The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Eat a slice of chiffon cake and take a nice big fuckin rip off that bong, it's Twitter AND TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! Also: what was Pat's favourite TPB episode to shoot? From the LIVE broadcast on March 29th, 2022.

Burger patches, shit wolves, more Script vs Scene, and goddamn Conky in the last week of social shorts!

Deee-fucking-licious!! The Boys fuck with honey hot sauce pizza and KoD Big Mac donairs - but is Julian too much of a food pussy to eat it? Also: Snake farts, bear fights, and a dentist greasier than Sam Losco!

Lions, tapeworms, ice squirrels, shithawks, and maybe some Irish? It's the last week in social shorts!

The Boys had a messy St Patrick's Day but they're working through their green-tinged hangovers! They discuss why sleep is so awesome, why Corvairs can fuck off, and weird English sammiches. Also: Fuck Siri, ask Dougie!

Toronto, Dallas, horse cock, absinthe, and Rita: it's all here in the last week of social shorts! Sign the petition for clean indigenous water, link via: https://linktr.ee/tpbswearnet

CLANG FUCKING BANG hold on to your teeth and let's see Pat's spicy meatballs! Also: what's your name mean...in Ninja? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, March 9th, 2022.

They say absinthe makes the Roach grow fuckier -- yes, Pat is back and he's fucked the hell up on absinthe and cereal, and LOUD as FUCK! Now let's learn some MATH! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, March 7th, 2022.

Is this the way the world ends? With kitties? Also: Randy moments and Rash!

Is this the greatest fucking Mailbag ever? There's a treat from Turkey, an update on Pat and JP's stormy relationship, socks with a stinky secret, and a bonanza of THC goodies for Pat's holes!

Fuck jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate fuck machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?

Pat's in the bag today, along with a gruff as fuck JP! There's a gift for Big Daddy, three twennies for Mike, and squeezy cheesy tits for JP! Also: Mike's new favourite drawing of Bubbles (or is it Elton John?!)

The Boys are off to Vancouver today for their Fan Expo appearance - but Julian's got himself fucking arrested! Can Randy suck quick enough to save the day? Also: Superbowel Monday, mongoose on a plane, and a bumper batch of borntdays!

Who's the dumbest cop now, Lahey? Officer George Green has had enough of fucking shitwolves!

Plutonium kinda love with our new TPB Valentine's Day cards: but watch out for shitwalkers!

Love (and banging) is in the air as the Boys get ready for Valentine's Day! Does Bubbles have a love interest down at the Legion, and are her blowing days over? Also: Living your best life as a blind bisexual tortoise, and Wilf Carter the yodelling cowboy!

There's a new cat in town, and he wants to know where the fuck his brother Jacob is! Things are about to get nasty... and covered in mustard!

Holy shit Pat's got a Superbowl hangover and he's wasted as FUCK on wings, belly button wasabi dip, farts, ice cream, and Pisco Sours...it's not even the damn Superbowl! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, February 7th, 2022.

Welcome to the fucked month of the silent 'R'! Bubbles' brain is firing on all engines, and he can't stop thinking about scrump-dilly airport buffets - will he ever get to eat at one again? The Boys also discuss mashed potato fights, garbage crows.... and get ready to screenshot Julian's tits!

Ricky's got a surprise for Julian - he's trailer park supervisor! But watch the fuck out, Lahey and Randy are out of jail...

Why the fuck is the Roach all taped and backward? And how the fuck do you make a Brandy Alexander? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, January 31st, 2022.

Get in yer sex hammock with some plantain chips and roach milk: it's the last week in social shorts!

January may be fucked, but the Boys are having a good time in the trailer! Bubbles has entered Julian into a muscle contest, Julian wants to move to Japan and punch a sumo wrastler, and Ricky has some freakish stories about the worst funerals ever! Also: Why you shouldn't squirt expanding foam into your pisshole!

It's election day in Sunnyvale! Who's gonna be running the park by the end of the day - greasy Sam Losco or drunk bastard Jim Lahey?

Tracy’s mother Roxy had been takin dirty pictures of herself for years, ever since her waitressing days. I’m surprised they finally got leaked, too funny! I love Roxy, she’s a riot but Tracy was mortified when she fount out that not only was her Mother all over the internet flauntin her bombs, but she she had a secret boy toy that Tracy knew all too well.