The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Tell 2021 to FUCK OFF with the Boys! Ricky creates a cocktail to celebrate - is it a new taste sensation, or will it make ya pook? Also: Discover new year's traditions around the world, and why Bubbles has 160 pairs of underpants!

In the final episode, the guys discuss their knowledge of female anatomy... but are they qualified to deliver a baby?!

Fonzographs, Ricky Brown, Reveen, Script Vs Scene, jail fitness with Terry, Mounties, and the Sunnyvale Meaning of Christmas, all in the last week of holiday social shorts!

It's the worst Christmas ever for Julian the liquor grinch - he's run out of booze! Thank fuck Santa Bubbs is here with a bulging sack and a Christmas miracle! Let's find out what awesome (and fucked) presents the Boys get this year...

Wish you were a kid again? The magic of Toys R Us, Hammer pants, school dance boners... being an adult fucking sucks!

HEYYYY! JP is happy (and hard) as fuck as he gets an awesome gift this week! There's also treats from Tesla, Harley-Davidson, a talented t-shirt artist and... Rudi?! Also: Pat gets busted for peddling pucks!

Live from Ricky's trailer, it's four hours of festive fuckery with Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Randy, a shitload of special guests over the worldly pipe, and a damn donair turkey, what the fuck! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 17th, 2021.

Coming soon to SwearNet: Cape Breton comedy duo Tracy and Martina's new show, Dirty Deeds!

It's an extra-special festive holiday livestream celebrating 100(?) RIVETING Roach Approaches, with the Boys taking calls in the Nest -- and Pat in an awesome-as-shit cockroach costume! Time for bagels, pastries, and gingerbread destruction! From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, December 10th, 2021.

The guys reminisce about their best (and shittiest) cars, the art of backseat banging, and outsmarting the cops!

Don't fucking soil yourselves, Pat's a NINJA MINER! Microwave some food while Pat brings you RIVETING ninja facts and sweet ninja moves! Also: the secret fucking history of salami tugboats. From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, December 6th, 2021.

It's about smoking and swearing, script vs. scene, superpowers, sauce, samsquanches, and shrooms, so let guy bonds be guy bonds and stop to smell the flowers in the last week of social shorts!

Vodka enemas, mega THC gummies - holy shit, Park After Dark is getting fucked up today! The Boys chat about a really shitty doctor, fucked Christmas gifts, and how to bang a mermaid. Also: Mark your calendars for December 17 - the Boys have something special for ya...

Last week in social shorts: the boys eat hot chip and cry, Ricky gets us learnt on making gravy, Julian watches someone work smart, Bubbles is the last piece of a puzzle, and we see a special vintage "Script vs. Scene" — plus a quick triple sneak peek at an upcoming new Jail Short with Terry! Also: BOBBY TURKALINO.

The Boys get a Saturday night puzzle challenge, hoop-busting holy hot sauce, and try the ultimate hot chip! Also: Wanna hire the Boys? That'll be ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Get yer mouse ears on, the Boys are taking calls and hotdogging in the Roach Nest for Final Approach Friday, but what the FUCK is that smellin' I smell?! From the LIVE broadcast on November 19th, 2021.

Eat a baklava and unfriend a cunt, the Roach is going...under the fucking sea! Also: know any good farm jokes? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 17th, 2021.

Crikey mates, today the Roach pays tribute to Steve Irwin, serves up some mouldy bundt cake, and gets some fucking drum lessons! Also: is this the last season of The Roach Approach?! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 15th, 2021.

Put on some muscle rub and get yer hair done, but be careful on the stairs! We got Terry, Ferry, Sweaty Randy, Pitbull, Sam, Shitmobiles, a mixtape fight, and Colin James in the last week of social shorts!

On today's wired Park After Dark - Cat TV with Bubbles, Julian's greasy Google searches, and the most fucked news of the week! Also: Did Julian help create the world's most jacked potato?

Remembering our dear Marguerite McNeil, who has sadly passed away. Your Sunnyvale family will miss you so much! Pour a drink, grab some (crispy) bacon and enjoy some of Marguerite's best moments...

How much cunt could a roach cunt chug if a roach cunt could chug cunt? Fucking pungent dunce! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 8th, 2021.

Mic mishaps, ninja swords, shit pounding, Lahey bowling, siren songs, temple balls, workout tips, and more from the last week of social shorts. Cheers, genitals!

On the menu today: Kitty gum, blue pancakes, and steamed weed! The Boys discuss first-aider pets, Peeps, and a day at the Bull Load Spa. Julian also has an idea for a new booze experience - is your ass in?!

SOS, SOS, the Roach is out and about with loonies for Give Someone A Dollar Day! And for once he's gonna let Mike eat healthy…or is he? From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021.

Why's Pat wearing a hockey mask? And who's his favourite saint? Also: Pat goes to the KOD to make calzones, but will Mike eat them? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, November 1st, 2021.