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LIVE BROADCAST Jan 24, 2022
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Jan 24, 2022
He's comin' in hot: The Roach is fucking back, baby, and he is celebrating life! Ya ready for this belly? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, January 24th, 2022.
Social Roundup - 24 Jan 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - 24 Jan 2022
We got pencils, cake, Swearman and Scorpion: here's the last week in social shorts!
Episode 35 - Come On Internet, Gimme Some Juice
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 35 - Come On Internet, Gimme Some Juice
Good times - the Boys are back in Ricky's trailer and baked as fuck! They chat about chicken balls, the Tonga shitnami, and singles night at the grocery store. Also: Julian investigates the GREASY story of a man who fell in love with an... ashtray?!
Episode 5 - Bubbles' Driving Test
Trailer Park Cats
Season 2
Episode 5 - Bubbles' Driving Test
Bubbles is excited to get his rig licence and hit the fackin' road. There's just one problem - he can't see jack shit!
Episode 1 - Bag Avalanche!
Mailbag
Season 3
Episode 1 - Bag Avalanche!
It's the first Mailbag of 2022, and the Boys are catching up on their Chrisxmas gifts! Fuck the new year's diet - there are Newfie treats, pretzels and jerky! Plus: The Boys spill the beans on new TPB shit...
Episode 5 - DUSTIN AND NANNY CARLA
Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Season 1
Episode 5 - DUSTIN AND NANNY CARLA
Tracy here, and I don’t even know what to say about this episode. Nanny Carla and her “grandson” Dustin are dysfunctional as fuck. When Carla’s dog Missy went M.I.A. she called us goin on like a nut sayin that she needed someone to go find it. I could’ve cared less to go look but Martina convinced me, at least we got paid decent.
Social Roundup - 17 Jan 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - 17 Jan 2022
Trailer Park Cats with chicken fingers, red raw arseholes, more Scripts vs Scenes, and what the fuck does numbers mean anyway: it's the last week in social shorts!
Episode 34 - Butterflies And Kittens (And No Cock Talk)
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 34 - Butterflies And Kittens (And No Cock Talk)
FUCKKK! Guess which drive-thru-hooking cheeseburger walrus has brought COVID into the park! The Boys try not to think about the bad shit and talk about Froot Loops, VR chicken theme parks, and drink a toast to Bob Saget. Plus: The Boys' thoughts on the Novak Djokovic tennis fuckaround!
Episode 4 - Chicken Fingers
Trailer Park Cats
Season 2
Episode 4 - Chicken Fingers
According to Julian, life isn't just about getting drunk and eating chicken fingers. Ah fuck it, get that toaster fired up!
Episode 4 - TRACY'S STUPID COUSNT WAYNE
Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Season 1
Episode 4 - TRACY'S STUPID COUSNT WAYNE
Wayne’s hot. Tracy don’t like me sayin that cause that’s her cousnt but I don’t care. I know he may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but what happened to Wayne while he was moving back from Alberta just hurts my heart. Yous gotta keep an eye on moving companies, eh? Slimy. Anyway, I think I was able to help Wayne in more ways than one…
Social Roundup - 10 Jan 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - 10 Jan 2022
Barstool scooters, liquor bowling, kitties, dentures, lot fees, and a 10-38: it's the last week in social shorts!
Episode 33 - The Best Fuckin' Year Ever
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 33 - The Best Fuckin' Year Ever
2021 was FUCKED so the Boys are determined to make 2022 a success - are you gonna jump on the Julian train and join 'em? They also discuss muscle piss, new year's resolutions, and how to make money from farts in a jar!
Episode 3 - Shot In The Ass
Trailer Park Cats
Season 2
Episode 3 - Shot In The Ass
Sparky's on drugs and Trinity's got a gun. Then things get really fucked.
Episode 3 - CHERYL GETS POESSED
Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Season 1
Episode 3 - CHERYL GETS POESSED
Tracy here, so listen, our frienemy Cheryl is greedy as hell… Plus her heads fuckin shot. Her husband Snooker is right sweet too, like an awesome human. So, after Snooker’s mother Bunny croaked you know Cheryl had to go lookin for her piece of the pie, in the form of a winning lottery ticket. Oh, I think she got possessed by the Devil too… Ever freaky!
Social Roundup - 3 Jan 2022
Social Shorts
Season 2
Social Roundup - 3 Jan 2022
Closing out 2021 with cats, crafts, cards, cucarachas, and copters, it's 2022's first roundup of SwearNet and Trailer Park Boys social shorts!
Episode 32 - Adios, Muthafucka!
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 32 - Adios, Muthafucka!
Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!
