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COMING SOON EXCLUSIVELY TO SWEARNET!! Terry and Trish want to regain custody of their son Deano so they can afford to get divorced. Terry tries to become a professional manager for Calgary’s wrestling royalty the Harts, Shank’s swindles them to pay for his reno, Trish gets deep into a pyramid scheme and everyone learns home is where the hash is! Let’s get fucked up and fucken giver already!
New feature, coming to SwearNet on August 9th: Turnbuckles!
At SwearNet Studios, all the employees are drunk and high. But their bosses are more fucked! This 4/20, watch the new SwearNet Studios series, ONLY at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app!
Coming soon to SwearNet: Cape Breton comedy duo Tracy and Martina's new show, Dirty Deeds!
Remembering our dear Marguerite McNeil, who has sadly passed away. Your Sunnyvale family will miss you so much! Pour a drink, grab some (crispy) bacon and enjoy some of Marguerite's best moments...
You wanted more Roach Approach? Well then get yer cunts in gear, because here's Pat and Mike and a shitload of dumplings and chocolate milk: The Roach is fucking back, baby! Pat even put on a tie! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, September 27th, 2021.
Trying something new: a roundup of social videos from the past week, in case you missed anything! Vintage flashbacks, fresh new shit from the Boys, random SwearNet fuckery, mixed up and stirred and shaken for your enjoyment. Do a wraparound and pour 'er into ya: the past week in TPB/SwearNet Social.
Happy Four Fucking Twenty! Randy's getting weed-learnt as Julian gives us the history of "420" and giant penguins, Ricky wonders if we can still say "marijuana," and Bubbles cosmically blows your fucking mind! Broadcast LIVE on April 20th, 2021.
Ricky reflects on an unfortunate near-death experience. But being butt naked won't stop Ricky Brown from getting closer to the Lord!
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Ricky vs. a pepperoni vending machine. Who do you think's gonna win?
Ricky Brown is coming right into your homes to deliver the Word of the LORD - with the help of SwearNet, Edith, and some muthafucking awesome potato salad.
It's Chicken Finger Day in the jail canteen and Ricky's excited as fuck! No-one gets between him and his beloved chicken fingers (the good kind). Or do they?
Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
There are sea shanties, and then there are sea shanties about kitties sung by the Trailer Park Boys. THIS is that sea shanty.
2020 can take a big hydraulic suck on our nuts - get ready for 2021, and something DECENT happening at SwearNet.com on January 1! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!
Smith explains how the fuck to use the app, including how to sign up, and how to get your in-app payments to work.
It's been a weird as fuck 2020 - but whatever you're doing, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles want ya to get into the holiday spirit and have an awesome Christmas!
This Christmas Day, gather your friends and family and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in TPB: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app, launching very soon!
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour - Season 1 - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour Trailer: T-Rex (Coming SOON)
It’s the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour nobody knows what they’ll say; it's the greatest, greasiest, highest puppet show on Earth - and it's COMING SOON TO SWEARNET.COM!!
Terry is FUBAR - On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR - On The Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR - Trailer
Terry's on an East-bound quest to find himself, and he's gonna give'er every hitchhikin' Pilsner-shotgunnin' step of the fuckin' way. Coming very soon to SwearNet!
Exclusive to Swearnet.com starting January 1st, 2021, a brand new full season of Trailer Park Boys! Watch on the web and on the soon to be released Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. The Boys return as real fuckin' flesh n' blood humans!
It's the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS! BIGGGG!! Tune in the fuck NOW and catch up with all the BIG NEWS!!! Also: Fuck off, French Pat
Contests, News & Announcements - News & Announcements - Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series Season 2 - The DECENT Trailer
Your first sneak peek at the new season, coming to Netflix worldwide on Friday May 22!
A special message from Robb, JP and Mike.
Eddie's got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him. This episode, free to watch on SwearNet!
