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Greenmount Greenmount Episode 10 - Anniversary It's not just Wednesday (or Thursday, or whatever the fuck it is) - it's the guys' one year move-in anniversary! Time for a celebration... or a few home truths?
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 22 - Where's Your Head At?! The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 9 - Is He Dead? There are three things you need when you discover a dead body in your kitchen: an alibi, mustard, and piss. Obviously.
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 8 - Burning Rat All things must pass, including beloved, coke-addled pets. Can the guys hold it together for Rat's fiery send-off? Or will they just fuck it up as usual?
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 21 - Green Jellÿ Apocalypse Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 47 - The Super Super Mailbag Trifecta Mega Package Everyone's a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn't fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma's taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 20 - Brain Fuckers Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park After Dark today, Boys?
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 7 - Girls There are two half-naked guests in the house. So, who hooked up with them last night? Unless... they're in the house for another reason?!?
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 46 - Whatever You Do, Don't Mention the COCK Swords are flying today as JP gets fucked over again - let's hope he doesn't lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn't, and a gummy explosion!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 19 - The Boys In The Hall Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 6 - Eddie's Parents Get the tea on, Eddie's parents are coming to visit! No... not THAT fucking kind of tea!!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 18 - The Birds and the Bees, the Beavers and the Booze The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday! Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 5 - Heating Bill How can an argument about a heating bill lead to a outbreak of (literally) blue balls? It could only happen in this fucking household...
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 45 - SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS The Boys receive an official-looking letter... are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 17 - The Big Fucking Bang Theory Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!