Episode 2 - Julian Saves the Park
Trailer Park Cats
Season 2
Episode 2 - Julian Saves the Park
Cyrus is back in Sunnyvale and ready to FUCK ON! Can Julian save the day?
Episode 5 - Biology Pop Quiz
Guy Times Podcast
Episode 5 - Biology Pop Quiz
In the final episode, the guys discuss their knowledge of female anatomy... but are they qualified to deliver a baby?!
Episode 2 - JOHN ANGUS DESIGNER THRIFT
Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Season 1
Episode 2 - JOHN ANGUS DESIGNER THRIFT
Hi dolls, Martina here! First off I gotta say that I fuckin love John Angus, he’s the most stylish person I know but what he tried to pull at the airport was lower than low. Justice got served, and god love him, John Angus learnt his lesson.
Social Roundup - 27 Dec 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 27 Dec 2021
Fonzographs, Ricky Brown, Reveen, Script Vs Scene, jail fitness with Terry, Mounties, and the Sunnyvale Meaning of Christmas, all in the last week of holiday social shorts!
Ricky Brown's Christmas Special
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Ricky Brown's Christmas Special
PRAISE BE!! Ricky Brown's here to spread festive cheer and bring the Greatest Muthafucking Story Ever Told to nukkas everywhere!
Episode 31 - Santa Bubbs Is Comin' To Town
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 31 - Santa Bubbs Is Comin' To Town
It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year...
Episode 1 - Patrick Swayze And Reveen
Trailer Park Cats
Season 2
Episode 1 - Patrick Swayze And Reveen
He's the man they call... REVEEN! And he's pretty fuckin' pissed about it. Welcome to a new season of Trailer Park Cats!
Episode 4 - Puberty And Lawn Darts
Guy Times Podcast
Episode 4 - Puberty And Lawn Darts
Wish you were a kid again? The magic of Toys R Us, Hammer pants, school dance boners... being an adult fucking sucks!
Episode 1 - ANNE GETS CONNED
Tracy and Martina: Dirty Deeds
Season 1
Episode 1 - ANNE GETS CONNED
Tracy here and I’m roarin at this! So, Martina’s cranky old hag mother Anne is right lonely and apparently horny as hell! So, Anne signed up on a datin app. It’s a terrible though cause all she wanted was to get her rocks off… She did end up gettin fucked tho, but not in a good way… sin.
Episode 94 - Happy Fuckin' Days!
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 94 - Happy Fuckin' Days!
HEYYYY! JP is happy (and hard) as fuck as he gets an awesome gift this week! There's also treats from Tesla, Harley-Davidson, a talented t-shirt artist and... Rudi?! Also: Pat gets busted for peddling pucks!
Social Roundup - 20 Dec 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 20 Dec 2021
Lahey Crockett, Double Bubbles, more Tracy and Martina, more Script vs Scene, and more Christmas-y fuckery in the last week of Social Shorts!
Episode 30 - LIVE Holiday Shitshow
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 30 - LIVE Holiday Shitshow
Live from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive fuckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a shitload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.
Episode 3 - Rules And Regulations
Guy Times Podcast
Episode 3 - Rules And Regulations
The guys discuss the Bro Code - what are the rules, and when can you fucking break them?!
Trailer - Tracy & Martina: Dirty Deeds
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer - Tracy & Martina: Dirty Deeds
Coming soon to SwearNet: Cape Breton comedy duo Tracy and Martina's new show, Dirty Deeds!
Social Roundup - 13 Dec 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 13 Dec 2021
Festive flashbacks, mowin' the air, an out-of-control Lambortivity, some handcuff action, the Green Bastard, and Tracy and Martina's new show—it's the last week in social shorts!
LIVE BROADCAST Dec 10, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Dec 10, 2021
It's an extra-special festive holiday livestream celebrating 100(?) RIVETING Roach Approaches, with the Boys taking calls in the Nest -- and Pat in an awesome-as-shit cockroach costume! Time for bagels, pastries, and gingerbread destruction! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 10th, 2021.
Episode 29 - Christmas Balls
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 29 - Christmas Balls
Lights, tinsel, balogny tits - Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are putting up the Christmas decorations! Just one little problem - they're high as fuck on pancake gummies...
Episode 2 - Shitty Car Stories
Guy Times Podcast
Episode 2 - Shitty Car Stories
The guys reminisce about their best (and shittiest) cars, the art of backseat banging, and outsmarting the cops!
Dec 7, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
Dec 7, 2021
Pat shows us some trick shots, how to write a proper fucking letter, and answers your Twitter and TikTok Tuesday questions, including: does The Roach manscape? Also: why is Mike's shirt so damn comfortable? Recorded on December 7th, 2021. (Live streaming was FUCKED!)
