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Greenmount Greenmount Episode 9 - Is He Dead? There are three things you need when you discover a dead body in your kitchen: an alibi, mustard, and piss. Obviously.
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 8 - Burning Rat All things must pass, including beloved, coke-addled pets. Can the guys hold it together for Rat's fiery send-off? Or will they just fuck it up as usual?
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 21 - Green Jellÿ Apocalypse Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 47 - The Super Super Mailbag Trifecta Mega Package Everyone's a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn't fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma's taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 20 - Brain Fuckers Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park After Dark today, Boys?
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 7 - Girls There are two half-naked guests in the house. So, who hooked up with them last night? Unless... they're in the house for another reason?!?
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 46 - Whatever You Do, Don't Mention the COCK Swords are flying today as JP gets fucked over again - let's hope he doesn't lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn't, and a gummy explosion!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 19 - The Boys In The Hall Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 6 - Eddie's Parents Get the tea on, Eddie's parents are coming to visit! No... not THAT fucking kind of tea!!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 18 - The Birds and the Bees, the Beavers and the Booze The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday! Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 5 - Heating Bill How can an argument about a heating bill lead to a outbreak of (literally) blue balls? It could only happen in this fucking household...
Mailbag Mailbag Season 2 Episode 45 - SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS The Boys receive an official-looking letter... are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 17 - The Big Fucking Bang Theory Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!
Greenmount Greenmount Episode 4 - First Date First dates are scary as fuck. Is she into the same movies? The same food? And most importantly, is she into half-shaved balls?
Park After Dark Park After Dark Season 1 Episode 16 - Rollin' Right into Heaven - on a Flock of Reindeer Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home! He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though...