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Show	Episode	Title	Description
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 9	Hiya sexies! The girls have all the latest gossip from Cape Breton Island, including Bert's backyard crossfit, a glammed-up snake on the loose, and another run-in with the law for Tracy. Also: A DIY dream wedding for only $225!
		Break Time Episode 4 - Millennials	Fuckin' inclusionary millennials, fucking with the... rhubarb festival?!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 27 - Brown Friday	The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 46 - Hot Dogger	Terry's Meet & Greet got bunged up, but he met a real-life Hot Dogger!
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 8	Look out Punta Cana, the girls are comin... with soap, soy sauce and ketchup! Martina chats about her gorgeous, crispy personal trainer, Tracy has a run-in with the cops, and the catshit-spreading Airbnb snitch is caught. Plus: The Challenge - church fun or fucked cult?
		Break Time Episode 3 - 93	Earl is pissed! Today is the anniversary of a tragic event. Yeah right!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 26 - Shit Learnters	The Boys get learnt about some really interesting shit today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're fucking up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 45 - I'm Practically On The Canadian National Team	Terry has a blast on the slopes with his buddy TDAWG. Give'r give'r give'r!
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 7	The gals have a special guest - comedian and TikTok star Dougie Snakes! Find out how he got his name, how he got a sweet flight upgrade, and saved $$$ off his groceries (don't go blamin us if ya follow his advice and get in trouble!) Plus: Giant squid vs. shaved human fight - who wins?
		Break Time Episode 2 - Mike Lives In His Car	Living in a car isn't always awesome.
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 25 - Sunnyvale Poppies	Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's FUCKED Firehouse!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 44 - Livestream #8	420 in November? Why the fuck not?! Come celebrate with Terry!
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 6	Get all the gossip from Cape Breton Island! This week: Martina's right angry about her break-up, Tracy's got an Airbnb hack to get your house (and hamster house) sparkly clean, and gives the humble pigeon some love! Plus: Girl dinners - a sin or a win?
		Social Shorts Season 3 Social Roundup - October 2023	We got shots from Comiccon, Tracy and Martina, Terry from FUBAR, Mail Bag, the Liquor Snurf, and Riegfried and Toy in the last month of social shorts!
		Break Time Episode 1 - Garth Steals Mike's Girl	Stealing broads at the Country Night is low, bro
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 24 - Bubbles And The Two-Nosed Kitty	The Boys are back from Winnipeg Comic Con, and Ricky is full of love... and drugs! There's a barrel-load of load, a toast to Matthew Perry, and tales of people having a very bad fuckin' day. Plus: Bubbles falls in love with a special British kitty - will it be making its new home in Sunnyvale?
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 43 - Happy Halloween	Had the fuckin fright of my life!
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 5	All the goings on going on, on Cape Breton Island! There's an explosive end to Tracy's whale watch, Martina has a sexy Thai bite mishap, and the gals attempt to interview musician Dave Samson. Also: Tracy's father - REVEALED!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 23 - Ricky's Haunted House Of Horrors	Vampirate Ricky's done an awesome job declorating his trailer with ghouls, cobwebs and... bacon?! But is it better than Vampire Bubs' corn maze? The Boys also tuck into the meatloaf from Hell, and chat about Pepper X, super-sized seals and the origins of Hallo-ween!
		Mailbag Season 3 Episode 30 - Chips For Cash	In the bulging Mailbag today: A Tool date for Robb, 100% horny sluts for Mike, and JP faces his fucked food fears for $100! Will he be barfing all the way to the bank?!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 42 - Rockets: The Way Of The Mountains	The day I got the highest I ever got.
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 4	Cape Breton Island knows how to fuckin celebrate Halloween. The gals have some right freaky ghost stories for you, plus egg-throwing kids, demons, bloody nuns and sexy costume ideas!
		Break Time Break Time - Coming Soon to SwearNet!	You can't sugar-coat it... working for a living blows. Thank fuck for the work break! Time for a smoke, a brew, and a yammer with your workmates about hangovers and hockey, chicks and dicks, and your fuck-up of a boss!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 22 - Billion Dollar Boys	What would you do if you won a billion dollars? The Boys dream of private islands, jet planes, and deep-fried monster trucks! Also: Bag barnacles, Ricky's riddles, and Snoop Dogg's borntday!
		Mailbag Season 3 Episode 29 - Muppet Fucker	The Boys' noses have just recovered from last week's stinky Mailbag... but will the demon stench return? At least there's some awesome gifts including cuddle shirts, scrump-dilly snacks to fuck with, and a package for Big Daddy! Plus: Another FUCKED letter!?!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 41 - Rockets: That's Canadiana Right There	Terry goes to junior hockey and learns who makes the dreams come true.
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 3	Get the gossip with the gals! This week: All's fair in love and whiff tarts, whale watching with a difference, and flippin about chicken and drive-thrus. And get your onions in for Halloween, we got a demon-bustin Life Hack!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 21 - Shit Talk	Park After Dark gets off to a shitty start - but is it art? The Boys chat about pumpkin spice weed, pond sharks and emotional support alligators, and Julian checks out a hot new website. Also: My dog, he got six legs!