LIVE BROADCAST Dec 6, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Dec 6, 2021
Don't fucking soil yourselves, Pat's a NINJA MINER! Microwave some food while Pat brings you RIVETING ninja facts and sweet ninja moves! Also: the secret fucking history of salami tugboats. From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, December 6th, 2021.
Episode 93 - Welcome to Dragon's Cock
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 93 - Welcome to Dragon's Cock
The Boys get a gift (or is it a pitch?!) from the Swedish-Australian Willy Wonka, JP smothers his muscles in CBD salve, and there's more searching questions from Rudi! Plus: Delicious chips and another 'sehr gut' autograph!
Social Roundup - 6 Dec 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 6 Dec 2021
It's about smoking and swearing, script vs. scene, superpowers, sauce, samsquanches, and shrooms, so let guy bonds be guy bonds and stop to smell the flowers in the last week of social shorts!
LIVE BROADCAST Dec 3, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Dec 3, 2021
How the FUCK does the Roach do a Final Approach Friday when he's been out all fucking week? Put on a faux fur coat and find out on today's Roach Approach: with JP, Robb, special guest Sheila Roberts, and some bacon-greased popcorn! From the LIVE broadcast on December 3rd, 2021.
Episode 28 - Fish Holes
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 28 - Fish Holes
Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy shit, Park After Dark is getting fucked up today! The Boys chat about a really shitty doctor, fucked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...
Episode 1 - Trivia Killed The Radio Star
Guy Times Podcast
Episode 1 - Trivia Killed The Radio Star
Josh Prior (of Greenmount fame) invites his two buddies for a trivia/drinking game on the first episode of GUY TIMES! It's a battle of wits and liquor shots - grab a bottle and play the fuck along!
Social Roundup - 29 Nov 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 29 Nov 2021
Last week in social shorts: the boys eat hot chip and cry, Ricky gets us learnt on making gravy, Julian watches someone work smart, Bubbles is the last piece of a puzzle, and we see a special vintage "Script vs. Scene" — plus a quick triple sneak peek at an upcoming new Jail Short with Terry! Also: BOBBY TURKALINO.
Episode 27 - The Good Kind Chicken Fingers
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 27 - The Good Kind Chicken Fingers
Buy one, get eight free! Due to an 'error' at the drive-thru, Ricky has collected chicken fingers from the King, KFC, Harvey's, A&W and... well, every fucking fast food joint in Sunnyvale! Smash open those dipping sauces and let the taste test chicken party begin!
Episode 92 - One Chip Challenge
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 92 - One Chip Challenge
The Boys get a Saturday night puzzle challenge, hoop-busting holy hot sauce, and try the ultimate hot chip! Also: Wanna hire the Boys? That'll be ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Social Roundup - 22 Nov 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 22 Nov 2021
We got cats, claps, popcorn, rattlesnake cocks, fruit salad, Acapulco, Donna, Liquor, and Whores in last week's social media shorts! PROTECT YOUR PENIS.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 19th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 19th, 2021
Get yer mouse ears on, the Boys are taking calls and hotdogging in the Roach Nest for Final Approach Friday, but what the FUCK is that smellin' I smell?! From the LIVE broadcast on November 19th, 2021.
Episode 26 - Mr. Electricity
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 26 - Mr. Electricity
Ricky's dressed up smart today, he's got a job interview - but is he qualified? (Clue: fuck no!) The Boys chat about the million-dollar kitty, banging in church, and a fucked finger-free business plan! Also: Julian doesn't want to talk about ass play... but he does!
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 17, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 17, 2021
Eat a baklava and unfriend a cunt, the Roach is going...under the fucking sea! Also: know any good farm jokes? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 17th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 16, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 16, 2021
Today's Roach Approach has it all: Bears, Burgers, and Buttons! Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 16th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 15, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 15, 2021
Crikey mates, today the Roach pays tribute to Steve Irwin, serves up some mouldy bundt cake, and gets some fucking drum lessons! Also: is this the last season of The Roach Approach?! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 15th, 2021.
Episode 91 - Once You Pop You Can't Fuckin' Stop
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 91 - Once You Pop You Can't Fuckin' Stop
What's in the bulging Bag this week? Beaver cleaning advice from a good Samaricunt, vintage Monty Python, and fucked flavour chips for charity! Also: Rudi's XXX-rated package!
Social Roundup - 15 Nov 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 15 Nov 2021
Put on some muscle rub and get yer hair done, but be careful on the stairs! We got Terry, Ferry, Sweaty Randy, Pitbull, Sam, Shitmobiles, a mixtape fight, and Colin James in the last week of social shorts!