The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Let's get into the fucking goods on the latest Mailbag! There's Newfie booze, Sheryl Crow (the singer, not the crow), and the BIGGEST package ever. But someone's getting jack shit...

Ricky has a new medical complaint - what the fuck is up with him this time? Bubbles rushes to the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility to investigate...

Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a fucking shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas -- and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what the fuck's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.

Shhhh! This week, the puppets find themselves in the worst place to be spilling fucked-up secrets! Who's going straight to Puppet Hell?

Ricky's having a bad morning. An unwelcome piss boner, no ice cream for breakfast... This jail fucking SUCKS!!

Feeling temptated by your neighbour's spouse? Join your hands with Ricky Brown and send that muthafucka Satan back to Hell! Put yo HANDS UP!!!

Ricky has given Bubbles the task of looking after his weed plants. Easy, huh? Just give 'em some red, green, and blue. But which is which?

What is God telling us? Ricky Brown don't know! But He leads us not into temptation, like doing bank robberies and shit. Hold onto the walls of Salvation for Ricky's most kickass sermon yet!

Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 - there's no fucking dice in chess! It's gonna be a long evening...

Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?

Ricky's been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles...

Welcome to fuckin' Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it's Peter from Poland!

Oh shiiit, it's Final Approach Friday! Mike's at the helm, Pat and Robb are in the Roach Nest with a meaty smorgasbord, and JP's dialling in on the worldly pipe, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on April 30th, 2021.

Big fucking surprise, Pat is still hungover, but it's okay because there's Baileys in the coffee, shrimp in the scampi, and a shitload of classic viral Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, April 29th, 2021.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's fucking SWEARMAN! Now don't shit your diaps, just get ready to suck on some BLUEBERRY SWEARCOCK*! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, April 28th, 2021. (* – pie)

Holy shit, Pat is hung the fuck over AGAIN, but he and Mike are still giving you the full Roach Approach, with steaks, stories, dashes, dots, and cocks! And it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on April 27th, 2021.

SwearNet Mailbag - better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?

Celebrate twenty years of Trailer Park Boys with sentimental reminiscences, special guests, and more fucking booze and dope than you can handle! From the LIVE broadcast on April 22, 2021. (Now in one long combined 5 hour pre-*and*-post-internet fuckup episode, you thirsty shitlords!)

The puppets head to an intergalactic transmitting station for some academic research on aliens. Nah, just fucking with ya - they're drunk, high and ready for a bust-up!

Marvel at JP's rippling muscles as he punches his way into more Mailbag goodies! Mike gets gouging with his new weapon, and there's a SERIOUS candy stash! But what the fuck's a Twizzler Summit?!

Holy fuck it's Final Approach Friday! Who's up for a dirty old fucking Caesar and some Eggs with the Benedicts while the Boys take your calls? From the LIVE broadcast on April 16th, 2021.

You don't mind if Pat folds his shitty laundry in the Roach Nest today, do you? Get a fucking grimace on your face: it's time for a greasy gangbang! From the LIVE broadcast on April 15th, 2021.

It is Wednesday, my cunts, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today! Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs! From the LIVE broadcast on April 14th, 2021.

Today Pat's got Cones, Cobblers, Counts — and it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuuuuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, April 13th, 2021.

Never mind the Bollocks, here's SwearNet Mailbag! This week's fuckin' good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!

One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's fucking go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can fuck right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!