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Chlamydia
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Season 12
Chlamydia
Bubble's new brewing business is taking off, but things aren't going well for Julian and even worse for Ricky, who claims he has a big announcement.
Happy Birthday Bubbles
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Season 12
Happy Birthday Bubbles
The boys cause a panic in the park when a stunt they organize for Bubble's birthday goes a bit haywire. Julian puts his job in jeopardy.
Big Cock
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Season 12
Big Cock
Ricky and Julian help Bubbles fill a huge order of his new beer, Freedom 35, but a secret Ricky's been keeping could derail the delivery.
Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God
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Season 12
Angel Shit Sent Down From Jesus God
When a big beer company wants to work with the boys, they need to come up with $50,000 to close the deal. And Ricky has an idea that could pay off.
Fuckin' Fucked Out Of Our Fuckin' Minds
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Season 12
Fuckin' Fucked Out Of Our Fuckin' Minds
Bubbles organizes a huge stag party for Julian and Ricky, but when they hear police sirens approaching, it turns into an escape operation.
Will You For To Be Fucking Married To Me?
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Season 12
Will You For To Be Fucking Married To Me?
Lahey tries to squeeze his way into the beer business. Ricky and Susan's fighting prevents Candy from getting a private moment with Julian.
Flow Me The Money
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Season 12
Flow Me The Money
The boys learn that the prosecutor for Julian's trial is his ex. Ricky steps in to represent Julian in court after another plan goes awry.
Podcast Episode 136 - A Man's Gotta Eat
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 136 - A Man's Gotta Eat
Gutzilla's in da house - Randy Bobandy joins today's podcast! They phone the 'King' and attempt to get free cheeseburgers - by name-dropping celebs! And Ricky has a greasy confession about what he does at Bulk Barn...
Podcast Episode 135 - Good Me, Greatest, Great Balls on Fire
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 135 - Good Me, Greatest, Great Balls on Fire
Bubbles brings on his new smartiest friend, Alexa, to try to freak Ricky out and answer some fucked-up questions. They also discover the porno habits of the North Koreans, find out what an El Rey Magnum is, and catch up on Barney the Dinosaur's latest career move... to sex healing?!
Podcast Episode 134 - With Astronaut Chris Hadfield!
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 134 - With Astronaut Chris Hadfield!
Ace astronaut Chris Hadfield talks to the boys about floating in space, the hunt for aliens, and flying an F-18 fighter jet like a badass! He also reveals if the Earth is flat! And will NASA call with a mission for Bubbles?
Episode 45 - We Didn't Fucking Ask You Anything with Pat Roach
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Episode 45 - We Didn't Fucking Ask You Anything with Pat Roach
Pat decides to ask himself some questions and spill the beans about working at SwearNet. Who makes him burgers? Who's a greasy fucking liar? Who's always stoned as fuck? Also: learn some useless bird facts!
Podcast Episode 133 - I'ves Comes a Longs Ways Thens Boys
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 133 - I'ves Comes a Longs Ways Thens Boys
On this super-baked podcast, Ricky brings back 'On This Day Borntdays' and talks about the dangers of a hash blockage! Bubbles has a new game, but is everyone too baked to play? Plus: the Boys call Domino's Pizza to order a... dildo!?!
Trailer Park Boys Season 12 - The Official Trailer
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Trailer Park Boys Season 12 - The Official Trailer
CHANNEL 10 BREAKING NEWS FROM SUNNYVALE: Trailer Park Boys Season 12 comes to Netflix Friday, March 30!
Episode 44 - Too Much Shit
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Episode 44 - Too Much Shit
Pat's determined to get to the bottom of the SwearNet shit sprayer mystery, but the Boys aren't happy. Will Pat get his own way and prove he can do a good fucking job this time?
Podcast Episode 132 - Holy Popcorn
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 132 - Holy Popcorn
Ricky worries there is not enough religion in the world so he sets up a shrine to Santa Jesus God and hands out holy popcorn. The Boys talk about the Winter Olympics, and they bring Jeopardy back to the podcash!
Episode 43 - It's Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks
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Episode 43 - It's Not as Easy as It Fucking Looks
The teleprompter is loaded up and Pat Roach is ready to deliver a profanity-laced news cast. Can he strike the right balance between passion and goofiness? Will he get the Boys sued? And who in the fuck is spraying shit all over the SwearNet toilets?!
