Episodes 18Join Jim Lahey and his trusty liquor cabinet for a sentimental trip down Memory Lane. Every drop of liquor tells a different story!
Liquor Stories commercial
Check out Jim Lahey's new new series, Liquor Stories, coming to SwearNet December 2014.
Liquor Stories - Pilot Episode
Join Jim for a trip down Memory Lane with his good friend, the Liquor. This week, he introduces us to his beloved "Bim Jeam". Coupla drinks and a coupla takes – how hard can it be?
Liquor Stories - Pilot Episode Second Attempt
Telling Liquor Stories is hard to do, especially when you're drunk as fuck. Will Lahey be sober enough for the first episode? Find out 22 December!
Episode 1 - Bell's Blended Scotch Whisky
Ding dingy ding ding! He stayed sober enough to complete the first full episode, but what's "sober" to Drunky the Clown? Watch Jim stumble through his tale about Bell's Blended Scotch whisky.
Episode 2 - Jim Beam Kentucky Straight Bourbon
With the help of his good friend Jim Beam, James Lahey recalls his very first time – getting drunk as fuck!
Episode 3 - Famous Newfoundland Screech
Is ye a screecher? Get ready to kiss the cod (but not with your cock) as Master of Ceremonies James Lahey performs a Newfoundland screech-in!
Episode 4 - Potter's Canadian Whisky
Sit back, light a candle, put a nice lil' fire on, loosen up your underwear ... Lahey has a Liquor Story that will give you a little pinky bone!
Episode 5 - Italian Amaretto
Jim Lahey pops open his liquor bunny and tells you everything you ever wanted to know – and didn't want to know – about his journey with amaretto!
Episode 6 - Vodka
Wanna see a lil' Jim Lahey show? Today's Liquor Story explores the purest of all beverages – vodka. And it isn't long before Jim falls under its influence...
More Liquor Stories Coming to SwearNet!
Jim Lahey won't stop until he's finished every drop. Watch out for a new episode of Liquor Stories on Monday, 17 August!
Episode 7 - Bol's Gold Liqueur
Jim casts his expert liquor eye over Bols Gold Liqueur – biddly-bottled since 1575! He also tells us what happens when you mix ballroom dancing and LSD...
Episode 8 - Saki
Jim spills his story about the "Chinese lady from Japan", but he's not allowed to take even one sippy-poo!
Episode 9 - Lionstone Whisky
Doctor of Epissedemology, Jim Lahey, at your cervix! This week, he tells a shitty shaggy dog story that will have you weeping into your bourbon!
Episode 10 - Christian Brothers Brandy
Jim Lahey extols the virtues of Christan Brothers Brandy – just don't drink it in church!
Episode 11 - Angostura Rum
Lahey downs a famous rum from 'Trinibag & Tobagel' – and he's determined to get drunk as fuck before his performance tonight at the Blandford Recreation Centre!
Episode 12 - Christmas with Randy
Spend Christmas Eve with Jim Lahey, Randy, and a coupla festive liquor stories. Made with love!
Episode 13 - Cognac
Jim Lahey takes you back to 19th century Paris, and tells the story of a revolutionary liquor that got Napoleon's army drunk as fuck!