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Episode 41 - Fart Gummies
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 41 - Fart Gummies
The Boys are fucked up on Ricky's gummies and heading for the moon! Before they lift off, they discuss Willy Wonka, lottery scrilla fuck-ups, and joining the Swiftie gang. Plus: Anyone for monkey jerky and cat pee soda?
Episode 11 - Gettin' High With Ricky
Would You Rather?
Episode 11 - Gettin' High With Ricky
Trailer Park Boys fans Joey and Kareem ponder partying with the Boys, and living the Sunnyvale life! But there's a fuckin' catch...
Episode 22 - Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 22 - Afterbirth Right Up The Back Of It
Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd
Social Roundup - January 2024
Social Shorts
Season 4
Social Roundup - January 2024
Holy frig what year is it? Boys are here with Randingo, Matty and Snoop drop in, and we got Break Time, Tracy and Martina, Cheap Smokes, and Terry from FUBAR in a new year of Social Shorts!
Episode 40 - The Trailer Boys
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 40 - The Trailer Boys
The Boys are coming down from a massive Las Vegas high - but did anyone get fucked up on kratom? Find out what new TPB product they launched at the CHAMPS show, and which megastar (and fan) they met! Plus: Pro tip - don't drive antiques up yer arse!
Episode 10 - Fuck, Marry, Kill, Give'r
Would You Rather?
Episode 10 - Fuck, Marry, Kill, Give'r
AWOOOO! Special guest Dave 'FUBAR' Lawrence battles dick-snatching bears, the Sunnyvale Centipede, and Jeff Goldblum's ass loving hand!
Episode 21 - Bert Done A TedTalk?
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 21 - Bert Done A TedTalk?
We find out Who the fuck reported our exotic spa? Oh,, and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose? maybe. But the big fuckin shocker this week is that Bert's doin a TedTalk in Halifax!
Get Pucked - Coming Soon To SwearNet
Get Pucked
Get Pucked - Coming Soon To SwearNet
Coming SOON to SwearNet! Get Pucked captures the real, gritty drama happening behind the scenes of men’s Senior A Hockey by following the players, coaches and staff of the Springhill Coal Miners. Through wins, loses, fights and friendships – the men are hellbent to reclaim glory one bloody, bare knuckle one period at a time.
Episode 39 - Certified Drinkers
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 39 - Certified Drinkers
They've been everywhere man, they've been everywhere... and drank London and Las Vegas dry! Find out what the fuck they got up to in Sin City, and who went on a dancing date. Plus: Shower snacking with Jessica Biel, and truffles that will get ya high!
Episode 9 - Jizz Hands
Would You Rather?
Episode 9 - Jizz Hands
An anal LA mayor, a shit-talking anchorman, and a jazz band in a sticky situation - Rob and Smokey do the dirty on Would You Rather!
Episode 20 - Valentimes Day!
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 20 - Valentimes Day!
Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins. We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates, and everything in between. && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1
Episode 38 - It's Not Stealing Till It Arrives
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 38 - It's Not Stealing Till It Arrives
The Boys had a swinging fuckin' time in London! Bubbles got to visit a very special place... that's now missing a priceless piano! Find out why Julian has a beef with the pubs, and who had a murderously good time at Brick Lane. There's also a toast to Carl Weathers, and a plan to make $$$ from deepfake fuckery!
Episode 8 - O Face
Would You Rather?
Episode 8 - O Face
What's the story, morning gloryhole? Jack and Elliot face down dirty mall Santas and unwanted orgasms in the latest round of Would You Rather!
Episode 19 - Sneaky Slimy Bastards
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 19 - Sneaky Slimy Bastards
Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead. Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies, everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out!
Episode 37 - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 37 - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
Randy's stinking out the trailer today - but he's got some intel on Bubbles' new "friend" Pat! He learns about the five-baby-momma banging machine, AI girlfriends, and how the Boys split up one of the greatest bands of all time. Plus: Ricky brings more fucked animal facts!
Episode 7 - Breakfast Butt
Would You Rather?