The Boys have a special fucking guest today: Terry from FUBAR has stumbled into the park, in search of his Nova Scotian ancestors! He's also brought some fucked frozen treats from the Prairies - who dares eat one? They also discuss mouth hugs, the Littlest Hobo, and how to cook bolonairs!
A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is fucked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!
Trailer Park Boys - On the Road with Trailer Park Boys - Episode 35 - Matty and Randy Make a Cheeseburger
Top chef Matty Matheson heads to Sunnyvale to cook for the Trailer Park Boys. This week he’s gonna show you how to make the ultimate cheeseburger. Just one problem… his kitchen assistant is RANDY! Matty's new book, 'Matty Matheson: A Cookbook' is out now!
Pack a bowl, fuckers – Amy Anonymous is back with a brand new SwearNet show! This week, she reports on this year’s 420 celebrations in Toronto, gets the medical view on cannabis from Dr. Ira Price, chats to her first smoking chick, and shows us a fucking easy way to make cannabutter. Have a question for Amy? Post it in the comments section below!
John Dunsworth didn’t just play the world’s greatest trailer park supervisor. His amazing talent, intellect, and humour has inspired countless fans, colleagues, and friends, and we all love and miss this incredible man. Produced by Screen Nova Scotia and edited by Sarah Byrne (who has edited over 30 episodes of Trailer Park Boys), this tribute to John was first screened at the Screen Nova Scotia Awards Gala in May 2018. ACTRA Maritimes has also created the "John Dunsworth Screen Actor’s Fund", which will support the professional development of Nova Scotia performers, and the Boys have contributed $20K to the fund to get it started.
Contests, News & Announcements - News & Announcements - Trailer Park Boys Season 12 - The Official Trailer
CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30!
Ian Black is the first contestant in the "Goofy Moose" comic competition. If you enjoy Ian's routine, please vote using the LIKE button below. Like collection will close 24 hours from episode's publication, at which time a new comedian will be featured. You can like as many comedians throughout the competition as you wish!
Bubbles is reporting for SwearNet LIVE from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! The crew dicks are back to film Season 12, and Bubbles introduces us to the sound dicks, Ricky’s dopeman, and some other familiar fuckin faces!
Contests, News & Announcements - News & Announcements - Trailer Park Boys Season 11 - The Big Greasy Trailer
Back to Boys being Boys! Watch all 10 episodes of this DECENT season, exclusively on Netflix on March 31st. Feel the need for weed!
Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!
JP, Mike, and Dishy Robb are back in the sack, opening packages and a few too many fucking letters. They receive a hand-wired guitar pedal, a novel series, and a couple films - all made by their creative fucking fans! Plus: More goodies from Big Joe!
Robby Redman, Feel-What’s-In-Me-Pockets, and some guy having a good time, are making some BIG FUCKIN ANNOUNCEMENTS! Learn about what the Boys are writing, which old Swearnet show is about to be revived, and find out what the fuck is at SwearnetStudios.com!
Trippin' With Leigh is a documentary film about the transformation of one man's life, who, having cheated death, travels to Peru to gain enlightenment through the use of hallucinogens and spirit medicines.
Water bongs make smoking dope a smooth experience - maybe too fucking smooth. Especially when you’re a kitty.
This podcash is all about competition - the Boys start out with a tough game of “Sunnyvale Family Feud,” followed by a couple rounds of “In My Pants or on the Ground.” Plus, Ricky shares his views on citizenship, Julian calls Bubbles a “Lottery Dick,” and we catch a glimpse of rare the Palermeeno Shorse!
Holy fuck, one year of podcasting! Ricky brought a cake and plenty of explosives to celebrate the big day. Plus, Bubbles is back after a few weeks of deals and seals. The Boys take a trip down podcast memory lane and recall the many highs and blows along the way!
Bubbles is still busy with Axl Rose (or possibly hanging out with Floppy the Seal), but it’s ok, because Randy Bobandy is here, and he brought burgers! Ricky discusses his plan to fight a bear with a salt and vinegar mop, and he teaches us about “the hook” - the best way to pick up women at four-way stops!
