The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The Boys power through some sleepy dope and discuss the sizes of: the universe, MC Hammer’s hammer, and walrus cocks. PLUS - get learnt on Ricky’s greasy oil change methods!

It’s a wet and wild podcash as the Boys are spilling drinks all over the place (and cleaning up the mess with bubble wrap). Ricky defends flat-earthers, and the Boys learn that Michael J Fox’s middle name is Andrew.

Julian offers advice on cheap liquor options, parenting, and ladies. He also answers the question we’ve all been wondering: how in the fuck does he put up with all of these fucky questions?

It’s the epic conclusion to our “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest! Which Mailbag items will the Boys be bringing to the set of Trailer Park Boys Season 12?

Julian’s answering your questions about liquor threesomes, lending money to friends, and stripper moms. He also gets a little bit fucking pissed at some dicks who insist on calling him Swayze!

The Season 12 contest is rolling along and the fans aren’t fucking around! The Boys receive a bubble maker, some DECENT vinyl, and art supplies for Ricky’s trailer! PLUS: The drug-sniffing dogs must’ve been napping at Customs, because holy fuck!

JP cleans house on the Mailbag, getting himself a deadly dagger and even some well-wishes from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson! The Boys also receive some DECENT contenders for the Season 12 contest. This episode is brought to you by sativa!

Sometimes life calls upon a kitty to be a hero, and that’s exactly what happened when Bubbles came across a crazy liquor and cheeseburger party that endangered the lives of three good cats.

The Boys are in a great mood now that the SwearNet dicks have stepped up their catering game for the podcash. They chat about Bruce McCulloch’s birthday, concrete cars, and Ricky cooks up a scheme to design a bluetooth parasite that can be used to control tunas. That’s right.

It has a foul smell and a foul taste, but Benedictine Brandy does the trick, and it allows Lahey to deliver an inspiring lecture on crossing the shit line. Remember, when you drink with the grain of the liquor, anything can happen!

It’s pretty hard for kitty Julian to get his life back on track and make plans for community college while someone’s sleeping in a car in his driveway, firing off guns at dogs and squirrels!

The Boys are still pretty banged up after their trip to Toronto to promote Freedom 35. They chat about Shrek (both the monster and the sheep), Sydney (both Nova Scotia and Australia), and their DECENT new mobile game - GREA$Y MONEY!

Julian answers questions about dealing with your buddy’s new girlfriend, handling horny young piano students, and what Bubbles has in store for a new SwearNet show. It all goes pretty smoothly until Chipper fucks it all up.

Well, 4:20 was definitely a success in Sunnyvale! Julian and Ricky went through a few ounces and are in serious need of a lung bath. The Boys chat about banging robots, Donald Trump’s film history, and the Canadian that shot down the Red Baron!

Julian and Ricky put their friendship to the test as they square off in “The Best Buddies Game.” Bubbles talks about all of the terrible things that happened in April throughout history, and Ricky explains the connection between Jesus and the Easter Bunny.

The Boys are into a few cans of their very own beer - Freedom 35, available soon across Canada! They talk about contaminated cola, John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock, and borntdays. Plus: Bubbles works on a new song about Julian’s sexy muscles!

The Boys are here with a STATE OF THE UNION on the day that they unleash Season 11 on Netflix!

Ricky's injury isn't healing properly, so the boys head back to see Sam Losco. Ricky takes drastic action when the power gets shut off at the rink.

Lahey threatens the boys ability to stay on schedule for their deal with Snoop Dogg. Julian has a plan to stop Randy and Lahey from disrupting their business.

Bubbles and Julian get themselves into some greasy business with lobsters and farmers. Lahey reveals his big secret to Ricky. Randy receives some news concerning his application to the police academy.

The Boys are back in the sack, and they’re opening up piss jugs from Big Joe, DECENT gifts from Bedford (Pennsylvania, not Nova Scotia), and a kitty album from Pony Death Ride! PLUS: The Boys are giving you the chance to help decorate Sunnyvale!

St. Patrick’s Day drinking resulted in a complete black-out week that fucked over the podcash streak and somehow landed Bubbles and Ricky in the Bahamas. The Boys try to piece together what happened, and discuss some money-making plans.

Vacations are supposed to be restful but the Boys are fucking tired today (especially Robb, who celebrated his birthday yesterday). Get updates on Out of the Park, Freedom 35, the mobile game, the podcast fuck-around, and more!

The dicks at SwearNet studios cannot find Ricky, Julian, or Bubbles! The podcast set is empty, except for a fuckload of evidence that points to the Boys failing to pace themselves with their St. Paddy’s Day drinking!

Back to Boys being Boys! Watch all 10 episodes of this DECENT season, exclusively on Netflix on March 31st. Feel the need for weed!

It’s a spooky and sexy podcash as the Boys discuss banging ghosts! Bubbles puts out a skeptical challenge to supernatural beings of all genders to bang him in his shed tonight. PLUS: Ricky takes on Julian in a loser-takes-Randy-to-dinner game of Jeopardy!