Episodes 8Paul, Chico, and Alessandro, the inebriated troop of food cocks from Northern England, are back with another season of Offworld Cookery!
Episode 1 - Fine Dining
Paul, Chico, and Alessandro are back with another season of outdoor food cockery! This time, these three English gents actually have a table! Can these posh pricks maintain such a high level of decorum?
Episode 2 - English Breakfast
There’s enough dope and rum in this breakfast that you’d swear it was straight from Sunnyvale. Join the Offworld Cookery team for an early-morning fucked-up exploration of the full English breakfast!
Episode 3 - Explorers
Join an expedition with revered winter big-bollocks Captain Scott in the ACTUAL barren terrain of Antarctica. Too much sugar, too much powdered shit, and not nearly enough women.
Episode 4 - Hospital Food
Chico makes the best of a medical emergency by not letting his kidney go to waste. Instead, he’s jamming it into a fucking pie, served alongside chicken soup and some kind of berry-nut-rum-jizz dessert!
Episode 5 - Law and Order
Alessandro is under the frightening custody of Officer Paul Kerry, a man with no safe word. These three sorry shits manage to put together some horrible porridge, some surprising souffle, and dry prison brownies -- all before Judge Chico determines Alessandro’s fate.
Episode 6 - Mel Gibson
It’s a tribute to a cinematic icon as the Offworld dicks dress like their favourite Mel Gibson characters and feast on Mel-inspired meals. Guest starring the voice-over talents of the raging, frothing, heavy-breathing maniac himself!
Episode 7 - School Dinners
Time for some schoolyard nostalgia with two gonads known as "Sir" and "The Boy!" It's just like a day at school, except the milk gets you drunk and the science experiment gets you high!