The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Who's the best man? Who's your daddy? What's Tracy's Ma up to? Who's ready to make some Puffagen money with Terry and Trish? Where the fuck is Unreasonable Rob taking Brett? Merry Sexy Fucking Christmas!
Runtime: 25:39 • Published: January 1, 2023

J-Roc answers some fan questions, Bubbles teaches how to play Closer To The Heart on guitar, and the Boys discus space toilets and Nasa’s dry runs.
Runtime: 23:44 • Published: January 1, 2023

Ricky gets a new roommate and Bubbles gets kicked out of his shed, the Boys have a ball-off on stage at Red Rocks, and Bubbles shows us around the tour bus.
Runtime: 25:03 • Published: January 1, 2023

Bubbles has a rusty old anvil for pounding, Ricky gets us learnt on how to make a grilled cheese in a toaster, and Bubbles hosts the annual Sunnyvale footrace!
Runtime: 23:44 • Published: January 1, 2023

The Boys talk about the logistics of transparent public toilets, Ricky finds out a chicken is tougher than Trevor, and the Boys meet the Brunos!
Runtime: 23:56 • Published: January 1, 2023

Ricky realizes he has been writing with the wrong hand his entire life, Randy stops by to remember Mr. Lahey, and there's a special holiday edition of Liquor Stories.
Runtime: 24:38 • Published: January 1, 2023

Three felty fuckheads meet at a funeral and try to be nice to each other... how long will that fuckin' last?!
Runtime: 12:20 • Published: December 29, 2022

The Boys' reading skills are put to the test, there's a big package for Big Daddy, and Christmas cums again for Mike!
Runtime: 28:50 • Published: December 27, 2022

Happy Holidays, fuckers! Ricky's splashed out on some awesome gifts (and some fucking awful cologne) but they're not for Bubbs and Julian. And is Bubbles' heartfelt gift about to backfire big time? Also: Cocaine on a plane, Trailer Park PIs, and greasy caroling!
Runtime: 46:18 • Published: December 23, 2022

Terry struggles to watch Mo's back against 'God's Gift to Wrestling.'
Runtime: 11:37 • Published: December 21, 2022

In Part 1 of our Bumper Xmas Bag: Sweet and savoury treats for your face and your hole, and a box of Scotland's finest! Also: JP causes a big fuckin' STINK!
Runtime: 28:00 • Published: December 19, 2022

The Boys are high as fuck and cleared for take off! Today's subjects include meth monks, the biggest cock in rock, and Ricky's new job in New York. Plus: Medical advice from Dr. Love, Dr. Cocknballs and Dr. Poop!
Runtime: 31:01 • Published: December 16, 2022

It's Bret Hart Night at the Saddledome and Terry's got to figure out what makes Mo tick.
Runtime: 10:33 • Published: December 14, 2022

While friends and family of Rob are telling stories around the kitchen table, Brett receives a phone call and is told his father died. Brett must then give an emotional eulogy for the father who disowned him as a son.
Runtime: 13:20 • Published: December 12, 2022

Three Royal Highnesses and their felty friends head to the County Fair to spit rhymes, and figure out what in the fuck rhymes with 'fuck'!
Runtime: 12:50 • Published: December 8, 2022

Hi Sexies, it’s Tracy… So, sketch bag Dustin is back eh… After Dustin got canned from the pizza shop in town for stealin tips he came crawlin over to Martina’s lookin for help… I got nothin for the guy but Martina got a soft spot for him so she convinced me to tag along and pay a visit to my old manager from the mall, Jess… Lunatic.
Runtime: 30:23 • Published: December 6, 2022

There's only 23 days until Christmas, and the Boys haven't started their holiday stealing, uhm, shopping yet! Before they start their festive heist, they discuss Jeffrey Dahmer, duct tape, and why it's a good day for borntness. Also: Dirty Dancing 2 needs a new leading man, and there's only one sexy muscleman for the job...
Runtime: 30:09 • Published: December 2, 2022

All the hash has been smoked in Jail, Ricky Brown talks about temptation, Lahey talks trailer park psychodynamics, and Ricky contemplates how many Big Macs a killer whale can eat!
Runtime: 24:42 • Published: December 1, 2022

Randy tries to evict Ricky while he’s in jail, Lahey teaches the rules to drinking bourbon, Bubbs gets gives us a lesson in some Hendrix, and the Boys learn weird beard facts!
Runtime: 24:48 • Published: December 1, 2022

The Boys are hopeful to be accepted to the early release program in jail, Randy gives Don a raise while Mr. Lahey is in jail, and the Boys go a RUSH concert!
Runtime: 24:30 • Published: December 1, 2022

Ricky carves pumpkins with a chainsaw on Gettin' Learnt With Ricky, the Boys go for sushi for the first time, and Lahey is a 7 out of 10 on today’s Liquor Stories!
Runtime: 24:18 • Published: December 1, 2022

Ricky talks about the 10 deadliest animals in the world, Randy takes Don for lunch to the King, and the Boys take a trip to the aquarium!
Runtime: 23:49 • Published: December 1, 2022

Terry basks in the joys of payday loans.
Runtime: 11:08 • Published: November 30, 2022

Rob opens up to Brett and tells his story about how his large penis paralyzed his ex-girlfriend. Rob then puts a plan in place to help Brett exact revenge against his former croquet coach, however, the police interrogation doesn't go as Rob originally planned.
Runtime: 13:38 • Published: November 28, 2022

Hungry for pineapple upside-down cake, sloppy joes or bacon in the frying pan? Join the puppets and get down and dirty at the bungee jump!
Runtime: 11:57 • Published: November 24, 2022

Hi huns, it’s Tracy and welcome back… in this episode, photographer John Ratchford gets in contact with Brandi Lynn AGAIN! Martina’s sister Beverly spoils Tracy and Claxton’s joint Christening, and justice is served when Beverly and Anne hop on a plane to the States.
Runtime: 26:50 • Published: November 22, 2022