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Episode 1 - Liquor Tears

Ta-daaaa, Lahey and Randy have their own show on SwearNet! The show starts well, as Lahey plays Pick-a-Word, reads some shit-poetry, and argues with Randy about his shirt... but then the Liquor starts to call the shots. Will the arrival of their special guest, actor and author Bill Carr, be able to put this shit-train back on the rails?

Episode 2 - To the Shitpipes

After last week's drunken horror show, Lahey vows to ease up on the liquor - how long will that last? The drunken duo also reveal this week's Pick-a-Word, cheeseburger tips in Randy's Kitchen, your favourite Trailer Park Boys moment, and attempt to interview two musical Guests!

Episode 3 - The Randy and Lahey Wrestling Hour

Randy gets his breakfast burgers shit-sizzling in Randy's Kitchen, Lahey takes us onstage during their live show, and an interview with Rugged Dude gets wild!

Episode 4 - The Wonderful World of Jim Lahey

Jim Lahey is suing last week's guest - will he make $1 million? Also: Randy makes a mega-meat cheeseburger, we find out what a shit-o-scope is, and Lahey interviews a small guest with a big imagination!

Episode 5 - The Jim Lahey Literary Episode

Coming soon to the Blandford Recreation Centre? Lahey attempts to teach Randy about theatre, and performs a scene from Romeo and Juliet! Also on the show: Randy's jalapeño burgers, a toast to TPB fans, and a submarine launch!

Episode 6 - Hello, Young Lovers

This week's guest star is Halifax Q104's Bobby Mac! He gives Lahey and Randy a lesson in radio voice-overs and samples Randy's special french toast... but is that all he's been sampling?

Episode 7 - Fifty Shades of Lahey

This week, Lahey breaks some records – and a record player – and Randy cooks up some mini English muffin cheeseburger pizzas. Actor and writer Bill Carr also returns for another interview attempt. But this time, HE'S the Liquor!

Episode 8 - Summon the Shithawk

The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week's toast, and Randy's fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!

Episode 9 - He Let the Liquor Do the Thinking

This week, Randy hosts because Mr. Lahey tried to drink himself sober before the show. Bill Wood joins the show to perform some magic tricks and Randy cooks cheeseburger pancakes while Lahey recovers from a liquor shitstorm.

Episode 10 - In the Spirit of Liquor

Lahey and Randers are back from their summer road trip through the USA! Randy cooks up a fucking feast fit for a fiesta, and week’s special guest - Dom Carlos, liquor professor - discusses the spiritual effects of spirits! Plus: Lahey has a special surprise planned for Randy!

Episode 11 - Mr. Lahey Hates Halloween

Randy is excited for Halloween (he even made brain burgers for Randy’s Kitchen), but Mr. Lahey is a wreck, due to the painful memories of Halloween 1977. Instead, Mr. Lahey would rather have a sippy-poo and share footage of a recent trip he and Randers took to Peggy’s Cove, Nova Scotia!

Episode 12 - The Shart Tank Pt. 1

It’s a time for renewal in Sunnyvale and Mr. Lahey and Randy are now looking for the next great idea to take the park to another level. The first guest on THE SHART TANK is author, sailor, smuggler, and singer Tom Gallant! What does he envision for the future of Sunnyvale?

Episode 13 - The Shart Tank Pt. 2

Lahey and Randy are still looking for ideas that will take Sunnyvale to the next level. On the latest Shart Tank, will Nova Scotian actor/mime/jaw-model Rhys Bevan-John’s win the burger of acceptance?

Episode 14 - A Shit Hawk in a Shit Tree

The spirit of Christmas has consumed Mr. Lahey! The 6/10 drunk trailer park supervisor bought gifts for everyone in Sunnyvale! On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy serves up some Christmas Burgers, and a special guest from the park joins the show for a sippy-poo.

Episode 15 - Smaller Buns in 2017

Randy reflects on 2016 and makes some healthy resolutions for 2017 but the show goes to shit as soon as Lahey wakes up from his liquor nap. Marguerite arrives and she’s PISSED, Bobby Mac shows up with a burning desire, and the SwearNet crew have a singalong!