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Episode 18 - Post Punta Panic
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 18 - Post Punta Panic
Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south. guess who shows up, guess who got arrested, and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya.
Runtime: 42:40 • Published: January 30, 2024
Episode 36 - London Calling
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 36 - London Calling
The Boys are excited - they're going to London, England! Will Julian get to work out in an Olde English dungeon gym? They also discuss the worst ways to die, piss fights, and Wayne Gretzky's birthday. Plus: You've heard of Dick in a Box, now get ready for Randy in a Box!
Runtime: 31:57 • Published: January 26, 2024
Episode 6 - Fingers And Holes With Jacob
Would You Rather?
Episode 6 - Fingers And Holes With Jacob
BAAAAAMM! Guest star Jacob Rolfe plays Would You Rather - with an improv twist! Will he get down in the dumps with Harry Styles, or sex-shamed at his wedding? He also has some fucked-up challenges for Laura!
Runtime: 16:16 • Published: January 25, 2024
Episode 54 - Terry4Flames: Hockey Night in Calgary
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 54 - Terry4Flames: Hockey Night in Calgary
Terry opens up about his hockey past.
Runtime: 1:05 • Published: January 24, 2024
Episode 17 - Preppin for Punta Cana
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 17 - Preppin for Punta Cana
On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time! Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us...
Runtime: 32:17 • Published: January 23, 2024
Episode 35 - Down At The Legion
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 35 - Down At The Legion
Bubbles is back! So where the fuck was he last week - and did the bird come out of its cage? The Boys also investigate a 10-foot alien, detachable spider cocks, and a diet that will fuck up your guts. Also: Julian considers moving to New York to live with a supermodel! there's just one catch...
Runtime: 32:00 • Published: January 19, 2024
Episode 5 - Shit Salad And A Randyburger
Would You Rather?
Episode 5 - Shit Salad And A Randyburger
Trailer Park Boys fans Jonathan and Kathryn journey to a desert island and the jungle for a Sunnyvale death match... and a shitty music dilemma!
Runtime: 16:13 • Published: January 18, 2024
Episode 53 - Terry4Flames Part 3
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 53 - Terry4Flames Part 3
Terry's ready to give'r 110% on the 'Dome's Jumbotron!
Runtime: 2:07 • Published: January 17, 2024
Episode 16 - Talkin French With Goldie Boutilier
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 16 - Talkin French With Goldie Boutilier
Game recognizes game. and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton,, Goldie Boutilier. She's a fuckin legend. no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox. I can't believe we grew up in the same place. For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to www.tracyandmartina.com and don't forget to come see us in Alberta! Tour dates and tickets are on our website :-)
Runtime: 46:23 • Published: January 16, 2024
Episode 34 - Bunch Of Cults
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 34 - Bunch Of Cults
Happy Feast Of Fabulous Men Day! Wait, what the in fuck?! Randy's here to celebrate, but where's Bubbles? Is he having fun... or been captured by a cult? The Boys also chat about exploding toilets, Mo's flat Earth mythbuster, and why Julian fuckin' hates crows. Also: A toast to dead bugs!
Runtime: 29:07 • Published: January 12, 2024
Episode 4 - So Much Cum
Would You Rather?
Episode 4 - So Much Cum
On the menu for Rob Pue and Matt Wellman: Prime piss, dead dicks, and Hell's fuckshack! Get ready for another delicious round of Would You Rather!
Runtime: 17:25 • Published: January 11, 2024
Social Roundup - December 2023
Social Shorts
Season 3
Social Roundup - December 2023
A new era! Here's some PAD, Dear Julian, Gettin' Learnt, Terry from FUBAR, Would You Rather with Laura D, Tracy and Martina, and Vandits, all in the last December of Social Shorts!
Runtime: 29:48 • Published: January 10, 2024
Episode 52 - Terry4Flames Part 2
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 52 - Terry4Flames Part 2
Terry lays down some sweet voiceovers for his #TERRY4FLAMES campaign!
Runtime: 0:50 • Published: January 10, 2024
Episode 15 - From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 15 - From Easy Target to Drill Sergeant
We're dead if she finds out about this,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod, I can't even keep it together omfg LOL. We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot, and my dream about buffalo bill,, and so much more. xo Martina
Runtime: 31:52 • Published: January 9, 2024
Episode 10 - Mike Fucks Up
Break Time
Episode 10 - Mike Fucks Up
There's fucking up at work, and there's fucking up a quarter million $$ at work. Yup, Mike's FUCKED.
Runtime: 3:30 • Published: January 8, 2024
Episode 33 - I'm Not The Liquor
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 33 - I'm Not The Liquor
New Year, New Fuckin' You! Bubbles quit the liquor and is taking up yoga... how long is that gonna last? Julian thinks 2024 is the year the Boys finally get rich - is a driveway money-making scam the answer? Ricky also has a story that's gonna make you squirmish!
