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Episode 5 - Gimme An 'F'!
Park After Dark
Season 6
Episode 5 - Gimme An 'F'!
It's hot as fuck in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are tryin' to get a tan, man! On today's menu: hot dogs and loud fish, the Sperminator, and Ronnie Thunder's overactive weiner. Plus: Get learnt on a new 'f' word!
Episode 3 - Unexpected Arrival
Sweet Science
Season 2
Episode 3 - Unexpected Arrival
Tieren introduces a new coach to Wayne and the boxers. Afterwards, John explains his motivation to step into the ring.
Episode 5 - Go With It
King & Pawn
Episode 5 - Go With It
In the season finale of King & Pawn: With the crew locked out of the King & Pawn, Eliza takes Norma Jean, Allen, and Holden into the lion's den in a daring heist to drum up much-needed bail money.
Episode 4 - Happy Pre-Early Father's Day!
Park After Dark
Season 6
Episode 4 - Happy Pre-Early Father's Day!
This week is getting exciting as fuck! The Boys got their faces - and TPB chips - on the local TV news! Ricky's also looking forward to Father's Day, and has some awesome (and fucked) gift requests, including a challenge for Zig-Zag rolling papers. Plus: Julian's plan to give'r when he's 80!
Episode 2 - Matt's Redemption
Sweet Science
Season 2
Episode 2 - Matt's Redemption
After struggling with substance abuse last season, Matt returns hoping to convince Wayne to give him a second chance. Meanwhile, the search for a second coach begins.
Episode 4 - The Father, Son, & Holy Hell
King & Pawn
Episode 4 - The Father, Son, & Holy Hell
With all fires under control, Rhett seizes the opportunity to go on a romantic double date with Holden and Allen closely in tow. A chance reintroduction leads to Maggie and Xan becoming unlikely allies against the King & Pawn.
Episode 3 - Maria, I Don't Dirty Dance
Park After Dark
Season 6
Episode 3 - Maria, I Don't Dirty Dance
The Boys take a day trip to jail for a special Park After Dark. There's baby eels, boas, kitty vending machines and a little wooden prick... fucckkk! Plus: Julian gets demolished by TPB super fan Maria!
Episode 1 - A New Beginning
Sweet Science
Season 2
Episode 1 - A New Beginning
A new group of men arrive at Citadel Boxing with the desire to learn how to box. Wayne hopes the new group of men are easier to coach this time around, however, his hopes are quickly crushed.
Episode 3 - The Fun Never Ends
King & Pawn
Episode 3 - The Fun Never Ends
On the day Norma Jean finally hits the jackpot, a surprise guest from Rhett's past brings the King & Pawn an influx of increasingly violent visitors... and an unwanted police presence.
Episode 2 - Snoop Dizzle In The Bizzle
Park After Dark
Season 6
Episode 2 - Snoop Dizzle In The Bizzle
The Boys are excited as fack - Snoop Dogg's coming to town, and they're ready to party with him on June 3! But are they gonna have to crawl through the sewers to get into the concert? Julian also tests the Boys' music smarts, as Bubbles reveals his scrump-dilly McCartney claim to fame!
Episode 2 - Too Hot to Haggle
King & Pawn
Episode 2 - Too Hot to Haggle
In an attempt to refill the store's shelves, Rhett heads to the storage locker auctions - ending up in a bidding war with Maggie and Eliza. A blood-thirsty loan shark informs Norma Jean of an outstanding lien.
Sweet Science Season 2 - Coming June 5!
Sweet Science
Season 2
Sweet Science Season 2 - Coming June 5!
Meet the new intake of trainee boxers at Citadel Boxing. They have the passion - do they have they have the punch? Season Two of the ground-breaking documentary series takes an unadulterated, uncensored, and dramatic look into what it takes to become a true fighter, both inside and outside the ring.
Episode 1 - The Silence Of The Bubbles
Park After Dark
Season 6
Episode 1 - The Silence Of The Bubbles
What the fuck is up with Bubbles? Murder? Cyborg transformation? Or is he just fucked up on gummies? The Boys also plot a weed planting rampage, get learnt about quasars, and do WHAT with a dirty old applesauce log?!?
Episode 10 - Playoffs
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Episode 10 - Playoffs
The Coal Miners make it to the playoffs of their inaugural season. Can they go all the way and capture the championship?
Episode 1 - What The Frack
King & Pawn
Episode 1 - What The Frack
After being left his estranged father's pawnshop, Rhett McManus is met head-on by chaos and thrown into the midst of a decades-old rivalry against competitor Maggie Rollins. A need for quick cash takes a special scheme to solve.
