The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Ricky and Randy continue their culinary tour of Mexico (or is it fuckin' Egypt?) with some meaty, zesty - and even desserty - nachos! Grab your limes, give 'em a good squeeze and prepare to get cooked... just watch out for the pico de dicko!
Runtime: 27:19 • Published: May 9, 2025 1:00AM UTC

Adios Randy, you're off the fuckin' show! Except he's come bearing gifts of Mexican weed and a strange tequila teapot. So Ricky challenges him to a grande taco throwdown, where pulled pork, shrimp and chicken fingers (the good kind) do battle with beef. Arriba!!
Runtime: 28:37 • Published: May 2, 2025

Ricky's come down from his week-long high and is ready to Get Cooked! But he’s got fuckin' work to do - this week’s challenge is to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Will burger king Randy reign supreme, or will Ricky’s secret ingredients win over Judge Julian?
Runtime: 23:56 • Published: April 25, 2025

Ricky and Randy get stuffed in part two of their epic egg roll odyssey! Just one fuckin' problem: Ricky is totally COOKED on weed drinks! Can Randy save the day with his turkey dinner creation?
Runtime: 22:43 • Published: April 18, 2025

The SwearNet dicks got Ricky a fancy professional fryer - before he burned the whole fuckin’ kitchen down with his grease pan! First to sizzle in the hot oil: a bunch of killer egg rolls, and a savoury 'treat' for Randy!
Runtime: 25:02 • Published: April 11, 2025

Ricky's learnt a lot about cooking French fries since he burned down Ray's trailer! Get cooked on how to fry the perfect potato, and poutine it up five delicious ways. Randy also does something with a cock of pepperoni that'll blow your hash brain!
Runtime: 24:18 • Published: April 4, 2025

Here's your PAD Fools GOLD! Find out who got fucked over by an early April fools, why sea kitties are so ugly, and who made a stink in the Gettin' Cooked kitchen.
Runtime: 32:48 • Published: April 1, 2025

It's officially BOOZE MONDAY! The Boys are back at a new time, and getting right out of 'er with their delicious new liquor drinks. Is organ flush and muscle cream coming next? We've also got cobra fighting kitties, a naked date at the lake with Julian, and a peek at Gettin' Cooked With Ricky, coming to SwearNet March 28!
Runtime: 34:12 • Published: March 25, 2025

Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all fucky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!
Runtime: 29:18 • Published: March 14, 2025

He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?
Runtime: 33:41 • Published: March 7, 2025

Yous asked for it, so here it is. Tracy and Bev, Martina's sister. Martina's been detained at the border for supposedly abducting a child and declaring herself a terrorist, so Tracy asked Bev to shoot the shit! What coud go wrong? THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE WEEKS LOVE YA
Runtime: 38:31 • Published: February 25, 2025

Every bulk barn has a middle aged lesbian, and you'll never guess who replaced the old one after she retired! Martina learns what it means to be called a groomer, and the girls try to decide if they should bring guns to their shopping trip to the USA!
Runtime: 37:52 • Published: February 18, 2025

low and behold, Roxy couldn't stay away from the drama. Now Tracy has to make some tough decisions. Martina's neice took off to new hampshire to reconnect with her baby daddy, but Martina's sister, Bev, is losing her mind.
Runtime: 40:15 • Published: February 11, 2025

Postal strike's over Boys, time to get your hands on those big packages! JP's in Camaro heaven, Mike's pussyfooting around, and Robb's got wangwork to do. Plus: Johnny One Knee brings the treats, and a SwearNet fan needs our help!
Runtime: 19:20 • Published: February 5, 2025

January, its's been nice knowing ya, now fuck off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a fuckin' stink weed!
Runtime: 30:58 • Published: January 31, 2025

Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food fuckery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his fucking terrible impressions!
Runtime: 29:52 • Published: January 24, 2025

While Bubbles and his band, "The Shitrockers," are playing shows around Nova Scotia a viral internet clip lands them a European tour opening for Billy Bob Thornton and the Boxmasters. With Randy as their roadie, they head to Prague but soon get kicked off the tour, busking to survive. Can Ricky and Julian come to the rescue?
Runtime: 1:50:33 • Published: January 20, 2025

Martina must've died and gone to heaven because her ultimate man crush monday just landed at her she-shed. Julian joins the girls to shoot the sh!t and talk about what he's flippin and wonderin about. You don't wanna miss this!
Runtime: 46:36 • Published: January 14, 2025

Canadian singer song writer Ria Mae joins Tracy and Martina as they ask her pressing questions like does she enjoy an egg? She also writes an exclusive song for Martina! Follow Ria Mae at @riaisawake.
Runtime: 53:22 • Published: January 7, 2025

Town legend Mutant MacAulay goes out with a bang after doing tricks for kids in exchange for loonies n toonies, Tracy decides to do a good deed for the community after the pair try to salvage their public image and the girls reconnect with their old friends Tara and Manda!
Runtime: 43:40 • Published: December 31, 2024

Unwrap your presents, get your morning liquor on, and join the Boys for a special Park After Dark - streaming here on SwearNet and the TPB SwearNet app Christmas Day!
Runtime: 0:24 • Published: December 24, 2024

Santa's come early and brought some awesome shit - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...
Runtime: 27:59 • Published: December 20, 2024

The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting fucked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-arse conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!
Runtime: 31:24 • Published: December 13, 2024

Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get fucked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their shitty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!
Runtime: 25:57 • Published: December 6, 2024

Holy flyin' fuck, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank fuck they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Shitties! Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!
Runtime: 34:57 • Published: November 29, 2024

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid fuckin' questions too!
Runtime: 28:10 • Published: November 22, 2024