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Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 51 - Fill Ya Mouth! Here comes the sugar rush - there's a corni-fucking-copia of sweet treats for the Boys on this bumper edition of Mailbag! Which candy gets the thumbs-up, and which might contain Icelandic horse?! Also: Vinyl treasures, Yo Mama, and a dancing cock!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 37 - Space Weed The Boys are back from tour and they're still fucked up from the liquor and gummies! Today's topics include crash test pigs, castaway cows, banana art, and a fucked place to store your credit cards. Plus: Ricky applies for his dream job at NASA!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 36 - Guess the Sauce Honey mustard, ranch, or hot as fuck?! Bubbles dips Randy's mystery meats and guesses the sauce in Ricky's game! The Boys also play Would You Rather, discuss dinosaur piss and WD-40, and Julian gets something extra in his Rum & Coke!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 35 - Jacob, Workin' Man Jacob's overworked, underpaid, and totally fucked! He joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles on today's episode and reveals how much work he's doing - and Ricky's profiting from it! There's only one way to resolve this... a thrilling round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 34 - Doctor Bubbles Bubbles has some bad news for Ricky and Julian - they're addicts! Can they live without dope and liquor? Clue: NO. They also discuss kiddie rides on car roofs, why cats are smarter than dogs, and why you shouldn't smoke dope in North Korea!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 33 - Ricky LaFleur's French Test The Boys are all at sea today as they discuss why you don't fuck with a walrus, and whale fart-powered cars - take fuckin' note, Elon Musk! Bubbles and Julian test Ricky to see how French he really is, and Bubbles has the greasiest weiner story ever - literally!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 32 - Everyone's a Winner, Baby The price is fucking right as Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in Bubbles' trivia challenge! Discover how many bras are made every day, how to bang a starfish, and why you shouldn't go on an acid trip at Disneyland. Also: Ricky gets an anatomy lesson!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 31 - That's How You Fucking Do Halloween, Boys A googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks - and guess who fucking stole most of his swag! They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 30 - Green Eggs and Ham and Liquor and Dope On today's totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode: Ricky tests the Motel's favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram. Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn't on Bubbles' Christmas card list this year!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 29 - Weird Birds The Boys are frisky as fuck today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 28 - I Think I Love You On today's BAKED episode: Bubbles' singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his pisshole!!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 27 - The $33 Shit Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film! Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake. Also: Bubbles wants a ride in an Alpha Jet!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 26 - Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Come Kitty Cockface This week, the Boys ponder some big questions: Why do rich people need so much shit? Is cheerleading a sport? Is death by banging better than death by skydiving? Plus: Bubbles wants a penis-faced cat!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 25 - Sweet Empowered Porno Balls Bubbles interviews a special guest this week - Julian! But will his muscles talk? The Boys also talk like pirates, search for a job for Bubbles, and Ricky tries his hand (or is that cock?!) as an erotic scriptwriter!
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 49 - Eat A Dick The Boys receive some mouth-watering treats this week - but who's brave enough to eat the chocolate cock? Also: JP gets a box of East Coast goodies, and Mike's birthday blowout continues!