When you're too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it's a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it. Watch the first episode of Greenmount on SwearNet for free!
Eddie's got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him.
Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There's only one way to settle this - SMOKE OFF!!
First dates are scary as fuck. Is she into the same movies? The same food? And most importantly, is she into half-shaved balls?
How can an argument about a heating bill lead to a outbreak of (literally) blue balls? It could only happen in this fucking household...
Get the tea on, Eddie's parents are coming to visit! No... not THAT fucking kind of tea!!
There are two half-naked guests in the house. So, who hooked up with them last night? Unless... they're in the house for another reason?!?
All things must pass, including beloved, coke-addled pets. Can the guys hold it together for Rat's fiery send-off? Or will they just fuck it up as usual?
There are three things you need when you discover a dead body in your kitchen: an alibi, mustard, and piss. Obviously.
It's not just Wednesday (or Thursday, or whatever the fuck it is) - it's the guys' one year move-in anniversary! Time for a celebration... or a few home truths?
