Episode 1 - Hawaiian Style
Learn to cook Hawaiian style – kind of! Shivering shits Chico and Paul get liquored up and grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum.
Episode 2 - Food from the Future
SwearNet's culinary cocktarts travel into the future to cook up a fucked feast of spam, meatloaf, and prawn flavoured cheese in a tube. The future's looking SHIT!
Offworld Cookery | Season 1 | Episode 3 - The Xmas Bird
Holy fuck, there's only 247 days to Christmas! Make sure you're fully prepared by watching Offworld Cookery's masterclass on cooking a totally not shit Xmas dinner!
Episode 4 - 4th of July
English tossers Chico and Paul attempt to cook a fucking magical 4th of July feast. Expect cheeseburgers, liquor, blood, and lots of shit mustard....
Episode 5 - No Meat and Two Veg
So, what do vegetarians look like? And what the fuck do they eat? The Offworld Cookery team investigates, with a little help from a bottle of cider and some fucking terrible music!
Episode 6 - The Battle of Waterloo
Chico and Paul do absolutely fuck all for Anglo-French relations as they attempt to create a meat feast fit for Napoleon – in the fucking rain!
Episode 7 - Ancient Britain Style
It's the final episode in the first FUCKED season of Offworld Cookery! This week: feast like a fucking barbarian and learn how to make goat leg stew and shit soup. Yum fucking yum!