Would You Rather?
For the first time in SwearNet history, the fans are the stars! SwearNet’s Sweetheart, Laura D, plays “Would You Rather?", the fucked-up version. Sit back, relax, and don’t get too high as she asks fans, comedians, and TPB cast the most fucked-up questions she wrote while she was REALLY fucking high.
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Besties and stars of Swearnet documentary series Dirty Deeds, Tracy and Martina shoot the shit and spill the tea! From intimate personal stories to life hacks, the girls weigh in and answer your submissions weekly. Subscribe for a weekly dose of shit talk.
Get Pucked captures the real, gritty drama happening behind the scenes of men’s Senior A Hockey by following the players, coaches and staff of the Springhill Coal Miners. Through wins, loses, fights and friendships – the men are hellbent to reclaim glory one bloody, bare knuckle one period at a time.
Park After Dark
Hang out with Ricky, Julian and Bubbles in Ricky's kitchen, smoking, drinking and talking about whatever the hell pops up in their fucked up brains.
Terry is FUBAR
A few years back Ricky ran into this random hoser from Alberta at the Legion. Turns out Terry’s been around for a while, dog fuckin’ out West. He’s done some dumb, fucked up shit. Check it out. Give’r! Whether you know him from FUBAR or TPB “Jail”, Terry’s a rare species of Canadian hoser known as the ‘banger” who likes to give'r. Check out all his fuckery here.
Compilations of shit we've posted to the Tiktoker, Instagramper, BookFacer, Twitwatter, Snipsnapper, Trilleroonie, YerMumsTube, and wherever the fuck else we're socializing!
You can't sugar-coat it... working for a living blows. Thank fuck for the work break! Time for a smoke, a brew, and a yammer with your workmates about hangovers and hockey, chicks and dicks, and your fuck-up of a boss!
Contests, News & Announcements
The latest news about SwearNet and Trailer Park Boys direct from Robb, JP, and Mike.
Getting free shit is so much fucking fun! The Boys open up their mailbag to see what bizarre and crazy gifts you fans have sent in!
Randy has a new trailer in the Sunnyvale Trailer Park and he’s looking to turn it into Sunnyvale's first diner. With the “help” of Julian, he’ll renovate the trailer and turn it into the burger factory that he’s always dreamed of. Come on down to Randy's Reach!
Curse of the Reefer Beast
When a group of twenty-somethings venture to their friends' remote cabin, they’ll have to fight for their lives against the wrath of an anthropomorphic creature that appears to be as much weed plant as it is man.
Bullsh!t is a documentary series on independent professional wrestling. Cameras follow wrestling promoter, Chuck, and his matchmaker/booker, Troy, as they work together, and at times against each other, to stage and promote the first big live wrestling event in the Maritimes since the pandemic began.
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Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Three high dicks. A bunch of amazing puppets. Some really fucked-up rules. What do ya get? The Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour!
Terry and Trish want to regain custody of their son Deano so they can afford to get divorced. Terry tries to become a professional manager for Calgary’s wrestling royalty the Harts, Shank’s swindles them to pay for his reno, Trish gets deep into a pyramid scheme and everyone learns home is where the hash is! Let’s get fucked up and fucken giver already!
TRAILER PARK BOYS: The SwearNet Show
Take three Trailer Park Boys, add one dysfunctional TV network, stir in a bunch of illicit activity and a healthy dose of profanity. Whaddya get? A combo platter of comedy entertainment that will spawn shipping containers of laughter. Welcome to Trailer Park Boys: The SwearNet Show.
Rob (Pat Stay) is an absolute fucking menace. He is a 6'5", 260lb, tatted up chauvinistic deviant. A career criminal, who surrounds himself with even more nefarious characters. Rob's world is exposed through interactions with his sister's new boyfriend Brett (Nathan Godfrey), the MOST socially awkward, least threatening fly on the planet.
Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Hi huns, we’re Tracy and Martina and there’s nothin we hate more than people takin advantage of other people, that’s a legit friggin sin. That’s why we decided to clean things up a bit in town, we’re sniffin out all the greasy fuckers who try to take advantage of good people. Let us handle your Dirty Deeds, cause apparently no-one else got the balls to do it!
Trailer Park Boys Livestream
Streaming live from Sunnyvale, join Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles for some random fuckery!
In a last-ditch attempt to breathe life back into his struggling bar, Jack - a retired professional wrestler - dusts off his old ring and begins hosting live, grudge-match-style bar fighting. Surrounded by his loyal and often-dysfunctional employees, he’ll have to prove that sometimes violence does solve problems.
World ranked boxer Tyson Cave and three-time Olympic boxing coach Wayne Gordon have their hands full as they train a group of diverse men with no boxing experience in preparation for their first fight on a major boxing card. This ground-breaking documentary series takes an unadulterated, uncensored, and dramatic look into what it takes to become a true fighter, both inside and outside the ring.
Trailer Park Cats
Trailer Park Cats are just like real people. Join the fucked animated felines of Sunnyvale and watch them drink and smoke dope just like Ricky, Julian and Bubbles!
These are the stories of SwearNet Studios. its ongoing mission: to create an all-swearing network, to bring joy and laughter to all civilizations, to boldly go where no fucking network has gone before!
The Roach Approach
Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
Guy Times Podcast
Cheap beer and even cheaper jokes - a lot to take on, but not much to take in. Chug responsibly.
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Ex-con turned evangelical preacher Ricky Brown leads you on a religious journey of spiritual enlightenment. Ricky Brown for the Lord, MUTHAFUCKER!
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
You thought the Jail series was over did ya? No Siree Bob! The boys are still in jail and the shitshow continues.
Up to date (and out of date) World, National and Local news where the host may or may not be drunk and/or high.
Trailer Park Boys
Trailer Park Boys is the legendary Canadian comedy about the misadventures of residents living in Sunnyvale Trailer Park. Grab a Rum and Coke, roll a six paper joint, and watch SwearNet's exclusive webisodes and behind-the-scenes footage!
Trailer Park Boys 20th Anniversary LIVE
Twenty years ago the documentary camera dicks came to Sunnyvale, and, you know what they say, what comes around is all around! Celebrate this 20th Anniversary with the most fucked-up all-day marathon you've ever streamed!
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and Randy take to the stage of legendary Red Rocks Amphitheatre for a night of greasy fun, fights, and a few home truths! Featuring John Dunsworth's final performance as the greatest trailer park supervisor of them all, Jim Lahey.
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Tracy and Martina are throwing their own Christmas party! So come join their evening of music and comedy with special guests: Heather Rankin, Bette MacDonald, Maynard Morrison, Jordan Musycyn, Colin Grant, and Ed MacDonald.
Real Fucking Reality Show
What happens when you put a camera in the SwearNet office and film the Boys as they work? Plenty of swearing and lots of fucking fireworks, that's what!
State of the Union
The Boys bring you up to speed on what's going on in the Swearnet world.
Top artists pay tribute to the roots of Soul and R&B though intimate studio performances. Backed by some of Canada’s top session musicians, featured guests include Johnny Reid, Divine Brown, Colin James, Reeny Smith, Jordan John, Elise Legrow, Matt Andersen and John Finley.
Best buds, dank nugs, and cheap suds. Greenmount follows the fucked adventures of three Vermont stoners just trying to get by... one toke at a time. Come hang out with your new best friends - just make sure you get tested after, to be safe.
The filthy broads of Cheap Smokes bring you original sketches, drunken rants, and completely unladylike behaviour in this fun and hilarious show! Please smoke responsibly.
Pack a bowl and join the Queen of Cannabis, Amy Anonymous, for smoking, baking, expert advice, and chat about all things cannabis!