		Mailbag Season 3 Episode 28 - The Shit Mystery	Something's rotten in the state of Mailbag - what in the fuck is that smell?! Thank frig there's some awesome gifts in the bag too, including whoop-ass hot sauce and sexy Ricky art. Plus: Is this the most FUCKED letter ever?
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 2	The air is spicy with fun and gossip this week, including a big bang at the baby shower, a ghost mystery, and a COVID piss test faux-pas! Plus: Tracy's not sayin it's aliens... but it's aliens!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 40 - Sunday FUBAR Give'r	Grab your Sunday beers and give'r all the way! Plus chat about ice fishing, the Calgary Flames and Deaner!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 20 - Space Oddities	Get the space weed in, the aliens are coming! Ricky's alien expert buddy MJ gets us learnt about UAPs, angels, quantum entanglement, and some really trippy space shit! Do you fackin' believe?!
		Mailbag Season 3 Episode 27 - Eternal Love	We love y'all, Mailbaggers! Today's treats include sexy man undies, a snuggle t-shirt for JP and Pat, and a shitty box full of good shit! Also: Cooking With... what in the FUCK?!?
		Social Shorts Season 3 Social Roundup - September 2023	We got Hug Buddies, Classified, Certified Kitties, and Greasy Money VIP Park Passes in the last month of social shorts!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 39 - Ice Ice Baby	Terry gives'r in Golden! And that ice plant was working when he left, that's a fact.
		Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit Season 2 Podcast Episode 1	The gals are back with more Shit to Shoot! Get the goss on Tracy's fucked-up melatonin dream, Martina's wild night in Halifax, and why owls are out of this fuckin world. Plus: Get Life Hacks on acing the VLTs, and blowin the hangover right outta ya!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 19 - Fuck Fall!	Fall is here and Bubbles is pissed - at least Ricky's keeping warm in his cock slippers! Today's chat includes a shitty way to lose weight, deodorant for your stinky bits, and a game of 'Would You Rather'. Also: On next week's show.... aliens?!
		Mailbag Season 3 Episode 26 - There Once Was A Man From Nantucket	Put three dicks in a bag, shake it up and whatya got?! Another sweet-smelling episode of Mailbag! There's fun with farty bubbles, musky man candles, and a mysterious metal box!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 38 - Terry Tries Out For The Golden Rockets	Yer never too old to be young. Junior B meets Senior T!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 18 - Classified Information	Legendary rapper Classified is IN THA TRAILER! He chats about growing up in Nova Scotia, his upcoming tour, and hanging out with Snoop Dogg. Also: Bob Marley, ether frolicking, and why Ricky wants to be a lemur!
		Mailbag Season 3 Episode 25 - Shroombag	The Mailbag is smelling pretty fuckin' funky today! The Boys hope for mushrooms not mold, as they rip open more awesome gifts including weed cocktails, Herr's chips, and pool party pants!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 37 - Mac Jackets	Finally got the new jackets built. Only took like 5 years to get the fabric weaved.
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 17 - Ricky's Mind Fuck	Ricky's out of jail and smarter than ever! He's got new learntings about cool words, emojis and Freddie Mercury, but can he beat the Mind Trap? Also: Metallica's furry fan, the end of the Hot Chip Challenge, and shits on a plane!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 36 - Terry's Tube Live Stream	Is it on? Yes Terry, you're beaming across the friggin' internets! Better start givin'er!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 16 - From Sexian, With Love	Bubbles and Randy discover the TRUTH behind Julian's sex party vacation! They also discuss Barbie botox, Pigeon Man, and a Tinder app from Hell. Plus: Let Julian romance you with his love letter!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 35 - Shotgunning A Beer	Bow down to the worthiness of the beer! Terry teaches us (and Lazer) how to give'r right!
		Social Shorts Season 3 Social Roundup - August 2023	From the last month in social shorts: Trailer Park Cats, Marguerite, the Liquor, the Sexian, the Reefer Beast, more FUBAR, and a podcast announcement from Tracy and Martina!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 15 - Please Go Fuck Yourself	Bubbles and Randy try to figure out where Julian's gone - along with a bag of 'toys' and a mystery leather sex fella! There's also ham yoga, horse steaks, and ancient Greek wisdom. Plus: Randy minds his friggin' manners!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 34 - Lords of FUBAR	Just givene'r with the guys from Lords of Gastown!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 14 - Sun Bagging	Julian's going on vacation (to get some sun on his bag?!) but why the fuck is he being so secretive? And will he take up Randy's offer of a shirts-off 100m race? Also: Attention Noel and Liam, the Boys have a plan to reunite Oasis!
		Terry is FUBAR FUBAR Sessions Episode 33 - Livestream #7	Join Terry down by the river for beers, nature and some great fuckin' trains. Choo-choo AWOOOO!
		Park After Dark Season 5 Episode 13 - Beat The Meat	Nobody wants to wrestle with your big juicy arm, Randy - and stop timing Julian when he's 'getting changed'! The Boys discuss Ricky's latest jail antics, penis exercises, and fucking with a grizzly bear. Also: The shocking story of Hugh the manatee's hole!