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Trailer Park Boys: The SwearNet Show - Season 1 Episode 1
TRAILER PARK BOYS: The SwearNet Show
Season 1
Trailer Park Boys: The SwearNet Show - Season 1 Episode 1
Trailer Park Cats steal groceries, Mr. Lahey talks about the merits of vodka, and Ricky teaches homeowners how to get rid of a pesky ant problem.
Social Roundup - Aug 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - Aug 2022
How greasy are this month's social shorts? Greeheeheeheeasy! Also: Laura's got a new show idea, and we got Turnbuckles, Terry, and Tracy and Martina!
Episode 8 - FUBAR: Livestreams 1
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 8 - FUBAR: Livestreams 1
How the fuck did Terry give'r during the COVID lockdown? With cold pilsner, bong rips and chirpin' with FUBAR fans on YouTube!
Episode 14 - Poke 'Em Up Yer Booboo
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 14 - Poke 'Em Up Yer Booboo
Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!
Episode 7 - Lazer: Canadian Lazer
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 7 - Lazer: Canadian Lazer
Terry helps Lazer with his Canadian citizenship test and teaches him about Tim Hortons, snow days, and how losers sometimes win!
Episode 13 - Everyone Friggin' Smile, Randy's Here
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 13 - Everyone Friggin' Smile, Randy's Here
Randy's in the trailer and happy as fuck, but he's pissing off Ricky and Julian! Before they duct tape his mouth shut, they discuss Friends with the Benedicts, chicken balls, and unravel a fucked family feud! Also: Louis, Louie and Looly?!
Episode 6 - Give'r Harts: Drivin' Bently
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 6 - Give'r Harts: Drivin' Bently
Bret Hart promises to help Terry with his wrestling dreams. But first, he has a job for Terry. Just one little fuckin job.
Episode 17 - The Thrilling Conclusion To Last Week's Cliffhanger
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 17 - The Thrilling Conclusion To Last Week's Cliffhanger
THIS WEEK: Thrills! Spills! And... Skwinkles?! Also: Weird chips, a sour candy overload, and Mike's John Lennon impersonation!
Episode 12 - Rum Runners
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 12 - Rum Runners
The Boys are fucked on edibles today, and full of decent money-making ideas! They attempt cheese string trading, plan a floating party island, and invent the booze-smuggling sneaker. Plus: You can't join the Cool Guy Gang with a piss stain on your pants!
Episode 5 - Give'r Harts: CJ Slam
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 5 - Give'r Harts: CJ Slam
The Kids' Fund Wrestling Slam is going great, until Terry turns up with a coupla new contenders...
Turnbuckles
Turnbuckles
Turnbuckles
In a last-ditch attempt to breathe life back into his struggling bar, Jack - a retired professional wrestler - dusts off his old ring and begins hosting live, grudge-match-style bar fighting. Surrounded by his loyal and often-dysfunctional employees, he’ll have to prove that sometimes violence does solve problems.
Episode 16 - The Cliffhanger Episode
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 16 - The Cliffhanger Episode
DEFCON-5 for another round of Mailbag! This week: More eclectic shit from Rudi, Amy and Elizabeth knock it outta the park and into the lake, and a fucked idea for Mailbag On The Road!
Episode 11 - Educating Randy
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 11 - Educating Randy
Is Randy the dumbest person in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Julian decide to help him out, and get him learnt on some awesome facts and stories from around the world! Also: The truth about the Loch Ness Monster, and the ham sammich from Hell!
Episode 4 - Give'r Harts: Always Follow The Party
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 4 - Give'r Harts: Always Follow The Party
The first rule of Bret Hart's (Not) Fight Club is... you gotta earn your place. Has Terry got what it takes? Make your move, son!
Social Roundup - July 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - July 2022
Get yer little hands on and rub some sunscreen on yer bag, July social shorts are here and they're gre-e-e-e-asy, woof! Also: Terry 'n Trish and Tracy and Martina!
Episode 10 -  Haulin' In The Shit Jib
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 10 - Haulin' In The Shit Jib
It's a long weekend in Sunnyvale, and the Boys are ready to double the liquor, triple the weed, and steal the Bluenose for a sailing trip! Before they end up in jail for theft of historic property, they discuss dirty mosquito burgers, fuckin' useless inventions, and why Randy's a hit at the nudist beach!
