The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Still in Orlando, Bubbles and the Boys go to a big cat park. Ricky attempts to wrestle an alligator and Julian takes the Boys off-roading.

While on the road for Netflix’s “Trailer Park Boys - Out of the Park: USA,” Bubbles did not fuck around! Instead, he and the Shitrockers (along with Alex fuckin’ Lifeson) recorded a song and shot a music video that is sure to make him a star!

Award-winning R&B/Soul artist Divine Brown joins the podcash this week and it’s making Julian frisky! The Boys ask Divine if certain foods can help you sing better, if the Backstreet Boys are dicks, and Bubbles gets a new stage name: BUBBLES SUN MOON!

Join Lord Stanley’s Cup and two versions of Jason as the Boys celebrate HELLoween on this week’s podcash! Learn some fun facts (such as - Halloween is held on the same day every year) and watch the Boys carve pumpkins and pound Ricky’s Catch 23 Malt Liquor!

Three ghoulish food fucks cook up some fearsome food, highlighted by a dessert of OJ Simpson's Gingerbread Glove. Meanwhile, glittery cock-faced Hitler pumpkin keeps grim watch.

Danny Weis has played next to Jimi Hendrix, Lou Reed, maybe Janis Joplin (he’s not sure, there were a lot of drugs going around in the 60’s), and many more DECENT musicians. Today, the poor bastard has to sit next to Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles.

Bubbles lays down some ground rules in hopes of having a civilized conversation with week’s guest - R&B artist Reeny Smith. Ricky asks Reeny to sing some “Acapulco” music, and Bubbles kills a rumour about his involvement with the Illuminati.

Julian admits that he used to dress like Scott Baio after learning of Chachi’s many romantic exploits. Bubbles is dealing with a dirty ol’ hangover, and Ricky develops a plan to put a stop to all of these hurricanes! PLUS: Who holds the world record for longest nipples?

Time for some schoolyard nostalgia with two gonads known as "Sir" and "The Boy!" It's just like a day at school, except the milk gets you drunk and the science experiment gets you high!

The Boys are back with some updates from the world of SwearNet! They catch us up on the (totally fucked) last couple of months, and welcome a bunch of brand new fuckers to the website. They also discuss Randy’s balls!

It’s a tribute to a cinematic icon as the Offworld dicks dress like their favourite Mel Gibson characters and feast on Mel-inspired meals. Guest starring the voice-over talents of the raging, frothing, heavy-breathing maniac himself!

Randy (and for a drunken few seconds, Lahey) join the podcash to announce that they will be joining the Boys on tour next week, and the Boys are PISSED. Randy sticks around as the Boys talk about a higher power, and celebrate Patrick Swayze’s borntday!

The Boys are extremely baked for this Rudi-filled Mailbag. Mike does a bit of detective work to learn more about this mysterious super fan, and JP receives the gift of Swayze.

The Boys are back in the Mailbag tent after finishing Season 12! They get some DECENT fan art, some kind of horse-cock load back, and some Guns N Roses guitar picks! PLUS: Rudi is OUT OF CONTROL!

Chico makes the best of a medical emergency by not letting his kidney go to waste. Instead, he’s jamming it into a fucking pie, served alongside chicken soup and some kind of berry-nut-rum-jizz dessert!

The Boys were into the weirdo hash before sitting down for this podcash (and Bubbles crushed plenty of Freedom 35 Lagers). They deal with rooftop seagulls, sing about cockbergs, and Ricky gets a package from Crayola Canada!

Ricky is fucking tired and doesn’t want to do this, but he’s back with another “Ask Me Fucking Anything” from the set of Season 12. He lights a joint and answers questions about Snoop Dogg, his love life, fighting Tom Arnold, and a fuckload more!

Ricky is on his couch answering YOUR questions! He offers advice on quitting smoking, chooses his favourite pet, and airs some grievances about Bubbles’ kitties. PLUS: A fan calls him out on his poor finger-licking chip etiquette!

Ricky is ready to murder the camera dicks and he wants to show the SwearNet audience why. No ice, shitty food, and a lack of benefits are pushing him over the edge. Meanwhile, everyone else on set is living the sweet life!

Pour Lahey a drink and he’ll answer whatever the fuck you want him to answer. He responds to fan questions about his daughter Treena, why he is so hard on the Boys, and whether or not he was disappointed to learn that he is not Ricky’s father.

The biggest little prick in the park is ready to answer your questions! Conky shares his opinion of Bobby Turkalino, puppet fetishes, and talks about his fashion choices. PLUS: Conky cooks up some greasy ways to fuck with Ricky!

This week’s podcash comes to you from the front of Bubbles’ shed! In this episode, Bubbles and Julian are amazed when Ricky correctly pronounces something he has struggled with his entire life. PLUS: Are we in an alternate universe, or are we just stoned?

There’s enough dope and rum in this breakfast that you’d swear it was straight from Sunnyvale. Join the Offworld Cookery team for an early-morning fucked-up exploration of the full English breakfast!

The 99th instalment of the podcash gives Bubbles the perfect opportunity to tout Wayne Gretzky’s many impressive hockey achievements, but Ricky would’ve preferred 99 joints of weed on the wall instead.

Bubbles is reporting again from Sunnyvale! Well, he’s mainly just fucking with people while they work. He chats with director Bobby Farrelly, finds out about a terrible rash that Lahey has, and learns Marguerite’s anger management techniques!

On this week’s podcash, the Boys ponder the existence of aliens and the disappearance of Trevor. They also discuss the most painful moments in their lives (Ricky remembers something worse than Mo shooting his nuts), and Bubbles gets so high he thinks he has time-travelled!