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Episode 7 - The Walking Deaders
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 7 - The Walking Deaders
Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!
Episode 6 - Let The Liquor Do The Thinking
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 6 - Let The Liquor Do The Thinking
Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin' starts at midnight! Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week. Also: What goes up better get cumming down!
Episode 5 - Deedle Deedle!
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 5 - Deedle Deedle!
Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!
Episode 4 - Cuddle Dolls and Duck Cocks
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 4 - Cuddle Dolls and Duck Cocks
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark! Also: Julian has some greasy dog stories - 13/10 totally FUCKED!!
June 18, 2020
Swearnet News
June 18, 2020
Does anyone here like fuckin' TRAINS!?! We've got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!
Episode 3 - People Are Just Fucked
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 3 - People Are Just Fucked
Is it Park After Dark... or Fucked After Dark?! The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
Episode 2 - It's Not Rocket Appliances
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 2 - It's Not Rocket Appliances
The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?
Episode 1 - Smurfgate
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 1 - Smurfgate
The Boys are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away! They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf...
May 27, 2020
Swearnet News
May 27, 2020
Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word!
Episode 44 - Do You Know Ricky, or Does Ricky Know You?
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 44 - Do You Know Ricky, or Does Ricky Know You?
Bubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or may not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the fuck is Ricky Skaggs?!
Episode 43 - The Sunnyvale Dark Web
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 43 - The Sunnyvale Dark Web
Spring's in the fucking air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this cocksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest shitty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?
Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series Season 2 - The DECENT Trailer
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series Season 2 - The DECENT Trailer
Your first sneak peek at the new season, coming to Netflix worldwide on Friday May 22!
Episode 42 - Bubbles and the Piss Mattress
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 42 - Bubbles and the Piss Mattress
Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!
May 4, 2020
Swearnet News
May 4, 2020
Mike Smith stares death in the face (from a 12ft ladder) and tells it to fuck off, he's got News to do. On tonight's briefing: socially-distanced strip clubs, massive murder hornets, and a hard-hitting interview with Actual Fucking Genius, Bill Gates. Well, kinda...
Episode 41 - My Gramson's an Alien
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 41 - My Gramson's an Alien
Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is fuckin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?
Episode 55 - Virtual Mailbag Funtime
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 55 - Virtual Mailbag Funtime
The Mailbag is finally open again, but things are a bit fucking different! Robb receives a French letter, Mike gets donkey balls and pop tarts, and JP just wants to Netflix and nap! And find out who nearly got banged by Carole Baskin...
April 25, 2020
Swearnet News
April 25, 2020
Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in... and he's FUCKING WASTED!
Episode 40 - All You Need is Love... and Free Money
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 40 - All You Need is Love... and Free Money
The Boys propose a toast to the victims of the terrible Nova Scotia shooting tragedy, and dream of a post-420 420 party with a pig roast and muscle hugs. Bubbles considers spending his free government money on automatic arse wipers, and Ricky writes a song about keeping safe from COVID-19! Also: who gets Julian's thumbs-up of the week?
April 21, 2020
Swearnet News
April 21, 2020
Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot... or not. And today's Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.
April 20, 2020
Swearnet News
April 20, 2020
A special message from Robb, JP and Mike.
SwearNet News - April 17, 2020
Swearnet News
SwearNet News - April 17, 2020
Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called... GOOD NEWS!!
Episode 39 - Two Cocks, Six Balls, and a Monkey Jacker
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 39 - Two Cocks, Six Balls, and a Monkey Jacker
Ricky's still in the woods and living off sticks and burnt toads - will he get his emergency dope package in time for 420? Bubbles attempts to cheer up the Boys with dancing birds, a flying car, and the latest Banksy masterpiece! Julian also has an important medical question: does the Coronavirus fuck up your bag?
SwearNet News - April 15, 2020
Swearnet News
SwearNet News - April 15, 2020
Tonight's breaking SwearNet News story: Dartmouth man gets hair FUCKED in home hairdressing disaster. Remember, kids - don't fucking laugh and cut!
