Episodes 9From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News. Join Mike Smith and co-anchor David Zombie as they meet real life heroes in our fucked-up world—and don't forget to fucking laugh.
SwearNet News - April 14, 2020
We now go over to the SwearNet studio for the latest news with Mike Smith... and he's not fucking around! Today he's joined on Real Fucking Heroes with Diala Epstein from Staten Island - a registered nurse and a frikkin' HERO!
SwearNet News - April 15, 2020
Tonight's breaking SwearNet News story: Dartmouth man gets hair FUCKED in home hairdressing disaster. Remember, kids - don't fucking laugh and cut!
SwearNet News - April 17, 2020
Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called... GOOD NEWS!!
April 21, 2020
Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot... or not. And today's Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.
April 25, 2020
Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in... and he's FUCKING WASTED!
May 4, 2020
Mike Smith stares death in the face (from a 12ft ladder) and tells it to fuck off, he's got News to do. On tonight's briefing: socially-distanced strip clubs, massive murder hornets, and a hard-hitting interview with Actual Fucking Genius, Bill Gates. Well, kinda...
May 27, 2020
Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word!