TNT FUBAR: Trailer
TNT FUBAR
TNT FUBAR: Trailer
COMING SOON EXCLUSIVELY TO SWEARNET!! Terry and Trish want to regain custody of their son Deano so they can afford to get divorced. Terry tries to become a professional manager for Calgary’s wrestling royalty the Harts, Shank’s swindles them to pay for his reno, Trish gets deep into a pyramid scheme and everyone learns home is where the hash is! Let’s get fucked up and fucken giver already!
Episode 9 - Call Of The Samsquamptch
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 9 - Call Of The Samsquamptch
Ricky's been busy in his woodworking shop, but who's gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy fucker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!
Episode 3 - Age Of Covid: Cuttin’ Hair Or Cuttin’ Ties?
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 3 - Age Of Covid: Cuttin’ Hair Or Cuttin’ Ties?
Terry risks losin’ his locks by challenging Lance to a skijoring match.
Episode 8 - Playin' Space
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 8 - Playin' Space
Randy, stop smoking Ricky's fucking dope... and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy's favourite nuts!
Episode 2 - Age Of Covid: Expandin’  the Bubble
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 2 - Age Of Covid: Expandin’ the Bubble
Terry third wheels camping with Trish and her new man Lance. Lots of lessons learnt on this trip...
Episode 7 - Real Deal Fancy Wine Tasting
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 7 - Real Deal Fancy Wine Tasting
The Boys break out the dirty ol' cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session - which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!
Episode 1 - Age Of Covid: Corn Teen Funkin Blow
Terry is FUBAR
FUBAR Sessions
Episode 1 - Age Of Covid: Corn Teen Funkin Blow
Lazer stops by with some beers and the boys get to prankin’ Shank, but Terry’s got a secret.
Episode 6 - Hot Dog Pickle Celery Caesar Party
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 6 - Hot Dog Pickle Celery Caesar Party
Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon's Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky's got a fucked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!
Social Roundup - June 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - June 2022
In the last *month* of social shorts: we got Orlando, Dallas, MacKinnon, lotsa fightin' -- and Terry's back!
Episode 5 - One Hot, Sexy Night In Dallas
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 5 - One Hot, Sexy Night In Dallas
The Boys - and fuckin' Conky - are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky's wearing tight pants, meet Cory's dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?
Episode 15 - I Just Wanna Piece Of Fucking Chocolate
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 15 - I Just Wanna Piece Of Fucking Chocolate
What's in the Bag today? Dirty ol' Newfie swish, a double whammy of Kiss kitty tees, Muscle Rocks and dope shirts.... but all Mike wants is some fucking chocolate!
Episode 4 - Liquor, Dope, Popcorn, Facts
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 4 - Liquor, Dope, Popcorn, Facts
Get learnt with the Boys today! Find out why everyone in the 19th century was drunk as fuck, the greasy underwater world of fish fetishes, and how to knock out an orangutan. Also: The Boys get down to Barry fuckin' Manilow!
Episode 14 - Gator Shit Jerky
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 14 - Gator Shit Jerky
This week: The three drunk-ass bitches get more wedding invites, Ricky gets a bookle, and a liquor bird swoops in with a diaper-licious alligator snack! Also: Don't stop believin' - good advice and inspiration from JP!
Episode 3 - Gee Whizz, Jeopardy!
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 3 - Gee Whizz, Jeopardy!
Hands on your buzzers Boys, Bubbles Trebek is back with another fucked-up round of Jeopardy! Also: Ricky's glowstick weiner, gettin' learnt with breakfast cereal, and a plane crazy bang!
Episode 10
Sweet Science
Episode 10
Fight night is here. However, unexpectedly, one of the fighters might not make it to the ring due to medical concerns from the fight doctor.
Teaser Trailer
Turnbuckles
Teaser Trailer
New feature, coming to SwearNet on August 9th: Turnbuckles!
Episode 13 - JP's Muscular Party Popper Party
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 13 - JP's Muscular Party Popper Party
Alright fuckers, it's time to party! JP's got a borntday box full of party poppers and treats, but can he smash a piñata with his bare muscles? Also: the best fuckin' chips in the world, and a plushy Spenny! Or is it Kenny?
Episode 2 - Ricky The Bonzai King
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 2 - Ricky The Bonzai King
Poor Bubbles is feeling pretty fucked thanks to the 'rona! Once he wakes up, the Boys discuss a green idea for a new business, how to arrest a killer sheep, and a totally fucked taste test. Also: Ricky reads his beautiful new poem, 'The Wind Is A Cunt'!
