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LIVE BROADCAST Mar 8th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 8th, 2021
Someone drank too fucking much over the weekend, but Pat's dragged himself in to bring you the goddamn Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 5th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 5th, 2021
You thought the birthday shit was over? Get in some fucking blue you cunts, and let's take calls with Pat, Mike, and JP here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 5th, 2021.
Episode 41 - I'll Romance the Fuck Outta You
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 41 - I'll Romance the Fuck Outta You
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!
LIVE BIRTHDAY BROADCAST Mar 4th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BIRTHDAY BROADCAST Mar 4th, 2021
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, PAT YOU AMAZING CUNT! Celebrate today with Roach Clips, some cake, and a very special fucking birthday surprise! Broadcast LIVE on March 4th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 3rd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 3rd, 2021
Pat and Mike want you to be fucking happy, so let's all dig into a plate of cold cuts and simplify some shit, here on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 3rd, 2021.
Episode 11 - Rock You
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 11 - Rock You
The Boys have a Thriller of a challenge as the Master of Puppets (or not) Get Back and Get Down On It with some Dirty Deeds... oh for fuck's sake let's just get on with it!
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 2nd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 2nd, 2021
Oh the places you'll fucking go on the Roach Approach! Join Pat and Mike, answering your fucked-up relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on March 2nd, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 1st, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 1st, 2021
It's Motivational Monday, motherfuckers, so let's get in the car for the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 1st, 2021. HORSE COCK!
Episode 66 - One Elf Per Nerd
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 66 - One Elf Per Nerd
On this week's feel-good-as-fuck Mailbag: Mike's gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 26th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 26th, 2021
It's Final Approach Friday! The Boys are here and the phone lines are open, so let's take some calls with bacon and a liquor drink, only on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 26th, 2021.
Episode 40 - Douglas, The Shit-Eating Bear
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 40 - Douglas, The Shit-Eating Bear
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't fucking read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the FUCK have the Boys been smoking today?!!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 25th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 25th, 2021
Pat's feeling better and his shit is cleaned up, so get your taints in fucking gear because it's time for ANOTHER! FUCKING! ROACH! APPROACH! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb. 25th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 24th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 24th, 2021
Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. (Pat is feeling better now!)
Episode 10 - Floaters
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 10 - Floaters
Our three fucked puppeteers try to keep their heads above water - but which one will be overcome by the Winds of Shit?
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 23rd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 23rd, 2021
It's fucking Twitter Tuesday and Pat is here on the Roach Approach to answer your fucked-up sex questions! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 23rd, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 22nd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 22nd, 2021
It's Motivational Fucking Monday and Pat's got ankles, nutsacks, and assholes on the brain! Now get fucking motivated! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 22nd, 2021.
Episode 65 - Gimme An 'R'
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 65 - Gimme An 'R'
The Boys have a fuckton of letters to get through, but have a treat in store when they get to the 'meat n pataters'!! They open packages from a Mailbag Hall-of-Famer, a Canadian rock legend, and a little green fucker!
LIVE BROADCAST! Feb 19th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST! Feb 19th, 2021
It's Final Approach Friday! Let's get together with our best fucking friends in the Roach Nest and take some fucking calls! From the LIVE BROADCAST on Feb 19th, 2021. (FUCK YES THE LIVE BUTTON WORKED)
Episode 39 -  Ricky, the Robin Hood of Hockey
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 39 - Ricky, the Robin Hood of Hockey
Ommmmm... oh for fack's sake! Bubbles is trying to meditate but Julian's more interested in bowling dates with single moms! Ricky has a plan to bring overpriced hockey gear to the kids, and Bubbles tests his knowledge on the Beverly Hillbillies. Also: Lawyer cats, the $5 million dog, and desert island survival skills!
Feb 18th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
Feb 18th, 2021
It's Drink Fucking Wine Day! Let's settle the fuck back with a glass of wine or ten and milk the shit out of a new fucking Roach Approach!
Feb 17th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
Feb 17th, 2021
No live stream today, but you still get to see the Roach Approach! Pat's on a fucking kindness streak, so let's get in his car and be fucking nice to everyone for Random Act of Kindness Day! We're also gonna learn more than we fucking needed to know about Pat and vegetables for National Cabbage Day! Hey, anyone hungry?
Episode 9 - Head, Shoulders, Knees and Gunt
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 9 - Head, Shoulders, Knees and Gunt
Body parts are about to fly as three cloth-eared cocksuckers duke it out in the parking lot!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 16th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 16th, 2021
Ah fuck, this was gonna broadcast LIVE on Feb 16th, 2021 but some shit fucked up and we ended up shitcasting into the shit abyss! Anyway Pat's load is in the machine and Mike is Roach Approachin' for Almond Day, International [Cock and Ball] Pancake Day, and holy fuck, Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 15th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 15th, 2021
Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach! Pat and Mike are in and live (on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy) to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE DANCING? From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 12th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 12th, 2021
TFIF: Thank Fuck It's Friday! Let's roll a joint and pour a liquor drink and maybe take some fucking calls here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 12th, 2021.
