The Roach Approach | Season 1

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!

Live with Pat Roach for a word on how every day is a fucking holiday, and we hear from YOU for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 9, 2021!

Welcome back to The Roach Approach! Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day! Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.

The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.

TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.

Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach! Pat and Mike are in and live (on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy) to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE DANCING? From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2021.

Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers!

No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day! Hey, anyone hungry?

It's Drink Fucking Wine Day! Let's settle the fuck back with a glass of wine or ten and milk the shit out of a new fucking Roach Approach!

It's Final Approach Friday! Let's get together with our best fucking friends in the Roach Nest and take some fucking calls! From the LIVE BROADCAST on Feb 19th, 2021. (FUCK YES THE LIVE BUTTON WORKED)

It's Motivational Fucking Monday and Pat's got ankles, nutsacks, and assholes on the brain! Now get fucking motivated! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 22nd, 2021.

It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.

Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. (Pat is feeling better now!)

Pat's feeling better and his shit is cleaned up, so get your taints in fucking gear because it's time for ANOTHER! FUCKING! ROACH! APPROACH! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb. 25th, 2021.

It's Final Approach Friday! The Boys are here and the phone lines are open, so let's take some calls with bacon and a liquor drink, only on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 26th, 2021.

It's Motivational Monday, motherfuckers, so let's get in the car for the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 1st, 2021. HORSE COCK!

Oh the places you'll fucking go on the Roach Approach! Join Pat and Mike, answering your fucked-up relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on March 2nd, 2021.

Pat and Mike want you to be fucking happy, so let's all dig into a plate of cold cuts and simplify some shit, here on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 3rd, 2021.

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, PAT YOU AMAZING CUNT! Celebrate today with Roach Clips, some cake, and a very special fucking birthday surprise! Broadcast LIVE on March 4th, 2021.

You thought the birthday shit was over? Get in some fucking blue you cunts, and let's take calls with Pat, Mike, and JP here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 5th, 2021.

Someone drank too fucking much over the weekend, but Pat's dragged himself in to bring you the goddamn Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2021.

Don't panic, motherfuckers! Sink your fucking teeth into some damn meatballs and get ready for Pat's answers to your relationship questions for Twitter Fucking Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 9th, 2021.

Happy MARIO DAY you fucking goombas! Pat's got some fucking bounce in his step today! Could it be mushrooms? From the LIVE Broadcast on March 10th, 2021.

It's Thursday, fuckapples! Put on a shitty name tag and cram some goddamn popcorn in yer hole, we got Roach Clips incoming! From the LIVE broadcast on March 11th, 2021.

IT'S FINAL APPROACH FRIDAY!!! Let's take a fuckton of calls with Pat, Mike, Robb, JP and some shit-ass bacon-fucking-wrapped scallops! From the LIVE broadcast on March 12th, 2021. (Roach Approach will be off next week for March Break but don't you fuck off yet, watch out for our other shows! Pat and Mike will be back!)

Welcome the fuck back, cocklords! Pat and Mike are beaming in for a very...special...Motivational Fucking Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 22nd, 2021.

Get some fucking chips and dip! Prepare for pussy! Pat and Mike are here, and IT'S TWITTER TUESDAY, MOTHERFUUUUUCKERS! From the LIVE broadcast on March 23rd, 2021.

Hey hey shitnipples, who's fucking hungry for THE ROACH? Today we learn Pat's special cheesesteak secret, while Mike makes a mean fucking Caesar. From the LIVE broadcast on March 24th, 2021.

Holy shit, it's Elton John time, cuntwaffles! Get that fucking maple syrup on and let's do the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 25th, 2021.

It's Final Approach Friday, fucksacks! Pat's got a spiffy new fucking track suit from Mail Bag and a buncha food on the grill, Robb and JP are in the Nest, Mike's at the helm, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on March 26th, 2021.

Aaand we are fucking back, you greasy cockrockets! Grab yourself a slice of Pat's extra-fucking-special grilled cheese and strap into a shitcapsule because the Roach Approach is go for shitlaunch! From the live broadcast on April 12th, 2021.

Today Pat's got Cones, Cobblers, Counts — and it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuuuuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, April 13th, 2021.

It is Wednesday, my cunts, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today! Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs! From the LIVE broadcast on April 14th, 2021.

You don't mind if Pat folds his shitty laundry in the Roach Nest today, do you? Get a fucking grimace on your face: it's time for a greasy gangbang! From the LIVE broadcast on April 15th, 2021.

Holy fuck it's Final Approach Friday! Who's up for a dirty old fucking Caesar and some Eggs with the Benedicts while the Boys take your calls? From the LIVE broadcast on April 16th, 2021.

Pat is hungover as shit from a four day bender, but now the Roach Approach is fucking back, so don't feel alienated; get ready to horse the fuck around! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, April 26th, 2021.

