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Podcast Episode 1 - Welcome to Ricky's Kitchen
This week on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles discuss Donald Trump, Ricky's solution to the California drought, and how many minutes there are in 30 minutes. We also find out who has a crush on Hulk Hogan, and why Ricky wants a horse!
Podcast Episode 2 - Hungry Birds
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles bicker over hosting duties, and discuss the latest greasy entertainment news. And why does Ricky think the International Space Station is a ghost?
Podcast Episode 3 - Looly Looly Looly Chicken
What's on Ricky's mind this week? Birds in baby helicopters, eyeballs in strange places, and Sharon Stone! We also find out what (or who) Bubbles would do for $10 million...
Podcast Episode 4 - Our Guest Smells of Pickles
Bubbles has booked his first guest – it's not Rocky Balboa, but Ricky's still spoiling for a fight! The boys also discuss the benefits of keeping a woolly mammoth, and the difference between Greece and Grease!
Podcast Episode 5 - Supercat
Only an idiot gets injured making a podcast – and this week, that idiot is Ricky! Preston the TPB crew guy also spills the beans about Ricky's bad behaviour on set. Also: Bubbles tells a tall tale about his kitty Ronnie Pumpkin, Julian gets excited about a greasy tuna scheme, and the boys reveal next week's awesome guest...
Podcast Episode 6 - Cybersmoke with Snoop Dogg
Wake 'n' bake with Snoop Dogg as he joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles via the world pipe! Snoop and the boys discuss Sweden, Ashley Madison, Deflategate, and how to get a robot high. Snoop also asks Bubbles some tricky questions about nuts! Episode Six is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!
Podcast Episode 7 - You Wanna Get Into It, Baruchel?
This week's podcast guest is international superstar and hat thief, Jay Baruchel! They discuss toonies, Goon 2, and why lettuce is bad for your internet connection. The boys also name their Dickweed of the Week! Episode Seven is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!
Podcast Episode 8 - Liquored up in London with the Mighty Boosh
The Trailer Boys Podcast comes to you from London, England, with guest stars Mike and Noel Fielding of Mighty Boosh and Luxury Comedy fame! The boys discuss British snacks, Julian's greasy trailer ghosts, what the Queen drinks for breakfast, and why Ricky once dressed up as George Michael. Episode Eight is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
Podcast Episode 9 - High as Fuck in Amsterdam
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are podcasting from De Dampkring coffee shop in Amsterdam! The boys discuss the Red Light District, shrimp wangs, and Ricky's swan obsession. Then the weed kicks in and Ricky and Bubs lose it BIG TIME... Episode 9 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
Podcast Episode 10 - Esa Tikkanen
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are in Helsinki, Finland, and are joined by hockey legend Esa Tikkanen! They discuss greasy Finnish facts, crazy hockey stories, and how to get a buzz on in a country with no weed. And find out why Bubbles is about to get a boot up his ass! Episode 10 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
Podcast Episode 11 - Blue Jays and Mr. Preparation H
The Boys are back in Ricky's kitchen! This week's topics include the Toronto Blue Jays, talking can openers, Disco Duck, and why Harvard can suck it. Ricky also attempts a daring jump stunt... Episode 11 is brought to you by Dragons' Den star Michael Wekerle! www.michaelwekerle.ca
Podcast Episode 12 - Handgun Pillows and Moon Piss
The Boys are back for another TPB Podcash! They discuss Ships Bigger Than Juniper, Corn Slaves, Kangaroo Vaginas and why Ricky would cut a deal with Cheese Aliens! Episode 12 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Podcast Episode 13 - Were You Born F**ked, Randy?
Randy takes over the TPB Podcast, and he's brought breakfast Dorito cheeseburgers! This week's topics include Canada's handsome new prime minister, green poop, and... cheeseburgers. RANDY!! Episode 13 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Podcast Episode 14 - I'm a French-Mexican Superhero Disguised as a Hotdog
Ricky and Bubbles attempt to celebrate Halloween in November! Before they get arrested for trick-or-treating, the boys discuss $30 snuggles, space junk and the dangers of 'rocket load', and wrestling croco-dolphins. Episode 14 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Podcast Episode 15 - Canadian Sniper
Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Podcast Episode 16 - Hi There, I'm Lampy Lamp
Ricky's had a fight with Lucy - is she cheating on him with one of the podcast sponsors? Also: Was Jimmy Hoffa murdered by a sofa bed? How do you fight a toothless shark? And why in the fuck does Ricky have a lampshade on his head? Episode 16 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Podcast Episode 17 - Carrot Top's Fuck Den
Fuck Black Friday, it's Red Friday on the podcast as the Boys hang out with comedian Carrot Top in Las Vegas! Topics include strip clubs, Petey Big Bird, and Randy's new smell!
Podcast Episode 18 - Julian's Drunk Facts
This week's topics include crazy drunk pigs, alcoholic ants, bent birds, and money horses! The Boys also try to figure out what day it is, and Bubbles has a 'taco tummy' emergency!
Podcast Episode 19 - Live from New York City
From Central Park, NYC, the 19th (or 8th or 11th, who fuckin' knows) TPB Podcast! This week's topics including how to beat up Elmo, Gus the neurotic polar bear, "Tits & Grits", and why Randy and Lahey stink! And where the frig do you find dope in the "Center of the Park"?
Podcast Episode 20 - Dopeless & Buzzonless in Boston
The Boys are podcasting without a permit in Boston! Before they get arrested they talk about weird Boston facts, Trevor's nipple frostbite, space planes, and why Ricky wants a cock transplant!
Podcast Episode 21 - Christmas Podca$h
It's Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky's new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky's breakfast wings. There's also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves...
Podcast Episode 22 - The Fucking Year in Review
The Boys recover from their holiday blowout and look back at the funniest and most fucked moments from the TPB Podcast! Highlights include Snoop Dogg, looly chickens, Ricky's stunts, and a hilarious meltdown in Amsterdam...