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Join Ricky, Julian and Bubbles for the most outrageous comedy podcast on the world pipe! Watch the video version only at www.swearnet.com
SwearNet : The Movie
News about our record-breaking feature film SwearNet: The Movie, the funniest and most fucked up movie you will ever watch!
Swearnet.com is looking for hot new comics! Every Monday through Friday, we'll show an uncut stand-up comedy routine taped at Halifax's “Goofy Moose” comedy night. Vote for your favourite comedian of the week, and then pick the top comic of the month. Monthly winners will be showered in glory and featured in a special "Best Of” series - with more to be announced!
One Last Shot
A worldwide premier exclusively on SwearNet, Mike Clattenburg's 1998 short film features John Dunsworth as Mr. Lahey, starring Rob Wells and JP Tremblay as characters that would later become Ricky and Julian.
Welcome to Offworld Cookery, a tragic outdoor food spasm following two (or sometimes three when he can be fucking bothered) inebriated Northern English morons and their failed attempts at cooking three course meals in the wilderness. You may pick up some useful culinary techniques... but we fucking doubt it.
Julian's led a fucked-up life, but he's a survivor and knows a thing or two about love, money, and relationships. If you use his advice, that's fine. But if you don't, he really doesn't give a fuck.
Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, James Lahey, is no stranger to "The Liquor", or drinking himself to edge of the shit abyss. Join him and his trusty liquor cabinet on a trip down Memory Lane, where every drop of liquor tells a different story.
Gettin' Learnt with Ricky
Join Ricky in the SwearNet tool shop for handy tips, awesome life hacks, and other shit that you can get learnt by.
The Jim Lahey Show And Randy
Pour a lil' drinkypoo and join Jim Lahey and Randy for chat, cookery, special guests and more as they blunder their way through the funniest and most dysfunctional talk show on air!
Trippin' With Leigh
In the beginning, God created man! Join Leigh in his quest for spiritual awakening – and a really good buzz on. Follow his journey into the Amazon jungle, where he drinks one of the most powerful hallucinogens known to man, gets fucked on frog venom, and dabbles with "San Pedro". Spark a joint or ten, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
Guitar Lessons With Bubbles
Join Bubbles' masterclass and learn classic tunes including Closer to the Heart, Liquor and Whores, and Kitties Are so Nice. Dee-eee-eeecent!
Dicker'd Up with Pug
Join Pug1 and his fucked-up buddies at Inwood Customs, the most derelict fabrication shop in Canada. They specialize in dicker'd stunts and inventions that don't always work (because they are always high as fuck!) Now you can follow this fuckin' idiot on Swearnet!
The Drunken Hour
The ROC-Pile takes over the SwearNet studio and gets their liquor on with some special guests!
Real Fucking News and Weather
Pat Roach delivers a masterclass in swearing while reporting on fucked-up news and weather stories from around the world.
Join cannabis connoisseurs Sam Tarasco and Amy Anonymous for the highest show on the web!
Shit You Should Fucking Know
With the help of his slightly fucked assistant, Peter, handyman Johnny teaches basic lessons about the Shit You Should Fucking Know how to do.
Kitty of the Week
Bubbles packs his professional kitty kit and meets the residents of the Bide Awhile animal shelter in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia. Which lucky kitty will be getting a belly rub this week?
Playing Space With Bubbles
Join Bubbles as he plays space the way it was intended to be played – in a custom-made spaceship, and using real space talk! Mission One blasts off with legendary Canadian astronaut, Col. Chris Hadfield!
Drunk as Fuck
Follow Pat Roach's adventures as the boys get him DRUNK AS FUCK. He causes mayhem wherever he stumbles!
SwearNet On the Road
Go on the road with Robb, JP, Mike, and friends. It's going to be a fucked-up and crazy ride!
Shows We Can't Afford to Make Yet
We have a fucking ton of swearing-laden shows we wanna do on SwearNet, we just can't afford to make the fucking things yet! So in the meantime, enjoy their commercials....