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Episode 33 - Ricky LaFleur's French Test
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 33 - Ricky LaFleur's French Test
The Boys are all at sea today as they discuss why you don't fuck with a walrus, and whale fart-powered cars - take fuckin' note, Elon Musk! Bubbles and Julian test Ricky to see how French he really is, and Bubbles has the greasiest weiner story ever - literally!
Episode 32 - Everyone's a Winner, Baby
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 32 - Everyone's a Winner, Baby
The price is fucking right as Ricky and Julian go head-to-head in Bubbles' trivia challenge! Discover how many bras are made every day, how to bang a starfish, and why you shouldn't go on an acid trip at Disneyland. Also: Ricky gets an anatomy lesson!
Episode 31 - That's How You Fucking Do Halloween, Boys
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 31 - That's How You Fucking Do Halloween, Boys
A googly-eyed Stranger Things monster, an alien pizza delivery guy and a lobster fisherman compare their bulging Halloween sacks - and guess who fucking stole most of his swag! They also discuss banging in horror movies, and the best and worst Halloween costumes!
Episode 30 - Green Eggs and Ham and Liquor and Dope
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 30 - Green Eggs and Ham and Liquor and Dope
On today's totally unpre-fucking-pared for episode: Ricky tests the Motel's favourite ninja sword, imagines a wild night out with Dr. Seuss and Mr. Rogers, and gets learnt about Instant-gram. Plus: Guess which grumpy pumpy muscleman isn't on Bubbles' Christmas card list this year!
Episode 29 - Weird Birds
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 29 - Weird Birds
The Boys are frisky as fuck today! They chat about 19" weiners, Ricky's sexy chocolate fondue party, and the weirdest places they've banged. Also: the muscular mayor works out!
Episode 28 - I Think I Love You
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 28 - I Think I Love You
On today's BAKED episode: Bubbles' singing gopher, how to tickle a star, lesbian koalas, and how to make the Egyptian pyramids more awesomer. And guess which school supplies item Julian once get stuck up his pisshole!!
Episode 27 - The $33 Shit
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 27 - The $33 Shit
Put down your new (stolen) smartphones, Boys - you've got an episode of Park After Dark to film! Today's subjects include cock jockeys, golden toilets, and what to do if the bank gives you a bunch of scrilla by mistake. Also: Bubbles wants a ride in an Alpha Jet!
Episode 26 - Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Come Kitty Cockface
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 26 - Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Come Kitty Cockface
This week, the Boys ponder some big questions: Why do rich people need so much shit? Is cheerleading a sport? Is death by banging better than death by skydiving? Plus: Bubbles wants a penis-faced cat!
Episode 49 - Eat A Dick
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 49 - Eat A Dick
The Boys receive some mouth-watering treats this week - but who's brave enough to eat the chocolate cock? Also: JP gets a box of East Coast goodies, and Mike's birthday blowout continues!
Episode 25 - Sweet Empowered Porno Balls
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 25 - Sweet Empowered Porno Balls
Bubbles interviews a special guest this week - Julian! But will his muscles talk? The Boys also talk like pirates, search for a job for Bubbles, and Ricky tries his hand (or is that cock?!) as an erotic scriptwriter!
Episode 48 - Happy Blow on Your Wiener Day
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 48 - Happy Blow on Your Wiener Day
Mike's got a big birthday blowout package, including awesome Oreos, exploding space food, and a bunch of $crilla! Also: The Boys receive the contents of a Hawaiian hardware store?!
Episode 24 - Robert Sheehan's Shirtless Circus
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 24 - Robert Sheehan's Shirtless Circus
Ricky's started up an 'AirDnD', and his first guest is only fuckin' Umbrella Academy star Robert Sheehan! Discover Robert's favourite movie, how to poop like a champion, and who beat the piss out of him on a film set. Also: Randy gets physical!
