We now go over to the SwearNet studio for the latest news with Mike Smith... and he's not fucking around! Today he's joined on Real Fucking Heroes with Diala Epstein from Staten Island - a registered nurse and a frikkin' HERO!
Tonight's breaking SwearNet News story: Dartmouth man gets hair FUCKED in home hairdressing disaster. Remember, kids - don't fucking laugh and cut!
Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called... GOOD NEWS!!
A special message from Robb, JP and Mike.
Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot... or not. And today's Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.
Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in... and he's FUCKING WASTED!
Mike Smith stares death in the face (from a 12ft ladder) and tells it to fuck off, he's got News to do. On tonight's briefing: socially-distanced strip clubs, massive murder hornets, and a hard-hitting interview with Actual Fucking Genius, Bill Gates. Well, kinda...
Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word!
Does anyone here like fuckin' TRAINS!?! We've got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!