Podcast Episode 23 - New Year's Regulations
It's 2016 for everyone... except Ricky! The Boys discuss their plans to get healthy after their fucked-up New Year's blowout, pig gut condoms, and Ricky's Twister boner!
Podcast Episode 24 - Shit People Shouldn't Get Teached
How are Ricky's new year's resolutions going? How does science control daylight? Are there spots on a giraffe's wang? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!
Podcast Episode 25 - Let's Dance
The Boys pay their respects to Grizzly Adams, David Bowie and Glenn Frey, and Julian reveals his favourite dancing songs. They also discuss this year's Oscars, and Ricky's plan to fuck it up!
Podcast Episode 26 - Vincent van GoPro
What's happening to Ricky? He's making 'abacastraca' art, talking French, and doing math! Also: Amazing facts about barcodes, termites, and dead birds, and why Bubbles hates Mr. Magoo!
Podcast Episode 27 - Adam Baldwin
This week's special guest is Canadian rocker Adam Baldwin! They chat about sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, attempt to explain Groundhog Day to Ricky, and discuss 3D vagina art. Ricky also tries to do a greasy business deal... live on air!
Podcast Episode 28 - Hello? Hello? Hello? FACK!!!
Ricky reveals why he's got a six-foot-long snake in his pants, Julian attempts to phone some TPB fans, and Bubbles tries to get a date on Tinder!
Podcast Episode 29 - Ron Sexsmith
Canadian singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith is this week's podcast guest – and he's brought his guitar! He talks about a trip to Paul McCartney's house, Japanese toilets, and eavesdropping on Elton John. He also plays some tunes with Bubbles!
Podcast Episode 30 - You've Got Eye Crabs, Bubbles
Something's walking around in Bubbles' eye – what the fack is it? The Boys also discuss space music, how to tackle an alien attack, and whether Ricky could kick a smurf. Julian also calls up some stoned fans while Ricky does some sketching!
Podcast Episode 31 - Big Dirty Milkers
Julian and Bubbles take random fan phone calls while Ricky creates more art! Julian also shares some fucked porn facts, and Bubbles discovers what a 'landing strip' is!
Podcast Episode 32 - JP Cormier
The Boys are joined by Canadian musician, singer, and tall tale-teller, JP Cormier! They discuss vagina corks, toilet alligators, dumb cats, and JP plays some finger-pickin' good tunes!
Podcast Episode 33 - J-Roc in da House
J-Roc is this week's special podcast guest! He takes Skype calls from some stoned mawfks, and chats with the Boys about dinosaurs on Mars, Donald Trump, and nutscapes. RAAAAYY!
Podcast Episode 34 - Crystal Bomb
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are high as fuck this week! Stoned chat topics include Zorro the Fuck Shark, ferris wheel porn, why dogs are dumb, and what Ricky would do if he had four arms!
Podcast Episode 35 - April Fuckin' Fools
This week's podcast guest is legendary roadie, party machine and cat herder, Tom Mayhue! He talks about life on the road with Guns N' Roses, ladies, partying, drugs, dealing with Donald Trump... and did he mention the ladies??! Ricky also tries to explain what April Fools' Day is!
Podcast Episode 36 - Hollywoodland
This week's special guest is actor Verne Troyer! Verne and the Boys chat about working with Mike Myers, cow tongues, penis fencing, and why Ricky thinks people turn into cream when they die!
Podcast Episode 37 - Just Lick the Tip
Comedian and Trailer Park Boys guest star Tom Arnold is this week's podcast guest! He chats about why Los Angeles is so fucking weird, partying with Chris Farley and Wayne Gretzky, who has the biggest unit in Hollywood, and what greasy thing he'd do for a hundred million dollars!
Podcast Episode 38 - Scott Thompson and the Nipple Chart
Kids in the Hall comedy legend Scott Thompson is this week's podcast guest! Topics include Boaty McBoatface, the Queen's underwear, Inky the octopus, the mountains of Florida, and Julian's nipples!
Podcast Episode 39 - An Honest Man
Ace musician Matt Andersen is this week's podcast guest! He plays some deee-cent tunes, and chats with the Boys about Prince, rock-eating crocodiles, and tom-tato plants. We also learn the truth about Ricky's "fingering accident"!
Podcast Episode 40 - Choco Bananee Salmoken
Ricky experiments with fusion cuisine and comes up with an amazing new dish, and Julian reveals some awesome new TPB products! Also: Kevin Bacon's Bacon, pizza in a pizza, and Ricky's Christmas KFC quest!
Podcast Episode 41 - Drinko
Welcome to another Professional-Official-Not Fake TPB Podcast! This week, the Boys reveal Julian's Olympic dance team aspirations, sample more of Ricky's fusion food, give Bubbles an eye test, and play Trailer Park Boys Drinko (in stores soon, beef jerky chip retractor not included)
Podcast Episode 42 - Pickle Pod Patch
This week's "guest" is a mysterious horse-man-creature who definitely isn't Ricky! Also: is farting a superpower? What is a jerk shirt? Can you hide in a pickle? Fuck, that honey oil is kicking in today!
Podcast Episode 43 - Ricky's Googly Search
Ricky's been Googling on the worldy pipe this week! Hear what he's learned about bat cocks, horse wheels, how to bang a lemon, curing bad breath, and more weird shit!
Podcast Episode 44 - Fart-Powered Barbecue
The TPB Podcast comes to you from outside Bubbles' shed in Sunnyvale Trailer Park! The Boys discuss laser nipples, orgasm by eggplant, wild camels and how to make a mule, and Ricky ponders a new invention!
