LIVE BROADCAST Sep 27, 2021

You wanted more Roach Approach? Well then get yer cunts in gear, because here's Pat and Mike and a shitload of dumplings and chocolate milk: The Roach is fucking back, baby! Pat even put on a tie! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, September 27th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Sep 28, 2021

Better pop a nice cold fucking beer for this extra-foamy, extra-creamy Roach Approach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on September 28th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Sep 29, 2021

Why the long beard? Because The Roach is wise as FUCK. Splash some coffee into some Baileys and dip a biscotti in that cunt because Pat is gonna invent some shit! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, September 29th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 1, 2021

It's Fucktober First Final Approach Friday, and JP and Robb are here in the Roach Nest with Mike and Pat to fry scallops, take calls—and give away a special gift! From the LIVE broadcast on October 1st, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 4, 2021

Toot a flute and fist yer chute, Pat's celebrating a funky E-Day with odd socks, tacos, vodka, and office improvements! 10-4 good fuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 4th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 5, 2021

The name's Roach. Pat Roach. Shaken, not fucking stirred, Pat is funky fresh dressed to kiss some wrestlers! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on October 5th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 6, 2021

Garlic, noodles, badgers and balloons, The Roach Approach is lit, and fuckin poetic as shit! Also: Pat takes a look...in a very special book. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 6th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 8, 2021

Final Approach Friday with the Boys and some donair fucking pizzas all up in the Roach Nest! We'll take calls, give away a Mystery Box, have some technical fuckups, and eat more damn pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on October 8th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 12, 2021

¡Prepárate para...la maldita cucaracha, cabrones! The Roach is speaking en Español, writing a cookbook, drinking local wine, and pulling his fucking pork! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 13, 2021

Suit the fuck up and say a silly saying, Pat's gonna be a Good Samaricunt! Also: new kind of pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 13th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 14th, 2021

Look at this BALD CUNT! Now pop the bubbly and learn some fucking words! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 14th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 18, 2021

Pat's hair is back! Now adjust your chair, clean up your computer desktop, and have a chocolate cupcake ready. Also: what did Pat do to Mike Smith's silicone doppelganger? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 18th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 19, 2021

Pat's dressed like a fucking dork for Twitter Tuesday, now get a gin and tonic and evaluate your damn life! Also: meet our *mysterious* new crew member. From the LIVE broadcast on October 19th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 20, 2021

It's The Roach's favourite day of the year, and oh my fuck the Nest is a disaster! Now get yer suspenders on and have some brandied fruit, we're gonna love our bodies, oooooh yeah. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 20th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 21, 2021

Get in yer damn Delorean and power up that fux capacitor with 1.21 Gigaguts, we've got caramel apples, nachos, and special guest Emma Lynne Sampson with some reptile friends! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 21st, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 25, 2021

Chucky's looking fucky! Today's about pizza, paintings, moshing, stabbing, and not saying CUNT! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 25th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 26, 2021

Howl at the moon, ya shitwolves, The Roach is here with pudding and pie, and a pumpkin that might just get fucked! Also: Twitter Tuesday…but Pat wants to mix that up? From the LIVE broadcast on October 26th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 27, 2021

In the Navy…now get some fuckin beer and chips! Also: see how damn nice Pat's SwearNet coworkers are. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 27th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Oct 29, 2021

Pat "Frankencunt" Roach and Mike "Sheila Roberts" Smith welcome you to a spooky special Halloween Final Approach Friday, along with JP "Not In Costume" Tremblay, Robb "Also Not In Costume" Wells, and a shitload of grease! From the LIVE broadcast on October 29th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 1, 2021

Why's Pat wearing a hockey mask? And who's his favourite saint? Also: Pat goes to the KOD to make calzones, but will Mike eat them? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 1st, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 2, 2021

Roachnak the Magnificunt prophesies cookies, deviled fucking eggs, mystery hands--and a Twitter Tuesday shakeup as we bring in some TikToks! Also: bacon fan! From the LIVE broadcast on November 2nd, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 3, 2021