Episode 7 - Breakfast Butt
Andrew Barr and Danny Wright ponder sexy time with Carrot Top, porno dad boners, and chocolate milk Cheerios with Danny DeVito!
Episode 18 - Post Punta Panic
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 18 - Post Punta Panic
Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south. guess who shows up, guess who got arrested, and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya.
Episode 36 - London Calling
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 36 - London Calling
The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box!
Episode 6 - Fingers And Holes With Jacob
Would You Rather?
Episode 6 - Fingers And Holes With Jacob
BAAAAAMM! Guest star Jacob Rolfe plays Would You Rather - with an improv twist! Will he get down in the dumps with Harry Styles, or sex-shamed at his wedding? He also has some fucked-up challenges for Laura!
Episode 54 - Terry4Flames: Hockey Night in Calgary
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 54 - Terry4Flames: Hockey Night in Calgary
Terry opens up about his hockey past.
Episode 17 - Preppin for Punta Cana
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 17 - Preppin for Punta Cana
On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time! Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us...
Episode 35 - Down At The Legion
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 35 - Down At The Legion
Bubbles is back! So where the fuck was he last week - and did the bird come out of its cage? The Boys also investigate a 10-foot alien, detachable spider cocks, and a diet that will fuck up your guts. Also: Julian considers moving to New York to live with a supermodel! there's just one catch...
Episode 5 - Shit Salad And A Randyburger
Would You Rather?
Episode 5 - Shit Salad And A Randyburger
Trailer Park Boys fans Jonathan and Kathryn journey to a desert island and the jungle for a Sunnyvale death match... and a shitty music dilemma!
Episode 53 - Terry4Flames Part 3
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 53 - Terry4Flames Part 3
Terry's ready to give'r 110% on the 'Dome's Jumbotron!
Episode 16 - Talkin French With Goldie Boutilier
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 16 - Talkin French With Goldie Boutilier
Game recognizes game. and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton,, Goldie Boutilier. She's a fuckin legend. no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox. I can't believe we grew up in the same place. For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to www.tracyandmartina.com and don't forget to come see us in Alberta! Tour dates and tickets are on our website :-)
Episode 34 - Bunch Of Cults
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 34 - Bunch Of Cults
Happy Feast Of Fabulous Men Day! Wait, what the in fuck?! Randy's here to celebrate, but where's Bubbles? Is he having fun... or been captured by a cult? The Boys also chat about exploding toilets, Mo's flat Earth mythbuster, and why Julian fuckin' hates crows. Also: A toast to dead bugs!
Episode 4 - So Much Cum
Would You Rather?
Episode 4 - So Much Cum
On the menu for Rob Pue and Matt Wellman: Prime piss, dead dicks, and Hell's fuckshack! Get ready for another delicious round of Would You Rather!
Social Roundup - December 2023
Social Shorts
Season 3
Social Roundup - December 2023
A new era! Here's some PAD, Dear Julian, Gettin' Learnt, Terry from FUBAR, Would You Rather with Laura D, Tracy and Martina, and Vandits, all in the last December of Social Shorts!
Episode 52 - Terry4Flames Part 2
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 52 - Terry4Flames Part 2
Terry lays down some sweet voiceovers for his #TERRY4FLAMES campaign!
Episode 15 - From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 15 - From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant
We're dead if she finds out about this,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod, I can't even keep it together omfg LOL. We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot, and my dream about buffalo bill,, and so much more. xo Martina
Episode 10 - Mike Fucks Up
Break Time
Episode 10 - Mike Fucks Up
There's fucking up at work, and there's fucking up a quarter million $$ at work. Yup, Mike's FUCKED.
Episode 33 - I'm Not The Liquor
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 33 - I'm Not The Liquor
New Year, New Fuckin' You! Bubbles quit the liquor and is taking up yoga... how long is that gonna last? Julian thinks 2024 is the year the Boys finally get rich - is a driveway money-making scam the answer? Ricky also has a story that's gonna make you squirmish!
Episode 3 - Hot Lips And Tooth Dicks
Would You Rather?
