The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Adam Mitchell is back with a tale about a drifter with an AIDS-knife, and he comments on the turning of the fashion seasons on today’s Goofy Moose set! Vote for the paramedic/comedian with the “like” button if you like him!

Martin Edwards is back, with some comments on Backstreet Boys in the early morning, drinking Colt 45 as an adult, and much more. Vote for him if you like him!

The Boys are back for their first fully-conscious podcash of 2018! They talk about their New Year’s Resolutions (Ricky has already blown his), and Bubbles introduces some new segments for the new year, including one for the kitties!

Positive Pat finishes setting up his personal gym and tests out the workout equipment. He also has a healthy Asian lunch, complete with an egg roll that was most likely baked.

Some technical fuckery meant that you dicks couldn't vote for Jarrett Campbell when we first aired this set. Here's an encore presentation to give you a chance to click "like"!

Scott Maclean is our Goofy Moose comedian of the day. Scott worries about his inner pervert, but thankfully there is medicinal marijuana to soothe his anxiety. If you like him, prove it by clicking the “like” button!

Smokey might be in high spirits after making a killing during the holidays, but Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles are totally out of commission after six straight days of drinking. Bubbles pleads with Chipper to turn off the cameras, and Ricky enters 2018 with a bang.

Pat “Mr. Positivity” Roach is eager to get his workout regimen started, but first he needs to set up his gym. Surely some kind soul at SwearNet Studios will help him move his workout equipment. Right? FUCK!

Ryan Levis comes to us all the way from Victoria to tell us about fuckin’. Vote for the west coaster by clicking the “like” button!

Randy was on last week’s podcash but SMOKEY is here this week! The Boys talk about their Christmas gifts, their New Year’s Resolutions, and Ricky talks about introducing himself to food. PLUS: Find out where YOU can meet Smokey on New Year’s Eve!

Pat Roach is turning over a new leaf and is approaching his return to SwearNet with a fresh attitude. His positivity gets tested when the Boys lay out his tasks for the day. PLUS: What in the fuck is a raccoon dog?

Richie Bell is today’s Goofy Moose comedian. Watch his set and if you like it, click the “like” button (not rocket appliances)!

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, and fucking Randy wish you a lot of Christmas!

Randy the Elf joins Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles (well, Ricky is there in body, anyway) for the Christmas podcash! Ricky’s mushroom brain explains the origin of Christmas, and the Boys talk about the best gifts they’ve ever received.

Pat Roach meets with the Boys and reveals that he’s been spending most of his time drinking, eating donairs, and playing video games. The Boys come up with a plan to help get Pat out of his funk and provide SwearNet with some great content.

Dan Hendricken has some comedy to deliver but first he airs his grievances about language misinterpretations and guys names Greg. If you like Dan, go ahead and vote for him!

Mike gets his hair did while he, JP, and Robb update us about a top-secret project that they can’t really talk about. They chat about the return of the Real Fucking Reality Show, and the Boys share their plans for the Christmas holidays.

Daniel Allen is the final comic of the week, and he weighs in on motorized bicycles, apartment hunting, and why he doesn’t want to be a nurse. If you like what you see, support Daniel by clicking the “like” button!

Carey Lee is not an Asian woman, he’s a singer-songwriter with tunes about totally fucked restaurant mishaps, gonorrhea, and he even includes an ode to the smartest guy in the park. You have 24 hours to “like” this comic!

It’s good to be back in the bag! Robb, JP, and Mike sit in a VERY smokey Mailbag tent and open gifts from all over the world, including a swan card for Robb, some amazing art from a 14 year old fan, and a special colouring book specifically sent for JP!

Ian Black is the first contestant in the "Goofy Moose" comic competition. If you enjoy Ian's routine, please vote using the LIKE button below. Like collection will close 24 hours from episode's publication, at which time a new comedian will be featured. You can like as many comedians throughout the competition as you wish!

Julian signed a bong deal for the Boys and Ricky does some quality control testing with the help of some hash… er, chocolate. PLUS: The Boys bust out an old nickname that infuriates Bubbles!

It’s Elise LeGrow’s first time in Sunnyvale but the Toronto musician has so much in common with the Boys, she might as well be from the park. She plays a tune with Bubbles and drinks some Liquormen’s whisky on the ACTUAL 119th episode of the podcash.

The Boys get to their hotel in Charlotte 45 minutes before checkout time. They find out their task for the day: reach a ground speed of 200 mph.

The Boys arrive in Nashville. Bubbles shops for a suit to wear in his new music video, while Ricky and Julian look for a car and some girls.

After finding out that Bubs misread the fine print about their hotel situation, the Boys head to the astronaut training program at NASA.