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Episode 25 - Greasy Googling
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 25 - Greasy Googling
On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most fucked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?
Nov 11, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
Nov 11, 2021
The Roach: as heavy metal as Smith's right nut! Also: origami, tempranillo, Mike's poppy protips, and what the fuck is a homunculus? Recorded (due to live stream fuckery!) on Thursday, November 11th, 2021.
Marguerite McNeil - Queen of Sunnyvale
Contests, News & Announcements
Marguerite McNeil - Queen of Sunnyvale
Remembering our dear Marguerite McNeil, who has sadly passed away. Your Sunnyvale family will miss you so much! Pour a drink, grab some (crispy) bacon and enjoy some of Marguerite's best moments...
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 9, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 9, 2021
Why the hell didn't Pat go to the damn Art Museum today, and how the FUCK do you play Scrapple? Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 9th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 8, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 8, 2021
How much cunt could a roach cunt chug if a roach cunt could chug cunt? Fucking pungent dunce! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 8th, 2021.
Episode 90 - It Tastes Like Blue!
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 90 - It Tastes Like Blue!
Get 'er out buddy, what's in today's sexy Mailbag? Scratchin' Bruce Lee, blue-flavoured blue food, and a dead owl! Plus: Mike wins $10K on a scratch card!
Social Roundup - 8 Nov 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 8 Nov 2021
Mic mishaps, ninja swords, shit pounding, Lahey bowling, siren songs, temple balls, workout tips, and more from the last week of social shorts. Cheers, genitals!
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 5, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 5, 2021
Final Approach Friday means giant-ass Roach donuts, plates fuckin full of nachos, and calls with The Boys in the Roach Nest! And perhaps a RIVETING game of Monopoly? Also Pat's now a ginger. From the LIVE broadcast on November 5th, 2021.
Episode 24 - Ding Dongs
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 24 - Ding Dongs
On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 4, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 4, 2021
Cluck cluck, shitchickens, this Pharaoh-ass lookin motherfucker's got stout! And we got some Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, November 4th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 3, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 3, 2021
SOS, SOS, the Roach is out and about with loonies for Give Someone A Dollar Day! And for once he's gonna let Mike eat healthy…or is he? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 2, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 2, 2021
Roachnak the Magnificunt prophesies cookies, deviled fucking eggs, mystery hands--and a Twitter Tuesday shakeup as we bring in some TikToks! Also: bacon fan! From the LIVE broadcast on November 2nd, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 1, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Nov 1, 2021
Why's Pat wearing a hockey mask? And who's his favourite saint? Also: Pat goes to the KOD to make calzones, but will Mike eat them? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 1st, 2021.
Episode 89 - Samurai Jape
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 89 - Samurai Jape
In the Bag today: JP gets excited about a big shiny chopper - but who the fuck sent it? The Boys also experience a bunch of life-changing snacks, and Mike celebrates another fucking birthday!
Social Roundup - 1 Nov 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 1 Nov 2021
Breaker breaker, we got Trailer Park Cats, Willy Goats, Cory and Trevor, Pickle Julian, Mystery Hands, and some Halloween fuckery with Smokey (other Smokey) and the Bandit inbound, what's your 2-0, over.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 29, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 29, 2021
Pat "Frankencunt" Roach and Mike "Sheila Roberts" Smith welcome you to a spooky special Halloween Final Approach Friday, along with JP "Not In Costume" Tremblay, Robb "Also Not In Costume" Wells, and a shitload of grease! From the LIVE broadcast on October 29th, 2021.
Episode 23 - Pumpkin Splatters
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 23 - Pumpkin Splatters
It's Halloween, fuckers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the fuck is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!
Episode 34 - You Don't Even Know How To Do Drugs
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 34 - You Don't Even Know How To Do Drugs
Cocaine, pills heroin - stay away from those dirty old drugs boys, otherwise you'll end up like... Gorilla Fingers?!
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 27, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 27, 2021
In the Navy…now get some fuckin beer and chips! Also: see how damn nice Pat's SwearNet coworkers are. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 27th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 26, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 26, 2021
Howl at the moon, ya shitwolves, The Roach is here with pudding and pie, and a pumpkin that might just get fucked! Also: Twitter Tuesday…but Pat wants to mix that up? From the LIVE broadcast on October 26th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 25, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 25, 2021
Chucky's looking fucky! Today's about pizza, paintings, moshing, stabbing, and not saying CUNT! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 25th, 2021.
Episode 88 - Hell's Smoke
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 88 - Hell's Smoke
No 'shrooms or ecstasy in the Mailbag today Boys, but we've got kickass hot sauce and Japanese incense that smells like shit! Also: Chicken chips from Down Under!
Social Roundup - 25 Oct 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 25 Oct 2021
Lobster, snake, watermelon, fish, little plants, intense eyes, garbage, and a few peeks behind the fucking scenes in the last week of social shorts!
Episode 22 - Split Right Down The Middle, Boys
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 22 - Split Right Down The Middle, Boys
The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life fuckin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as FUCK...
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 21, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 21, 2021
Get in yer damn Delorean and power up that fux capacitor with 1.21 Gigaguts, we've got caramel apples, nachos, and special guest Emma Lynne Sampson with some reptile friends! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 21st, 2021.
Episode 33 - You Can't Really Unsee That
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 33 - You Can't Really Unsee That
The inmates smell like a bunch of fucking animals! It's time for a masterclass in cleanliness with Gorilla Fingers. Get ready to scrub up, boys!
