Episodes 58The Boys love getting free shit! Watch as Robb, J.P., and Mike open fan mail from all over the world. Sometimes they get snacks, sometimes cocks, and sometimes they wonder how the fuck some of this shit ever made it past Canadian Customs.
Episode 1 - A Nice Way to Dress up a Dope Jar
JP, Mike, and Dishy Robb are back in the sack, opening packages and a few too many fucking letters. They receive a hand-wired guitar pedal, a novel series, and a couple films - all made by their creative fucking fans! Plus: More goodies from Big Joe!
Episode 2 - The Kiln-Baked Boys
The Boys get some truly fucked up letters that sort of look like ransom notes, along with some kiln-baked clay versions of themselves. They also receive some DECENT Elvis memorabilia and a trippy jar for Leigh, all in the name of Cluster Headache awareness!
Episode 3 - Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale
The Boys are back in the sack, and they’re opening up piss jugs from Big Joe, DECENT gifts from Bedford (Pennsylvania, not Nova Scotia), and a kitty album from Pony Death Ride! PLUS: The Boys are giving you the chance to help decorate Sunnyvale!
Episode 4 - Operation Midnight Dope
The Boys receive a strong early contender for their Season 12 set decoration contest, in the form of a mother fuckin’ space rocket! They also get some socks for Pat Roach, ‘dry and fucked’ snacks from Japan, and a business proposition!
Episode 5 - Edibles
The “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing and we got some serious fucking contenders! PLUS: Watch the Boys narrowly escape an act of glittercock terrorism!
Episode 6 - Like an Angel Shit in My Mouth
JP cleans house on the Mailbag, getting himself a deadly dagger and even some well-wishes from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! The Boys also receive some DECENT contenders for the Season 12 contest. This episode is brought to you by sativa!
Episode 7 - Bent Fabric’s Alley Cat
The Season 12 contest is rolling along and the fans aren’t fucking around! The Boys receive a bubble maker, some DECENT vinyl, and art supplies for Ricky’s trailer! PLUS: The drug-sniffing dogs must’ve been napping at Customs, because holy fuck!
Episode 8 - Contest Winners
It’s the epic conclusion to our “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest! Which Mailbag items will the Boys be bringing to the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12?
Episode 9 - Robb, JP, and Christine
The Boys are back in the Mailbag tent after finishing Season 12! They get some DECENT fan art, some kind of horse-cock load back, and some Guns N Roses guitar picks! PLUS: Rudi is OUT OF CONTROL!
Episode 10 - The Rudi Episode
The Boys are extremely baked for this Rudi-filled Mailbag. Mike does a bit of detective work to learn more about this mysterious super fan, and JP receives the gift of Swayze.
Episode 11 - You Stupid Pair of Cunts
It’s good to be back in the bag! Robb, JP, and Mike sit in a VERY smokey Mailbag tent and open gifts from all over the world, including a swan card for Robb, some amazing art from a 14 year old fan, and a special colouring book specifically sent for JP!
Episode 12 - Highest Mailbag Ever
Mike nearly blows his head off with some nuclear hot sauce, Robb smells a bear’s ass, and JP may/may not be aroused by a muscular Mountie. PLUS: Who, or what, is Alien Female?
Episode 13 - Sweet and Cunty Peanuts
Robb, JP, and Mike get a spicy package from an American army vet, they witness the effects of bong water on plants, and JP uses his sword to slice open a package of happy balls! PLUS: Learn about their photo shoot from absolute hell!
Episode 14 - Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach
Pat Roach joins the Mailbag and and fills up the mail sack with a tremendous amount of dope smoke. The Boys get some crunchy snacks (fuck Moonbear), an autographed John Garrett hockey card, and much more!
Episode 15 - German Humour is the Best
JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany and holy FUCK it’s a doozy! PLUS: Mailbag regular Rudi chimes in, JP gets a book report assignment, and Robb gets a Valentine all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia!
Episode 16 - Free Donairs!
It's like fuckin' Christmas in April as the Boys unwrap some more amazing (and fancily-wrapped) shit! They also attempt to track down the sender of the Dick In A Box...
Episode 17 - Mystery Herb
On this week's Mailbag: more crazy shit from Rudi, a fucking fancy hat for Pat, a bunch of decent custom jerseys, and a jar of mysterious green powder! What the fuck is it, and who's gonna try it?!
Episode 18 - Your Mom Banged a Lighthouse
Mike shows off his mastery of the Polish language, Robb gets some awesome new shirts for Ricky, and JP unsheathes his mighty fucking sword for a mouldy parcel from Idaho!
