The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Pat "Frankencunt" Roach and Mike "Sheila Roberts" Smith welcome you to a spooky special Halloween Final Approach Friday, along with JP "Not In Costume" Tremblay, Robb "Also Not In Costume" Wells, and a shitload of grease! From the LIVE broadcast on October 29th, 2021.

It's Halloween, fuckers! Drop a coupla 'road beans' and come party with Bubbles Reynolds, Smarty Pants, and... uh, what the fuck is Julian this year? The Boys also attempt to power-carve a pumpkin!

In the Navy…now get some fuckin beer and chips! Also: see how damn nice Pat's SwearNet coworkers are. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 27th, 2021.

Chucky's looking fucky! Today's about pizza, paintings, moshing, stabbing, and not saying CUNT! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 25th, 2021.

Lobster, snake, watermelon, fish, little plants, intense eyes, garbage, and a few peeks behind the fucking scenes in the last week of social shorts!

Get in yer damn Delorean and power up that fux capacitor with 1.21 Gigaguts, we've got caramel apples, nachos, and special guest Emma Lynne Sampson with some reptile friends! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 21st, 2021.

It's The Roach's favourite day of the year, and oh my fuck the Nest is a disaster! Now get yer suspenders on and have some brandied fruit, we're gonna love our bodies, oooooh yeah. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 20th, 2021.

Pat's hair is back! Now adjust your chair, clean up your computer desktop, and have a chocolate cupcake ready. Also: what did Pat do to Mike Smith's silicone doppelganger? From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 18th, 2021.

Baaaam, we got wine and jail and and Alex Lifeson and Floppy, so cook yourself up a bologna pizza; here's the last week in social shorts!

Look at this BALD CUNT! Now pop the bubbly and learn some fucking words! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, October 14th, 2021.

Suit the fuck up and say a silly saying, Pat's gonna be a Good Samaricunt! Also: new kind of pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 13th, 2021.

¡Prepárate para...la maldita cucaracha, cabrones! The Roach is speaking en Español, writing a cookbook, drinking local wine, and pulling his fucking pork! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, October 12th, 2021.

Final Approach Friday with the Boys and some donair fucking pizzas all up in the Roach Nest! We'll take calls, give away a Mystery Box, have some technical fuckups, and eat more damn pudding! From the LIVE broadcast on October 8th, 2021.

Inmate, coming in! And guess who it is? Maybe a nice game of Bingo and a liquor drink will calm his nerves!

The name's Roach. Pat Roach. Shaken, not fucking stirred, Pat is funky fresh dressed to kiss some wrestlers! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on October 5th, 2021.

The Boys have a shitcock of letters to get through before they get to the Big Dog! They also have to find my kitty, smell my thong and shit in my guitar?!

It's Fucktober First Final Approach Friday, and JP and Robb are here in the Roach Nest with Mike and Pat to fry scallops, take calls—and give away a special gift! From the LIVE broadcast on October 1st, 2021.

The inmates are on a highway cleaning road trip, but Terry missed the bus. Fuck yeah, he's got the whole prison to himself!

Better pop a nice cold fucking beer for this extra-foamy, extra-creamy Roach Approach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on September 28th, 2021.

There's a new package from Hall-of-Famer Rudi - and he's got some fucked filming requests! Mike gets some awesome Playing Space decnals, there's a load bath for JP, and the perfect mug for Pat. Also: Is SwearNet about to end in a huge fucking paintball fight?!

Ricky's got a new toy - is it a tanning booth, Doctor Who's TARDIS, or something really dope? The Boys also talk about kitties, banging on the moon, and play Drunk, Stoned or Stupid!

Gold! Zen! German chicken dance music! It's all fucking happening on the latest Mailbag. Also: The Boys get an autograph from a world leader - can YOU do any better?

On this week's Clusterfuck After Dark: Sparks fly as Julian tries to take Ricky's TV! The Boys also wonder what happened to the McDonald's crew, and whether Julian would bang for cash and booze. Also: Don't cut off your penis to save the world!

In today's Bag, the Boys find stoner cookies that aren't fucking around, monkey fists, $8 (good kind) grits, and Beatles dust! Also: Chipper gets his first fan mail!

Sunnyvale is safe from Hurricane Julian, the most muscular storm of 2021! With that shitstorm outta the way, the Boys turn their attention to dating chimps, death by hotdog, and why you shouldn't eat horse pills. Also: Fuck the milk crate challenge, the Boys come up with the next viral dare!

Is it drugs or glitter? Can hot nuts kill ya? How much Beatles shit can one guy get for his birthday?! Find out on today's blazin' Mailbag!

What the fuck is that smellin' I smell? It's that greasy cave dweller Sam Losco! But he's come bearing free booze and donairs, so the Boys let him in. So what the fuck does he want?! Also: Ricky figures out science!