The definitive Swearnet Episode list

The rum is poured and Julian is answering your questions. He has advice on getting money that you are owed from your boss, what to do about shitty ex’s and shitty cousins, and most importantly - how to not piss yourself.

On the advice of Mike fuckin’ Smith, Kaitlin and Laura head down to the Halifax waterfront to see who can casually drop in the most swear words while trying to order food. Which fucking fuck will get the most fucks in?

While Julian is off celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio, T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are in the trizailor this week! T talks about his cross-Canada tour, and Ricky claims he can produce diamonds from his ass. Plus - can porn dogs sniff out adult material?

The Boys have finally reached the bottom of the Mailbag, so it’s time to fill that cocksucker up again! This episode’s haul includes a 3D-printed cock from Drunk News, a Vince the Pince blanket, and some DECENT Buddy Guy shit from Chicago!

Grab yourself a cup of mushroom tea, some hash pumpkin cake, and a couple of drinks - the Boys are celebrating Halloween! Ricky, er, Weed Man, explains how Santa and God created Halloween, and the Boys do their best to play Jeopardy before the hash sets in.

Randy is excited for Halloween (he even made brain burgers for Randy’s Kitchen), but Mr. Lahey is a wreck, due to the painful memories of Halloween 1977. Instead, Mr. Lahey would rather have a sippy-poo and share footage of a recent trip he and Randers took to Peggy’s Cove, Nova Scotia!

Julian wasn’t able to make it to the podcast this week, but luckily SwearNet got local prison guard “Gorilla Fingers” as a special guest! He talks about the ins and outs of cavity searches -- why he does them, whether or not he enjoys them, as well as stories about the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.”

JP and Robb are joined by a six foot cock for the Mailbag! The Boys get packages from Leeds, California, and about 50 fucking million questions from Alberta. They also get a bit of love from Sugar Bitches and Weedmaps!

Julian and Bubbles have been working hard on a greasy new deal and they’re ready to announce it to the world (and to Ricky)! The Boys are making a beer, and they need your help choosing a dirty design for the can! Plus: Ricky has to choose between quitting smoking and giving up chips, but he has a plan.

The first sneaky peek preview of Trailer Park Boys: Out Of The Park Europe, coming to Netflix Oct 28!

Vivian and Svetlana are well lubricated for the 4th and final edition of the Cocktale Hour! Vivian discusses her love of animals (ferrets and dogs are the flavour of the day today), and Svetlana discusses her love of Vivian’s dad. Plus: learn how to mix yourself a “Screaming Orgasm!”

This one puts the fucking skusting in diskusting. Will Robis eat Doodle’s scab in exchange for injectable hash? Did we actually write that fucking sentence? This one is so fucked, even Pug feels sick about it.

Canada’s most prolific visual artist is at it again! On this week’s podcast, Ricky creates a new drawing for charity. He also takes a crack at explaining the bullshit behind global warming. Plus - Bubbles is hard into the wine and his hosting of Sunnyvale Jeopardy goes off the rails!

In the latest Mailbag, the Boys get some DECENT fan art, a shit apple, and a FUCKED request to do 200 tiny autographs - FUCK! Mike Smith’s mouth gets absolutely destroyed by by dragon’s blood, and the boys open a contender for “package of the year” from Hawaii.

Bubbles is getting sophisticated this week with some fancy cheese and some “Punch Me in the Nuts” wine, and he might get his hands on some BANG champagne for the weekend. After the Boys finish this week’s round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, Ricky reveals his artistic masterpiece, “The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu,” and YOU will have a chance to own it!

The Cats got themselves a real-deal rocket ship, which means it’s the perfect time for only one thing: GETTING DRUNK AND HIGH AND PLAYIN’ SPACE!

Time for more free shit for the Boys! In this episode, the Boys get a GREASY Randy ring from Big Joe, some special space gifts, a fuckload of Swedish candy, and more! Plus - the Boys open a mystery box full of weird powder… anthrax? Bath salts? Find out!

Last month, Olympic wrestler Korey Jarvis was competing in Rio, this month, he’s locking horns in a game of Sunnyvale Family Feud! Korey (with a K and E) chats with the Boys about getting elbowed in the wiener, whether or not he’d try UFC, and the greasy shit that goes on in the Olympic Village! PLUS - Could he take down the GREEN BASTARD??

Water bongs make smoking dope a smooth experience - maybe too fucking smooth. Especially when you’re a kitty.

Heather the samsquamptch has awoken from hibernation and she has a hunger for LOVE! With a little help from her BFF Barb, Heather sets up a Tinder account and finds herself on the fast track to romance!

Pug and the boys are welcoming a new sorry bastard to Inwood. Stink Bug gets initiated into the greasy kingdom by chugging dirty scusting rancid chocolate milk. For absolute fuck’s sake!

Jean Marie is tired of being underappreciated at SwearNet studios. She’s gunning for a promotion, and whether it’s mopping walls, renting vehicles, or buying lunch for the office, she’s going to prove that she’s an ASSet. YOU BET!

Ohhh dick, Pug’s back and he’s doubling down on a dirty jump that is guaranteed to knock the cigrits out of ya!

The worst part of a one night stand is trying to make a sneaky exit without having to deal with the random fucker you’ve banged. Kaitlin tries her best ninja moves and attempts to vanish without a trace!

Ashley lives a dull life, working a boring job, in a loveless marriage. But this is no ordinary day -- things are about to get pretty fuckin’ crazy, pretty fuckin’ quick!

Holy fuck the mailbag pile is big! Mike encounters cocks and hot sauce, Big Joe sends more goodies from Thailand, and JP gets a gift fit for the goddamn battlefield!