Episode 52 - FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK FLIES
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 52 - FUCK OFF WITH THE BLACK FLIES
Park After Dark is a fuckin' ZOO this week - with 10,000 bats, dirty old black flies, musket rats, and crocodile-eating kitties! Also: Ricky get Naked & High, Bubbles dives into the New York-Dublin portal, and it's some sexy dick's birthday!
Episode 9 - Tensions Are High
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Episode 9 - Tensions Are High
Connor fills in on the bench when the Coal Miners are short on coaching staff. But is he about to jeopardize the team’s standing heading into playoffs?
King & Pawn - Coming to SwearNet May 21!
King & Pawn
King & Pawn - Coming to SwearNet May 21!
A clueless burnout inherits his father’s failing and seedy pawnshop. Can he take command over a staff of misfit employees and turn the shop around, before it’s forced to close forever? Welcome to King & Pawn!
Episode 51 - Let's Be Each Other's Mothers
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 51 - Let's Be Each Other's Mothers
On the latest Park After Dark Drugs, Drugs, Drugs Edition: Making scrilla from sweaty balls, Mother's Day gift advice, the whereabouts of Tammy LaFleur. Also: No buzz on = nuclear SUCK!!
Episode 8 - High Stakes
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Episode 8 - High Stakes
After a game unexpectedly gets cancelled, Ryan and Connor challenge each other over who is the better coach.
Episode 4 - Hang On To Your Nuts, Here Comes Rudi
Mailbag
Season 4
Episode 4 - Hang On To Your Nuts, Here Comes Rudi
Wedding bells for JP and Pat, a Conky phone for Mike, and burger shit for Randy... but where's the fucking FOOD??! Plus: They're big in Europe - Yogurt And The Shitrockers!
Episode 50 - So I'm AI, Am I?
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 50 - So I'm AI, Am I?
Is Sunnyvale a simulation? Is Ricky an AI? And why the fuck are the Boys saying 'kangaroo' a lot? Plus: Baby Reindeer, REO Speedwagon, and some fuckin' Bad Choices!
Episode 20 - Coming Out Ass First
Would You Rather?
Episode 20 - Coming Out Ass First
Brian Cranston is hot, Ron Jeremy is not! And is Rod Stewart is to die for?!? Comedian Steph Tolev faces more fucking nightmare scenarios in the season finale of Would You Rather?
Episode 7 - The Bus Ride from Hell
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Episode 7 - The Bus Ride from Hell
After renting a bus for a weekend road trip to play in New Brunswick, everything that could go wrong, does go wrong, sending Tieren over the edge.
Episode 49 - I'm Too Sexy
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 49 - I'm Too Sexy
Ricky's still high from 420, but it's helping him get learnt about physics! But are the Boys smart enough not to fuck up a game of Worst Case Ontario? Also on the menu: Juicy June bugs, salamander skewers, and sexy rock stars!
Episode 19 - The Fart Of The Deal
Would You Rather?
Episode 19 - The Fart Of The Deal
Harry Potter erotica, cloned willies, and a shitty way to get a career boost - Mark and Adrienne gotta be prepared for anything!
Episode 6 - Recruitment
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Episode 6 - Recruitment
Needing better players to win the championship, general manager Connor begins to recruit a new top player. However, Dave decides Connor is not the right guy for the job...
Episode 30 - LIVE Season Finale
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 30 - LIVE Season Finale
Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin . This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the show. , nd the audience for showin up and supportin us. For more TRACY & MARTINA live appearances, merch, and more, visit www.tracyandmartina.com !!!!! #loveyous
Episode 3 - Knives Out
Mailbag
Season 4
Episode 3 - Knives Out
Oscar Mayer gummy bacon! Roll-on candy! John Paul's tangy pickle! It's all happening on the latest liquorice-lickin' Mailbag!
Episode 48 - Happy 420 Eve!
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 48 - Happy 420 Eve!
'Twas the night before 420, and all through the trailer... the Boys were getting high as fuck on TPB gummies and powder! Before they totally trainwreck for the weekend, they discuss porch pirates, reincarnation and muscle polish. Plus: Ricky thinks, therefore he is!
Episode 18 - Duck Dick Dude
Would You Rather?
Episode 18 - Duck Dick Dude
Thar she blows! Hunter and Chris chow down on trapped limbs, stinky duck penises and... dear Uncle Charlie?!
Episode 5 - Dildos on Ice
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Episode 5 - Dildos on Ice
Fed up with players not showing up to hockey games on the road, Tieren takes out his frustration on a player...
Episode 29 - RICKY'S HERE!!!!!
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 29 - RICKY'S HERE!!!!!