Episode 52 - We Now Go Live to David Zombie
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 52 - We Now Go Live to David Zombie
That dirty fucking virus continues to fuck everything up - Mike Smith has the latest from the SwearNet studio. He also has a new co-host...
Episode 38 - Sunnyvale 2D Coronavirus Taskforce
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 38 - Sunnyvale 2D Coronavirus Taskforce
No, you're not fucked up on drugs - by the miracle of the worldy-pipe, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are hanging out in Ricky's trailer! They discuss how to get people to fuck off home, why pheasant might be on the menu for Ricky, and what Bubbles hasn't been doing in his shed. Plus: Where the fuck will the Boys go next week?
Episode 51 - Kick the Cord
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 51 - Kick the Cord
Mike fires up the Zoom chat to check in on some lucky SwearNet fans... Let the concall cockfuckery begin!
Episode 50 - News and Swear Bacon
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 50 - News and Swear Bacon
From around the world to your fucking living room, this is SwearNet News - and look at those dope graphics! Mike has resident Bacon Cooking Fuckpig, Pat Roach, on the line. Just how liquored up is he today? And where in the FUCK is Swearman?!
Episode 37 - Naked and Afraid and Banged by a Moose
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
Episode 37 - Naked and Afraid and Banged by a Moose
Find out how Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are doing during the coronavirus lockdown! Get tips on how to avoid frisky wildlife in mating season, what to do if you run out of toilet paper, and the dangers of a naked snow bath. Also: Sonny Ding's brother banged WHAT?!?
Episode 49 - Calling Mr. Wells
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 49 - Calling Mr. Wells
Mike Smith brings you his first Coronavirus Fuckaround 2020 update, and has Senior SwearNet Analyst, Robb Wells, on the line to give us the lowdown on the lockdown!
Episode 9 - Jordan John
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 9 - Jordan John
We can’t get enough of Jordan John! Here he is with Reeny Smith and a whole bunch of other musicians we’ve had here on Sunnyvale Shoals. Ready for a party? You got yourself a party. All proceeds from Sunnyvale Shoals go to charity.
Episode 8 - Divine Brown
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 8 - Divine Brown
Once known as Divine Earth Essence, now Divine Brown, Divine all the same, Sunnyvale Shoals welcomes back the reigning queen of soul!
Episode 7 - Johnny Reid
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 7 - Johnny Reid
From Scotland by way of Canada and Nashville here’s some soul of country from Johnny Reid, with the Sunnyvale Shoals band and the Mellotone Horn section dropping in.
Episode 6 - Reeny Smith
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 6 - Reeny Smith
Did you say you want more Reeny Smith? Here’s more Reeny Smith, accompanied by the Sunnyvale Shoals band with Prakash John on bass.
Episode 5 - Colin James
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 5 - Colin James
Rock and swing and blues, oh my! We’ve got Colin James with the Sunnyvale Shoals band, featuring music from his album Blue Highways, nominated in 2017 for Blues album of the year.
Episode 4 - Elise LeGrow
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 4 - Elise LeGrow
Parkdale-born singer-songwriter Elise LeGrow is back with her silky soulful take on the blues, accompanied by Jordan John, the Sunnyvale Shoals band, and a special guest sitting in: producer and songwriter David Tyson.
Episode 3 - Matt Andersen
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 3 - Matt Andersen
Here’s Nova Scotia’s own Matt Andersen in a very special performance: a guitar, a table with friends, and our old friend the blues. With Mike Smith on guitar joining the Sunnyvale Shoals band.
Episode 2 - Reeny Smith
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 2 - Reeny Smith
Reeny Smith, North Preston choir girl and award-winning R&B legend, is joined now by her sister Mahalia, cousin Talia, the Hallelujah Praise Choir, and of course the Sunnyvale Shoals band!