Episode 19 - Fucking With The Fishes
A man claiming to be Bubbles' long-lost father shows off his many talents, JP has a prescription from Dr. Ivana Feelgood, Robb gets a gift from a shark wrestler, and the boys all get their lips around Pat's tasty nuts! Also: NAKED LADIES!
Episode 20 - Got Gooed, Bud
The Boys wrangle with fuck-ton of word papers, and get a bunch of delicious shit-nacks and an awesome Lahey tribute. Plus: JP gets showered in Mike's silly load!
Episode 21 - Can I Touch Your Nuts?
Who wants Mike to call him 'mom'? How good is Mike in the sack? Who wants a mouthful of Mike's nuts? And why the FUCK is Mike getting all the mail today?!
Episode 22 - Deep Fried Skin & Hard Poppin' Candy
Time to get stuffed on the latest Mailbag! The Boys savour the best greasy food from around the world including Pop Rock cookies and popcorn, and JP falls in love with a fucking potato chip!
Episode 23 - Wonderful, Delightful, Tremendous Shit
It's the show in a bag! Today, the Boys get some tasty weed, a colourful Irish language lesson, not-fucking-around popcorn and another 'surprise' package from some mystery cocksucker in New York!
Episode 24 - Lady Cocks & Crabs
Among the fucked items in the Mailbag this week: a request to make an ad for $2, a pissing device for the ladies, and a Mustard Tiger shirt! Also: Mike wraps his tongue around Twisted Sister hot sauce, and gets an awesome space gift straight from an old lady's cupboard!
Episode 25 - Big Packages
The Boys get buried in excellence today! There's sexy socks, a sexy car, a Sunshine girl, ball cakes, cock socks and... what the fuck is in that huge box?!
Episode 26 - Sweet Mother of Cock
Hallelujah, it's another fully-baked Mailbag! This week, the Boys tuck into a meaty sausagefest, get t-shirts from a city that doesn't exist, and celebrate Mike's Beatles birthday. And don't forget, we accept all fucking currencies!!
Episode 27 - Let's Get Drunk and Truck
On today's crazy Mailbag: Mike gets some sweet new fuckin' wheels and a liquor lock, Robb receives some erotic edible body paint, and JP gets fully weaponized!
Episode 28 - Pat Roach: Mailbag Food Review
Get stuffed with Pat as he reviews chicken almonds, Polish fudge, pork jerky and more Mailbag treats! Which pass Pat's taste test, and which taste like shit?
Episode 29 - Safety Always Off
Another Mailbag, fuckers! This week, the Boys slice into some buzz kill mail, but then dig into some grimy shirts, some hand-delivered delicious wafer snacks along with a wedding invite! Also: JP puts on a gun show opening a big box of goodies from Bean Town. Fucking delicious!
Episode 30 - Purr Pillows and Man Loving Gifts?
Mailbag Alert: The Boys love getting free shit! Watch as Robb, JP and Mike open fan mail from all over the fucking place. This week, they receive burger money for Pat - but will he get it? Also: JP gets a love letter in the mail, 7 inches and 4 inches of sweet loving, and a magical night!!
Episode 31 - Clearly It Takes A While Putting This Shit Together
The Boys love getting free shit! Watch as RANDY?!, JP, and Mike open fan mail from all over the world. Mike clearly needs to make a point - let's document the buying of shit! Also: Mike performs SPACE KITTIES!
Episode 32 - Wanna Jerk Me Nerf?
The code word for today is cantaloupe! Among the weird-ass items this week is a gift for JP's sex dungeon, alligator cat food for Mike, tubes of toothpaste (what in the fuck?!?) and a big, pink, STICKY surprise for JP...
Episode 33 - Three Shit Weasels
The Boys get a group of half-licked envelopes, and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes, and an epic package contains a good ol' fashioned box inside a box!
Episode 34 - Laughter is the Best Medicine
The Boys love getting free shit, even fucking letters (well sort of!) Watch as Robb, Mike and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the Boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus: Mike gets some DECENT coasters... and who are the pink scissors for?!
Episode 35 - Pouring Horse Cocks
The Boys love getting free shit and just one fucking letter today! Watch as Mike, Robb and JP open fan mail from all over the world. Cobra cream in the eye with a MEGA package! Everything is coming together now…. fucking flip counter!
Episode 36 – No Fucking Cheating
The Boys and Chipper have been sent four mystery cubes – whoever solves the puzzle wins liquor cash and a prize! Who’s too stoned to figure it out? Also: What do Uncle Bud’s nuts taste like?
