Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Episodes 5Hi huns, we’re Tracy and Martina and there’s nothin we hate more than people takin advantage of other people, that’s a legit friggin sin. That’s why we decided to clean things up a bit in town, we’re sniffin out all the greasy fuckers who try to take advantage of good people. Let us handle your Dirty Deeds, cause apparently no-one else got the balls to do it!
Episode 1 - ANNE GETS CONNED
Tracy here and I’m roarin at this! So, Martina’s cranky old hag mother Anne is right lonely and apparently horny as hell! So, Anne signed up on a datin app. It’s a terrible though cause all she wanted was to get her rocks off… She did end up gettin fucked tho, but not in a good way… sin.
Episode 2 - JOHN ANGUS DESIGNER THRIFT
Hi dolls, Martina here! First off I gotta say that I fuckin love John Angus, he’s the most stylish person I know but what he tried to pull at the airport was lower than low. Justice got served, and god love him, John Angus learnt his lesson.
Episode 3 - CHERYL GETS POESSED
Tracy here, so listen, our frienemy Cheryl is greedy as hell… Plus her heads fuckin shot. Her husband Snooker is right sweet too, like an awesome human. So, after Snooker’s mother Bunny croaked you know Cheryl had to go lookin for her piece of the pie, in the form of a winning lottery ticket. Oh, I think she got possessed by the Devil too… Ever freaky!
Episode 4 - TRACY'S STUPID COUSNT WAYNE
Wayne’s hot. Tracy don’t like me sayin that cause that’s her cousnt but I don’t care. I know he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but what happened to Wayne while he was moving back from Alberta just hurts my heart. Yous gotta keep an eye on moving companies, eh? Slimy. Anyway, I think I was able to help Wayne in more ways than one…
Episode 5 - DUSTIN AND NANNY CARLA
Tracy here, and I don’t even know what to say about this episode. Nanny Carla and her “grandson” Dustin are dysfunctional as fuck. When Carla’s dog Missy went M.I.A. she called us goin on like a nut sayin that she needed someone to go find it. I could’ve cared less to go look but Martina convinced me, at least we got paid decent.