What happens when you put a camera in the SwearNet office and film the Boys as they work? Plenty of swearing and lots of fucking fireworks, that's what!
Trailer Park Boys is the legendary Canadian comedy about the misadventures of residents living in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Grab a Rum and Coke, roll a six paper joint, and watch SwearNet's exclusive webisodes and behind-the-scenes footage!
Welcome to Offworld Cookery, a tragic outdoor food spasm following two (or sometimes three when he can be fucking bothered) inebriated Northern English morons and their failed attempts at cooking three course meals in the wilderness. You may pick up some useful culinary techniques... but we fucking doubt it.
Getting free shit is so much fucking fun! The Boys open up their mailbag to see what bizarre and crazy gifts you fans have sent in!
Join Pug1 and his fucked-up buddies at Inwood Customs, the most derelict fabrication shop in Canada. They specialize in dicker'd stunts and inventions that don't always work (because they are always high as fuck!) Now you can follow this fuckin' idiot on Swearnet!
Follow Pat Roach's adventures as the boys get him DRUNK AS FUCK. He causes mayhem wherever he stumbles!
Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.
The filthy broads of Cheap Smokes bring you original sketches, drunken rants, and completely unladylike behaviour in this fun and hilarious show! Please smoke responsibly.
Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, James Lahey, is no stranger to "The Liquor", or drinking himself to edge of the shit abyss. Join him and his trusty liquor cabinet on a trip down Memory Lane, where every drop of liquor tells a different story.
We let Robb, JP and Mike out the office unsupervised for a trip to Halifax. But not before they got fucking BAKED!
Presenting the TOO FUCKED FOR TV, full length version of the Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour! Join JP, Robb and Mike as they stumble around Port Cockerton searching for the mysterious "Cincinnati Harry", while avoiding filthy pirates, stab-happy mobsters, and a host of crazy characters. DON'T EAT ANYTHING BLUE!
We have a fucking ton of swearing-laden shows we wanna do on SwearNet, we just can't afford to make the fucking things yet! So in the meantime, enjoy their commercials....
Pat Roach delivers a masterclass in swearing while reporting on fucked-up news and weather stories from around the world.
Bubbles packs his professional kitty kit and meets the residents of the Bide Awhile animal shelter in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Which lucky kitty will be getting a belly rub this week?
Join Bubbles as he plays space the way it was intended to be played – in a custom-made spaceship, and using real space talk! Mission One blasts off with legendary Canadian astronaut, Col. Chris Hadfield!
Join Bubbles' masterclass and learn classic tunes including Closer to the Heart, Liquor and Whores, and Kitties Are so Nice. Dee-eee-eeecent!
With the help of his slightly fucked assistant, Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do.
News about our record-breaking feature film SwearNet: The Movie, the funniest and most fucked up movie you will ever watch!
Join Ricky in the SwearNet tool shop for handy tips, awesome life hacks, and other shit that you can get learnt by.
Pour a lil' drinkypoo and join Jim Lahey and Randy for chat, cookery, special guests and more as they blunder their way through the funniest and most dysfunctional talk show on air!
Trailer Park Cats are just like real people. Join the fucked animated felines of Sunnyvale and watch them drink and smoke dope just like Ricky, Julian and Bubbles!
In the beginning, God created man! Join Leigh in his quest for spiritual awakening – and a really good buzz on. Follow his journey into the Amazon jungle, where he drinks one of the most powerful hallucinogens known to man, gets fucked on frog venom, and dabbles with "San Pedro". Spark a joint or ten, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
A worldwide premier exclusively on SwearNet, Mike Clattenburg's 1998 short film features John Dunsworth as Mr. Lahey, starring Rob Wells and JP Tremblay as characters that would later become Ricky and Julian.
Swearnet.com is looking for hot new comics! Every Monday through Friday, we'll show an uncut stand-up comedy routine taped at Halifax's “Goofy Moose” comedy night. Vote for your favourite comedian of the week, and then pick the top comic of the month. Monthly winners will be showered in glory and featured in a special "Best Of” series - with more to be announced!
Pack a bowl and join the Queen of Cannabis, Amy Anonymous, for smoking, baking, expert advice, and chat about all things cannabis!
Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.