Episode 3 - Hot Lips And Tooth Dicks
Sunnyvale represent! Tyrone Parsons and Leigh MacInnis face more of Laura's fucked dilemmas, including tooth dicks, butt roaches (no, not Pat), ghost sex, and a picnic from Hell!
Episode 51 - Terry4Flames Part 1
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 51 - Terry4Flames Part 1
Top of the 'Dome to ya - Terry wants to be the new voice of the Calgary Flames!
Episode 14 - Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar!
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 14 - Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar!
hard to believe its 2024 eh... wow, I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen. thx xo
Episode 9 - Wendel
Break Time
Episode 9 - Wendel
Hockey talk gets fucking heavy!
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2024
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2024
HAP-HAP-HAPPY 2024 from everyone at Sunnyvale Trailer Park... Let's have a DECENT one! πŸ₯ƒ πŸŽ‰ πŸ₯ƒ
Episode 32 - See Ya 2023, Hello 2025!
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 32 - See Ya 2023, Hello 2025!
The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which fuckin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's fucked trivia quiz!
Episode 32 - Fuck Yeah Mailbag All-Stars!
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 32 - Fuck Yeah Mailbag All-Stars!
It's the last Mailbag of 2023! There's a new inductee into the Mailbag Hall of Fame, bubble wars, a sucking chocolate feast, and more fab Beatles shit for Mike!
Episode 2 - OnlyGrans
Would You Rather?
Episode 2 - OnlyGrans
Portapotty vs. tellytubby! Greasy fuckin' grandparent dilemmas! Garrett Jameson and Lee Schellenberg, get ready to play Would You Rather...
Episode 13 - It’s Boxing Day, doll!
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 13 - It’s Boxing Day, doll!
Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh.. brutal. anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories... LMAO ya right ... toxic
Episode 8 - Mike Has A Lump
Break Time
Episode 8 - Mike Has A Lump
Is your nut in a rut? Your buds will be there for ya.
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2023
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2023
Happy Holidays from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! πŸ₯ƒ πŸŒΏπŸŽ„
Vandits - The Movie
Vandits
Vandits - The Movie
T'was the night before Christmas and all hell broke loose... A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Crack a drink, sit back and enjoy this hilarious festive feature, starring Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden and Robb Wells!
Episode 31 - How The Liquor Grinch Stole Christmas
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 31 - How The Liquor Grinch Stole Christmas
Timbims, liquor, and a big pile of presents - is it gonna be the most peaceful Christmas ever? Here's a clue - NOPE! Find out what greasy gifts the Boys got, and who fucked up the Babcock family Christmas. Plus: Watch out America, the boar whores are coming for ya!
Episode 31 - High For The Holidays
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 31 - High For The Holidays
We've got all the ingredients for a magical holiday Mailbag... ca$h, drugs and violence! And fuck turkey for Christmas dinner - anyone for kangaroo jerky?
Episode 1 - Goats And Scrotes
Would You Rather?
Episode 1 - Goats And Scrotes
Would You Rather go down in history for going down on a goat? Get some serious manscaping by shredder or seagull? Laura D asks the tough, fucked questions to comedians Justin Littlechild and Jeff Paul!
Vandits - Coming to SwearNet December 23!
Vandits
Vandits - Coming to SwearNet December 23!
We've got a special holiday treat for ya - the hilarious VANDITS movie streams on SwearNet from Saturday, December 23! A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Featuring a cast of awesome Canadian talent, including Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden, and our very own Robb Wells!
Episode 50 - Terry Christmas Eh!
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 50 - Terry Christmas Eh!
Ho Ho Holy fuck, Terry's ready to rock all the way to Christmas Day! Join him for chat, tunes, and hockey. Awooooo!!
Episode 12 - Christmas Fights, Brawls and Drama
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 12 - Christmas Fights, Brawls and Drama
Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh, srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight, and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter ... all this n more on this weeks episode :P
Episode 7 - Deb Goes To Court
Break Time
Episode 7 - Deb Goes To Court
Don't keep Deb waiting, unless you wanna be breathing out of your left eye!
Episode 30 - Bad Choices
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 30 - Bad Choices
Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!