SOS, SOS, the Roach is out and about with loonies for Give Someone A Dollar Day! And for once he's gonna let Mike eat healthy…or is he? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 4, 2021

Cluck cluck, shitchickens, this Pharaoh-ass lookin motherfucker's got stout! And we got some Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, November 4th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 5, 2021

Final Approach Friday means giant-ass Roach donuts, plates fuckin full of nachos, and calls with The Boys in the Roach Nest! And perhaps a RIVETING game of Monopoly? Also Pat's now a ginger. From the LIVE broadcast on November 5th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 8, 2021

How much cunt could a roach cunt chug if a roach cunt could chug cunt? Fucking pungent dunce! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 8th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 9, 2021

Why the hell didn't Pat go to the damn Art Museum today, and how the FUCK do you play Scrapple? Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 9th, 2021.

Nov 11, 2021

The Roach: as heavy metal as Smith's right nut! Also: origami, tempranillo, Mike's poppy protips, and what the fuck is a homunculus? Recorded (due to live stream fuckery!) on Thursday, November 11th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 12, 2021

Gather round the Roach Nest for Happy Hour Day, taking calls with Pat, JP, Robb, Mike, and fuckloads of french dip and pizza with everything on it (except anchovies)—it's Final Approach Friday, fuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 12th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 15, 2021

Crikey mates, today the Roach pays tribute to Steve Irwin, serves up some mouldy bundt cake, and gets some fucking drum lessons! Also: is this the last season of The Roach Approach?! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 15th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 16, 2021

Today's Roach Approach has it all: Bears, Burgers, and Buttons! Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 16th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 17, 2021

Eat a baklava and unfriend a cunt, the Roach is going...under the fucking sea! Also: know any good farm jokes? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 17th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Nov 19th, 2021

Get yer mouse ears on, the Boys are taking calls and hotdogging in the Roach Nest for Final Approach Friday, but what the FUCK is that smellin' I smell?! From the LIVE broadcast on November 19th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Dec 3, 2021

How the FUCK does the Roach do a Final Approach Friday when he's been out all fucking week? Put on a faux fur coat and find out on today's Roach Approach: with JP, Robb, special guest Sheila Roberts, and some bacon-greased popcorn! From the LIVE broadcast on December 3rd, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Dec 6, 2021

Don't fucking soil yourselves, Pat's a NINJA MINER! Microwave some food while Pat brings you RIVETING ninja facts and sweet ninja moves! Also: the secret fucking history of salami tugboats. From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, December 6th, 2021.

Dec 7, 2021

Pat shows us some trick shots, how to write a proper fucking letter, and answers your Twitter and TikTok Tuesday questions, including: does The Roach manscape? Also: why is Mike's shirt so damn comfortable? Recorded on December 7th, 2021. (Live streaming was FUCKED!)

LIVE BROADCAST Dec 10, 2021

It's an extra-special festive holiday livestream celebrating 100(?) RIVETING Roach Approaches, with the Boys taking calls in the Nest -- and Pat in an awesome-as-shit cockroach costume! Time for bagels, pastries, and gingerbread destruction! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 10th, 2021.

LIVE BROADCAST Jan 24, 2022

He's comin' in hot: The Roach is fucking back, baby, and he is celebrating life! Ya ready for this belly? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, January 24th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Jan 25, 2022

We've got Mailbag gifts, Irish coffee, and a fuckload of questions for The Roach! Also: what's Smith got tattooed on his wiener? From the LIVE broadcast on January 25th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Jan 27, 2022

This one's gonna be a real shitshow, but The Roach is milking it for all it's worth! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, January 27th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Jan 28, 2022

Monkeying the fuck around in the Roach Nest with Mike, JP, and David Zombie, it's fucking Final Approach Friday: now with more news on upcoming TPB projects, and goddamn kazoos! From the LIVE broadcast on January 28th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Jan 31, 2022

Why the fuck is the Roach all taped and backward? And how the fuck do you make a Brandy Alexander? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, January 31st, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 1, 2022

G.I. Roach is here to bring the fucking Bacon and answer your Twitter and Tiktok questions! Also: does Mike like the D (minor)? From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, February 1st, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 3, 2022

