The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Roach: as heavy metal as Smith's right nut! Also: origami, tempranillo, Mike's poppy protips, and what the fuck is a homunculus? Recorded (due to live stream fuckery!) on Thursday, November 11th, 2021.

Why the hell didn't Pat go to the damn Art Museum today, and how the FUCK do you play Scrapple? Also: Twitter and TikTok Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on November 9th, 2021.

Get 'er out buddy, what's in today's sexy Mailbag? Scratchin' Bruce Lee, blue-flavoured blue food, and a dead owl! Plus: Mike wins $10K on a scratch card!

Final Approach Friday means giant-ass Roach donuts, plates fuckin full of nachos, and calls with The Boys in the Roach Nest! And perhaps a RIVETING game of Monopoly? Also Pat's now a ginger. From the LIVE broadcast on November 5th, 2021.

Cluck cluck, shitchickens, this Pharaoh-ass lookin motherfucker's got stout! And we got some Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, November 4th, 2021.

Roachnak the Magnificunt prophesies cookies, deviled fucking eggs, mystery hands--and a Twitter Tuesday shakeup as we bring in some TikToks! Also: bacon fan! From the LIVE broadcast on November 2nd, 2021.

In the Bag today: JP gets excited about a big shiny chopper - but who the fuck sent it? The Boys also experience a bunch of life-changing snacks, and Mike celebrates another fucking birthday!

Pat "Frankencunt" Roach and Mike "Sheila Roberts" Smith welcome you to a spooky special Halloween Final Approach Friday, along with JP "Not In Costume" Tremblay, Robb "Also Not In Costume" Wells, and a shitload of grease! From the LIVE broadcast on October 29th, 2021.

Cocaine, pills heroin - stay away from those dirty old drugs boys, otherwise you'll end up like... Gorilla Fingers?!

Howl at the moon, ya shitwolves, The Roach is here with pudding and pie, and a pumpkin that might just get fucked! Also: Twitter Tuesday…but Pat wants to mix that up? From the LIVE broadcast on October 26th, 2021.

No 'shrooms or ecstasy in the Mailbag today Boys, but we've got kickass hot sauce and Japanese incense that smells like shit! Also: Chicken chips from Down Under!

The Boys are hustlers, baby! Ricky's new weed operation is a go, and Bubbles wants to start his own kitty magazine! They also discuss TV shows with real-life fuckin' consequences, and Chinese food that will make your cock water. Plus: Julian's Google search gets greasy as FUCK...

The inmates smell like a bunch of fucking animals! It's time for a masterclass in cleanliness with Gorilla Fingers. Get ready to scrub up, boys!

Pat's dressed like a fucking dork for Twitter Tuesday, now get a gin and tonic and evaluate your damn life! Also: meet our *mysterious* new crew member. From the LIVE broadcast on October 19th, 2021.

Here we fuckin' go - another mystery package from Rudi! Mike attempts a Harry Styles song, JP gets hard for Pop Tarts, and Robb gets cocks for mackerel! Also: How to get your hands on a Mailbag Mystery Box...

Ricky and Bubbles cook up a meaty pizza and a side of 'Ramone' noodles - and oh my fuck, is she ever hot! Pace yourself boys, or you'll get balogny-logged! Also: Halloween jack-o-nips, Roman drive-thrus, and Ricky's mouthwash cocktail!

As a great artist once said: there are no mistakes, just happy accidents. He obviously never had the fucked inmates of Sunnyvale Correctional Facility in his class...

SNN covers the launch of Blue Origin NS-18 with William FUCKING Shatner going to space! From the LIVE broadcast on October 13th, 2021.

Thongs, balloons, MREs, pickled eggs, astronauts, samsquanches, and a workin' cat! Last week of social shorts, let's go.

The Boys eat a feast fit for a fighter and cook some scrump-dilly Army dinners - but where's the freeze-dried dope? Also: Greasy gorillas and sex with robots!

Garlic, noodles, badgers and balloons, The Roach Approach is lit, and fuckin poetic as shit! Also: Pat takes a look...in a very special book. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, October 6th, 2021.

Toot a flute and fist yer chute, Pat's celebrating a funky E-Day with odd socks, tacos, vodka, and office improvements! 10-4 good fuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, October 4th, 2021.

Fill up that mustard glass! From the world pipe to your TVs with the click-clackers, we've got recidivists, Soliterry, creampie, pizza boxes, Twitchy Trinity and Twiggy Jacob, and a $40,000 kitty, all in the last week of social shorts.

Trinity and Jacob take time out from their fucked work schedule to hang out in the trailer! Trinity reveals her greasiest OnlyFans request, and Jacob tries to get some fuckin' rest. Also: The world's most delicious animals, and why you shouldn't jam a USB cable in your cock!

Better pop a nice cold fucking beer for this extra-foamy, extra-creamy Roach Approach! Also: Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on September 28th, 2021.