Episodes 10The very first season of your new favorite show. If you can deal with watching these dicks, you can deal with anything.
Episode 1 - Tolerance Break
When you're too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it's a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it. Watch the first episode of Greenmount on SwearNet for free!
Episode 2 - Intervention
Eddie's got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him.
Episode 3 - Fletcher's Habit
Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There's only one way to settle this - SMOKE OFF!!
Episode 4 - First Date
First dates are scary as fuck. Is she into the same movies? The same food? And most importantly, is she into half-shaved balls?
Episode 5 - Heating Bill
How can an argument about a heating bill lead to a outbreak of (literally) blue balls? It could only happen in this fucking household...
Episode 6 - Eddie's Parents
Get the tea on, Eddie's parents are coming to visit! No... not THAT fucking kind of tea!!
Episode 7 - Girls
There are two half-naked guests in the house. So, who hooked up with them last night? Unless... they're in the house for another reason?!?
Episode 8 - Burning Rat
All things must pass, including beloved, coke-addled pets. Can the guys hold it together for Rat's fiery send-off? Or will they just fuck it up as usual?
Episode 9 - Is He Dead?
There are three things you need when you discover a dead body in your kitchen: an alibi, mustard, and piss. Obviously.