Episode 9
Sweet Science
Episode 9
Tony once again finds himself viciously knocked down by Daniel for a second time. After seeing the knockdown, Dave decides to pull himself from his boxing match with Tony. Brett goes skydiving to help prepare himself to step in the ring. Wayne has to deliver some devastating news to Mitchell.
Social Roundup - 30 May 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - 30 May 2022
Dallas announcement, Orlando Megaconky bowl shots, and more SwearMan, in the last week of social shorts!
Episode 1 - Live As Fuck In Orlando
Park After Dark
Season 4
Episode 1 - Live As Fuck In Orlando
Orlando, give it up for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles! The Boys go live for an epic one-hour podcast, with dancing, singing, liquor shots and sexual lumberjacks bearing Big Macs! There's also an appearance from a special guest... FUCKFACE!
Episode 10 - Randy's Little Bitch
Trailer Park Cats
Season 3
Episode 10 - Randy's Little Bitch
Cyrus is back in the park and he's not fucking around. But look the fuck out dickweed, Randy's pants are coming OFF!
Episode 6 - Swearaoke
SwearNet Studios
Episode 6 - Swearaoke
After Mike takes some drastic action to save SwearNet, the crew celebrates with free drugs, booze and a singing Swearman. Nothing can go wrong now. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing...
Episode 12 - Bullshit Button
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 12 - Bullshit Button
Get these boxes open for a li'l Julian plushie, can of sausages, muscle mags, Bruce McCullough bootleg, and a halfsies Ricky shirt on this week's Mail Bag! Also: does Robb look like Virginia Madsen?
Episode 8
Sweet Science
Episode 8
Matt shows up at the gym intoxicated and in no condition to train. Later in the week, Wayne calls for a meeting with Matt to express his concern for Matt’s health and well-being. Tyson decides to abruptly quit the show making things even more chaotic for Wayne. Davey is falling behind in his training and has to make a difficult decision.
Social Roundup 23 May 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup 23 May 2022
Clips from Orlando Megacon, a ringing phone at SwearNet Studios, an apologetic boxer on Sweet Science, and SHITPOWER in the last week of social shorts!
Episode 52 - The Long High Weekend
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 52 - The Long High Weekend
The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some fucking important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??!
Episode 9 - Steve French
Trailer Park Cats
Season 3
Episode 9 - Steve French
He's beautiful. He's a good boy. He's And he's baked outta his goddam mind!
Episode 5 - Meet & Greet
SwearNet Studios
Episode 5 - Meet & Greet
The shit-clouds are gathering over SwearNet Studios. Swearman's in jail, the payroll pot is empty, and Mike's blown $11k they don't fucking have on cameras. But Robb has a secret plan to make some money...
Episode 7
Sweet Science
Episode 7
Dave struggles with not being able to punch hard in training. Dave gets hurt during a sparring session with Cenan and Laura, boxing coach at the Queensberry gym, gives him a hard dose of reality. Matt reveals who his opponent is going to be.
Social Roundup - 16 May 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - 16 May 2022
Smokey, Conky, Kittyland, and SwearMan, all here in the last week of social shorts!
LIVE BROADCAST May 13, 2022
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST May 13, 2022
Hiiighwaaay to THE ROACH APPROACH! Honk a tuba and get in the Nest with Mike, JP, Robb, Pat the Friday the Fucking 13th Jason Top Gun Leprechaun, and a fuckload of cheeseburgers! From the LIVE broadcast on May 13th, 2022.
Episode 51 - 99 Joints High
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 51 - 99 Joints High
Get ready for a train wreck - Ricky's so high he's speaking French! He's also got an idea for a new business - watch the fuck out, playground bullies! Also: Cock growers, the worst/best/worst funeral ever, and bornting a baby at a Metallica gig!
LIVE BROADCAST May 12, 2022
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST May 12, 2022
A Roach wrote a limerick once, to get laughs outta you cunts, it is what it is, fuck shit cunt piss, hey what the fuck is International Awareness Day? Also: cones! From the LIVE broadcast on May 12th, 2022.
Episode 8 - Kittyland
Trailer Park Cats
Season 3
Episode 8 - Kittyland
The Kittyland Love Centre is open! Featuring the Land of Mice, expert belly rubs, and a drunk trailer park supervisor rolling around with piss jugs. Wait, what?!
LIVE BROADCAST May 11, 2022
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST May 11, 2022
You're travelling through another dimension, not only of shit and piss, but of gut; a riveting journey into fucked imagination -- the Roach Approach! Also: cupcakes and bacon-wrapped cream puffs! From the LIVE broadcast on May 11th, 2022.