Episode 38 - Teen Bag
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 38 - Teen Bag
Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a fucking freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 11th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 11th, 2021
The Roach Approach is celebrating National Fucking Make-A-Damn-Friend Day with some...Roach Clips! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 11th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 10th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 10th, 2021
Welcome back to The Roach Approach! Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day! Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.
Episode 8 - Me, Myself And... FUCK
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 8 - Me, Myself And... FUCK
The Boys have a helluva challenge this week, as the fabric fuckheads do battle amongst the veggies!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 9th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 9th, 2021
Live with Pat Roach for a word on how every day is a fucking holiday, and we hear from YOU for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 9, 2021!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 8th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 8th, 2021
Is shit constantly fucking up on you!? Life got you down!? Then let Pat Roach teach you how to approach life in a whole new way! His way! The Roach Approach!
Episode 37 - The Kittyman
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 37 - The Kittyman
Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate fucking mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are fucked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!
Episode 7 - The Black Hole
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 7 - The Black Hole
This week the Boys get down and dirty in a stinky old cave, and turn the air fuckin' blue!
The Kittyman
Trailer Park Boys
On the Road with Trailer Park Boys
The Kittyman
There are sea shanties, and then there are sea shanties about kitties sung by the Trailer Park Boys. THIS is that sea shanty.
Episode 36 - Oscar Mayer Weiner Drivers
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 36 - Oscar Mayer Weiner Drivers
The Boys are considering a career move - do they have a sweet future ahead, or are they gonna be hot-dogging it?! Also: hunting for samsquamptches in Oklahoma, the perils of the left cheek sneak, and tall hairy hillbillies!
SWEARNET NEWS - LIVE TEST
Swearnet News
SWEARNET NEWS - LIVE TEST
And we're LIVE!!! Mike is drunk and testing the SwearNet App LIVE feature. He and Robb 'The Scoop' Wells investigate some fucking big breaking news about Canada's #1 Sexual Muscleman...
Episode 6 - Puppetry Fucketry: The Musical
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 6 - Puppetry Fucketry: The Musical
Robb, JP and Mike hit the HIGH notes this week, as the three cloth clowns hit the rodeo for a lil' musical number!
Episode 64 - Workout Music = GAME CHANGER!
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 64 - Workout Music = GAME CHANGER!
In the Bag today: Music to get JP pumping in the gym, awesome arts and crafts, and a little black lacy number for... Pat? Mike also reveals how Robb got them got busted in Birmingham, Alabama!
Episode 35 - Big Cheers to Kenny
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 35 - Big Cheers to Kenny
It's been a helluva week, and the Boys are ready to get banged up! Before they do, they discuss President Joe Junior, cheating on a sex doll, and the hacker that locked up a bunch of cocks. Ricky also discovers he's suffering from a terrible disease! Plus: grab a drink as the Boys make toast to a beloved Sunnyvale resident.
Episode 5 - Desert Island Dicks
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 5 - Desert Island Dicks
Sea, sand, cupcakes and moose steaks... Join the Boys and three new puppets for a seaside smorgasbord of fucketry!
Episode 63 - Red Hot Chili Nuts
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 63 - Red Hot Chili Nuts
It's the most dangerous show on the worldypipe! The knives (and fists) fly as Pat joins the Boys in the Bag for the first fucked episode of 2021. Find out who's gonna have a burning butthole in the morning!
Episode 34 - Julian's Muscle Wax
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 34 - Julian's Muscle Wax
Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on fucking FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost Fuckulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving bellywork to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!
Episode 4 - One, Two, Three, Fucked
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 4 - One, Two, Three, Fucked
The liquor's flowing as the fabric fuckery continues! This week: We meet three hairy cults!
Episode 33 - Spoiler Alert
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 33 - Spoiler Alert
Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're fucked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!
Episode 3 - Bus Stop Baked-Off
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 3 - Bus Stop Baked-Off
Three baked-as-fuck puppets pit their wits and rhymes against each other - and things begin to unravel fast!
Episode 32 - The Spice Boys
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 32 - The Spice Boys
Fuck you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the fuck happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!!
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2021
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys New Year's Message 2021
2020 can take a big hydraulic suck on our nuts - get ready for 2021, and something DECENT happening at SwearNet.com on January 1! HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!!!
Episode 2 - Kenfucky Fried Chicken
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 2 - Kenfucky Fried Chicken
It's Puppetry Fucketry Round Two, and the Boys have a killer barnyard challenge! Who will be top of the swears, and who's a felt fuck-up?
App Update - December 29, 2020
Swearnet News
App Update - December 29, 2020
Smith explains how the fuck to use the app, including how to sign up, and how to get your in-app payments to work.
Episode 4 - Such A Load Of Sample
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 4 - Such A Load Of Sample
Terry's search for his Halifax ancestors is turning into one big fucking dumpster fire. Is his luck is about to change after he meets a regular down at the Legion?
Episode 3 - Yeah No Have A Good Night, Bud
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 3 - Yeah No Have A Good Night, Bud
It's a long fucking way to Nova Scotia, but Terry's nearly made it! Just a couple more miles down the road. Nothing to go wrong now, eh?
Episode 2 - Rods Of Steel
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 2 - Rods Of Steel
Terry gets a ride from some actor guy called Bob. He's probably bullshitting about his Hollywood life, but has a great idea for a movie!