Episode 1 - Can't Get You Out Of My Head
Welcome to Season 3 of Park After Dark - fuck, it only seems like last week we finished Season 2! So, just how fucked up are the Boys today? They're talking NFTs, UFOs, high IQs, thousand year old cocks, the secret to living a long fucking life -- plus hydration tricks from Julian! From the LIVE broadcast on May 28th, 2021.
Episode 2 - I'll Drink and I'll Bang
Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a fucking shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas -- and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what the fuck's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.
Episode 3 - Goddamn Good Pretzel Dogs Right There
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back together in the trailer! Before they get fucked up to celebrate, they check out cocaine hippos, underground Antarctic aliens and a tall samsquamptch story. Plus: Get the recipe for Ricky's awesome pretzel dogs!
Episode 4 - Two Suitcases Of Hash
Ricky gets a visit from the cops - but they're not looking for him! Can he and Bubbles warn the wanted man before the RCMP comes knocking? Also: Julian's hustling hard down at the local job fair... or is he?
Episode 5 - The Great Sunnyvale Bake Off
Julian's got himself banged up in jail after an incident at the strip club - so Randy's taking his place! They discuss the red-hot Sunnyvale housing market, Randy's jail lover, and renting out Julian's trailer on Airbnb. Also: Ricky and Randy want to make a cooking show - but what should they call it?
Episode 6 - Space Junk
Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!
Episode 7 - Fuck Jail, Go To Hospital
Julian's back in the trailer! He reveals where the fuck he's been - and how many dates he got! The Boys also discover why you should keep your bag away from pythons, and why waterparks are so shitty. Also: Is Randy now the Boys'... friend?!
Episode 8 - Banging in the Produce Section
Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest fucking place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!
Episode 9 - Ricky's Shark Week
Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!
Episode 10 - Weekend at Bubbles'
The Boys start the day the good way with a lungful of Sativa and some fucked-up chat! They discuss liquor slushies, weed bees, and what happened to Ricky's dog, Coolnow. And find out why Bubbles wants to get stuffed!
Episode 11 - Ricky's Frozen Liquor Party
Put on your speedos and join the Park After Dark cocktail bar for Ricky's strawberry slushies! The Boys also discover why smoking salvia is fucked, what a bare bear looks like, and start their own charity - Smoke It Forward!
Episode 12 - Will Twitch for Scrilla
Julian wants to get gaming on Twitch like Snoop Dogg - but first he needs to steal some shit! Ricky has some long, tall, short and fucked facts, and Bubbles reveals his Friday 13th nightmare. Also: What's a group of clowns called? Can ya figure it out before Ricky and Bubbles?!
Episode 13 - Canadian Underground Nuclear Test Systems
There's a party in the trailer today with tater tot nachos, pulled pork... and one stinkin' Randy! The Boys discuss why the Queen is on Julian's hot list, the art of the fartist, and Ricky's new business idea. Also: What in the fuck is Bubbles wearing on his face?!
Episode 14 - Bubbles' Shirt Shack
Ricky's new business is a GO, and Bubbles is making some snazzy company t-shirts. Come on Bubbs, get that fucking iron cranked up - time is money! Julian also has a money-making scheme involving bar fights - how much is Ricky's eyeball worth? Also: Get drunk before the supernova hits!
Episode 15 - Never Trust a Caveman Bearing Dirty Liquor
What the fuck is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the fuck does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!
Episode 16 - Bullshit Service Announcement
Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that shitstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: Fuck the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!
Episode 17 - Dumb TV
On this week's Clusterfuck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!
Episode 18 - My New Girlfriend Mary
Ricky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!
Episode 19 - Sweet In A Dumb Way
Trinity and Jacob take time out from their fucked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some fuckin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your cock!
Episode 20 - The Food Fighters
The Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!
Episode 21 - Hot Balogny Pizza
Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my fuck, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!
Episode 22 - Split Right Down The Middle, Boys
The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life fuckin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as FUCK...
Episode 23 - Pumpkin Splatters
It's Halloween, fuckers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the fuck is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
Episode 24 - Ding Dongs
On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
Episode 25 - Greasy Googling
On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most fucked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
Episode 26 - Mr. Electricity
Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: fuck no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a fucked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian doesn't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
Episode 27 - The Good Kind Chicken Fingers
Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every fucking fast food joint in Sunnyvale! Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!
