The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that hash jello was strong...

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!

It's the final episode of Season 1, but don't get sad, get happy at Nova Scotia's Peace East! Amy discovers dabbing in a yurt, secret stashes, and gets high without cannabis. She also reviews Tangerine Dream, chats to joint expert Craig Ex, and answers your cannabis questions!

Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!

On today's stuffed Mailbag: A fucked idea for a SwearNet show, candy smokes (let's go), bone suckin' mustard and a Beatles bonanza! And are two superfans trying to kill the Boys with fucking fruit pies?!?

It's raining horse cocks outside, but it's cosy in the trailer as Ricky cooks up an awesome pepperoni treat! The Boys also discuss eye bees, how not to fuck up a microwave oven, and more amazing facts about Canada... or not!

Amy chills out with the White Castle hybrid, chats to Dr. Dina about the work of freedomgrow.org and their mission to 'bring light to a dark cell', and Dr. Ira breaks down the science of cannabis! Also: Amy's medicated milkshakes will bring every mafacka to the yard!

For fuck's sake Ricky, put your pants on and get ready for Episode 2! Find out why Park After Dark isn't in the dark, whether a peacock mantis shrimp or armadillo would make a good pet, and why you shouldn't take a dirty ol' grizzly bear bowling. Also: Ricky cooks up a fucking fusion cuisine treat!

A big fucking welcome to Ricky's kitchen! He's rustled up some special sauce and chicken fingers (the good kind) and got a coupla rockers from Monster Truck to jam with Bubbles! The Boys also chat about smoking with Snoop Dogg, why snorting ants is fucked, Finnish saunas and Japanese ass lasers!

The Boys are back from their tropical cruise - and Ricky and Julian are sick as fuck! Was it the BBQ chicken, Randy's cheeseburgers, or the steak with weird sauce? Bubbles investigates! Also: the dangers of jacking your goalie, and how to avenge Randy for his dirty burgers!

Did Ricky ever have a rabbit, or was it just a dream? Why does Bubbles want to get microchipped? Has Ricky just got someone fired from Dragons' Den? Can the Boys make a bag from a leg and make some decent scrilla? Find out the answers to these fucked questions, and more!

On this week's podcash, find out what an erection juggler is, why the Titanic was built like shit, and why polar bears are left-handed! Also: prepare to get your mind blown off your balls as Ricky gets us learnt about the moon!

Our resident cannabis guru, Amy Anonymous, is in Vegas, baby! In Part Two of this two-part special, it’s Amy's last day in Vegas and she wants to relax and have some fun at Cannabition, a Cannabis museum with some fear and loathing and the timeless art of seduction! Plus: Amy gets the chance to hang out, smoke and talk with one of her peers, someone who inspires her:  Dr. Dina - the real-life Nancy Botwin. 

The Boys are a lil' fucked out of the gate after the Super Bowl party! They wind er' up with Who Got Bornt and some trailer park-style Jeopardy. Alex, for $1000 what has 10 legs and no penis?! Also: Bubbles gets a massage!

The Boys love getting free shit, even fucking letters (well sort of!) Watch as Robb, Mike and JP aka Edward Sword Hands open fan mail from all over the world. Hope the Boys have lots of brown crayons because the cat holes are a winkin’! Plus: Mike gets some DECENT coasters... and who are the pink scissors for?!

Our resident cannabis guru, Amy Anonymous, is in Vegas, baby! In Part One of this two-part special, Amy takes you to the MJbiz Conference, one of the biggest cannabis business shows in the world. She gives you the inside scoop on game-changing innovations, smokes some blunts, and looks for lizards in the desert. Plus, she ticks an item off her bucket list...

The Boys get a group of half-licked envelopes, and get mushy over three shit weasels bornt in a basement. JP claims some dope flavoured candy canes, and an epic package contains a good ol' fashioned box inside a box!

Ricky is colouring because he came prepared. Bubbles has a new tradition for kicking off the 2019 podcasts and 2018 can FUCK OFF!! Ricky gives some sage advice on fire works protocol and the boys also cover the topic is Albert Einstein a pianist or idiot? One last thing if you ever got your head stuck in a toilet you need to give us a call!

The code word for today is cantaloupe! Among the weird-ass items this week is a gift for JP's sex dungeon, alligator cat food for Mike, tubes of toothpaste (what in the fuck?!?) and a big, pink, STICKY surprise for JP...

New updates on what the fuck is happening here at SwearNet, straight from the horses' cocks! Robb, JP and Mike let you know about all the fuckings-around and plans for 2019!

The Boys are joined by Randy in Steel City for a debate about the present, the past, the future, time change and fucking with the Space Time Continuum. Brain sore yet?

Jean-Marie hits her first audition to play a skanky prostitute. Could this be the big break for our favourite fucked-up janitor, if her swag is good enough? AND SCENE!

The Bubbler has a new cable hook up and it inspires a new TPB game show! Ready here we go!! Ricky vs Julian its fucking on! Can the boys handle the pressure?! Master or cheater. Reset the ding donger and lets go round 2. Round 3 here we go! Oh and Dick Clarke was a fucking arsehole. Vikings were pansies? Bats learnt blind? Nice to have not must to have - brain nap.

Ricky's grumpy because he fuckin' hates winter - will a spell in jail cheer him up? Julian's got greasy money-making plans for Christmas, and Bubbles is dreaming of having 15ft long legs! Also: The story of Robin Hood and the Three Bears, porn star politicians, and when Bubbles met Miley!

The Boys got an early start on Friday with a rum and Coke and the stein full of Green Bastard! It's time to get drunk and drink till next Wednesday - and Bubs is six beers in already. Does waking up spread eagle mean something good must have happened?!?

We are to the races! The beer is cracked and the boys are ready to roll. Bubbles reflects on our veterans and gives us his two cents. The boys go through some emails and discuss Grilled Huli Huli Chicken and Ricky considers quality control as weed officer?! Noon to 6 shift.