The definitive Swearnet Episode list

A new era! Here's some PAD, Dear Julian, Gettin' Learnt, Terry from FUBAR, Would You Rather with Laura D, Tracy and Martina, and Vandits, all in the last December of Social Shorts!
Runtime: 29:48 • Published: January 10, 2024

We're dead if she finds out about this,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod, I can't even keep it together omfg LOL. We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot, and my dream about buffalo bill,, and so much more. xo Martina
Runtime: 31:52 • Published: January 9, 2024

New Year, New Fuckin' You! Bubbles quit the liquor and is taking up yoga... how long is that gonna last? Julian thinks 2024 is the year the Boys finally get rich - is a driveway money-making scam the answer? Ricky also has a story that's gonna make you squirmish!
Runtime: 31:54 • Published: January 5, 2024

Top of the 'Dome to ya - Terry wants to be the new voice of the Calgary Flames!
Runtime: 2:18 • Published: January 3, 2024

Hockey talk gets fucking heavy!
Runtime: 2:38 • Published: January 1, 2024

The Boys don their tinfoil party hats and get ready to see in the new year... but which fuckin' year is it?! They discuss roasting Ricky's nuts on a flaming toilet, the dangers of AI, and making money from Vitamin F. Also: Julian and Bubbles go head-to-head in Ricky's fucked trivia quiz!
Runtime: 32:09 • Published: December 29, 2023

Portapotty vs. tellytubby! Greasy fuckin' grandparent dilemmas! Garrett Jameson and Lee Schellenberg, get ready to play Would You Rather...
Runtime: 16:46 • Published: December 28, 2023

Is your nut in a rut? Your buds will be there for ya.
Runtime: 3:25 • Published: December 25, 2023

T'was the night before Christmas and all hell broke loose... A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Crack a drink, sit back and enjoy this hilarious festive feature, starring Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden and Robb Wells!
Runtime: 1:31:22 • Published: December 23, 2023

We've got all the ingredients for a magical holiday Mailbag... ca$h, drugs and violence! And fuck turkey for Christmas dinner - anyone for kangaroo jerky?
Runtime: 25:05 • Published: December 21, 2023

We've got a special holiday treat for ya - the hilarious VANDITS movie streams on SwearNet from Saturday, December 23! A gang of small time crooks, self-proclaimed THE VANDITS, look to make a big score when they embark on a ridiculous heist to rob a bingo hall on Christmas Eve. Featuring a cast of awesome Canadian talent, including Tony Nappo, Enrico Colantoni, Jann Arden, and our very own Robb Wells!
Runtime: 1:33 • Published: December 20, 2023

Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh, srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight, and I get banned from the Bonnie cause of my toxic daughter ... all this n more on this weeks episode :P
Runtime: 43:46 • Published: December 19, 2023

Strap in and strap on - Bubbles wants to land a jumbo jet, and Ricky tries a dickie duel with inflatable wangs! The Boys also play a greasy new game, and get learnt on some facts they wish they didn't know!
Runtime: 35:14 • Published: December 15, 2023

Introducing the Worst Case Ontario card game, a free Christmas binge, some Manitoba memories of Mr Lahey, more of Terry from FUBAR, Tracy and Martina, and those fucking slackers from Break Time, all in the last month of social shorts!
Runtime: 25:38 • Published: December 13, 2023

Roxanne gets a death threat, Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs... and Colleen gets shot :/ lots happenin this week! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good shoutout to Goldie and Linny,, love yassss
Runtime: 43:18 • Published: December 12, 2023

Watch the fuck out, the Boys are higher than fuck today! Before they totally fuckin' trainwreck, they chat about Bowie the lobster, greasy face painting, and get ready to celebrate some awesome borntdays. Plus: Julian falls in love with... a groundhog?!!
Runtime: 31:23 • Published: December 8, 2023

BrandiLynn started having parties eh. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy .,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident, saved a bunch of ppl
Runtime: 39:25 • Published: December 5, 2023

The Boys are ready to get fucked up in honour of Pablo Escobar's borntday, but watch out for the space cake shits! There's also AI babes, a shitty dead possum, and the mystery of Paul McCartney's polygon. Plus: Julian spends $3.8 million!
Runtime: 31:24 • Published: December 1, 2023

Martina here! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn. AND we fill yous in on Claxton! my nephew. he's 3 years old, addicted to nicotine, and just got his septum pierced!
Runtime: 36:05 • Published: November 28, 2023

The Boys celebrate Thanksgiving... again! They discuss dirty big birds, the tastiest fuckin' pies, and why plumbers are busy on Black Friday. Plus: The truth behind Snoop's smoke announcement, and the Beatle that rocked Ricky's look!
Runtime: 32:21 • Published: November 24, 2023

might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE. oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn, Tracy fought 4 cops, and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA... pumped.
Runtime: 35:16 • Published: November 21, 2023

The Boys get learnt about some really interesting shit today! Find out how to not get de-meated by pirañas, movie quotes we're fucking up, and where to get drunk for cheap with the Germans! Also: How far would Bubbles go to rescue a kitty in distress?
Runtime: 29:20 • Published: November 17, 2023

New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon! We talk about nicknames, and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME PS shoutout to AnDreW HarVeY !
Runtime: 37:47 • Published: November 14, 2023

Bubbles is making poppies to sell for Remembrance Day - and he doesn't need Julian's facking help! The Boys also find themselves trapped on a desert island (in their stoned minds) and think about the Roman Empire, and the perfect murder! Also: Ricky gets 'Spinal Tapped' by Jim's FUCKED Firehouse!
Runtime: 32:00 • Published: November 10, 2023

Martina here, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those American tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow. Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so much more, all on this weeks episode of Shootin the Sh!t~ PS. shoutout to PEter McInNiS!
Runtime: 30:32 • Published: November 7, 2023

Stealing broads at the Country Night is low, bro
Runtime: 3:26 • Published: November 6, 2023