Episode 28 - Fish Holes
Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy shit, Park After Dark is getting fucked up today! The Boys chat about a really shitty doctor, fucked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
Episode 29 - Christmas Balls
Lights, tinsel, balogny tits - Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are putting up the Christmas decorations! Just one little problem - they're high as fuck on pancake gummies...
Episode 30 - LIVE Holiday Shitshow
Live from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive fuckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a shitload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.
Episode 31 - Santa Bubbs Is Comin' To Town
It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year...
Episode 32 - Adios, Muthafucka!
Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
Episode 33 - The Best Fuckin' Year Ever
2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Episode 34 - Butterflies And Kittens (And No Cock Talk)
FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!
Episode 35 - Come On Internet, Gimme Some Juice
Good times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as fuck! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga shitnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!
Episode 36 - The Fackin' Cycle Of Life
January may be fucked, but the Boys are having a good time in the trailer! Bubbles has entered Julian into a muscle contest, Julian wants to move to Japan and punch a sumo wrastler, and Ricky has some freakish stories about the worst funerals ever! Also: Why you shouldn't squirt expanding foam into your pisshole!
Episode 37 - February Fucked
Welcome to the fucked month of the silent 'R'! Bubbles' brain is firing on all engines, and he can't stop thinking about scrump-dilly airport buffets - will he ever get to eat at one again? The Boys also discuss mashed potato fights, garbage crows.... and get ready to screenshot Julian's tits!
Episode 38 - My Greasy Valentine
Love (and banging) is in the air as the Boys get ready for Valentine's Day! Does Bubbles have a love interest down at the Legion, and are her blowing days over? Also: Living your best life as a blind bisexual tortoise, and Wilf Carter the yodelling cowboy!
Episode 39 - BC Buds
The Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself fucking arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!
Episode 40 - Captains Of The Shit Liner
Fuck jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate fuck machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?
Episode 41 - Treasure Chests And Candy Cane Cocks
In the jinkety-janked trailer today: Julian's got Cock Eyes, Ricky's ready to move to Switzerland, and Bubbles just want to take a nap! Before Bubbs drops right out of 'er, they discuss buried treasure, manscaping, and why you shouldn't leave your weiner out in the sun!
Episode 42 - horsecock21
Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are FUCKED today! Find out how much they charge for horsecock redirects (and a coupla half-jacks), and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're FUCKED!
Episode 43 - Brain Flush
The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can fuck off, and weird English sammiches. Also: Fuck Siri, ask Dougie!
Episode 44 - Big Mac Donair Pizza Party
Deee-fucking-licious!! The Boys fuck with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food pussy to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!
Episode 45 - Crab Check
Bubbles has some bad news - there's an outbreak of crabs in Ricky's trailer! Better check your bags, boys! Also: The Oscars slapdown, Billie Eyelash, and some totally fucked April Fools!
Episode 46 - Talkin' Dirty
The Boys are a bit fuckin' battered today - find out who got bashed at the grocery store, and who's joined the Corona Club! Plus: Feeling romantic, or wanna get dirty? Get some Kissing Lessons With Bubbles!
Episode 47 - Happy Great Friday
Ricky and Bubbles are having a great Good Friday until Randy starts talking about his bum! They discuss why kitty guys are sexy, ass diamonds, and why horoscopes are horsecocks! Also: The answer to one of life's ultimate questions: how does a dog wear pants?
Episode 48 - Randy Snugglebeans
The Boys might be recovering from 420, but they're on fire today! They solve the mystery of the Loch Ness Monster, sue Marvel for ganking the Green Bastard's look, and figure out how to pop your lung while pulling your goalie. Also: Why is Julian sexting Randy?
Episode 49 - The Julian Experience
The Boys have gone through the weed wormhole and are baked as fuck! Before the fuckin' wheels come off, they chat about outhouse mishaps, weed lasagna, and whether Bubbles would marry a kitty! Also: Rent Julian for the night and get a bang for free!
Episode 50 - Attraction Level Sex Pipes
The Boys are fucked on edibles today, so get ready for a train wreck! They discuss Ice Wars, the world's most awesome liquor bottle, and do some hard fucking math. Plus: Go Around the World in 80oz with Julian!
Episode 51 - 99 Joints High
Get ready for a train wreck - Ricky's so high he's speaking French! He's also got an idea for a new business - watch the fuck out, playground bullies! Also: Cock growers, the worst/best/worst funeral ever, and bornting a baby at a Metallica gig!
Episode 52 - The Long High Weekend
The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some fucking important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??!