The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!

That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have a fuckin' important message to share? Wanna help? Visit the Returning Warriors Ranch GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/y54day

Good ol' Pat Roach has a smile on his face, as he brings us some fuckin' nice news about butterflies! What the FUCK?

Pat's learning the ropes running the SwearNet News machine, and it's driving him fucking crazy! Will he be able to broadcast more than news about cockpigs and fucking up Halloween for the kids, or will he be out on his hairy ass?

TONIGHT: Pat gives us the lowdown on Halloween - jacking your pumpkin, dressing up like a DICK, and how not to get fucking killed by trick or treat candy! If anyone gives a FUCK!!

Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it's Pat Roach's first day on the job as SwearNet's news anchor - and it's all going very... FUCKK!!! On tonight's menu - Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham!

Grab your tits and shove a finger up your arse - PAT ROACH IS BACK!! Has he got what it takes to be SwearNet's premier anchorman, or will he run it like the fucking Titanic? Tune in, strap on, and FUCK OFF!!

Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!

Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!

Who's the hottie in the heels? Robb, JP and Mike have been busy shooting, writing and avoiding the 'Rona - and have lots of BIG NEWS!!

Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?

It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!

The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and fuckin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription is... more liquor!

Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!

Bubbles has some bad news: looks like the fuckin' zombie apocalypse is coming - and these zombies are HARD! Do you bang, run or kill? Julian explains why you should never take a helicopter ride in Las Vegas, and Ricky has a meaty new business idea!

Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel! Also: Who wants a deedle?!

Does anyone here like fuckin' TRAINS!?! We've got a treat for you as SwearNet News has a special interview with rock legend Sebastian Bach! He chats about his weed plant disaster, why pandemic buzzes are shit, and has some exclusive news about rock supergroup, Kings of Chaos!

The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs! Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch. Plus: Why does Julian want to hang off a tall building to get a selfie?

Mike Smith gives you a full 8" as the tiny anchor reports on Trailer Park Boys: The Animated Series, and chats to fuckin' food legend Matty Matheson! Find out what the fuck Matty's been cooking up during lockdown, and his favourite swear word!

Spring's in the fucking air, the stolen lobsters are in the pot, and the Boys are looking forward to getting out of this cocksucker of a lockdown! Find out why Ricky's been thinking too hard about llamas, and Bubbles has the latest shitty gossip from Sunnyvale. Also: Is Julian about to dive into the dark web?

Forget donairs, corndogs and dirty old steak, the Boys are living on a lockdown diet of deep-fried beetles, clover and vintage soda! Bubbles considers the pros and cons of buying a $400,000 banging mattress, and Ricky wonders about cannibalism and having a spider as a friend. The Boys also raise a toast to TPB crew legend Shaun Clarke!

Ricky and Julian have been going crazy in lockdown but TV studio engineer Bubbles is fuckin' on it! Bubbles has a Coronavirus kitty update, and Ricky ponders Tinder hookup advice from Dr. Fauci. Also: Is Jacob a super-intelligent alien who can build space ships? And can they sell him for $$$ to Elon Musk?

Robb Wells takes a virtual trip to the SwearNet studio and everything is going awesome, until a long-lost superhero calls in... and he's FUCKING WASTED!

Cool graphics, shitty disease. Mike has the latest on the Coronavirus, and roving reporter David Zombie checks out a fucked COVID hotspot... or not. And today's Real Fucking Hero, clinical social worker Alicia Jacobs, talks about the mental health impact of the pandemic.

Mike has an update in his Coronavirus Fuckaround - yup, it's still fucking around. But he also has some good news - an exclusive interview with Canadian fuckin' legend Classified, who has a new track out today called... GOOD NEWS!!

Tonight's breaking SwearNet News story: Dartmouth man gets hair FUCKED in home hairdressing disaster. Remember, kids - don't fucking laugh and cut!