Up to date (and out of date) World, National and Local news where the host may or may not be drunk and/or high.
Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.
What happens when you put a camera in the SwearNet office and film the Boys as they work? Plenty of swearing and lots of fucking fireworks, that's what!
Getting free shit is so much fucking fun! The Boys open up their mailbag to see what bizarre and crazy gifts you fans have sent in!
Trailer Park Boys is the legendary Canadian comedy about the misadventures of residents living in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Grab a Rum and Coke, roll a six paper joint, and watch SwearNet's exclusive webisodes and behind-the-scenes footage!
Top artists pay tribute to the roots of Soul and R&B though intimate studio performances. Backed by some of Canada’s top session musicians, featured guests include Johnny Reid, Divine Brown, Colin James, Reeny Smith, Jordan John, Elise Legrow, Matt Andersen and John Finley.
Best buds, dank nugs, and cheap suds. Greenmount follows the fucked adventures of three Vermont stoners just trying to get by... one toke at a time. Come hang out with your new best friends - just make sure you get tested after, to be safe.
The filthy broads of Cheap Smokes bring you original sketches, drunken rants, and completely unladylike behaviour in this fun and hilarious show! Please smoke responsibly.
Pack a bowl and join the Queen of Cannabis, Amy Anonymous, for smoking, baking, expert advice, and chat about all things cannabis!
News about our record-breaking feature film SwearNet: The Movie, the funniest and most fucked up movie you will ever watch!
Swearnet.com is looking for hot new comics! Every Monday through Friday, we'll show an uncut stand-up comedy routine taped at Halifax's “Goofy Moose” comedy night. Vote for your favourite comedian of the week, and then pick the top comic of the month. Monthly winners will be showered in glory and featured in a special "Best Of” series - with more to be announced!
A worldwide premier exclusively on SwearNet, Mike Clattenburg's 1998 short film features John Dunsworth as Mr. Lahey, starring Rob Wells and JP Tremblay as characters that would later become Ricky and Julian.
Welcome to Offworld Cookery, a tragic outdoor food spasm following two (or sometimes three when he can be fucking bothered) inebriated Northern English morons and their failed attempts at cooking three course meals in the wilderness. You may pick up some useful culinary techniques... but we fucking doubt it.
Trailer Park Cats are just like real people. Join the fucked animated felines of Sunnyvale and watch them drink and smoke dope just like Ricky, Julian and Bubbles!
Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.
Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, James Lahey, is no stranger to "The Liquor", or drinking himself to edge of the shit abyss. Join him and his trusty liquor cabinet on a trip down Memory Lane, where every drop of liquor tells a different story.
Join Ricky in the SwearNet tool shop for handy tips, awesome life hacks, and other shit that you can get learnt by.
Pour a lil' drinkypoo and join Jim Lahey and Randy for chat, cookery, special guests and more as they blunder their way through the funniest and most dysfunctional talk show on air!
In the beginning, God created man! Join Leigh in his quest for spiritual awakening – and a really good buzz on. Follow his journey into the Amazon jungle, where he drinks one of the most powerful hallucinogens known to man, gets fucked on frog venom, and dabbles with "San Pedro". Spark a joint or ten, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Join Bubbles' masterclass and learn classic tunes including Closer to the Heart, Liquor and Whores, and Kitties Are so Nice. Dee-eee-eeecent!
Join Pug1 and his fucked-up buddies at Inwood Customs, the most derelict fabrication shop in Canada. They specialize in dicker'd stunts and inventions that don't always work (because they are always high as fuck!) Now you can follow this fuckin' idiot on Swearnet!
Pat Roach delivers a masterclass in swearing while reporting on fucked-up news and weather stories from around the world.
With the help of his slightly fucked assistant, Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do.
Bubbles packs his professional kitty kit and meets the residents of the Bide Awhile animal shelter in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Which lucky kitty will be getting a belly rub this week?
Join Bubbles as he plays space the way it was intended to be played – in a custom-made spaceship, and using real space talk! Mission One blasts off with legendary Canadian astronaut, Col. Chris Hadfield!
Follow Pat Roach's adventures as the boys get him DRUNK AS FUCK. He causes mayhem wherever he stumbles!
We have a fucking ton of swearing-laden shows we wanna do on SwearNet, we just can't afford to make the fucking things yet! So in the meantime, enjoy their commercials....