Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds | Season 2

6 Episodes

Hi huns, we’re Tracy and Martina and there’s nothin we hate more than people takin advantage of other people, that’s a legit friggin sin. That’s why we decided to clean things up a bit in town, we’re sniffin out all the greasy fuckers who try to take advantage of good people. Let us handle your Dirty Deeds, cause apparently no-one else got the balls to do it!

Episode 1 - Claxton's Christening Pt 1

Ya hi it’s Martina... K so this episode just goes to show you how fucked up things can get when you have a family filled with lunatics. Especially when your shitty older sister claims she's holier than you!

Episode 2 - Claxton's Christening Pt 2

Hi huns, it’s Tracy and welcome back… in this episode, photographer John Ratchford gets in contact with Brandi Lynn AGAIN! Martina’s sister Beverly spoils Tracy and Claxton’s joint Christening, and justice is served when Beverly and Anne hop on a plane to the States.

Episode 3 - China Sun

Martina here... I’m so sorry yous have to witness this absolute gong show. If Cheryl drives us insane, I can’t even imagine what yous go through listening to her fuckin shenanigans. Not to mention the bitchy hockey moms, hamster funerals, and Kandace!

Episode 4 - Hot N Fresh

Hi Sexies, it’s Tracy… So, sketch bag Dustin is back eh… After Dustin got canned from the pizza shop in town for stealin tips he came crawlin over to Martina’s lookin for help… I got nothin for the guy but Martina got a soft spot for him so she convinced me to tag along and pay a visit to my old manager from the mall, Jess… Lunatic.

Episode 5 - Poppy's Meat

Hi huns it’s Tracy here, so this here episode is about my Poppy and his brother Alec… Poppy sends me and Martina on a wild goose chase tryin to track down an alleged settlement… Me and Martina commit burglary and Jon Angus gets a new gig… Hoops we had to jump through… Unreal.

Episode 6 - Benefest

OK so yous gotta know that benefit dances are a big thing in Cape Breton. Whenever somebody in town is sick and needs a little support, everybody gets together and helps them out, it’s realllllly sweet… Until someone plans a whole fuckin benefit FESTIVAL for somebody who isn’t even SICK. Unreal.