The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Get yer disco shoes on, fucking dorks, it's time for some...Thursday Night Fever? HORSE COCK! Also: yet another shitload of food! From the LIVE broadcast on July 15th, 2021.

With nothing on but shoes and a backpack and a spring in his fucking step, Pat is nude and rude and out and about! Hope you don't mind tan lines! Also: sharks. From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, July 14th, 2021.

Hear ye hear ye, the ROACH is on the fucking APPROACH! Now learn what the fuck Pat can do with an Etch-a-Sketch and a paper bag! From the LIVE broadcast on Monday, July 12th, 2021.

Final Approach Friday, and we have a special guest in the Roach Nest: Leigh McInnis! And kabobs! And...a fucking piano? From the LIVE broadcast on July 9th, 2021.

Today the Roach is gonna eat fucking goddamn massive ice cream sundaes, show some Roach Clips, and do a fucking science experiment! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, July 8th, 2021.

Today's Roach Approach is dive bars, a metric fuckton of food, and something called...Bonza Bottler? Pat, wipe ya fuckin mouth! From the LIVE broadcast on July 7th, 2021.

Get a bikini on yer tits and swing yer hips, the Roach is fuckin' back, baby! From the LIVE broadcast on July 5th, 2021.

Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!

Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag - but with all the fucking autograph requests, the Boys have got work to do! But they do get to feast on squeezy cheese, ketchup Pringles and fuck gummies. Also: Who's brave enough to eat a salt & vinegar cricket?

Ricky's desperate to look at pictures of bush - and he doesn't mean the landscape photos in the National Geographic! Can Bubbles lend a hand?

Fuck the Olympics, it's the annual Pop-O-Matic game tournament at the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility! Can Terry's lucky thumb win Julian some serious coin?

Let's get into the fucking goods on the latest Mailbag! There's Newfie booze, Sheryl Crow (the singer, not the crow), and the BIGGEST package ever. But someone's getting jack shit...

Ricky has a new medical complaint - what the fuck is up with him this time? Bubbles rushes to the Sunnyvale Correctional Facility to investigate...

Whoa, it's Shopping Cart Day! Don't barbecue in a fucking shopping cart, be careful when you eat cicadas -- and watch what you smoke, jailbirds! Learn the history of brunch and Captain Morgan, and the insider scoop on shark loads. Also: what the fuck's the difference between stoned, baked, and high? From the LIVE broadcast on Friday, June 4th, 2021.

Shhhh! This week, the puppets find themselves in the worst place to be spilling fucked-up secrets! Who's going straight to Puppet Hell?

Ricky's having a bad morning. An unwelcome piss boner, no ice cream for breakfast... This jail fucking SUCKS!!

Feeling temptated by your neighbour's spouse? Join your hands with Ricky Brown and send that muthafucka Satan back to Hell! Put yo HANDS UP!!!

Ricky has given Bubbles the task of looking after his weed plants. Easy, huh? Just give 'em some red, green, and blue. But which is which?

What is God telling us? Ricky Brown don't know! But He leads us not into temptation, like doing bank robberies and shit. Hold onto the walls of Salvation for Ricky's most kickass sermon yet!

Bubbles gives Ricky a masterclass in chess for the jail tournament. Rule #1 - there's no fucking dice in chess! It's gonna be a long evening...

Catch the Helicopter of Love to the Airport of Heaven – Ricky Brown is here to save yo sorry asses with more divine wisdom and marriage advice! And which SwearNet viewer receives the Wrath of Ricky this week?

Ricky's been to the infirmary and has some bad news to share with Julian and Bubbles...

Welcome to fuckin' Letterbag! This week, amazing studs Mike, Robb and Sir John Paul get a giggly high, a package from Hall of Famer Rudi, and JP gets another sexy t-shirt challenge. Plus: Hey, it's Peter from Poland!

Oh shiiit, it's Final Approach Friday! Mike's at the helm, Pat and Robb are in the Roach Nest with a meaty smorgasbord, and JP's dialling in on the worldly pipe, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on April 30th, 2021.

Big fucking surprise, Pat is still hungover, but it's okay because there's Baileys in the coffee, shrimp in the scampi, and a shitload of classic viral Roach Clips! From the LIVE broadcast on Thursday, April 29th, 2021.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's fucking SWEARMAN! Now don't shit your diaps, just get ready to suck on some BLUEBERRY SWEARCOCK*! From the LIVE broadcast on Wednesday, April 28th, 2021. (* – pie)