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Greenmount Greenmount Episode 1 - Tolerance Break When you're too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it's a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it. Watch the first episode of Greenmount on SwearNet for free!
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 2 - Intervention Eddie's got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him.
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 12 - Meat Bender Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the shitter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 41 - Images You Should Not Masturbate To There's three sexy-as-fuck packages in the Mailbag this week! The Boys receive fancy hemp oil treats, quail eggs and beaver nuggets, plus a book for NOT pulling your goalie to... now there's a fucking challenge! Also: Has Robb won $2.5 million in a scratchcard lottery?
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 42 - Johnny Cash Says Fuck You Fuck the muscle milk, JP's got a birthday candy blowout! Just how many peanuts, Oreos and honeybuns can one mawfacka eat? Also: What is the mystery shit that can't be opened on air?
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 43 - SUPERPACKAGE There's a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it's stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin' feast - and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 11 - When A Shit Day Goes Good Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to shit last night - literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 40 - The Last Shit Supper It's raining cats and cocks in the SwearNet studio, but the Boys don't give a fuck as they've got hard rock, booger beans and dirty ol' lobster in a can! Plus: A big package for Ricky Lafleur!
State of the Union State of the Union Season 2 June 7, 2019 It's been a while... a long fuckin' while... but SOTU is BACK!! The Boys reveal the set for a new SwearNet show, and have news about the Animated Series, Mike's recent fundraiser, and partying at Hair in the Fair!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 10 - Gettin' Book Learnt With Ricky Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that hash jello was strong...
Cheap Smokes Cheap Smokes Season 3 Episode 9 - Little Samsquamptch in the Big City Heather's moved on and is living her best life, dealing with romance, shaving, and trying not to shit on the kitchen floor. Unfortunately she's picked up a few bad habits...
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 9 - Baby Supersub Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Episode 8 - Kraft Dinner Muscle Meal Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird fucking ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!
Cannabis Cannabis Episode 8 - Peace Out from Peace East! It's the final episode of Season 1, but don't get sad, get happy at Nova Scotia's Peace East! Amy discovers dabbing in a yurt, secret stashes, and gets high without cannabis. She also reviews Tangerine Dream, chats to joint expert Craig Ex, and answers your cannabis questions!
Cheap Smokes Cheap Smokes Season 3 Episode 8 - YOU BET: The Movie (Trailer) Not coming to a theater near you this summer: A tale of danger, intrigue, sex, danger, ass, intrigue... and ass. This is Jean-Marie's story. This is the movie we don't deserve.