The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!

Pat and Mike want you to be fucking happy, so let's all dig into a plate of cold cuts and simplify some shit, here on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 3rd, 2021.

Oh the places you'll fucking go on the Roach Approach! Join Pat and Mike, answering your fucked-up relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on March 2nd, 2021.

On this week's feel-good-as-fuck Mailbag: Mike's gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!

Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't fucking read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the FUCK have the Boys been smoking today?!!

Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. (Pat is feeling better now!)

It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.

The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through, but have a treat in store when they get to the 'meat n pataters'!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!

Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!

No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day! Hey, anyone hungry?

Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers!

TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.

The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.

The Boys have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!

Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!

This week the Boys get down and dirty in a stinky old cave, and turn the air fuckin' blue!

The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!

Robb, JP and Mike hit the HIGH notes this week, as the three cloth clowns hit the rodeo for a lil' musical number!

It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.

It's the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked episode of 2021. Find out who's gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!

The liquor's flowing as the fabric fuckery continues! This week: We meet three hairy cults!

Three baked-as-fuck puppets pit their wits and rhymes against each other - and things begin to unravel fast!

2020 can take a big hydraulic suck on our nuts - get ready for 2021, and something DECENT happening at SwearNet.com on January 1! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!

Smith explains how the fuck to use the app, including how to sign up, and how to get your in-app payments to work.

It's a long fucking way to Nova Scotia, but Terry's nearly made it! Just a couple more miles down the road. Nothing to go wrong now, eh?

This is Terry. Terry's down on his luck but he's a good guy (apart from his dad being a dog-fucker). But what's he really made of? He sets off across Canada to find out...