All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it . we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more!
Episode 47 - Tips From The Guy With Only One Good Arm
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 47 - Tips From The Guy With Only One Good Arm
Ricky's dickered shoulder is getting him down - should he get surgery, or a new pair of glasses? The Boys also discuss the dangers of flying saw blades, car-eating dogs, and pissy cicadas. Plus: Julian gets his chip fire alibi straight!
Episode 17 - Ghost Boners And Sex Texts
Would You Rather?
Episode 17 - Ghost Boners And Sex Texts
Full House, the Face of Herpes and a family video nasty... Todd and Kris plays another fucked round of Would You Rather?!
Episode 4 - The Goon
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Episode 4 - The Goon
The Coal Miners are desperate to assign a designated fighter on the team, which leads Ryan to have an unwelcomed, but honest, conversation with Matt Colson about his future as a player on the team.
Episode 28 - Karma's A Quiff
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 28 - Karma's A Quiff
Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya. Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad
Episode 46 - Hardcore As Fuck
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 46 - Hardcore As Fuck
The Boys chat to SuperFlex Mega Contest winner Jimmy Belabre - and holy flyin' fuck, does he have a crazy life story to tell! They also journey to the centre of the Earth, and learn about Ricky's one-armed goalie pulling!
Episode 16 - Dick Teeth
Would You Rather?
Episode 16 - Dick Teeth
Would you buy a house from a dentally dickered realtor? K. Trevor Wilson also faces nightmare therapy and a naked Martha Stewart on the latest FUCKED Would You Rather?!
Episode 3 - A Devastating Blow
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Episode 3 - A Devastating Blow
In the Coal Miners’ first official game of the season, an injury sends everything into a tailspin...
Episode 27 - Life Insurance Fraud, Deep Freezes, And Prom At The Legion
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 27 - Life Insurance Fraud, Deep Freezes, And Prom At The Legion
This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still think that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry. Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !! GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!!
Episode 45 - Dancin' Fool
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 45 - Dancin' Fool
Ricky's a hero! But did he really bust his shoulder in a wild shopping mall showdown? Bubbles also reveals the winner of the Julian SuperFlex contest - and the start of a million dollar TikTok dance sensation. Plus: You can't judge a fuckhead by his rumours!
Episode 15 - We Won't Show This Episode To Julian
Would You Rather?
Episode 15 - We Won't Show This Episode To Julian
Julian's jail bitch, raging Ricky or Bubbles' babies?! Laura serves up more shit sandwiches to TPB fans Marco and Dotty!
Episode 2 - Saving Connor’s Hairy Ass
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Episode 2 - Saving Connor’s Hairy Ass
After a disastrous weekend of tryouts, Springhill Coal Miners coach Ryan laces up his skates and take to the ice. Can he save the team?
Episode 26 - Martina's Funeral
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 26 - Martina's Funeral
is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral??! I just want everything to be perfect,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it. We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula <3 and what we gave up for lent!
Episode 44 - Happy And Dumb
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 44 - Happy And Dumb
Welcome to Park After Darrr.... ah, fuck it! Do the Boys need some cobra venom to keep 'em happy and high? They discuss Bubbles' new life as a penguin, The Shat's borntday, and a very hunky kitty. Plus: The latest entries to Julian's SuperFlex contest!
Episode 14 - Sick Minds
Would You Rather?
Episode 14 - Sick Minds
Delete those greasy Google searches, Laura's got a fucked new round of Would You Rather! Plus: Ballsack Man vs Sad Spider Man?!
Episode 1 - Dave Fucked Up
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Episode 1 - Dave Fucked Up
Dave, the owner of the Springhill Coal Miners, faces financial ruin if he can't convince his friend, Tieren, help with the brand-new hockey franchise.
Episode 25 - The Caper Liberator
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 25 - The Caper Liberator
In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island!
Episode 43 - Official Julian SuperFlex Mega Contest 2024
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 43 - Official Julian SuperFlex Mega Contest 2024
Where's Ricky been? Getting learnt with his new history teacher... guess who! And piano man Bubbles launches a decent new contest - we wanna hear YOUR Julian SuperFlex remixes!
Episode 13 - Bop It, Twist It, Pull It
Would You Rather?
Episode 13 - Bop It, Twist It, Pull It
Fingering in the bowling alley, Bopping It in therapy, and sexy cosplay with Weird Al/Pedro Pascal... what in the fuck, Laura?!!
Episode 24 - Cinderblock Through The Pizza Shop
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 24 - Cinderblock Through The Pizza Shop
Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the f****n windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter! Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for watchin xo, Tracy