Runtime: 31:54 • Published: January 5, 2024
Episode 3 - Hot Lips And Tooth Dicks
Would You Rather?
Episode 3 - Hot Lips And Tooth Dicks
Sunnyvale represent! Tyrone Parsons and Leigh MacInnis face more of Laura's fucked dilemmas, including tooth dicks, butt roaches (no, not Pat), ghost sex, and a picnic from Hell!
Runtime: 27:42 • Published: January 4, 2024
Episode 51 - Terry4Flames Part 1
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 51 - Terry4Flames Part 1
Top of the 'Dome to ya - Terry wants to be the new voice of the Calgary Flames!
Runtime: 2:18 • Published: January 3, 2024
Episode 14 - Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar!
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 14 - Happy New Years, Ya Nutbar!
hard to believe its 2024 eh... wow, I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen. thx xo
Runtime: 40:44 • Published: January 2, 2024
Episode 9 - Wendel
Break Time
Episode 9 - Wendel
Hockey talk gets fucking heavy!
Runtime: 2:38 • Published: January 1, 2024
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2024
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2024
HAP-HAP-HAPPY 2024 from everyone at Sunnyvale Trailer Park... Let's have a DECENT one! 🥃 🎉 🥃
Runtime: 0:49 • Published: January 1, 2024
Episode 32 - See Ya 2023, Hello 2025!
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 32 - See Ya 2023, Hello 2025!
The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which fuckin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's fucked trivia quiz!
Runtime: 32:09 • Published: December 29, 2023
Episode 32 - Fuck Yeah Mailbag All-Stars!
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 32 - Fuck Yeah Mailbag All-Stars!
It's the last Mailbag of 2023! There's a new inductee into the Mailbag Hall of Fame, bubble wars, a sucking chocolate feast, and more fab Beatles shit for Mike!
Runtime: 26:35 • Published: December 28, 2023
Episode 2 - OnlyGrans
Would You Rather?
Episode 2 - OnlyGrans
Portapotty vs. tellytubby! Greasy fuckin' grandparent dilemmas! Garrett Jameson and Lee Schellenberg, get ready to play Would You Rather...
Runtime: 16:46 • Published: December 28, 2023
Episode 13 - It’s Boxing Day, doll!
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 13 - It’s Boxing Day, doll!
Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh.. brutal. anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories... LMAO ya right ... toxic
Runtime: 37:49 • Published: December 26, 2023
Episode 8 - Mike Has A Lump
Break Time
Episode 8 - Mike Has A Lump
Is your nut in a rut? Your buds will be there for ya.
Runtime: 3:25 • Published: December 25, 2023
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2023
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2023
Happy Holidays from Sunnyvale Trailer Park! 🥃 🌿🎄
Runtime: 0:48 • Published: December 25, 2023
Vandits - The Movie
Vandits
Vandits - The Movie
T'was the night before Christmas and all hell broke loose... A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Crack a drink, sit back and enjoy this hilarious festive feature, starring Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden and Robb Wells!
Runtime: 1:31:22 • Published: December 23, 2023
Episode 31 - How The Liquor Grinch Stole Christmas
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 31 - How The Liquor Grinch Stole Christmas
Timbims, liquor, and a big pile of presents - is it gonna be the most peaceful Christmas ever? Here's a clue - NOPE! Find out what greasy gifts the Boys got, and who fucked up the Babcock family Christmas. Plus: Watch out America, the boar whores are coming for ya!
Runtime: 31:31 • Published: December 22, 2023
Episode 31 - High For The Holidays
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 31 - High For The Holidays
We've got all the ingredients for a magical holiday Mailbag... ca$h, drugs and violence! And fuck turkey for Christmas dinner - anyone for kangaroo jerky?
Runtime: 25:05 • Published: December 21, 2023
Episode 1 - Goats And Scrotes
Would You Rather?
Episode 1 - Goats And Scrotes
Would You Rather go down in history for going down on a goat? Get some serious manscaping by shredder or seagull? Laura D asks the tough, fucked questions to comedians Justin Littlechild and Jeff Paul!
Runtime: 15:01 • Published: December 21, 2023
Vandits - Coming to SwearNet December 23!
Vandits
Vandits - Coming to SwearNet December 23!
We've got a special holiday treat for ya - the hilarious VANDITS movie streams on SwearNet from Saturday, December 23! A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Featuring a cast of awesome Canadian talent, including Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden, and our very own Robb Wells!
Runtime: 1:33 • Published: December 20, 2023
Episode 50 - Terry Christmas Eh!
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 50 - Terry Christmas Eh!
Ho Ho Holy fuck, Terry's ready to rock all the way to Christmas Day! Join him for chat, tunes, and hockey. Awooooo!!
Runtime: 33:40 • Published: December 20, 2023
Episode 12 - Christmas Fights, Brawls and Drama
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 12 - Christmas Fights, Brawls and Drama
Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh, srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight, and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter ... all this n more on this weeks episode :P
Runtime: 43:46 • Published: December 19, 2023
Episode 7 - Deb Goes To Court
Break Time
Episode 7 - Deb Goes To Court
Don't keep Deb waiting, unless you wanna be breathing out of your left eye!
