The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Vacations are supposed to be restful but the Boys are fucking tired today (especially Robb, who celebrated his birthday yesterday). Get updates on Out of the Park, Freedom 35, the mobile game, the podcast fuck-around, and more!

Bubbles sent the SwearNet dicks a video message from an unknown location, proving that you need to be careful when getting drunk as fuck around people who own an airplane! Pace yourself, Boys!

Lahey had a liquor epissany while he slept. It was an idea so fucking mind-blowing that he had to bust into SwearNet studios in the middle of the night to share it with you shit weasels before he forgot it!

This week’s podcash comes to you from the Gibson Guitar Factory in Memphis, Tennessee. As if that wasn’t DECENT enough, the Boys are joined by Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, Rush’s Alex Lifeson! And boy, is he ever fucked!

After viewing the security footage of his booby traps in action, Ricky gets you learnt on how to make an amazing dip that features elements from Halifax’s late-night liquor snack extraordinaire: the donair.

The Boys are getting super baked ahead of February 2-4 weekend! With thick dope smoke in the air, they discuss the Earth’s crust, where eggs come from, and Russian pricks who are tattooing cats. Plus: Would Bubbles bang Wayne Gretzky?

Ricky had planned to do an episode about ovens but that all goes to shit when he discovers that someone has been fucking with his workshop. Now, he’s going to fuck with them!

The Boys talk about how they spent Valentine’s Day, Julian discusses more money-making ideas, and Bubbles shows Ricky a thing or two about the piano. PLUS: Ricky takes us under the sea and gets us learnt on marine life!

Mr. Lahey has been drunk every single day in 2017, and he and Randy are excited to usher in the Year of the Cock! They interview their “best guest ever,” a yo-yo expert that Lahey met at the laundromat. Plus: Randy’s Kitchen goes to a whole new level!

Ricky thinks he can get into dentistry because they’re basically just mechanics for teeth. Also, the Boys debate the differences between a spider and an octopus, and wonder if Moses was on mushrooms when he talked to the burning bush.

The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!

The Boys brought Leigh in for a State of the Trippy Union! Learn about plans for the second installment of Trippin’ with Leigh plus get some details on a live tour! The Boys (sans creepy fucking costumes) also give updates on Out of the Park: USA, bongs, and Snoop Dogg!

The Boys get some truly fucked up letters that sort of look like ransom notes, along with some kiln-baked clay versions of themselves. They also receive some DECENT Elvis memorabilia and a trippy jar for Leigh, all in the name of Cluster Headache awareness!

Julian asked Ricky and Bubbles to help him out for the first episode of the new season of Dear Julian! Hear advice on the morality of hobo fights, how to pass a piss test, and why you shouldn’t fuck with Tie Domi, under any circumstances!

JP, Mike, and Dishy Robb are back in the sack, opening packages and a few too many fucking letters. They receive a hand-wired guitar pedal, a novel series, and a couple films - all made by their creative fucking fans! Plus: More goodies from Big Joe!

Bubbles is back from his cowboy getaway! We hear about some GREASY business between his kitties and the barnyard animals, and the Boys discuss the size of cat cocks. Ricky announces his New Year’s Resolution, and tries out his new virtual reality system. Plus: Julian’s got a new non-dirty money-making idea for 2017!

Randy reflects on 2016 and makes some healthy resolutions for 2017 but the show goes to shit as soon as Lahey wakes up from his liquor nap. Marguerite arrives and she’s PISSED, Bobby Mac shows up with a burning desire, and the SwearNet crew have a singalong!

Trippin' With Leigh is a documentary film about the transformation of one man's life, who, having cheated death, travels to Peru to gain enlightenment through the use of hallucinogens and spirit medicines.

There are a couple of very important things you need to remember this holiday season, so Ricky put together this Christmas Message to make sure you don’t fucking forget!

The spirit of Christmas has consumed Mr. Lahey! The 6/10 drunk trailer park supervisor bought gifts for everyone in Sunnyvale! On Randy’s Kitchen, Bobandy serves up some Christmas Burgers, and a special guest from the park joins the show for a sippy-poo.

Ricky is drunk and stoned for the 21 Days of Christmas, and he’s getting you learnt on making the BEST Christmas gravy, orlaments, ginger bready houses, candles, wreets, and much more. Declorate the fun way and don’t waste fucking money!

On the last 16th day of 2016, the Boys chat about inventing an alternative to the space diaper, head/body transplants, and how an air-conditioned dome might just put a stop to ISIS. Plus: how much does Ricky charge for stealing a tiger?

All the way from Scotland by way of Brampton and Nashville, chart-topping musician Johnny Reid joins the podcash! Johnny talks about the challenges of growing up as a Scottish immigrant in Canada, and he and Bubbles play a tune he wrote for Joe Cocker!

Julian is drinkin’ and answerin’ again. The Dirty Dancer gives advice on hunting while drinking, dealing with a friend who turns into a dickhead with booze, and how to get over a breakup.

Long-time Sunnyvale resident Marguerite joins the Boys for the Black Friday edition of the podcash, just before the Boys ship off for their European tour! Learn a shocking revelation about Marguerite and Ricky’s father, and hear about the time Ricky met Bryan Adams.

Having a hard time being a businessman because you love your day-drinking too much? Have no tolerance for bullshit? Not sure how to ask out women? This episode of Dear Julian is for you!

Freedom 35 is so close, the Boys can taste it - literally! Beer wizards Paul Dicky and Claude Lefebvre are in the trailer, and they brought samples of the soon-to-be released Trailer Park Boys Beer!