Episode 23 - Sunnyvale SuperHosts and the SuperGuest
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 23 - Sunnyvale SuperHosts and the SuperGuest
Forget Kimmel, Conan and Carson - make way for talk show superhost Bubbles and his fucked assistants! Today they interview Kids In The Hall star Kevin McDonald, who chats about his fear of hotel bathrooms, how he got bornt, the most awesome 10/10 celebs, and how he lost his penis in London!
Episode 10 - Anniversary
Greenmount
Episode 10 - Anniversary
It's not just Wednesday (or Thursday, or whatever the fuck it is) - it's the guys' one year move-in anniversary! Time for a celebration... or a few home truths?
Episode 22 - Where's Your Head At?!
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 22 - Where's Your Head At?!
The Boys need to clean up the after last week's Green Jellÿ piss-fest, as they have a special guest - cluster headaches survivor Tom Termeer! He talks about the world's most painful disease, and how he got his head fixed. Also: The Pennsylvania potato pisser, falling in love with a dolphin, and Ricky's latest book learnings!
Episode 9 - Is He Dead?
Greenmount
Episode 9 - Is He Dead?
There are three things you need when you discover a dead body in your kitchen: an alibi, mustard, and piss. Obviously.
Episode 21 - Green Jellÿ Apocalypse
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 21 - Green Jellÿ Apocalypse
Nothing to see here, just rockers GREEN JELLŸ totally fucking up Ricky's trailer! Down some ball shots and get ready to party like it's 1992! Also: fucked sing-alongs, piss shooters, and has Julian found his long-lost dad?!
Episode 8 - Burning Rat
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Episode 8 - Burning Rat
All things must pass, including beloved, coke-addled pets. Can the guys hold it together for Rat's fiery send-off? Or will they just fuck it up as usual?
Episode 47 - The Super Super Mailbag Trifecta Mega Package
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 47 - The Super Super Mailbag Trifecta Mega Package
Everyone's a fucking winner at SwearNet this week, as superfan Amy has sent in three massive packages! Among the goodies inside: a bag that doesn't fuck around, sauce hotter than your momma's taint, and gifts that make Grumpy Pumpy as excited as fuck!
Episode 20 - Brain Fuckers
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 20 - Brain Fuckers
Today's episode is only nine seconds long, as Ricky is too busy nursing a bitten toe and Julian is wrestling with video checkers! Instead, Ricky's brain gets vibrated with some fucked facts, talks like a butterfly, and finds out what the fuck a foopa is. Hmm, are you sure you didn't film Park After Dark today, Boys?
Episode 7 - Girls
Greenmount
Episode 7 - Girls
There are two half-naked guests in the house. So, who hooked up with them last night? Unless... they're in the house for another reason?!?
Episode 46 - Whatever You Do, Don't Mention the COCK
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 46 - Whatever You Do, Don't Mention the COCK
Swords are flying today as JP gets fucked over again - let's hope he doesn't lose his fucking lunch! Also: Dope dope trays, birthday money that isn't, and a gummy explosion!
Episode 19 - The Boys In The Hall
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 19 - The Boys In The Hall
Ricky's french horn practice is interrupted by a surprise visitor - Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall! He tells the Boys about his tough childhood being raised by a cigarette machine. Also: Sucking off a truck, Bubbles' Elvis facts, and cuddling a cow!
Episode 6 - Eddie's Parents
Greenmount
Episode 6 - Eddie's Parents
Get the tea on, Eddie's parents are coming to visit! No... not THAT fucking kind of tea!!
Episode 18 - The Birds and the Bees, the Beavers and the Booze
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 18 - The Birds and the Bees, the Beavers and the Booze
The Boys are getting ready for a long drinking weekend to celebrate Nova Scotia's borntday! Before they get totally fucked up they discuss Ricky's jail jacking habit, the awesomeness of Terry Fox, and big school words! Also: Which new movie is gonna make Ricky cry?
Episode 5 - Heating Bill
Greenmount
Episode 5 - Heating Bill
How can an argument about a heating bill lead to a outbreak of (literally) blue balls? It could only happen in this fucking household...