Episode 15 - German Humour is the Best
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 15 - German Humour is the Best
JP, Robb, and Mike receive their first-ever package from Germany and holy FUCK it’s a doozy! PLUS: Mailbag regular Rudi chimes in, JP gets a book report assignment, and Robb gets a Valentine all the way from Bedford, Nova Scotia!
Podcast Episode 131 - Matt Mays, on the Liquor
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 131 - Matt Mays, on the Liquor
Nova Scotia’s own Matt Mays is on the podcash! The DECENT rocker shares some stories from the road, plays a few tunes, and witnesses a very sexy entry for Julian’s Muscle Person of the Week. PLUS: Find out how the Boys spent Valentine’s Day!
Episode 34 - Super Nova Scotians
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 34 - Super Nova Scotians
Bubbles got an invite from T to go lay down some DECENT tracks with famed Nova Scotian rapper Classified. Bubbles doesn’t know a fuck of a lot about rapping but he’s hard into the liquor and he doesn’t give a fuck!
Podcast Episode 130 - Gooses Are Smart
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 130 - Gooses Are Smart
The Boys discuss Elon Musk’s flamethrower, Ricky figures he’d be a great air traffic controller, and Bubbles picks his Kitty of the Week. PLUS: It’s the debut of Julian’s “Muscle Person of the Week” contest, and Julian is PISSED.
Episode 42 - Green Screen Test
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 42 - Green Screen Test
Pat Roach warms up his swear pipes as he prepares for a big fucking day - it’s time to get professional! He dons his SwearNet jacket and Robb, JP, and Mike ask him to test out the green screen as they get ready for a return to Extreme Fucking News!
Podcast Episode 129 - Super Blood Blue Moon Fever
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 129 - Super Blood Blue Moon Fever
Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles talk about the moon party they had in the trailer park this week, Julian discusses marrying “rich old dragons” for money, and Bubbles picks his kitt(ies) of the week!
Episode 41 - I Got You Boys in My Grasp
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 41 - I Got You Boys in My Grasp
Slip Saturn is a retired astronaut, Virginia Madison is a southern belle, and Johnny Angelfish is a retired pickpocket. Who are they? Fuck knows, but they sure are a fun distraction from writing scripts!
Episode 14 - Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 14 - Pat “Stoned Fuck” Roach
Pat Roach joins the Mailbag and and fills up the mail sack with a tremendous amount of dope smoke. The Boys get some crunchy snacks (fuck Moonbear), an autographed John Garrett hockey card, and much more!
Episode 40 - Half Pound
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 40 - Half Pound
Robb, JP, and especially Mike are worried that their pep talks are not having a positive impact on Pat Roach’s performance. They attempt to light another fire under his arse and come up with a plan to take this project to the next level.
Daryl Makk
Goofy Moose
Daryl Makk
No longer bound by Christmas corporate gigs, Daryl Makk is happy to be in front of the depraved fuckers of the Goofy Moose!
Episode 39 - Do It Right or Fuck off
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 39 - Do It Right or Fuck off
The Boys give Pat a performance review and they aren’t impressed with his weatherman work. Pat defends himself and hits the road with a renewed sense of positivity.
Podcast Episode 128 - Unusually Fond of Makral
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 128 - Unusually Fond of Makral
Julian has a cold, Ricky has been smoking too much dope, and Bubbles is glued to kitty videos on the latest episode of the podcash! Who will win Kitty of the Week? Why does Ricky want to eat Puffer Fish? And WHAT is a frost-bitten-cancer-pony-penis?!
January 25, 2018
State of the Union
Season 2
January 25, 2018
JP tries to ignore Mr. Box and Madam Sunshine as he irons and tells us about the Real Fucking Reality Show, the writing process, and the new restaurant. PLUS: Mike has some news about Bubbles and the Shitrockers!
Episode 38 - Dirty Whore Weather
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 38 - Dirty Whore Weather
Our climate is fucked, and there’s only one man who is fucked enough to deal with it: Pat Fuckin’ Roach! Pat gets back to his old stompin’ grounds and shows us why he’s the best weatherman to ever hit SwearNet!
Kevin Dupuis
Goofy Moose
Kevin Dupuis
Kevin Dupuis is an air-humping comedian who is part man, part scorpion, and part crab. He’s also today’s Goofy Moose comedian!