Podcast Episode 45 - Bobby Farrelly and the Loadmaster
The fucked mind behind "Dumb and Dumber" and "There's Something about Mary" is in Sunnyvale!! The boys chat with comedy legend Bobby Farrelly about pigman cocks, roller skates, and Bubbles’ GREASY reason to visit the produce section!
Podcast Episode 46 - The Jackass Anatomy Hour
Wee-Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, and Dave England aren’t just Jackasses, they’re also experts on the GREASIEST parts of the human body! Plus, the Boys ask the legendary daredevils about the craziest stunts they’ve ever done - and they’ve done A LOT of crazy shit!
Podcast Episode 47 - Naked on Mushrooms in a London Drunk Tank
The Boys are back with a poolside podcast! Ricky discusses the high points of 1948, and we learn what woodpeckers are REALLY doing to your trees. Plus: while attempting to speak Portuguese, Ricky may have accidentally summoned the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Podcast Episode 48 - Happy Fucking Canada Day!
It’s Canada Day and the Boys are right out of ‘er! Jacob joins Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian to snack on donairs and celebrate CANADAMAN’S founding of the Great White fucking North. They also discuss the most fucked up things they’ve banged, and the danger posed to Sunnyvale by New Hampshire zombie dogs.
Podcast Episode 49 - Floppy the Seal
The camera dicks have finally fucked off! The Boys are relaxing with a nice liquor picnic by the ocean, and they’re chatting about Ricky’s new pet seal, Wayne Gretzky toast, and why anyone with a power tool is smarter than Thomas Edison. Plus: Bubbles tells the time with a Liquormen’s sundial!
Podcast Episode 50 - Jim Lahey is Drunk and on Drugs
Bubbles had to skip the podcast, but don’t worry, he is supplying a surprise replacement… and that replacement is a drunk bastard who accidentally ate two weed brownies. Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian to talk about Humper S. Thompson, fish bras, and the traumatizing event that changed the way Randy dresses.
Podcast Episode 51 - Randy Hitchhiked on Anus Road
Bubbles is still busy with Axl Rose (or possibly hanging out with Floppy the Seal), but it’s ok, because Randy Bobandy is here, and he brought burgers! Ricky discusses his plan to fight a bear with a salt and vinegar mop, and he teaches us about “the hook” - the best way to pick up women at four-way stops!
Podcast Episode 52 - Happy Borntday, Podcast!
Holy fuck, one year of podcasting! Ricky brought a cake and plenty of explosives to celebrate the big day. Plus, Bubbles is back after a few weeks of deals and seals. The Boys take a trip down podcast memory lane and recall the many highs and blows along the way!
Podcast Episode 53 - Sunnyvale Family Feud
This podcash is all about competition - the Boys start out with a tough game of “Sunnyvale Family Feud,” followed by a couple rounds of “In My Pants or on the Ground.” Plus, Ricky shares his views on citizenship, Julian calls Bubbles a “Lottery Dick,” and we catch a glimpse of rare the Palermeeno Shorse!
Podcast Episode 54 - Supercock
Unsatisfied with the results of last week’s game of Sunnyvale Family Feud, the Boys are back at it with another round, and this time they are armed with buzzers and fart pianos! They also discuss professional joint rollers, Superman, and his unit of steel. Plus: Ricky gets learnt!
Podcast Episode 55 - Ricky Is Way Smarter Than Cory
Cory is in the trailer! Grab a bowl of barbaplain chips, sit back, and learn about Cory’s favourite Olympic sports, his own Olympic aspirations, and whether he’d rather bang Bill or Hillary. Plus, third time's a charm for Sunnyvale Family Feud - Bubbles has some DECENT questions this week!
Podcast Episode 56 - Jordan John is a Tall Drink of Juice
DECENT musician Jordan John can play nearly every instrument there is, and he’s shared the stage with the likes of Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, and fuckin’ PRINCE! Today, he’s sharing a table with Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, and he’s bringing the tunes and a mean talent for Sunnyvale Family Feud!
Podcast Episode 57 - Prakash John’s a 9.9 on the Funk Scale
Last week the Boys asked Jordan John if his father would ever come on the podcash, and here he is! Bass legend Prakash John is on the show this week and he’s sharing stories about playing in bands with Alice Cooper, Lou Reed, and James Brown. Plus - Ricky tells us about the notorious September 2nd serial arseholist!
Podcast Episode 58 - Korey Jarvis Has a Bit of a Samsquamptch Look
Last month, Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis was competing in Rio, this month, he’s locking horns in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud! Korey (with a K and E) chats with the Boys about getting elbowed in the wiener, whether or not he’d try UFC, and the greasy shit that goes on in the Olympic Village! PLUS - Could he take down the GREEN BASTARD??
Podcast Episode 59 - Who is Bubbles Trebek?
Ricky’s not in a great mood today because, yet again, his car is fucked. The Boys put their brains to the ultimate test with a game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, and they debate the existence of aliens. Plus - why does Ricky want to go to China?
Podcast Episode 60 - The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu
Bubbles is getting sophisticated this week with some fancy cheese and some “Punch Me in the Nuts” wine, and he might get his hands on some BANG champagne for the weekend. After the Boys finish this week’s round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, Ricky reveals his artistic masterpiece, “The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu,” and YOU will have a chance to own it!
Podcast Episode 61 - Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!
Canada’s most prolific visual artist is at it again! On this week’s podcast, Ricky creates a new drawing for charity. He also takes a crack at explaining the bullshit behind global warming. Plus - Bubbles is hard into the wine and his hosting of Sunnyvale Jeopardy goes off the rails!
Podcast Episode 62 - “No Nonsense” Steve Rogers
Channel 10’s very own Steve Rogers is the guest on this week’s podcash! Steve and the Boys talk about getting rid of crabs, developing a radio voice, and the choice between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Plus, Ricky treats us to a game of “Neck with, Get Drunk with, or Punch in the Face!”