Bubbles had to skip the podcast, but don’t worry, he is supplying a surprise replacement… and that replacement is a drunk bastard who accidentally ate two weed brownies. Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian to talk about Humper S. Thompson, fish bras, and the traumatizing event that changed the way Randy dresses.
The camera dicks have finally fucked off! The Boys are relaxing with a nice liquor picnic by the ocean, and they’re chatting about Ricky’s new pet seal, Wayne Gretzky toast, and why anyone with a power tool is smarter than Thomas Edison. Plus: Bubbles tells the time with a Liquormen’s sundial!
It’s Canada Day and the Boys are right out of ‘er! Jacob joins Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian to snack on donairs and celebrate CANADAMAN’S founding of the Great White fucking North. They also discuss the most fucked up things they’ve banged, and the danger posed to Sunnyvale by New Hampshire zombie dogs.
Trailer Park Boys Podcast - Season 1 - Podcast Episode 47 - Naked on Mushrooms in a London Drunk Tank
The Boys are back with a poolside podcast! Ricky discusses the high points of 1948, and we learn what woodpeckers are REALLY doing to your trees. Plus: while attempting to speak Portuguese, Ricky may have accidentally summoned the second coming of Jesus Christ.
Wee-Man, Chris Pontius, Danger Ehren, Preston Lacy, and Dave England aren’t just Jackasses, they’re also experts on the GREASIEST parts of the human body! Plus, the Boys ask the legendary daredevils about the craziest stunts they’ve ever done - and they’ve done A LOT of crazy shit!
The fucked mind behind "Dumb and Dumber" and "There's Something about Mary" is in Sunnyvale!! The boys chat with comedy legend Bobby Farrelly about pigman cocks, roller skates, and Bubbles’ GREASY reason to visit the produce section!
The TPB Podcast comes to you from outside Bubbles' shed in Sunnyvale Trailer Park! The Boys discuss laser nipples, orgasm by eggplant, wild camels and how to make a mule, and Ricky ponders a new invention!
The cameras are back at Sunnyvale Trailer Park! Bubbles meets some new and old crew members, tries to get a date, and gives Preston some well-deserved shit!
Ricky's been Googling on the worldy pipe this week! Hear what he's learned about bat cocks, horse wheels, how to bang a lemon, curing bad breath, and more weird shit!
This week's "guest" is a mysterious horse-man-creature who definitely isn't Ricky! Also: is farting a superpower? What is a jerk shirt? Can you hide in a pickle? Fuck, that honey oil is kicking in today!
Welcome to another Professional-Official-Not Fake TPB Podcast! This week, the Boys reveal Julian's Olympic dance team aspirations, sample more of Ricky's fusion food, give Bubbles an eye test, and play Trailer Park Boys Drinko (in stores soon, beef jerky chip retractor not included)
Introducing Mr. Finch, Tyrone, and Dirt Raskal in their first Drunken Hour session! Today's special guest is Juno award-winning rapper Classified, who talks about Nova Scotia, music, fame, and his opinion of J-Roc!
Ricky experiments with fusion cuisine and comes up with an amazing new dish, and Julian reveals some awesome new TPB products! Also: Kevin Bacon's Bacon, pizza in a pizza, and Ricky's Christmas KFC quest!
Ace musician Matt Andersen is this week's podcast guest! He plays some deee-cent tunes, and chats with the Boys about Prince, rock-eating crocodiles, and tom-tato plants. We also learn the truth about Ricky's "fingering accident"!
Kids in the Hall comedy legend Scott Thompson is this week's podcast guest! Topics include Boaty McBoatface, the Queen's underwear, Inky the octopus, the mountains of Florida, and Julian's nipples!
Comedian and Trailer Park Boys guest star Tom Arnold is this week's podcast guest! He chats about why Los Angeles is so fucking weird, partying with Chris Farley and Wayne Gretzky, who has the biggest unit in Hollywood, and what greasy thing he'd do for a hundred million dollars!
