The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!

Does anyone here like fuckin' TRAINS!?! We've got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!

The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?

Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word!

Spring's in the fucking air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this cocksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest shitty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?

Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!

Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is fuckin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?

Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in... and he's FUCKING WASTED!

Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot... or not. And today's Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.

Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called... GOOD NEWS!!

Tonight's breaking SwearNet News story: Dartmouth man gets hair FUCKED in home hairdressing disaster. Remember, kids - don't fucking laugh and cut!

No, you're not fucked up on drugs - by the miracle of the worldy-pipe, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are hanging out in Ricky's trailer! They discuss how to get people to fuck off home, why pheasant might be on the menu for Ricky, and what Bubbles hasn't been doing in his shed. Plus: Where the fuck will the Boys go next week?

From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News - and look at those dope graphics! Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where in the FUCK is Swearman?!

Mike Smith brings you his first Coronavirus Fuckaround 2020 update, and has Senior SwearNet Analyst, Robb Wells, on the line to give us the lowdown on the lockdown!

Once known as Divine Earth Essence, now Divine Brown, Divine all the same, Sunnyvale Shoals welcomes back the reigning queen of soul!

Did you say you want more Reeny Smith? Here’s more Reeny Smith, accompanied by the Sunnyvale Shoals band with Prakash John on bass.

Parkdale-born singer-songwriter Elise LeGrow is back with her silky soulful take on the blues, accompanied by Jordan John, the Sunnyvale Shoals band, and a special guest sitting in: producer and songwriter David Tyson.

Reeny Smith, North Preston choir girl and award-winning R&B legend, is joined now by her sister Mahalia, cousin Talia, the Hallelujah Praise Choir, and of course the Sunnyvale Shoals band!

Mike Smith and Johnny Naked have been toiling away alone (and drunk) at the studio. Will the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System work... or have they fucked it?!

Mike braves the pandemic to check out the SwearNet studios and see what the fuck's going on. With the help of his inflatable assistant, he plans the launch of SEBS - the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System!

It may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!

Bubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has fucked up the Boys' plans to move to Italy... or has it?!

Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus - can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets! Plus: Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?

Divine Brown is back on Sunnyvale Shoals, with Reeny Smith, the North Preston Hallelujah Praise Choir, and the Shoals house band joining in!

Canadian blues man Matt Andersen is a Maritimes legend! He's the recipient of multiple music awards, and has played all over the world - and he was the first Canadian to win top prize in the International Blues Challenge in Memphis, Tennessee. Now he’s back with us in Nova Scotia, on Sunnyvale Shoals!

Instrumentalist and vocalist Jordan John: he sings; he plays guitar, keyboards, drums, and bass like his acclaimed father Prakash John! Now he brings his fresh Canadian take on classic R&B out of the Sunnyvale Shoals house band and on to centre stage.