Episode 45 - SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 45 - SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS
The Boys receive an official-looking letter... are they about to get sued, or is it something awesome? Also: Mystery glass, greasy tees, and John Lennon has a clue for you all!
Episode 17 - The Big Fucking Bang Theory
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 17 - The Big Fucking Bang Theory
Terry's still givin'er a week later... and has racked up a massive bill! Can he get a job as the captain of the Halifax Harbour Hopper and pay Julian back? Also: Deecent hot sauce, Japanese ass splashers, and Bubbles explains the whole history of the universe!
Episode 4 - First Date
Greenmount
Episode 4 - First Date
First dates are scary as fuck. Is she into the same movies? The same food? And most importantly, is she into half-shaved balls?
Episode 16 - Rollin' Right into Heaven - on a Flock of Reindeer
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 16 - Rollin' Right into Heaven - on a Flock of Reindeer
Terry's back in Sunnyvale, and he's making himself at home! He'll only be there for one or 10 days, no big fuckin' deal. The Boys discuss fighting bears, the science of heaty and coldy, and storming Area 51. Also: Ricky and Terry retell the story of baby Jesus! They might have got a few details wrong though...
Episode 3 - Fletcher's Habit
Greenmount
Episode 3 - Fletcher's Habit
Are you a weed-smoking stoner superhero, or a square Johnny Big Dick? There's only one way to settle this - SMOKE OFF!!
Episode 44 - Stabby Tremblay
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 44 - Stabby Tremblay
On the latest action-packed Mailbag: JP get pissed and foils a plot, there's something retro for Bubbles' boom box, and Ricky gets a new cook book! Is he gonna make piss butter?!
Episode 15 - Trinity the Hortons Asstant Asstant Supervisor
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 15 - Trinity the Hortons Asstant Asstant Supervisor
The Boys have a special guest in the trailer today, and Ricky's made some ass-blasting dirty ribs, potato salad and liquor cake to celebrate! They discuss the mystery meat of a McRib, what the fuck a 'horizontal refreshment' is, and how Julian made $1000 at the beach!
Episode 2 - Intervention
Greenmount
Episode 2 - Intervention
Eddie's got a sticky personal problem, so his concerned buddies stage an intervention. Before they fucking kill him. This episode, free to watch on SwearNet!
Episode 1 - Tolerance Break
Greenmount
Episode 1 - Tolerance Break
When you're too fucked up to get fucked up, you need a tolerance break. And it's a good thing to have a buddy to help you through it.
Episode 14 - Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 14 - Grumpy Pumpy and the Muscletones
The Boys are still partying into the weekend - except Julian's lost his precious bottle of rum, and Ricky nearly set Sunnyvale alight with his fireworks display last night! The Boys examine the shitty contents of Ricky's fridge, and discuss the worst kids' names, eating an octopus, and why wombats shit bricks!
Episode 43 - SUPERPACKAGE
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 43 - SUPERPACKAGE
There's a BIG mystery package on Mailbag today, and it's stuffed full of awesome shit for the SwearNet crew! The Boys are in for a fuckin' feast - and hot nuts! Also: Robb gets eye tits!
Episode 13 - We Don't Fuck With Anyone, So Don't Fuck With Us
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 13 - We Don't Fuck With Anyone, So Don't Fuck With Us
It's the Canada Day long weekend and the Boys are already fucked up! They try some 'hair of the dog' and discuss awesome Canada facts, pig holes in hot dogs, boob farms, and the best way to steam Bubbles' buns. Also: The Boys write the new Canadian national anthem!
Episode 42 - Johnny Cash Says Fuck You
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 42 - Johnny Cash Says Fuck You
Fuck the muscle milk, JP's got a birthday candy blowout! Just how many peanuts, Oreos and honeybuns can one mawfacka eat? Also: What is the mystery shit that can't be opened on air?
Episode 12 - Meat Bender
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 12 - Meat Bender
Ricky and Bubbles are in bacon-wrapped Heaven - Julian's on a strictly liquor diet, but he probably won't end up on the shitter all night! Also: Bubbles' goat impressions, house-proud tarantulas, and the most eco-friendly way to get rid of a body!