Podcast Episode 63 - We’re Making a Beer
Julian and Bubbles have been working hard on a greasy new deal and they’re ready to announce it to the world (and to Ricky)! The Boys are making a beer, and they need your help choosing a dirty design for the can! Plus: Ricky has to choose between quitting smoking and giving up chips, but he has a plan.
Podcast Episode 64 - Gorilla Fingers Loves His Job
Julian wasn’t able to make it to the podcast this week, but luckily SwearNet got local prison guard “Gorilla Fingers” as a special guest! He talks about the ins and outs of cavity searches -- why he does them, whether or not he enjoys them, as well as stories about the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”
Podcast Episode 65 - The Origins of Halloween
Grab yourself a cup of mushroom tea, some hash pumpkin cake, and a couple of drinks - the Boys are celebrating Halloween! Ricky, er, Weed Man, explains how Santa and God created Halloween, and the Boys do their best to play Jeopardy before the hash sets in.
Podcast Episode 66 - The Roc Pile
While Julian is off celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio, T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are in the trizailor this week! T talks about his cross-Canada tour, and Ricky claims he can produce diamonds from his ass. Plus - can porn dogs sniff out adult material?
Podcast Episode 67 - DECENT Musician Colin James
Colin James is on the podcash and Bubbles’ bird is out of control! James plays some tunes for the Boys, shares stories about Stevie Ray Vaughan, and addresses Corey Hart rumours. Plus: The Boys weigh in on President-Elect Donald Trump!
Podcast Episode 68 - The Best Shitty Beer Ever Made
Freedom 35 is so close, the Boys can taste it - literally! Beer wizards Paul Dicky and Claude Lefebvre are in the trailer, and they brought samples of the soon-to-be released Trailer Park Boys Beer!
Podcast Episode 69 - The Summer of Sixty-Nining
Long-time Sunnyvale resident Marguerite joins the Boys for the Black Friday edition of the podcash, just before the Boys ship off for their European tour! Learn a shocking revelation about Marguerite and Ricky’s father, and hear about the time Ricky met Bryan Adams.
Podcast Episode 70 - Jowi Taylor’s Ultimate Canadian Guitar
Award-winning broadcaster and writer Jowi Taylor joins the podcash to talk about the DECENT guitar he built using bits and pieces of Canadiana including Wayne Gretzky’s hockey stick and Pierre Trudeau’s canoe paddle. Bubbles rips out a few tunes with it, and… Ricky sings?!
Podcast Episode 71 - Johnny Reid Has No Weaknesses
All the way from Scotland by way of Brampton and Nashville, chart-topping musician Johnny Reid joins the podcash! Johnny talks about the challenges of growing up as a Scottish immigrant in Canada, and he and Bubbles play a tune he wrote for Joe Cocker!
Podcast Episode 72 - Got a Head, Need a Body
On the last 16th day of 2016, the Boys chat about inventing an alternative to the space diaper, head/body transplants, and how an air-conditioned dome might just put a stop to ISIS. Plus: how much does Ricky charge for stealing a tiger?
Podcast Episode 73 - Happy Borntday, Santa-Jesus-God!
It’s Christmas Eve-eve and the Boys are gettin’ on er! Bubbles mixes up some Liquor-Nogs, and Ricky displays some of his homemade orlaments. The Boys exchange gifts and also receive presents from a secret drunk Santa. PLUS: Heads up NASA, Ricky solved your problem!
Podcast Episode 74 - Predictions for 2017
Seven days of liquor-nog has left Ricky pretty fucked, but somehow the Boys manage to discuss their predictions for the new year! Also on this podcash, learn about Ricky’s new party trick, whether or not Bubbles would bang an alien, and how NOT to use the Shit Sucker 3000!
Podcast Episode 75 - A Greasy Look Back at 2016
Bubbles is off in a cabin in the woods with his kitties (paid for by Julian), and Ricky and Julian are reminiscing about all the DECENT podcashes from 2016. From celebrity guests to amazing musicians, to dickhead guests like Randy, it’s been a hell of a year! PLUS: Ricky tries out his new art set!
Podcast Episode 76 - Can't Fix a Car with a Chainsaw
Bubbles is back from his cowboy getaway! We hear about some GREASY business between his kitties and the barnyard animals, and the Boys discuss the size of cat cocks. Ricky announces his New Year’s Resolution, and tries out his new virtual reality system. Plus: Julian’s got a new non-dirty money-making idea for 2017!
Podcast Episode 77 - Ricky for President, 2020
The Presidential Inauguration in the USA has Ricky pondering a run of his own in 2020, and he already has a slogan! The Boys also discuss the genius behind the “Hollyweed” sign, the best ways to harvest kitty fur, and Sunnyvale virtual reality!
Podcast Episode 78 - Did Ricky Drug Bruce McCulloch?!
Kids in the Hall alumnus Bruce McCulloch is in the trailer, and we don’t know what Ricky gave him! The Boys chat with the Canadian comedy icon about where he was when Michael Jackson’s hair caught fire, the Ten Commandments, Andre the Giant, and much more!
Podcast Episode 79 - Plane Crashes and Penises
The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Podcast Episode 80 - Ricky the Discount Dentist
Ricky thinks he can get into dentistry because they’re basically just mechanics for teeth. Also, the Boys debate the differences between a spider and an octopus, and wonder if Moses was on mushrooms when he talked to the burning bush.
Podcast Episode 81 - The Sunnyvale Hat Trick
The Boys talk about how they spent Valentine’s Day, Julian discusses more money-making ideas, and Bubbles shows Ricky a thing or two about the piano. PLUS: Ricky takes us under the sea and gets us learnt on marine life!
Podcast Episode 82 - Man About Town
The Boys are getting super baked ahead of February 2-4 weekend! With thick dope smoke in the air, they discuss the Earth’s crust, where eggs come from, and Russian pricks who are tattooing cats. Plus: Would Bubbles bang Wayne Gretzky?