This week's special guest is actor Verne Troyer! Verne and the Boys chat about working with Mike Myers, cow tongues, penis fencing, and why Ricky thinks people turn into cream when they die!
Ta-daaaa, Lahey and Randy have their own show on SwearNet! The show starts well, as Lahey plays Pick-a-Word, reads some shit-poetry, and argues with Randy about his shirt... but then the Liquor starts to call the shots. Will the arrival of their special guest, actor and author Bill Carr, be able to put this shit-train back on the rails?
This week's podcast guest is legendary roadie, party machine and cat herder, Tom Mayhue! He talks about life on the road with Guns N' Roses, ladies, partying, drugs, dealing with Donald Trump... and did he mention the ladies??! Ricky also tries to explain what April Fools' Day is!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are high as fuck this week! Stoned chat topics include Zorro the Fuck Shark, ferris wheel porn, why dogs are dumb, and what Ricky would do if he had four arms!
J-Roc is this week's special podcast guest! He takes Skype calls from some stoned mawfks, and chats with the Boys about dinosaurs on Mars, Donald Trump, and nutscapes. RAAAAYY!
The Boys are joined by Canadian musician, singer, and tall tale-teller, JP Cormier! They discuss vagina corks, toilet alligators, dumb cats, and JP plays some finger-pickin' good tunes!
Julian and Bubbles take random fan phone calls while Ricky creates more art! Julian also shares some fucked porn facts, and Bubbles discovers what a 'landing strip' is!
Something's walking around in Bubbles' eye – what the fack is it? The Boys also discuss space music, how to tackle an alien attack, and whether Ricky could kick a smurf. Julian also calls up some stoned fans while Ricky does some sketching!
Canadian singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith is this week's podcast guest – and he's brought his guitar! He talks about a trip to Paul McCartney's house, Japanese toilets, and eavesdropping on Elton John. He also plays some tunes with Bubbles!
Ricky reveals why he's got a six-foot-long snake in his pants, Julian attempts to phone some TPB fans, and Bubbles tries to get a date on Tinder!
This week's special guest is Canadian rocker Adam Baldwin! They chat about sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll, attempt to explain Groundhog Day to Ricky, and discuss 3D vagina art. Ricky also tries to do a greasy business deal... live on air!
What's happening to Ricky? He's making 'abacastraca' art, talking French, and doing math! Also: Amazing facts about barcodes, termites, and dead birds, and why Bubbles hates Mr. Magoo!
The Boys pay their respects to Grizzly Adams, David Bowie and Glenn Frey, and Julian reveals his favourite dancing songs. They also discuss this year's Oscars, and Ricky's plan to fuck it up!
How are Ricky's new year's resolutions going? How does science control daylight? Are there spots on a giraffe's wang? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!
It's 2016 for everyone... except Ricky! The Boys discuss their plans to get healthy after their fucked-up New Year's blowout, pig gut condoms, and Ricky's Twister boner!
The Boys recover from their holiday blowout and look back at the funniest and most fucked moments from the TPB Podcast! Highlights include Snoop Dogg, looly chickens, Ricky's stunts, and a hilarious meltdown in Amsterdam...
It's Christmas Day and the Boys are ready to unwrap their presents! They also discuss Ricky's new body, chugging sour milk, and the dangers of eating Ricky's breakfast wings. There's also a visit from two drunky Christmas elves...
The Boys are podcasting without a permit in Boston! Before they get arrested they talk about weird Boston facts, Trevor's nipple frostbite, space planes, and why Ricky wants a cock transplant!
From Central Park, NYC, the 19th (or 8th or 11th, who fuckin' knows) TPB Podcast! This week's topics including how to beat up Elmo, Gus the neurotic polar bear, "Tits & Grits", and why Randy and Lahey stink! And where the frig do you find dope in the "Center of the Park"?
This week's topics include crazy drunk pigs, alcoholic ants, bent birds, and money horses! The Boys also try to figure out what day it is, and Bubbles has a 'taco tummy' emergency!