Episode 37 - I'm Not Feeling Wild Boar
In today's Mailbag: A touching letter, dope art, a shitty Pop Rocks overload, Gus Fring, and greasy wild pig snacks! Also: JP's gonna have the time of his life with his dirrrty new board game!
Episode 38 - Piss Jug Punk
This week: A song for Ray, hot slutty Golden Girls, fart control solutions, and a fucking wild new look for Robb! Plus: Mike sharpens his pencil in a cat's butt!
Episode 39 - Episode Seven Million, Four Hundred and Twelve
On today's stuffed Mailbag: A fucked idea for a SwearNet show, candy smokes (let's go), bone suckin' mustard and a Beatles bonanza! And are two superfans trying to kill the Boys with fucking fruit pies?!?
Episode 40 - The Last Shit Supper
It's raining cats and cocks in the SwearNet studio, but the Boys don't give a fuck as they've got hard rock, booger beans and dirty ol' lobster in a can! Plus: A big package for Ricky Lafleur!
Episode 41 - Images You Should Not Masturbate To
There's three sexy-as-fuck packages in the Mailbag this week! The Boys receive fancy hemp oil treats, quail eggs and beaver nuggets, plus a book for NOT pulling your goalie to... now there's a fucking challenge! Also: Has Robb won $2.5 million in a scratchcard lottery?
Episode 42 - Johnny Cash Says Fuck You
Fuck the muscle milk, JP's got a birthday candy blowout! Just how many peanuts, Oreos and honeybuns can one mawfacka eat? Also: What is the mystery shit that can't be opened on air?
Episode 43 - SUPERPACKAGE
There's a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it's stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin' feast - and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!
Episode 44 - Stabby Tremblay
On the latest action-packed Mailbag: JP get pissed and foils a plot, there's something retro for Bubbles' boom box, and Ricky gets a new cook book! Is he gonna make piss butter?!
Episode 45 - SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS
The Boys receive an official-looking letter... are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!
Episode 46 - Whatever You Do, Don't Mention the COCK
Swords are flying today as JP gets fucked over again - let's hope he doesn't lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn't, and a gummy explosion!
Episode 47 - The Super Super Mailbag Trifecta Mega Package
Everyone's a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn't fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma's taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!
Episode 48 - Happy Blow on Your Wiener Day
Mike's got a big birthday blowout package, including awesome Oreos, exploding space food, and a bunch of $crilla! Also: The Boys receive the contents of a Hawaiian hardware store?!
Episode 49 - Eat A Dick
The Boys receive some mouth-watering treats this week - but who's brave enough to eat the chocolate cock? Also: JP gets a box of East Coast goodies, and Mike's birthday blowout continues!
Episode 50 - Mike Smith Is Alive
The Boys get back in the bag for another dope edition of Mailbag! Will they just get shit to sign, or more fucking shit to sign? Also: Maritime Grime, greasy tees, and a gift for sexual happiness!
Episode 51 - Fill Ya Mouth!
Here comes the sugar rush - there's a corni-fucking-copia of sweet treats for the Boys on this bumper edition of Mailbag! Which candy gets the thumbs-up, and which might contain Icelandic horse?! Also: Vinyl treasures, Yo Mama, and a dancing cock!
Episode 52 - Rocket Socks (Who Loves The Cock)
In the first bulging Mailbag of 2020: Advice on how to live with a huge penis, a trailer park holiday in Jamaica, kitty jokes, hot chips, and some sweet stuff from the Tremblays!
Episode 53 - Bag of Hope
Mike's decided to be kind to the Mailbag letter writers asking for autographs and shit - let's see how fucking long that lasts! Plus: DECENT Space Shuttle memorabilia, and a great way to help the homeless!
Episode 54 - Mailbag Orgy
It's greasier than one of J-Roc's movies in the Mailbag today - JP's sword gets a serious workout, there's a sexy song for Ricky, and a stereo orgy going down! Also: Cock soup, fish sausages and horbiculture!
Episode 55 - Virtual Mailbag Funtime
The Mailbag is finally open again, but things are a bit fucking different! Robb receives a French letter, Mike gets donkey balls and pop tarts, and JP just wants to Netflix and nap! And find out who nearly got banged by Carole Baskin...
Episode 56 - The One Hour Special
The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world... with a bumper Mailbag! Find out how Mike's trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP's pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm!
Episode 57 - Pump It And Be A Bigger Man
It's a serious and joke-free Mailbag today... Nah only kidding, it's the usual hilarious fuckaround! Today: Xmas scrilla, birthday truffles and a sexytime pump!