vegas – well, two of them! They have news about Sportsnet and Netflix specials, the Xmas tour, and what the fuck happened to Smith!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JAN 8, 2016
The Boys are back from their Xmas break and are ready to start writing TPB S11 and shoot more shit. They also reveal another "old school" project! And who banged the office snowman?
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JAN 15, 2016
On this week's SOTU: Robb declares war on terrorism, JP is on vomit mopping-up duty, and Smith is in Toronto doing... what?!?
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - FEB 5, 2016
The Boys have good fuckin' news and they're celebrating with The Liquor! Find out about an awesome new collaboration with Tom Green, Tripping with Leigh... and guess how many countries TPB is now aired in (betcha can't!)
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - FEB 22, 2016
It's erm, MONDAY, so that means it's time for SOTU! The Boys have news on the TPB t-shirt design contest, a special Guitar Lessons with Bubbles, and a new SwearNet show coming soon... provided they don't burn down the fucking studio!!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - March 7, 2016
Time for SOTU, Fuckers! The (Tired) Boys have news on TPB Season 11, Trippin’ With Leigh post production, Cheap Smokes, TPB OTP, Robb and JP jack-offs, and Smith’s new studio overspending, drinking and cock love. Hopefully they can stay awake long enough to actually fucking tell you about it!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MARCH 14, 2016
JP, Mike, and some creepy fucker called Stan have news about TPB10, why the audio got all fucky on the site, and why JP is gonna be very busy at The Keg tonight!
Trailer Park Boys Season 10 - Green Band Trailer
The official green band trailer for Trailer Park Boys Season 10! Watch all episodes exclusively on Netflix from March 28, 2016!
Trailer Park Boys Season 10 - Greasy Red Band Trailer
FREEDOM 45! Watch all episodes of Trailer Park Boys Season 10 on Netflix NOW!! #TPB10
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - MARCH 31, 2016
The Boys have sent us an update from Los Angeles! Find out what the fuck they're up to right now, plus news on Season 10, Season 11 and #TronaldDump!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - JUNE 21, 2016
The Boys have sent an update from Sunnyvale (where it is actually sunny - rare because June has been raining horse cocks in Nova Scotia). They've been busy AS FUCK but they've got some updates on Season 11, Out of the Park, and their upcoming tour!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - July 15, 2016
JP and Robb are back with another State of the Union (Mike is away somewhere with Axl fucking Rose)! The Boys have a ton of updates, including the latest on Trippin’ with Leigh, Out of the Park USA, the new SwearNet Studio upgrades, AND… a possible spinoff show?!
SWEARNET STATE OF THE UNION - SEPTEMBER 30, 2016
Today’s State of the Union is coming at you from SwearNet’s brand new fucking studio! The Boys update us on what’s going on in the new studio, the status of Season 11, Liquormen’s, Out of the Park, and the MYSTERIOUS VANISHING CONTENT.
Trailer Park Boys: Out Of The Park Europe - Greasy Trailer
The first sneaky peek preview of Trailer Park Boys: Out Of The Park Europe, coming to Netflix Oct 28!
Dear Julian Christmas Message 2016
For an extra bottle of rum, Julian will do just about anything, including wishing all his fans a happy fucking holiday season!
Gettin’ Learnt with Ricky Christmas Message 2016
There are a couple of very important things you need to remember this holiday season, so Ricky put together this Christmas Message to make sure you don’t fucking forget!
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2016
Fuck gold, frankincense, and myrrh - these three wise men are bringing gifts of dope, liquor, and hash! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles!
Trailer Park Boys Season 11 - The Big Greasy Trailer
Back to Boys being Boys! Watch all 10 episodes of this DECENT season, exclusively on Netflix on March 31st. Feel the need for weed!
Saint Patrick Fucked the Boys Hard
The dicks at SwearNet studios cannot find Ricky, Julian, or Bubbles! The podcast set is empty, except for a fuckload of evidence that points to the Boys failing to pace themselves with their St. Paddy’s Day drinking!
Bubbles is Fucking Lost on St. Paddy’s Day
Bubbles sent the SwearNet dicks a video message from an unknown location, proving that you need to be careful when getting drunk as fuck around people who own an airplane! Pace yourself, Boys!