The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Silly scoundrels Pickles and Jelly are back! The girls discuss the differences between “photography” and “pornography” and experiment with Horse Tranquilizer! Today’s episode is brought to you by the word of the day: LESBIANS!

Well, The Morning Show has completely fallen to shit and the girls have already gone way over their $50 production budget. Thankfully, they have a ton of Mom Wine (now with tequila!) to get both fucked AND fucked up.

Bubbles is still busy with Axl Rose (or possibly hanging out with Floppy the Seal), but it’s ok, because Randy Bobandy is here, and he brought burgers! Ricky discusses his plan to fight a bear with a salt and vinegar mop, and he teaches us about “the hook” - the best way to pick up women at four-way stops!

Julian is back with advice on choosing a career path, dealing with ‘the one that got away,’ how to handle fucking assholes, and the best way to become a professional wrestler.

Bubbles had to skip the podcast, but don’t worry, he is supplying a surprise replacement… and that replacement is a drunk bastard who accidentally ate two weed brownies. Jim Lahey joins Ricky and Julian to talk about Humper S. Thompson, fish bras, and the traumatizing event that changed the way Randy dresses.

The camera dicks have finally fucked off! The Boys are relaxing with a nice liquor picnic by the ocean, and they’re chatting about Ricky’s new pet seal, Wayne Gretzky toast, and why anyone with a power tool is smarter than Thomas Edison. Plus: Bubbles tells the time with a Liquormen’s sundial!

Bubbles answers questions about Kitty Island, his musical talents, Donald Trump, and why cats hate cucumbers. And where in the fuck is Conky?

It’s Canada Day and the Boys are right out of ‘er! Jacob joins Ricky, Bubbles, and Julian to snack on donairs and celebrate CANADAMAN’S founding of the Great White fucking North. They also discuss the most fucked up things they’ve banged, and the danger posed to Sunnyvale by New Hampshire zombie dogs.

Join the Shit Wizard of Sunnyvale for a drinky poo and a Q&A! Jim Lahey discusses the zen moment of 10/10 drunk, what he’d do to make America fuckin great again, and he takes aim at the greatest threat to global security: bottle kids.

For the third and final toke, Ricky offers his opinions on cats and stupid fucking George Green. He also shares some advice from his old man, and weighs in on Tronald Dump!

Ricky’s back with more answers to your fucking questions, with advice on wooing women, the motivation behind his hairdo, and he even dabbles in existentialism, whatever the fuck that is.

The Boys have sent an update from Sunnyvale (where it is actually sunny - rare because June has been raining horse cocks in Nova Scotia). They've been busy AS FUCK but they've got some updates on Season 11, Out of the Park, and their upcoming tour!

Charming Euro-sluts Svetlana and Vivian are back! This week, they're talking Sex on the Beach (both the drink and the act of banging on a beach), and they're answering viewer questions!

Bubbles has been crunching some numbers on a DECENT business idea that will make him one of the wealthiest fuckers in Sunnyvale! Ricky, Julian, and those Dragons’ Den dicks can fuck right off too!

The fucked mind behind "Dumb and Dumber" and "There's Something about Mary" is in Sunnyvale!! The boys chat with comedy legend Bobby Farrelly about pigman cocks, roller skates, and Bubbles’ GREASY reason to visit the produce section!

This week, Randy hosts because Mr. Lahey tried to drink himself sober before the show. Bill Wood joins the show to perform some magic tricks and Randy cooks cheeseburger pancakes while Lahey recovers from a liquor shitstorm.

Wanna look like Johnny Depp? Of course you fucking do! Kaitlin and Laura show you how.

Ricky's been Googling on the worldy pipe this week! Hear what he's learned about bat cocks, horse wheels, how to bang a lemon, curing bad breath, and more weird shit!

The Liquor Wicker Basket is calling the shots this week! Randy and Lahey bicker over a lack of guests, this week's toast, and Randy's fucked liquorball sandwiches. Will a sing-along make it all better? NOPE!

This week's "guest" is a mysterious horse-man-creature who definitely isn't Ricky! Also: is farting a superpower? What is a jerk shirt? Can you hide in a pickle? Fuck, that honey oil is kicking in today!

This week, Lahey breaks some records – and a record player – and Randy cooks up some mini English muffin cheeseburger pizzas. Actor and writer Bill Carr also returns for another interview attempt. But this time, HE'S the Liquor!

Welcome to another Professional-Official-Not Fake TPB Podcast! This week, the Boys reveal Julian's Olympic dance team aspirations, sample more of Ricky's fusion food, give Bubbles an eye test, and play Trailer Park Boys Drinko (in stores soon, beef jerky chip retractor not included)

This week's guest star is Halifax Q104's Bobby Mac! He gives Lahey and Randy a lesson in radio voice-overs and samples Randy's special french toast... but is that all he's been sampling?

How to deal with asshole brothers-in-law, dog thieves, greasy bosses and bad hangovers, and how not to get a job at SwearNet!

Kaitlin and Laura are back at the SwearNet studio and are making some daring new shows! And if things get fucked up... Preston can deal with it.

Ace musician Matt Andersen is this week's podcast guest! He plays some deee-cent tunes, and chats with the Boys about Prince, rock-eating crocodiles, and tom-tato plants. We also learn the truth about Ricky's "fingering accident"!