Kyle Barnet
Goofy Moose
Kyle Barnet
Kyle Barnet is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. He’s fine with bird tattoos, but not bird’s tattoos. Vote for Kyle by clicking the “like” button!
Podcast Episode 127 - Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 127 - Million-Pound Cumulus Cloud
The Boys discuss what they would do if a ballistic missile was heading for Sunnyvale. Julian has a new business plan involving Cory and Jacob, Ricky has some jokes, and Bubbles reviews the entries in his Kitty of the Week contest!
Kanin Kunitz
Goofy Moose
Kanin Kunitz
Kanin Kunitz is a toe-sucking comedian who has a few opinions on baby names, flesh lights, and North/South Korea relations. Vote for him with the “like” button!
Daniel Allen
Goofy Moose
Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen is back on the Goofy stage, and he gives us some insight on his birthday card strategies, plans for food pantries, and more! If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!
Episode 13 - Sweet and Cunty Peanuts
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 13 - Sweet and Cunty Peanuts
Robb, JP, and Mike get a spicy package from an American army vet, they witness the effects of bong water on plants, and JP uses his sword to slice open a package of happy balls! PLUS: Learn about their photo shoot from absolute hell!
Adam Mitchell
Goofy Moose
Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell is back with a tale about a drifter with an AIDS-knife, and he comments on the turning of the fashion seasons on today’s Goofy Moose set! Vote for the paramedic/comedian with the “like” button if you like him!
Episode 37 - Yum Yum for the Tum Tum
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 37 - Yum Yum for the Tum Tum
Pat Roach is getting comfortable in his new work space at SwearNet Studios - maybe a bit too comfortable. The Boys confront Pat to ask him what in the fuck are they paying him for.
Martin Edwards
Goofy Moose
Martin Edwards
Martin Edwards is back, with some comments on Backstreet Boys in the early morning, drinking Colt 45 as an adult, and much more. Vote for him if you like him!
Simon Greenough
Goofy Moose
Simon Greenough
Simon Greenough is our comedian of the day. He claims he will be the low point of the Goofy Moose, but if you disagree, click the “like” vote!
Podcast Episode 126 - Suck My Pokemon
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 126 - Suck My Pokemon
The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!
Dan Hendricken
Goofy Moose
Dan Hendricken
Dan Hendricken is back on the Goofy Moose stage, this time as a host! Send a vote for Thor by clicking the “like” button.
Episode 36 - A Solid Day’s Work
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 36 - A Solid Day’s Work
Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.
Vince Alexander
Goofy Moose
Vince Alexander
Vince Alexander was aiming to be the whitest person of 2017, let’s see if we can at least make him the comedian of the week! Click the “like” button if you enjoy his set.
Jarrett Campbell
Goofy Moose
Jarrett Campbell
Some technical fuckery meant that you dicks couldn't vote for Jarrett Campbell when we first aired this set. Here's an encore presentation to give you a chance to click "like"!
Episode 12 - Highest Mailbag Ever
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 12 - Highest Mailbag Ever
Mike nearly blows his head off with some nuclear hot sauce, Robb smells a bear’s ass, and JP may/may not be aroused by a muscular Mountie. PLUS: Who, or what, is Alien Female?
Scott Maclean
Goofy Moose
Scott Maclean
Scott Maclean is our Goofy Moose comedian of the day. Scott worries about his inner pervert, but thankfully there is medicinal marijuana to soothe his anxiety. If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!
Mark Walker
Goofy Moose
Mark Walker
Mark Walker likes his beer and whisky, and if you like his nearly half-hour set, click the “like” button to vote for him!
Podcast Episode 125 - We've Been Drinking for Six Days
Trailer Park Boys Podcast
Podcast Episode 125 - We've Been Drinking for Six Days
Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking. Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang.
Steve Mackie
Goofy Moose
Steve Mackie
Steve Mackie is not a fan of the spotlight (literally) but if you enjoy his set please vote for him by clicking the “like” button!
Episode 35 - Grab an End!
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 35 - Grab an End!
Pat “Mr. Positivity” Roach is eager to get his workout regimen started, but first he needs to set up his gym. Surely some kind soul at SwearNet Studios will help him move his workout equipment. Right? FUCK!
Rick Mcgray
Goofy Moose
Rick Mcgray
Rick Mcgray smoked a bit too much weed today but he’s going to perform anyway. Give him a vote by clicking the “like” button.