Podcast Episode 83 - Sex Ghosts
It’s a spooky and sexy podcash as the Boys discuss banging ghosts! Bubbles puts out a skeptical challenge to supernatural beings of all genders to bang him in his shed tonight. PLUS: Ricky takes on Julian in a loser-takes-Randy-to-dinner game of Jeopardy!
Podcast Episode 84 - Blah Blah Blah, It's Alex Lifeson!
This week’s podcash comes to you from the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee. As if that wasn’t DECENT enough, the Boys are joined by Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Rush’s Alex Lifeson! And boy, is he ever fucked!
Podcast Episode 85 - What the Fuck Happened Last Week?!
St. Patrick’s Day drinking resulted in a complete black-out week that fucked over the podcash streak and somehow landed Bubbles and Ricky in the Bahamas. The Boys try to piece together what happened, and discuss some money-making plans.
Podcast Episode 86 - Perfectly Contentedly High
Season 11 is out today and the Boys are ready to party! The Boys talk about other DECENT things that happened on this day in history, and they have info on how you dicks can own authentic pieces of Sunnyvale memorabilia!
Podcast Episode 87 - Hunkules
The Boys are into a few cans of their very own beer - Freedom 35, available soon across Canada! They talk about contaminated cola, John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock, and borntdays. Plus: Bubbles works on a new song about Julian’s sexy muscles!
Podcast Episode 88 - The Best Buddies Game
Julian and Ricky put their friendship to the test as they square off in “The Best Buddies Game.” Bubbles talks about all of the terrible things that happened in April throughout history, and Ricky explains the connection between Jesus and the Easter Bunny.
Podcast Episode 89 - Let's Build a Liquor Cloud
Well, 4:20 was definitely a success in Sunnyvale! Julian and Ricky went through a few ounces and are in serious need of a lung bath. The Boys chat about banging robots, Donald Trump’s film history, and the Canadian that shot down the Red Baron!
Podcast Episode 90 - Beer!
The Boys are still pretty banged up after their trip to Toronto to promote Freedom 35. They chat about Shrek (both the monster and the sheep), Sydney (both Nova Scotia and Australia), and their DECENT new mobile game - GREA$Y MONEY!
Podcast Episode 91 - Ricky Signs Away His Brain
Ricky is a weed wonder, with a third lung for dope smoke and a brain covered in years of resin. Ricky signs over his brain to Bubbles for scientific research so long as Bubbles promises no “sexy stuff.” PLUS: Learn how to deal with judges!
Podcast Episode 92 - My Concrete Car
The Boys are in a great mood now that the SwearNet dicks have stepped up their catering game for the podcash. They chat about Bruce McCulloch’s birthday, concrete cars, and Ricky cooks up a scheme to design a bluetooth parasite that can be used to control tunas. That’s right.
Podcast Episode 93 - Fruit Baskets
The Boys munch on Muscle Krispies and discuss Smokey and the Bandit, banana phones, and Georges St-Pierre’s sexy body. PLUS: What did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset?
Podcast Episode 94 - A Good Day to Be Bornt
It turns out, a lot of DECENT people were bornt on May 26th! The Boys chat about celebrity birthdays, Budd Hist (the man who set himself on fire), and champagne colonics. PLUS: Why is Ricky so pissed at Disney?
Podcast Episode 95 - If It's Broke, Don't Fix It
On the anniversary of Ken Jenning’s massive Jeopardy winning streak, the Boys play a game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy using the same questions Ken answered on June 2, 2004. PLUS: What would Ricky do if he was a sting ray?
Podcast Episode 96 - From Worse to Badder
It’s a wet and wild podcash as the Boys are spilling drinks all over the place (and cleaning up the mess with bubble wrap). Ricky defends flat-earthers, and the Boys learn that Michael J Fox’s middle name is Andrew.
Podcast Episode 97 - MC Hammer’s Hammer
The Boys power through some sleepy dope and discuss the sizes of: the universe, MC Hammer’s hammer, and walrus cocks. PLUS - get learnt on Ricky’s greasy oil change methods!
Podcast Episode 98 - Go Big or Leave Home
On this week’s podcash, the Boys ponder the existence of aliens and the disappearance of Trevor. They also discuss the most painful moments in their lives (Ricky remembers something worse than Mo shooting his nuts), and Bubbles gets so high he thinks he has time-travelled!
Podcast Episode 99 - The Wayne Gretzky Episode
The 99th instalment of the podcash gives Bubbles the perfect opportunity to tout Wayne Gretzky’s many impressive hockey achievements, but Ricky would’ve preferred 99 joints of weed on the wall instead.
Podcast Episode 100 - Sunnyvale Celebrates Canada’s Borntday
The Boys are on the liquor hard for Canada’s 150th borntday and their 100th podcash! They roll out the red carpet for Trinity, Sarah, Cory, and Jacob, and they’re joined by a bunch of drunk and stoned dickheads from the park!
Podcast Episode 101 - We Are the Champions…?
This week’s podcash comes to you from the front of Bubbles’ shed! In this episode, Bubbles and Julian are amazed when Ricky correctly pronounces something he has struggled with his entire life. PLUS: Are we in an alternate universe, or are we just stoned?
Podcast Episode 102 - The Golden Boys
The Boys are hanging out in Ricky’s trailer for this week’s podcash! They smoke a joint and discuss space and time, the trouble with having two eyes, and the Golden Girl they’d most like to get ‘er goin with. PLUS: The camera dicks catch Lahey and Randy snooping around!
Podcast Episode 103 - The Sunnyvale Quake
Nova Scotian hip hop artist Quake Matthews is in the trailer! The Boys feed him a donair and chat about Jon Lovitz’s bunnies, Jean-Luc Picard’s borntday, and Julian’s yellow sweater. Plus: Who are the Boys picking in the Mayweather/McGregor fight?