Fuck Black Friday, it's Red Friday on the podcast as the Boys hang out with comedian Carrot Top in Las Vegas! Topics include strip clubs, Petey Big Bird, and Randy's new smell!
Ricky's had a fight with Lucy - is she cheating on him with one of the podcast sponsors? Also: Was Jimmy Hoffa murdered by a sofa bed? How do you fight a toothless shark? And why in the fuck does Ricky have a lampshade on his head? Episode 16 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Today's guest is Canadian war hero and all-round badass Jody Mitic! He talks about his adventures in the army, and the injuries that changed his life. An unwelcome guest also shows up... but he's only had a coupla drinks! Episode 15 is brought to you by Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky.
Are you drunk and high and craving a grilled cheese sandwich? Ricky shows you how to make a perfect snack that doesn't taste like shit!
Trailer Park Boys Podcast - Season 1 - Podcast Episode 14 - I'm a French-Mexican Superhero Disguised as a Hotdog
Ricky and Bubbles attempt to celebrate Halloween in November! Before they get arrested for trick-or-treating, the boys discuss $30 snuggles, space junk and the dangers of 'rocket load', and wrestling croco-dolphins. Episode 14 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky!
Randy takes over the TPB Podcast, and he's brought breakfast Dorito cheeseburgers! This week's topics include Canada's handsome new prime minister, green poop, and... cheeseburgers. RANDY!! Episode 13 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
The Boys are back for another TPB Podcash! They discuss Ships Bigger Than Juniper, Corn Slaves, Kangaroo Vaginas and why Ricky would cut a deal with Cheese Aliens! Episode 12 is brought to you by Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky.
The Boys are back in Ricky's kitchen! This week's topics include the Toronto Blue Jays, talking can openers, Disco Duck, and why Harvard can suck it. Ricky also attempts a daring jump stunt... Episode 11 is brought to you by Dragons' Den star Michael Wekerle! www.michaelwekerle.ca
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are in Helsinki, Finland, and are joined by hockey legend Esa Tikkanen! They discuss greasy Finnish facts, crazy hockey stories, and how to get a buzz on in a country with no weed. And find out why Bubbles is about to get a boot up his ass! Episode 10 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are podcasting from De Dampkring coffee shop in Amsterdam! The boys discuss the Red Light District, shrimp wangs, and Ricky's swan obsession. Then the weed kicks in and Ricky and Bubs lose it BIG TIME... Episode 9 is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
This is the original pitch and pilot for the High Fuckers series, originally presented as part of the Real Fucking Reality Show.
Trailer Park Boys Podcast - Season 1 - Podcast Episode 8 - Liquored up in London with the Mighty Boosh
The Trailer Boys Podcast comes to you from London, England, with guest stars Mike and Noel Fielding of Mighty Boosh and Luxury Comedy fame! The boys discuss British snacks, Julian's greasy trailer ghosts, what the Queen drinks for breakfast, and why Ricky once dressed up as George Michael. Episode Eight is brought to you by the world-famous El Mocambo live music venue, Toronto!
This week's podcast guest is international superstar and hat thief, Jay Baruchel! They discuss toonies, Goon 2, and why lettuce is bad for your internet connection. The boys also name their Dickweed of the Week! Episode Seven is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!
Wake 'n' bake with Snoop Dogg as he joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles via the world pipe! Snoop and the boys discuss Sweden, Ashley Madison, Deflategate, and how to get a robot high. Snoop also asks Bubbles some tricky questions about nuts! Episode Six is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!
Only an idiot gets injured making a podcast – and this week, that idiot is Ricky! Preston the TPB crew guy also spills the beans about Ricky's bad behaviour on set. Also: Bubbles tells a tall tale about his kitty Ronnie Pumpkin, Julian gets excited about a greasy tuna scheme, and the boys reveal next week's awesome guest...
Bubbles has booked his first guest – it's not Rocky Balboa, but Ricky's still spoiling for a fight! The boys also discuss the benefits of keeping a woolly mammoth, and the difference between Greece and Grease!