Episode 41 - Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 41 - Images You Should Not Masturbate To
There's three sexy-as-fuck packages in the Mailbag this week! The Boys receive fancy hemp oil treats, quail eggs and beaver nuggets, plus a book for NOT pulling your goalie to... now there's a fucking challenge! Also: Has Robb won $2.5 million in a scratchcard lottery?
Episode 11 - When A Shit Day Goes Good
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 11 - When A Shit Day Goes Good
Ricky's blue because his bank heist went to shit last night - literally! Thank fuck Bubbles and Julian - and a big TPB fan - have something to cheer him up. The Boys also invent Cottonloaf cupcakes, discuss a greasy new perfume, and admire Bubbles' Meat Man!
Episode 40 - The Last Shit Supper
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 40 - The Last Shit Supper
It's raining cats and cocks in the SwearNet studio, but the Boys don't give a fuck as they've got hard rock, booger beans and dirty ol' lobster in a can! Plus: A big package for Ricky Lafleur!
June 7, 2019
State of the Union
Season 2
June 7, 2019
It's been a while... a long fuckin' while... but SOTU is BACK!! The Boys reveal the set for a new SwearNet show, and have news about the Animated Series, Mike's recent fundraiser, and partying at Hair in the Fair!
Episode 10 - Gettin' Book Learnt With Ricky
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 10 - Gettin' Book Learnt With Ricky
Ricky's been browsing the True section of the bookstore, and has been getting learnt about paranormal pets! And did Bubbles really own a book-reading kitty? Also: A muscleman with more muscles than Julian, chickens that are really pancakes, and a spider that gives you a boner! Holy fuck, that hash jello was strong...
Episode 9 - Little Samsquamptch in the Big City
Cheap Smokes
Season 3
Episode 9 - Little Samsquamptch in the Big City
Heather's moved on and is living her best life, dealing with romance, shaving, and trying not to shit on the kitchen floor. Unfortunately she's picked up a few bad habits...
Episode 9 - Baby Supersub
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 9 - Baby Supersub
Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but are you supposed to eat it or burp it?! Also: Getting fucked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!
Episode 8 - Kraft Dinner Muscle Meal
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 8 - Kraft Dinner Muscle Meal
Julian and Ricky concoct a new Kraft Dinner dish - with one weird fucking ingredient! The Boys also discuss Arnold Schwarzenegger, facts about the sun, and a woman who thinks she's a horse. Also: The Boys rebuild a Boeing 787!
Episode 8 - Peace Out from Peace East!
Cannabis
Episode 8 - Peace Out from Peace East!
It's the final episode of Season 1, but don't get sad, get happy at Nova Scotia's Peace East! Amy discovers dabbing in a yurt, secret stashes, and gets high without cannabis. She also reviews Tangerine Dream, chats to joint expert Craig Ex, and answers your cannabis questions!
Episode 8 - YOU BET: The Movie (Trailer)
Cheap Smokes
Season 3
Episode 8 - YOU BET: The Movie (Trailer)
Not coming to a theater near you this summer: A tale of danger, intrigue, sex, danger, ass, intrigue... and ass. This is Jean-Marie's story. This is the movie we don't deserve.
Episode 7 - I'd Bang One of You Guys for a Slap Chop
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 7 - I'd Bang One of You Guys for a Slap Chop
Julian's calling the shots in Ricky's kitchen today - and dirty ol' Dog Cakes are on the menu! The Boys also discuss itchy nuts, sad onions and damn spicy pickles, and Ricky gets us learnt about flying!
Episode 6 - Bubbles' Slow Fried Bologny Sammiches
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 6 - Bubbles' Slow Fried Bologny Sammiches
Grab a bologny sammich and join the Boys as they figure out how to hear the wind, what's at the end of the universe, and the existence of samsquamptches and moonicorns! And guess who ate one kushy gummy bear too many, and is now baked as fuck?!