Podcast Episode 104 - Like A Cock-Shaped Iceberg
The Boys were into the weirdo hash before sitting down for this podcash (and Bubbles crushed plenty of Freedom 35 Lagers). They deal with rooftop seagulls, sing about cockbergs, and Ricky gets a package from Crayola Canada!
Podcast Episode 105 - Flute Tanners
Ricky and Bubbles have a bone to pick with Julian after learning he is selling more than “a couple of t-shirts” on TrailerParkBoysMerch.com and not giving them a fair cut! The Boys also discuss Kermit the Frog’s private parts, and dream of lightning-cooked steak.
Podcast Episode 106 - Pecker vs Beaver
The Boys are rapidly approaching their USA tour and Ricky seems more concerned about getting “hooked up” than actually preparing for the show. They chat about Mackey Mouse, David Duchovny's bush, and Julian gives the gift of lighter leashes!
Podcast Episode 107 - Randy and Lahey Are Coming on Tour?!
Randy (and for a drunken few seconds, Lahey) join the podcash to announce that they will be joining the Boys on tour next week, and the Boys are PISSED. Randy sticks around as the Boys talk about a higher power, and celebrate Patrick Swayze’s borntday!
Podcast Episode 108 - It’s Raining Horse Cocks
She’s a rainy day in Sunnyvale and the Boys are trying to deal with the effects of Ricky’s breakfast, comprised of magic mushroom omelettes with weed-butter pancakes. Ricky gets learnt on spelling with “Q” and the Boys sing about the weather!
Podcast Episode 109 - A No-Suck Guarantee
As the Boys attempt to take this podcash to the next level, Ricky forgets that it is 2017, Bubbles does some GREASY eBay searches, and Julian contemplates burying his buddies alive.
Podcast Episode 110 - Bang the Horse, Save the World
Ricky and Julian consider going back to jail for the winter, and Bubbles asks an ethically complicated question that involves banging a horse to save billions of lives. PLUS: The Boys share some drunk and stoned stories from their recent US tour!
Podcast Episode 111 - Ricky vs Harvey
The Boys send their best wishes to everyone affected by the big dirty hurricanes. They talk about ways to protect Sunnyvale from a huge storm, and Ricky wants to punch anyone named Harvey or Irma.
Podcast Episode 112 - Happy Borntday Scott Baio
Julian admits that he used to dress like Scott Baio after learning of Chachi’s many romantic exploits. Bubbles is dealing with a dirty ol’ hangover, and Ricky develops a plan to put a stop to all of these hurricanes! PLUS: Who holds the world record for longest nipples?
Podcast Episode 113 - Holy Cheeses!
Moon Bear put his money where his ears are and shipped the Boys some ‘soft snacks’ that they can chew quietly on the podcash. There’s just one problem - the snacks needed to be refrigerated, and they didn’t do so well on the long journey to Sunnyvale!
Podcast Episode 114 - No Swearing in Front of the Lady!
Bubbles lays down some ground rules in hopes of having a civilized conversation with week’s guest - R&B artist Reeny Smith. Ricky asks Reeny to sing some “Acapulco” music, and Bubbles kills a rumour about his involvement with the Illuminati.
Podcast Episode 115 - Guitar Legend Danny Weis
Danny Weis has played next to Jimi Hendrix, Lou Reed, maybe Janis Joplin (he’s not sure, there were a lot of drugs going around in the 60’s), and many more DECENT musicians. Today, the poor bastard has to sit next to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.
Podcast Episode 116 - A Sunnyvale Halloween
Join Lord Stanley’s Cup and two versions of Jason as the Boys celebrate HELLoween on this week’s podcash! Learn some fun facts (such as - Halloween is held on the same day every year) and watch the Boys carve pumpkins and pound Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor!
Podcast Episode 117 - Divine’s Ginger Beer
Award-winning R&B/Soul artist Divine Brown joins the podcash this week and it’s making Julian frisky! The Boys ask Divine if certain foods can help you sing better, if the Backstreet Boys are dicks, and Bubbles gets a new stage name: BUBBLES SUN MOON!
Podcast Episode 118 - Dope is the Fountain of Youth
Ricky hopes to reach the ripe old age of 119, and he thinks dope will help get him there. Julian finds an invention to help with the annoying snacking sounds, and Bubbles declares Julian’s chest to be 100% organic beef.
Podcast Episode 119 - Elise LeGrow Loves Kitties and Chicken Fingers
It’s Elise LeGrow’s first time in Sunnyvale but the Toronto musician has so much in common with the Boys, she might as well be from the park. She plays a tune with Bubbles and drinks some Liquormen’s whisky on the ACTUAL 119th episode of the podcash.
Podcast Episode 120 - Julian’s Christmas Store
It’s December and that means it’s time for the Boys to start thinking about their greasy Christmas schemes. Julian discusses his own version of Amazon, Ricky defends Flat Earthers, and Bubbles sizes up his chances on Shark Tank!
Podcast Episode 121 - Smokin’ Doctors
Julian signed a bong deal for the Boys and Ricky does some quality control testing with the help of some hash… er, chocolate. PLUS: The Boys bust out an old nickname that infuriates Bubbles!
Podcast Episode 122 - All the Way from LA, Mike Rowe
Emmy-award winning comedy writer Mike Rowe joins the podcash to share some stories about Rodney Dangerfield, Andy Kaufman, Donald Trump, and others. PLUS: Learn Mike’s joke that got cut from the Justin Bieber roast for being too greasy!
Podcast Episode 123 - The Dick Who Stole Christmas
Randy the Elf joins Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles (well, Ricky is there in body, anyway) for the Christmas podcash! Ricky’s mushroom brain explains the origin of Christmas, and the Boys talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received.