Can The Roach play a uke? And who the fuck is this fuzzy stranger? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 3rd, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 7, 2022

Holy shit Pat's got a Superbowl hangover and he's wasted as FUCK on wings, belly button wasabi dip, farts, ice cream, and Pisco Sours...it's not even the damn Superbowl! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, February 7th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 8, 2022

Pat's all clean and less fucked than yesterday: Scout's Fucking Honour! Now earn a Roach Cunt Badge by eating a cheesy molasses bar while Pat answers some questions for Twitter and TikTok Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on February 8th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 10, 2022

Mike's been on the pisco sours all week, and Pat's in flannel, so get in the tub with a book and some pizza! Do you think Pat's sexy? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 10th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 11, 2022

The Great Liberoache shows us his piano skills, and we've got a tailgate party in the Nest with Mike, Robb, and JP -- who's looking a bit stuffed? What the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, February 11th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 15, 2022

Pat's got a different kind of boner today! Now eat a gum drop and learn something about hippos -- also: Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST Feb 17, 2022

Who the fuck is this riveting diapered Cupid, and why the fuck is he celebrating Valentine's Day today? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, February 17th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 7, 2022

They say absinthe makes the Roach grow fuckier -- yes, Pat is back and he's fucked the hell up on absinthe and cereal, and LOUD as FUCK! Now let's learn some MATH! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, March 7th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 8. 2022

Time to get nasty, you dirty fucking shitcocks! Pat and Mike are still fucked on absinthe while they talk unique names and retro games -- plus it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 9, 2022

CLANG FUCKING BANG hold on to your teeth and let's see Pat's spicy meatballs! Also: what's your name mean...in Ninja? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, March 9th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 25th, 2022

Live long and cum on JP's tits, The Roach Approach is back with pointy ears, waffles, bacon, and calls with The Boys! Also: where the fuck has Pat been? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, March 25th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 28, 2022

Come to the Roach Approach, the greatest, most riveting show on fucking Earth! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, March 28th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 29, 2022

Eat a slice of chiffon cake and take a nice big fuckin rip off that bong, it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! Also: what was Pat's favourite TPB episode to shoot? From the LIVE broadcast on March 29th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST March 30, 2022

Weed Appreciation Week continues with The Roach! Why is the grass always browner on the other side, and what the fuck is up with all the pencils? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, March 30th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST April 1, 2022

What kind of peanut butter April Fools fuckery do Pat and Mike plan for Final Approach Friday in the Roach Nest? From the LIVE broadcast on April 1st, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 4th, 2022

May the Fourth be with you scurvy shitlords, The Roach is back in all his nude, riveting, glistening glory! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, May 4th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 5, 2022

Get some hoagies into yer holes, the Roach is high as fuck and he wants Mike's liquids! Also: a Roach comic? From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, May 5th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 6, 2022

TAKE OFF YER PANTS! Put on a beer helmet! Get in the Roach Nest with the Boys -- it's Final Approach Friday! From the LIVE broadcast on May 6th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 9, 2022

Leg of fucking lamb, naked gardening -- what the FUCK is Pat charging to SwearNet's expense account? From the LIVE broadcast on May 9th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 10, 2022

Pat's gonna intuit some shrimp facts, and it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers -- with a special fucking guest! From the LIVE broadcast on May 10th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 11, 2022

You're travelling through another dimension, not only of shit and piss, but of gut; a riveting journey into fucked imagination -- the Roach Approach! Also: cupcakes and bacon-wrapped cream puffs! From the LIVE broadcast on May 11th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 12, 2022

A Roach wrote a limerick once, to get laughs outta you cunts, it is what it is, fuck shit cunt piss, hey what the fuck is International Awareness Day? Also: cones! From the LIVE broadcast on May 12th, 2022.

LIVE BROADCAST May 13, 2022

Hiiighwaaay to THE ROACH APPROACH! Honk a tuba and get in the Nest with Mike, JP, Robb, Pat the Friday the Fucking 13th Jason Top Gun Leprechaun, and a fuckload of cheeseburgers! From the LIVE broadcast on May 13th, 2022.