Holy shit, Pat is hung the fuck over AGAIN, but he and Mike are still giving you the full Roach Approach, with steaks, stories, dashes, dots, and cocks! And it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on April 27th, 2021.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's fucking SWEARMAN! Now don't shit your diaps, just get ready to suck on some BLUEBERRY SWEARCOCK*! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, April 28th, 2021. (* – pie)

Big fucking surprise, Pat is still hungover, but it's okay because there's Baileys in the coffee, shrimp in the scampi, and a shitload of classic viral Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, April 29th, 2021.

Oh shiiit, it's Final Approach Friday! Mike's at the helm, Pat and Robb are in the Roach Nest with a meaty smorgasbord, and JP's dialling in on the worldly pipe, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on April 30th, 2021.

Get a bikini on yer tits and swing yer hips, the Roach is fuckin' back, baby! From the LIVE broadcast on July 5th, 2021.

Pucker the fuck up, it's time for a smooch from the fuckin Roach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on July 6th, 2021.

Today's Roach Approach is dive bars, a metric fuckton of food, and something called...Bonza Bottler? Pat, wipe ya fuckin mouth! From the LIVE broadcast on July 7th, 2021.

Today the Roach is gonna eat fucking goddamn massive ice cream sundaes, show some Roach Clips, and do a fucking science experiment! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 8th, 2021.

Final Approach Friday, and we have a special guest in the Roach Nest: Leigh McInnis! And kabobs! And...a fucking piano? From the LIVE broadcast on July 9th, 2021.

Hear ye hear ye, the ROACH is on the fucking APPROACH! Now learn what the fuck Pat can do with an Etch-a-Sketch and a paper bag! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 12th, 2021.

Can Pat fucking sing? Find out on today's Roach Approach—and get yer juicy nipples good'n hard for an extra-titfucky-on-the-beach Twitter Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 13th, 2021.

With nothing on but shoes and a backpack and a spring in his fucking step, Pat is nude and rude and out and about! Hope you don't mind tan lines! Also: sharks. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 14th, 2021.

Get yer disco shoes on, fucking dorks, it's time for some...Thursday Night Fever? HORSE COCK! Also: yet another shitload of food! From the LIVE broadcast on July 15th, 2021.

Bacon's on the grill, Mike's at the console, Leigh's in the Nest and Pat's got tats! It's Final Approach Friday on Roach Approach number 50! From the LIVE broadcast on July 16th, 2021.

Let hickory-smoked Pat mix you up a nice fuckin' daiquiri and answer the question: what the shit is a Flitch? Also: Motivational Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 19th, 2021.

Today's fortune says: cake and lace for the Roach, sucker! Also: motherfuckin' Twitter Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on July 20th, 2021.

Get your damn space cocks in gear, pour yourself a space Caesar, and snort some galactic space dust with Pat, Mike, and a very special guest! Also: Lamington and Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 21st, 2021.

Time to spoon with Rat Poach, fothermuckers, and we have another special guest! Can Smith handle the lion's share of even MORE goddamn food? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 22nd, 2021.

It's Final Approach Friday, with another very special guest in the Nest! Hear stories from Granny Roach and learn valuable fucking life lessons from Pat in his weekly roundup! From the LIVE broadcast on July 23rd, 2021.

Know any old jokes? Tell them to ol' Pat over a shitcuterie board and a glass of wine! Deeeecent! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 26th, 2021.

Pour a fookin dram of scotch ye coonts and cocks, and let's squeeze Pat's bag and blow his pipe! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! And nipples! From the LIVE broadcast on July 27th, 2021.

Pat is WET and WILD today, so pop a couple beers, grab a greasy fucking cheeseburger or two, and slip and slide right in to the Roach Approach's own damn WATER PARK! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 28th, 2021.

What's it like being a Roach Approach intern? Ain't all fuckin chicken wings and chili dogs, bud! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 29th, 2021.

It's International Friendship Day! Let's hug it the fuck out with Mike, Robb, JP, Pat, and the best goddamn Oysters Rockefeller you ever stuffed in yer gnarly hole! Also: The Roach brings deep life lessons for Final Approach Friday. From the LIVE broadcast on July 30th, 2021.

Who the fuck is this masked webslinger? Just your friendly neighbourhood spidercunt! Also: cotton candy? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, August 2nd, 2021.

Hold on to your nuts, shitlords, we've got a special fucking guest running the Tricaster today! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on August 3rd, 2021.

Let's pair Riesling and Raisin Fucking Bran with two scoops of Pat and Mike! Also: Billy Bob, and pictures from Pat's swanky winery tour! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, August 4th, 2021.

Red Light Green...Pepper? The fuck! Pat and Mike are getting loaded on oysters and IPAs, but remember: when the pants are off, look the fuck out! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, August 5th, 2021.

Eating meat pies and shotgunning beers with Pat, Mike, Robb, and JP in the Roach Nest, now that's a fuckin' Final Approach Friday! From the LIVE broadcast on August 6th, 2021. (Also: no Roach Approach next week, Pat's out fishing!)