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 20, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 20, 2021
It's The Roach's favourite day of the year, and oh my fuck the Nest is a disaster! Now get yer suspenders on and have some brandied fruit, we're gonna love our bodies, oooooh yeah. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 20th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 19, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 19, 2021
Pat's dressed like a fucking dork for Twitter Tuesday, now get a gin and tonic and evaluate your damn life! Also: meet our *mysterious* new crew member. From the LIVE broadcast on October 19th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 18, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 18, 2021
Pat's hair is back! Now adjust your chair, clean up your computer desktop, and have a chocolate cupcake ready. Also: what did Pat do to Mike Smith's silicone doppelganger? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 18th, 2021.
Episode 87 - Watermelon Sugar High Fuckers
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 87 - Watermelon Sugar High Fuckers
Here we fuckin' go - another mystery package from Rudi! Mike attempts a Harry Styles song, JP gets hard for Pop Tarts, and Robb gets cocks for mackerel! Also: How to get your hands on a Mailbag Mystery Box...
Social Roundup - 18 Oct 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 18 Oct 2021
Baaaam, we got wine and jail and and Alex Lifeson and Floppy, so cook yourself up a bologna pizza; here's the last week in social shorts!
Episode 21 - Hot Balogny Pizza
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 21 - Hot Balogny Pizza
Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my fuck, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 14th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 14th, 2021
Look at this BALD CUNT! Now pop the bubbly and learn some fucking words! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 14th, 2021.
Episode 32 - Inc"ART"ceration
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 32 - Inc"ART"ceration
As a great artist once said: there are no mistakes, just happy accidents. He obviously never had the fucked inmates of Sunnyvale Correctional Facility in his class...
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 13, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 13, 2021
Suit the fuck up and say a silly saying, Pat's gonna be a Good Samaricunt! Also: new kind of pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 13th, 2021.
October 13, 2021 - Shatrocket
Swearnet News
October 13, 2021 - Shatrocket
SNN covers the launch of Blue Origin NS-18 with William FUCKING Shatner going to space! From the LIVE broadcast on October 13th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 12, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 12, 2021
¡Prepárate para...la maldita cucaracha, cabrones! The Roach is speaking en Español, writing a cookbook, drinking local wine, and pulling his fucking pork! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021.
Social Roundup - 11 Oct 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 11 Oct 2021
Thongs, balloons, MREs, pickled eggs, astronauts, samsquanches, and a workin' cat! Last week of social shorts, let's go.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 8, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 8, 2021
Final Approach Friday with the Boys and some donair fucking pizzas all up in the Roach Nest! We'll take calls, give away a Mystery Box, have some technical fuckups, and eat more damn pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on October 8th, 2021.
Episode 20 - The Food Fighters
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 20 - The Food Fighters
The Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!
Episode 31 - 0 69
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 31 - 0 69
Inmate, coming in! And guess who it is? Maybe a nice game of Bingo and a liquor drink will calm his nerves!
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 6, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 6, 2021
Garlic, noodles, badgers and balloons, The Roach Approach is lit, and fuckin poetic as shit! Also: Pat takes a look...in a very special book. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 6th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 5, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 5, 2021
The name's Roach. Pat Roach. Shaken, not fucking stirred, Pat is funky fresh dressed to kiss some wrestlers! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on October 5th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 4, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 4, 2021
Toot a flute and fist yer chute, Pat's celebrating a funky E-Day with odd socks, tacos, vodka, and office improvements! 10-4 good fuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 4th, 2021.
Episode 86 - Smell The Thong
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 86 - Smell The Thong
The Boys have a shitcock of letters to get through before they get to the Big Dog! They also have to find my kitty, smell my thong and shit in my guitar?!
Social Roundup - 4 Oct 2021
Social Shorts
Season 1
Social Roundup - 4 Oct 2021
Fill up that mustard glass! From the world pipe to your TVs with the click-clackers, we've got recidivists, Soliterry, creampie, pizza boxes, Twitchy Trinity and Twiggy Jacob, and a $40,000 kitty, all in the last week of social shorts.
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 1, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Oct 1, 2021
It's Fucktober First Final Approach Friday, and JP and Robb are here in the Roach Nest with Mike and Pat to fry scallops, take calls—and give away a special gift! From the LIVE broadcast on October 1st, 2021.
Episode 19 - Sweet In A Dumb Way
Park After Dark
Season 3
Episode 19 - Sweet In A Dumb Way
Trinity and Jacob take time out from their fucked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some fuckin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your cock!
Episode 30 - Soliterry
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 30 - Soliterry
The inmates are on a highway cleaning road trip, but Terry missed the bus. Fuck yeah, he's got the whole prison to himself!
LIVE BROADCAST Sep 29, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Sep 29, 2021
Why the long beard? Because The Roach is wise as FUCK. Splash some coffee into some Baileys and dip a biscotti in that cunt because Pat is gonna invent some shit! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, September 29th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Sep 28, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Sep 28, 2021
Better pop a nice cold fucking beer for this extra-foamy, extra-creamy Roach Approach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on September 28th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Sep 27, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 2
LIVE BROADCAST Sep 27, 2021
You wanted more Roach Approach? Well then get yer cunts in gear, because here's Pat and Mike and a shitload of dumplings and chocolate milk: The Roach is fucking back, baby! Pat even put on a tie! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, September 27th, 2021.