Podcast Episode 124 - For Old Enzymes
Randy was on last week’s podcash but SMOKEY is here this week! The Boys talk about their Christmas gifts, their New Year’s Resolutions, and Ricky talks about introducing himself to food. PLUS: Find out where YOU can meet Smokey on New Year’s Eve!
Podcast Episode 125 - We've Been Drinking for Six Days
Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking. Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang.
Podcast Episode 126 - Suck My Pokemon
The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!
Podcast Episode 127 - Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud
The Boys discuss what they would do if a ballistic missile was heading for Sunnyvale. Julian has a new business plan involving Cory and Jacob, Ricky has some jokes, and Bubbles reviews the entries in his Kitty of the Week contest!
Podcast Episode 128 - Unusually Fond of Makral
Julian has a cold, Ricky has been smoking too much dope, and Bubbles is glued to kitty videos on the latest episode of the podcash! Who will win Kitty of the Week? Why does Ricky want to eat Puffer Fish? And WHAT is a frost-bitten-cancer-pony-penis?!
Podcast Episode 129 - Super Blood Blue Moon Fever
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles talk about the moon party they had in the trailer park this week, Julian discusses marrying “rich old dragons” for money, and Bubbles picks his kitt(ies) of the week!
Podcast Episode 130 - Gooses Are Smart
The Boys discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, Ricky figures he’d be a great air traffic controller, and Bubbles picks his Kitty of the Week. PLUS: It’s the debut of Julian’s “Muscle Person of the Week” contest, and Julian is PISSED.
Podcast Episode 131 - Matt Mays, on the Liquor
Nova Scotia’s own Matt Mays is on the podcash! The DECENT rocker shares some stories from the road, plays a few tunes, and witnesses a very sexy entry for Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week. PLUS: Find out how the Boys spent Valentine’s Day!
Podcast Episode 132 - Holy Popcorn
Ricky worries there is not enough religion in the world so he sets up a shrine to Santa Jesus God and hands out holy popcorn. The Boys talk about the Winter Olympics, and they bring Jeopardy back to the podcash!
Podcast Episode 133 - I'ves Comes a Longs Ways Thens Boys
On this super-baked podcast, Ricky brings back 'On This Day Borntdays' and talks about the dangers of a hash blockage! Bubbles has a new game, but is everyone too baked to play? Plus: the Boys call Domino's Pizza to order a... dildo!?!
Podcast Episode 134 - With Astronaut Chris Hadfield!
Ace astronaut Chris Hadfield talks to the boys about floating in space, the hunt for aliens, and flying an F-18 fighter jet like a badass! He also reveals if the Earth is flat! And will NASA call with a mission for Bubbles?
Podcast Episode 135 - Good Me, Greatest, Great Balls on Fire
Bubbles brings on his new smartiest friend, Alexa, to try to freak Ricky out and answer some fucked-up questions. They also discover the porno habits of the North Koreans, find out what an El Rey Magnum is, and catch up on Barney the Dinosaur's latest career move... to sex healing?!
Podcast Episode 136 - A Man's Gotta Eat
Gutzilla's in da house - Randy Bobandy joins today's podcast! They phone the 'King' and attempt to get free cheeseburgers - by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn...
Podcast Episode 137 - Good Burger, Randy!
Bubbles is away with shits so Randy "Bubbandy" is here, and he's brought some healthy treats... NOT! The Boys talk about their upcoming April tour, the latest UFO sighting, and whether Randy should attend porn school. PLUS: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 is unleashed to Netflix!
Podcast Episode 138 - Shit Coin
Bubbles reveals he took financial advice from Donny, and has invested in Shit Coins! The Boys also discuss the legend that was Keyboard Cat, Ricky's new favourite holiday, and figure out a new name for Valentine’s Day. PLUS: Ricky’s art is auctioned off to the highest bidder!
Podcast Episode 139 - Friday the Fackin' 13th
The Boys have survived Friday the 13th before, will they get through today's podcast? They discuss their favourite movies (OTHER than Dirty Dancing), who got bornt today, and why sliced ketchup is an awesome idea. Also: Bubbles wants YOUR questions and suggestions for the podcast! Listen to his instructions, then send 'em to email@example.com!
Podcast Episode 140 - Good Dope, Good Times
Holy fuck, Ricky is WASTED on this fine 420 Day! The Boys try to remember all the crazy shit that happened on tour, and work out how many burgers Randy has driven into his gut. They also discuss Star Trek, the Red Baron, and why Ricky ended up in Mexico. PLUS: Bubbles sings the Monty Python Lumberjack Song!
Podcast Episode 141 - Episode 151
For fuck's sake, Julian can’t keep the goddamn episodes straight. Today, the Boys call a mystery guest to make a million dollar business proposal, Ricky thinks he invented morse code, and tries fruit for the first time! What in the fuck?!
Podcast Episode 142 - Something Ate A Baby Horse And It’s No Longer Around
The Boys answer some of the facked questions you sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. Did YOUR question make the podcast this week? Also: Julian gives advice on how to deal with a ghost, and Ricky shows off his new gift from Bubbles - a bag scrubber!
Podcast Episode 143 - Keep on Truckin’
Whatchoo talkin' about, Bubbles? The Boys raise a glass to Verne Troyer, figure out how many Big Macs are in a cow, and eat some cat butt gum! Also, they answer some facked emails from you awesome fans!
Podcast Episode 144 - Bird Bath
The computer keeps fucking with Bubbles! The Boys answer more fucked-up emails from fans and talk about dating apps, a greasy Julian wang mould, and the Jackson 9. And who cut Bubbles' hair while he was asleep?!
Podcast Episode 145 - Cloak Filtered Super Jesus Glacier Water
Ricky gets us learnt about why octopuses are aliens, buying new vocal chords, and why his TV was always broken as a kid! Plus: The Boys talk about greasy-as-fuck deleted scenes from Sesame Street, and their new plan to make a fucking mint from bulk holy water!
