The definitive Swearnet Episode list

After Kenny and his big city developer demolish a block of historic company homes and start construction on a state of the art Nordic Spa, the community look to Tracy and Martina for answers. Martina volunteers to do “the kettle” taking collections outside of Groot’s pharmacy and Tracy becomes absolutely obsessed with local high school hockey player, Hogan Burke.
Runtime: 41:33 • Published: December 3, 2024 10:00AM UTC

Holy flyin' fuck, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank fuck they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Shitties! Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!
Runtime: 34:57 • Published: November 29, 2024

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid fuckin' questions too!
Runtime: 28:10 • Published: November 22, 2024

Today's Park After Dark is out of this fucking world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... fuck's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet Fuck!
Runtime: 28:24 • Published: November 15, 2024

Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some fucking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!
Runtime: 28:19 • Published: November 8, 2024

The second single from Bubbles And The Shitrockers' debut album, Longhauler! ‘Who’s Getting His Belly Now?’ is a song about one of the greatest kitties who ever lived, Vince The Pince. But on a larger scale, it’s about every pet that’s ever touched our hearts and brought happiness to our families, and wondering and hoping that wherever they now, some caring soul is giving them belly rubs. So as a tribute to that, I asked fans all over the world to send in pictures of their dearly departed which I feature in the video! And believe me when I say, it’s a real tearjerker!!!
Runtime: 4:16 • Published: November 1, 2024

Tracy's haunted escape room turns into a living hell when Martina brings the whole family to visit--including Loki the 120lb ravenous pitbull. The girls read some new and old scary stories, and talk about all things spooky.
Runtime: 49:58 • Published: October 29, 2024

Tracy's mother has a gender reveal party for her new 14 year old foster daughter. Martina falls down far-right conspiracy theory rabbit holes, and has her first dog grooming course, and Tracy joins adult cheer!
Runtime: 40:53 • Published: October 22, 2024

IT'S HERE!! The official trailer for Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties - ONLY in theaters from December 6. While Bubbles and his band, "The Shitrockers," are playing shows around Nova Scotia a viral internet clip lands them a European tour opening for Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters. With Randy as their roadie, they head to Prague but soon get kicked off the tour, busking to survive. Can Ricky and Julian come to the rescue? Only in theaters across Canada and the US from December 6; coming to VUE cinemas in the UK and Ireland from Jan 10, 2025. Get info and showtimes at https://bit.ly/bats-movie
Runtime: 1:48 • Published: October 16, 2024

Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get fucked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' shitty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!
Runtime: 32:46 • Published: October 11, 2024

Bubbles needs your help! Send a photo or video of a beloved pet who crossed the Rainbow Bridge to [email protected]. They could be featured in the video for Bubbles and the Shitrockers' next hit, "Who's Getting His Belly Now". An awesome tribute to your best friend!
Runtime: 1:32 • Published: October 4, 2024

Tracy does past life regressions, Roxanne gets approved for a foster kid, and Martina finds part of the Titanic submarine.
Runtime: 40:28 • Published: October 1, 2024

It's an exciting day as Bubbles and the Shitrockers' new single drops - get the FIRST LOOK at his new video! The Boys also report on international kitty news, discover a way to get un-arrested, and flex a muscular business idea. Plus: I would do anything for weed... Introducing the Shitrockers' new support act, RICK LOAF!
Runtime: 34:01 • Published: September 27, 2024

Summer's about to fuck off, so it's time to party! Before the Boys hit the liquor store and crank some AC/DC, they do some plane spotting, theatre banging, and DIY surgery. Plus: Oh lawd he comin - Bubbles rages about a big fat cat!
Runtime: 31:04 • Published: September 20, 2024

The Boys get a wee box o' treaties this week, all the way from bonny Scotland! There's also some early Xmas cheer, weird tighty whities, and a Mailbagger address mystery. Also: What's orange, furry, and makes the boys' birds go like *that*?!
Runtime: 28:45 • Published: September 16, 2024

Shootin' The Shit this week: Martina's neck brace is off and she's feeling great! The girls share a secret that could alter the course of Martina's daughter's life, and Tracy's mother is cured of her "pirate disease." And check out what everybody's flipping and wondering about!
Runtime: 44:01 • Published: September 10, 2024

Watch Julian's genius business brain in action as he devises a foolproof get-rich plan! All he needs is the UK's biggest cock, an acrobatic circus and... no time to explain, just roll the tape! Plus: Conky's got competition - meet Biscuits McGonagall!
Runtime: 31:25 • Published: September 6, 2024

The Boys - and some new buddies - are LIVE and drunk as fuck at Fan Expo Canada! Discover dark secrets of the Dirty Dancer, Bubbles' plan to save NASA, and a wild auction of some fucked-up shit. Plus: Conky goes TOO FUCKIN' FAR!!
Runtime: 45:41 • Published: August 30, 2024

Summer's blazing and the Boys are thirsty for muscle milk, vodka and... water?!! They discuss the dangers of oven banging, a million dollar chicken wing heist, and living the dream with the oldies. Plus: Beep boop beep - Bubbles gets sentimental about Simon!
Runtime: 31:34 • Published: August 16, 2024

It's Fight Night! The remaining fighters battle it out in the ring to see which team and coach will reign supreme.
Runtime: 45:52 • Published: August 7, 2024

John attempts to return to Wayne's team after getting some advice from a friend. Emotions are high as Nour's court date for his sentencing arrives.
Runtime: 23:46 • Published: July 31, 2024

Chris C. contemplates his future in the program after having ongoing shoulder issues during training. Meanwhile, Nour reveals a shocking secret that sends everything into chaos.
Runtime: 23:06 • Published: July 24, 2024

For the first time since their big blow up, Wayne invites Joey back to the gym. Later, John makes a tough decision, which blindsides Wayne.
Runtime: 24:23 • Published: July 17, 2024

With the assistance of Eddie, Tieren brings Matt to an alcoholic recovery meeting. Afterwards, Wayne and Gavin try to match up the fighters.
Runtime: 25:24 • Published: July 10, 2024

Jim Lahey answers some fan questions, the Boys make pancakes, and Randy works on the inside of his new diner trailer.
Runtime: 24:22 • Published: July 5, 2024

The Boys mix up some frozen drinks, Ricky gets us learnt on how to make Christmas presents for cheap, and tries to steal the fittings on a private jet.
Runtime: 24:20 • Published: July 5, 2024