Runtime: 2:57 • Published: December 18, 2023
Episode 30 - Bad Choices
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 30 - Bad Choices
Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!
Runtime: 35:14 • Published: December 15, 2023
Would You Rather? Coming December 21!
Would You Rather?
Would You Rather? Coming December 21!
UNLEASHED TO SWEARNET DECEMBER 21! For the first time in SwearNet history, the fans are the stars! SwearNet’s Sweetheart, Laura D, plays “Would You Rather?", the fucked-up version. Sit back, relax, and don’t get too high as she asks fans, comedians, and TPB cast the most fucked-up questions she wrote while she was REALLY fucking high.
Runtime: 1:40 • Published: December 14, 2023
Social Roundup - November 2023
Social Shorts
Season 3
Social Roundup - November 2023
Introducing the Worst Case Ontario card game, a free Christmas binge, some Manitoba memories of Mr Lahey, more of Terry from FUBAR, Tracy and Martina, and those fucking slackers from Break Time, all in the last month of social shorts!
Runtime: 25:38 • Published: December 13, 2023
Episode 49 - There's No Place Like Christmas
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 49 - There's No Place Like Christmas
Terry gets a Christmas tree for Meghan and Harry.
Runtime: 2:34 • Published: December 13, 2023
Episode 11 - Maybe Dogs Shouldn’t Have Benefit Dances
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 11 - Maybe Dogs Shouldn’t Have Benefit Dances
Roxanne gets a death threat, Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs... and Colleen gets shot :/ lots happenin this week! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good shoutout to Goldie and Linny,, love yassss
Runtime: 43:18 • Published: December 12, 2023
Episode 6 - Earl's Sore Back
Break Time
Episode 6 - Earl's Sore Back
Earl's dickered his back big time... don't tell the fucking boss!
Runtime: 4:46 • Published: December 11, 2023
Episode 29 - Groundhog Day
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 29 - Groundhog Day
Watch the fuck out, the Boys are higher than fuck today! Before they totally fuckin' trainwreck, they chat about Bowie the lobster, greasy face painting, and get ready to celebrate some awesome borntdays. Plus: Julian falls in love with... a groundhog?!!
Runtime: 31:23 • Published: December 8, 2023
Episode 48 - Very Terry Christmas Highlights
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 48 - Very Terry Christmas Highlights
Give'r with the Terry of Christmas past - gear up for the festive season with Trish, Lazer, and Santa Shank!
Runtime: 11:36 • Published: December 6, 2023
Episode 10 - Bellybutton Ring Hooked In The Sunroof
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 10 - Bellybutton Ring Hooked In The Sunroof
BrandiLynn started having parties eh. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy .,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident, saved a bunch of ppl
Runtime: 39:25 • Published: December 5, 2023
Episode 5 - Radio
Break Time
Episode 5 - Radio
Grizzly classic rock or gory hip-hop? Who will win the battle of the work radio!
Runtime: 3:04 • Published: December 4, 2023
Episode 28 - Hi, Hi, Hi
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 28 - Hi, Hi, Hi
The Boys are ready to get fucked up in honour of Pablo Escobar's borntday, but watch out for the space cake shits! There's also AI babes, a shitty dead possum, and the mystery of Paul McCartney's polygon. Plus: Julian spends $3.8 million!
Runtime: 31:24 • Published: December 1, 2023
Episode 47 - Tour De Terry
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 47 - Tour De Terry
Terry races the guys from Bow Cycle in the inaugural Tour de Terry. This proves the ten speed is the number one speed!
Runtime: 3:00 • Published: November 29, 2023
Episode 9 - Junkyard Crossfit and Toddler Vaping
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 9 - Junkyard Crossfit and Toddler Vaping
Martina here! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn. AND we fill yous in on Claxton! my nephew. he's 3 years old, addicted to nicotine, and just got his septum pierced!
Runtime: 36:05 • Published: November 28, 2023
Episode 4 - Millennials
Break Time
Episode 4 - Millennials
Fuckin' inclusionary millennials, fucking with the... rhubarb festival?!
Runtime: 3:04 • Published: November 27, 2023
Episode 27 - Brown Friday
Park After Dark
Season 5
Episode 27 - Brown Friday
The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!
Runtime: 32:21 • Published: November 24, 2023
Episode 46 - Hot Dogger
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 46 - Hot Dogger
Terry's Meet & Greet got bunged up, but he met a real-life Hot Dogger!
Runtime: 2:08 • Published: November 22, 2023
Episode 8 - The Secret of The Challenge
Tracy and Martina: Shootin the Shit
Season 2
Episode 8 - The Secret of The Challenge
might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE. oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn, Tracy fought 4 cops, and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA... pumped.
Runtime: 35:16 • Published: November 21, 2023