The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Pat comes up with a solution - MORE LIQUOR.

It's all going to FUCK, and they're only at the 7th hole...

Ricky talks about banging Barb, his "roll" model, and his mom Tammy

A golf tournament. Pat Roach. Liquor. What could possibly fucking go wrong?

Julian responds to fan questions about Patrick Swayze, fighting with Cyrus, and marriage

Julian talks about his biggest achievement, his dream car, and shampoo

Will the boys make it back to the office? And why has Robb got itchy tits?

Ricky tackles questions on the true meaning of life, his favourite animal, and how to know when you're smart

Cory answers questions about his time "away", his favourite superhero, and his luck with the ladies...

Cory talks about his crew and his ride, and gets the giggles

Randy discusses his diet, and what it takes to be an assistant trailer park supervisor

Conky talks about his hatred for Ricky, and who's allowed to stick their hand up his ass

Bubbles gives a tour of his scrap business, including comments on some of the more profitable inventory

Conky answers questions about his anger, why he isn't dead yet

Learn to play the RUSH classic Closer To The Heart

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are in jail for two weeks. Ricky appearently took a dump on the front steps of the Police Station and they've all been arrested.

The boys' plan to smuggle marijuana to Sebastian Bach in the United States concludes. As usual, things don't go quite as planned. Ricky ends up facing a difficult decision, as someone has to take the fall when the authorities show up.

Randy and Mr. Lahey get back together with the help of the liquor. Randy tries to break off his engagement to Lucy. Meanwhile, the news media is circulating a sketch of the suspect wanted (apparently by the FBI) for stealing the Swayzie Express, and it looks a lot like Bubbles.

Searching the woods for Jacob and his friends after their disappearance, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles make the grim discovery of Julian's 1987 Monte Carlo in the river, emptied and with the seat covers stripped off. A series of flashbacks show how Jacob and his friends had already escaped the car and taken out the materials needed for the model-train operation.

Ray and Bubbles travel to Maine to cash in on recycled shopping carts and use the opportunity to attend a nearby model train convention where famed heavy-metal singer Sebastian Bach is scheduled to appear. Things go awry when Ray gets busted for soliciting prostitution and their truck is seized, and Bubbles is left alone and stranded in a phone booth at a Bangor truck-stop. Ricky and Julian travel to Maine to rescue Bubbles, who suffers an apparent mental breakdown and steals actor Patrick Swayze's own personal model train, "The Swayzie Express". Bach is impressed with the quality of Ricky's dope.

J-Roc and his crew are cashing in by stealing luggage at the airport and selling the merchandise travelers's bring home from Europe, and Julian wants in. Ricky finally realizes he couldn't be the father of Lucy's baby and resolves to find out who she banged. No longer working with the boys, Bubbles takes up model trains as a hobby.

In this feature-length adventure, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles -- just out of jail -- plan the lamest scheme yet: to get rich by stealing tons of change.

Mr. Lahey discovers video footage proving that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles got him fired from his job as a police officer nearly 20 years ago.

Channel 10 News comes to Sunnyvale to do live news segments on Kittyland and Cory and Trevor's convenience store.

Bubbles opens the Kittyland Love Centre. Randy and Mr. Lahey break up. Ray gets kicked out of the park. J-Roc reveals that he's going to be a father, twice.

Ricky bails Trinity out of jail. Lahey goes on a massive bender and tricks Cory and Trevor into telling him about the hash driveway.