Episode 1 - Bong Cleaning Station in Accordance
In this inaugural episode, Pug shows us the importance of having power at your bong cleaning station. Friggin' rights he does! I mean how else are you going to plug in the fucking megablaster 5000? Let's cheech!
Episode 2 - Wheel of Misfortune
Pug's cheeched up and full of ideas! Today, he creates the "Wheel of Misfortune" – one unlucky spin and you could end up eating a dick....
Episode 3 - Pauliester's Dent
Think you know how to drink? Pug's buddy Pauliester Paul is a fucking expert in drinking – let him show you some new tricks!
Episode 4 - Fucking Mezzanine
Pug is fixing up his workshop, installing electrical wires, and doing all that handyman shit. But first, he has to get high as FUCK!
Episode 5 - Rocket Cigrit Buttin' Over the Forfucknasackner
Get ready to witness the first ever SwearNet redneck lawn chair son-of-a-bitch snow jump. Give'r shit, bud... HIP HIP!
Episode 6 - Make Sure You Pull Your Sack Up, Bud
Friggin' rights, boys! Today, Mental Matty attempts the redneck lawn-chair snow jump. If he dickers it up, he'll be taking one fuck of a "ride" on Pug's airbag!
Episode 7 - Ride the Pine
It's a beautiful as frig day outside, so there's nothing better to do than cut down a tree with a guy in it. Yep, you read that right – some crazy fucker is going for a RIDE!
Episode 8 - Dirty Old Patrick's Safety's Third
Pug puts Dirty Old Patrick through his punishing four-minute intensive training course. Is Patrick man enough, or is he about to get his dink dicker'd?
Episode 9 - Dirty Ol Patrick's Tattoo
Sweet Mother Cigrits - Dirty Ol Patrick is getting a SwearNet tattoo. Don't try this at home – unless you're drunk and on drugs!
Episode 10 - Fanty Filter Bottle Toker
Pug's back in the workshop and is gonna show you how to make a glass bottle toker... with fucking FIRE!
Episode 11 - Wake and Bake Hash Crepes
Friggin' my snacks, Pug is cooking up some dope crepes in the kitchen for Buddy Van Doodle!
Episode 12 - Nelson Gets Shit Donkeyed, Part 1
Son of a cigrit! Pug and Nelson attempt to fix a fuckered motor using an unusual tool - a bottle of peppermint schnapps. Gurgle gurgle!
Episode 13 - Nelson Gets Shit Donkeyed, Part 2
Nelson finds out that drinking and fixing don't mix. You've fucked it, Nelson!
Episode 14 - Nelson Calls to Pologize
Just how much fucking trouble did Nelson get into after Pug's impromptu peppermint schnapps party? And does he remember what he did to Buddy van Doodle?!
Episode 15 - Wax the Dome
Well frig my cigrits, Pug has gone into the hair-styling business! His first customer - Buddy van Doodle. Waxy waxy!