Podcast Episode 146 - How To Milk A Cockroach
The only friggin’ educational video you’ll ever need to see! Today, the Boys get learnt on the difference between stupid-smart and smart-stupid, the similarities between humans and cockroaches, and cockroaches and crotch rockets. DECENT!
Podcast Episode 147 - 25 Hour Day
It's the Stanley Cup edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! Forget the fucking Julianator, the Boys brainstorm some new greasy Julian-flavoured merch, and Ricky also has reason to believe that there will be 25 hours in the day SOON. Plus: why are peacocks fucking dumb?!
Podcast Episode 148 - Jimmy Tits and the Bleepilins
Fucking Julian is at it again! He's got a greasy new scheme to make $50,000 in crypto-fucking-currency which involves Mount Everest, a helicopter, and Bubbles. Sounds easy! Plus: Bitchcoin, a cock story, and AI psychopaths!!
Podcast Episode 149 - Tanned Weiner and The Hot Summer Sun
It’s officially fucking summer! To celebrate, the Boys debate the best ever summer anthem. Julian’s latest greasy money grab involves flying to Romania for an undisclosed amount of time (what in the FUCK?!), and Bubbles makes a prediction about the future of sex dolls!
Podcast Episode 150 - Drink a Quart and Piss Blood
Ricky has a mouthful of highly concentrated laundry detergent, Julian announces his greasy new pot deal, and Bubbles myth-busts Julian’s latest scam. Just another normal fucking day in Sunnyvale!
Podcast Episode 151 - The Stink Police
Holy fack, it's hot out there! Bubbles is suffering from heat stroke and is a bit fucking delirious! The Boys talk about the deadliest marathon, the boys trapped in a cave in Thailand... and they call Elon Musk’s cellphone!
Podcast Episode 152 - Twococks Shakur
Happy Friday - the podcast is GREASY as fuck today! The Boys argue about the existence of Batman, vaginas and the things we put in them, and whether sucking your own cock is worth it. What the in the fuck are they on?
Podcast Episode 153 - “Fuck Off” Fridays
Ricky creates a new segment for the podcast, where he tells people and things to fuck off! Julian talks about different types of banging, and the Boys brainstorm badass food names!
Podcast Episode 154 - Helix’s Brian Vollmer
Today we have one of Ricky’s favourite rockstars in to talk about breaking legs on tour, favourite tour spots, and all the things he’s pissed on in his life. Greasy!
Podcast Episode 155 - Matty Fuckin' Matheson
Hungry? GOOD! Today, chef Matty Matheson is in the trailer to chat about good and bad restaurants, addiction, and how Julian likes his steak. Matty also discusses his awesome new book coming October 9th: Matty Matheson - A Cookbook! Scrump-DILLY!!!
Podcast Episode 156 - Trailer Park Jenners
It’s Friday and the Boys are too hungover for this shit! They talk about their alter egos joining the Jenner clan, and the commercial possibilities of Julian-flavoured load beer. Also: Ricky solves the forest fire problem, and there's a new segment called 'Two Thumbs Up'! WTF?!
Podcast Episode 157 - You Don't Wanna Become Friends With Crack
Could a shark win a fight against a gorilla in three feet of water? How much PSI does a cock have? Have you ever had goat's head soup? What in the FUCK are the Boys talking about??!
Podcast Episode 158 - Shirtless Circus
Julian looks different today... or is that just Randy with a shitty moustache? Ricky's also got a new look, he's been shopping at 'Valoo Villaage' so he can attract the ladies! The Boys also discuss how to talk cowboy, swearing parrots (RIP Talko), and the best job in the world - sex doll tester! Plus: Another round of Jeopardy!
Podcast Episode 159 - To Each Get Their Own
Bubbles is high as fack this week - he can't tell the difference between a duck and a helicopter! The Boys discuss camping with Bill Clinton, smoking babies, and how many ladies Richard Gere has banged. Also: the problem with Paris pissoirs, and sex in public!
Podcast Episode 160 - Ricky, DJ Superstar
Can Ricky transform himself into DJ Donut Head before his next date? Would Julian bang Anne Boleyn? Why are people in Connecticut getting its name wrong? And which Buddy Holly song should Bubbles' band play? Find out in today's greasy podcash!
Podcast Episode 161 - Makin' Bacon
It's a gourmet edition of the podcast this week! The Boys discuss dog treats, Kraft Dinner cheese, bacon sex and pig penises. Also: when Julian was as cool as The Fonz, and an update on Ricky's last date!
Podcast Episode 162 - Good Times, Boys!
The Boys smoked something sparkly, and now they're fucked!! They discuss why Bubbles should change his name to Pubbles, Ricky's smooth new look, a paragliding swearist, and whether Iron Man has an iron cock. Also: How did Julian end up with a Ken doll up his ass?
Podcast Episode 163 - Workin' Man
Anyone wanna employ Ricky? Anyone?!? The Boys discuss Burt Reynolds, look at some 'artistic' pictures of Brigitte Bardot, and Bubbles hosts another frenzied round of Jeopardy... with a couple of stupid bastards!
Podcast Episode 164 - Der Friggin', Amsterdam!
This week's podHASH comes to you from a boat, in a canal, in Amsterdam! Ricky can't wait visit every hash shop in town, Julian's ready to romance the ladies in the Red Light District, and Bubbles ponders a canal bike-hauling business. The Boys also have some greasy plans for Randy...
Podcast Episode 165 - Ricky's Church of the Latter Day Bakes
The Boys are back from Iceland and are full of the (fucking overpriced) Viking spirit! They discuss Banksy's latest art prank, getting high in a submarine, Hugh Jackman's birthday, and butcher Three Blind Mice. Also: There's a runaway winner on this week's edition of Jeopardy... guess who?