What's on Ricky's mind this week? Birds in baby helicopters, eyeballs in strange places, and Sharon Stone! We also find out what (or who) Bubbles would do for $10 million...
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles bicker over hosting duties, and discuss the latest greasy entertainment news. And why does Ricky think the International Space Station is a ghost?
'Cheap Smokes' comedy duo Kaitlin and Laura were thrilled with your comments about their SwearNet debut! They wanted to say thanks, and show you their boobs... OR DID THEY?
Got a fucking problem? Tell Dear Julian! In Episode 1 he gives advice on government fines, investing for a brighter retirement, and what's more important – your buddies or your wife.
This week on the Trailer Park Boys Podcast: Ricky, Julian and Bubbles discuss Donald Trump, Ricky's solution to the California drought, and how many minutes there are in 30 minutes. We also find out who has a crush on Hulk Hogan, and why Ricky wants a horse!
A quick update from Leigh – he's at the airport and on his way to Peru! Sounds like Mother Nature might have some plans for him, though...
Catch up with the Boys on the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 10! Bubbles gives us a tour of his shed and meets a very famous Hollywood director... holy fuck!!
Trailer Park Boys - On the Road with Trailer Park Boys - Episode 33 - Reddit AMA with the Trailer Park Boys
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles held a Reddit AMA to celebrate the release of Trailer Park Boys S9 on Netflix, and we recorded the whole fuckin' greasy session!
Learn to cook Hawaiian style – kind of! Shivering shits Chico and Paul get liquored up and grapple with hot pork and mackerel to create a feast on the not-remotely-fucking-tropical Scottish island of Rum.
In this inaugural episode, Pug shows us the importance of having power at your bong cleaning station. Friggin' rights he does! I mean how else are you going to plug in the fucking megablaster 5000? Let's cheech!
Johnny and Peter teach you shit everyone should fuckin' know. Lesson 1 - quit being a pussy and learn how to start a fucking car!
Trailer Park Boys - Trailer Park Boys 8.5 - Episode 1 - Today Is Jim Lahey's Last Day On Planet Of The Earth
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are back in jail, trying to cope in their own ways. Bubbles is fixing shitty toasters, Julian is working on a money-making scheme... and Ricky is plotting to murder Jim Lahey!
Check out the new series 'Playing Space With Bubbles' only on swearnet.com! Coming December 2014.
Check out Jim Lahey's new new series, Liquor Stories, coming to SwearNet December 2014.
Our first Certified Kitty is yarn ball lover, June. Watch a true professional work his magic on this free range kitty!
Jim Lahey answers your questions about the liquor, childhood memories, and spending a night with Julian. And he's only had a coupla drinks...
Ricky and Julian promised Bubbles they'd play space today. But Ricky has a major fucking situation on his hands, and needs to blow up something bigger than a rocket!
Pat braves the Atlantic Canadian shitstorm of March 26, 2014 for your fucking entertainment. Check out his snowy, windy and scream-filled report!
When liquor and dope just isn't enough. Pity we can't afford to make the fucking show yet!
The boys and Randy are in Los Angeles, and are about to have an epic fucking day! All will be revealed soon...
Bubbles gets a message through the world pipe and it changes his fucking life forever!
The show starts off on the wrong fucking foot right away. Pat claims he is going to be healthy and won't be drinking alcohol on this tour – or so he thinks...
Mike's had an idea for a new SwearNet show. And it's FUCKED.
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles take Randy to Mall of America for an awesome day out... and guess who FUCKS IT UP?
The boys receive an awesome poster and... a fucking leg brace?!
Robb, JP, and Mike decide to leave the SwearNet office and go for a ride on the Dartmouth ferry. Baked.
A golf tournament. Pat Roach. Liquor. What could possibly fucking go wrong?
Learn to play the RUSH classic Closer To The Heart
Randy is extremely happy because the boys are not around to cause trouble in the trailer park