Episode 1 - Jordan John
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 2
Episode 1 - Jordan John
Sunnyvale Shoals is back! Jordan John is here, the future of Canadian R&B and soul, bringing his multi-musical talents to the fore with the Sunnyvale Shoals band. Clear the floor and get ready to do a little bit of dancin’!
Episode 48 - Missing One Important Element
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 48 - Missing One Important Element
Mike Smith and Johnny Naked have been toiling away alone (and drunk) at the studio. Will the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System work... or have they fucked it?!
Episode 52 - Fatten the Curve
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 52 - Fatten the Curve
Bubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line! Who's living in luxury, and who's eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles!
Episode 47 - Studio of the Apocalypse
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 47 - Studio of the Apocalypse
Mike braves the pandemic to check out the SwearNet studios and see what the fuck's going on. With the help of his inflatable assistant, he plans the launch of SEBS - the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System!
March 23, 2020
State of the Union
Season 2
March 23, 2020
Mike doesn't need to tell you how FUCKED everything is, but he's gonna tell ya anyway. Listen to Mike's good advice, stay home, and STAY SAFE! But it's not all bad news - there's some awesome stuff coming your way too...
Episode 51 - We Totally Did Not Fuckin' Kidnap Jay Baruchel
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 51 - We Totally Did Not Fuckin' Kidnap Jay Baruchel
It may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn! Jay chats about Clint Eastwood, dragons, and why fast food is so awesome. Also: Who Let the Dogs Out?!
Episode 54 - Mailbag Orgy
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 54 - Mailbag Orgy
It's greasier than one of J-Roc's movies in the Mailbag today - JP's sword gets a serious workout, there's a sexy song for Ricky, and a stereo orgy going down! Also: Cock soup, fish sausages and horbiculture!
Episode 50 - Bad Lucker Day
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 50 - Bad Lucker Day
Bubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog! Also: The Coronavirus has fucked up the Boys' plans to move to Italy... or has it?!
Episode 53 - Bag of Hope
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 53 - Bag of Hope
Mike's decided to be kind to the Mailbag letter writers asking for autographs and shit - let's see how fucking long that lasts! Plus: DECENT Space Shuttle memorabilia, and a great way to help the homeless!
Episode 49 - Going Viral
Park After Dark
Season 1
Episode 49 - Going Viral
Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus - can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets! Plus: Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
Episode 10 - Colin James
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 1
Episode 10 - Colin James
Colin James is back on Sunnyvale Shoals, for a double encore with a blues trio featuring Steve Marriner on the harp and Chris Caddell on the guitar, and then again with the Shoals house band and Prakash John!
Episode 9 - Divine Brown
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 1
Episode 9 - Divine Brown
Divine Brown is back on Sunnyvale Shoals, with Reeny Smith, the North Preston Hallelujah Praise Choir, and the Shoals house band joining in!
Episode 8 - John Finley
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 1
Episode 8 - John Finley
John Finley started out in Toronto with John and Lee and the Checkmates, and later Rhinoceros. He’s worked with names like Michael Quatro and Yolanda Adams, he started SoulBop!, he’s a giant of Canadian soul, blues, and gospel, and now he’s here with the Shoals!
Episode 7 - Matt Andersen
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 1
Episode 7 - Matt Andersen
Canadian blues man Matt Andersen is a Maritimes legend! He's the recipient of multiple music awards, and has played all over the world - and he was the first Canadian to win top prize in the International Blues Challenge in Memphis, Tennessee. Now he’s back with us in Nova Scotia, on Sunnyvale Shoals!
Episode 5 - Jordan John
Sunnyvale Shoals
Season 1
Episode 5 - Jordan John
Instrumentalist and vocalist Jordan John: he sings; he plays guitar, keyboards, drums, and bass like his acclaimed father Prakash John! Now he brings his fresh Canadian take on classic R&B out of the Sunnyvale Shoals house band and on to centre stage.