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Episode 6 - Home Is Where You're Bloomed
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 6 - Home Is Where You're Bloomed
While Terry is showing the crew some badass moves, he discovers a secret. Has he found fucking freedom... or something else?
LIVE BROADCAST Apr 14, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Apr 14, 2021
It is Wednesday, my cunts, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today! Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs! From the LIVE broadcast on April 14th, 2021.
Episode 17 - The Dicks Of Many Voices
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 17 - The Dicks Of Many Voices
Are the Boys too damn high to operate their puppets this week? Plus, the giggly little freaks have a fucker of a dialogue challenge. Let's visit the sex toy factory and find out who's the biggest dildo!
LIVE BROADCAST Apr 13, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Apr 13, 2021
Today Pat's got Cones, Cobblers, Counts — and it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuuuuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, April 13th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Apr 12, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Apr 12, 2021
Aaand we are fucking back, you greasy cockrockets! Grab yourself a slice of Pat's extra-fucking-special grilled cheese and strap into a shitcapsule because the Roach Approach is go for shitlaunch! From the live broadcast on April 12th, 2021.
Episode 70 - Come Together
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 70 - Come Together
Never mind the Bollocks, here's SwearNet Mailbag! This week's fuckin' good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!
Episode 5 - Back from the Garden
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Episode 5 - Back from the Garden
Rev. Ricky Brown is back, nukkas! After spending forty days and forty nights in... hey, it don't matter where the fuck he's been, he's returned to save yo sorry asses from the Devil!
Episode 46 - Blue Suede Shoes
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 46 - Blue Suede Shoes
One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's fucking go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can fuck right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!
Episode 5 - I'll Fuck With A Piece Of Cake
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 5 - I'll Fuck With A Piece Of Cake
There's a big surprise for Bubbles, with cake, chips and condom balloons. But Ricky has one more treat... prepare for takeoff!
Episode 16 - Greasy Porno Sex Moves - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 16 - Greasy Porno Sex Moves - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
There's some dirrrrrty moves this week at in Fucketry pet shop! Who's gonna get their horn scraped, and who'll end up with a turnip up their ass?
Episode 4 - The Naked Saviour
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Episode 4 - The Naked Saviour
Ricky reflects on an unfortunate near-death experience. But being butt naked won't stop Ricky Brown from getting closer to the Lord!
Episode 45 - April Fools' Day Fuck Around Burger
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 45 - April Fools' Day Fuck Around Burger
Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!
Episode 4 - Snacks For A Week
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 4 - Snacks For A Week
The stakes (and Doritos) are high as Ricky, Julian and Bubbles play 'What The Fuck Did He Do To Get In Jail'. Who's gonna be feasting on noodle soup and crackers tonight?
Episode 15 - Yes, Yes, YES - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 15 - Yes, Yes, YES - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Get the first drink of the day down ya, and join the drunk puppets in the locker room for steamy showers and dirty talk!
Episode 69 - Trailer Park Bags
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 69 - Trailer Park Bags
What's in the Bag this week? Robb, JP and Mike get bagged up, moisturised, tongue-tied, and taste the worst flavour potato chips ever! Also: Cozy hats for a great cause!
Episode 3 - Ricky Brown Don't Shave His Balls
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Episode 3 - Ricky Brown Don't Shave His Balls
In today's sermon, Ricky Brown ain't taking no shit from Edith, he ain't shaving his balls, and he ain't eating no muthafucking green Froot Loops!
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 26th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 26th, 2021
It's Final Approach Friday, fucksacks! Pat's got a spiffy new fucking track suit from Mail Bag and a buncha food on the grill, Robb and JP are in the Nest, Mike's at the helm, so let's take some fucking calls! From the LIVE broadcast on March 26th, 2021.
Episode 44 - The Load Game
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 44 - The Load Game
Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?
LIVE Broadcast Mar 25th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE Broadcast Mar 25th, 2021
Holy shit, it's Elton John time, cuntwaffles! Get that fucking maple syrup on and let's do the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 25th, 2021.
Episode 3 - Think Like Warren Buffett
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 3 - Think Like Warren Buffett
Julian's making some serious cash - he's got what people need, and boy do they fucking need it! Because when you gotta go...
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 24, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 24, 2021
Hey hey shitnipples, who's fucking hungry for THE ROACH? Today we learn Pat's special cheesesteak secret, while Mike makes a mean fucking Caesar. From the LIVE broadcast on March 24th, 2021.
Episode 14 - Diagnosis: FUCKED
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 14 - Diagnosis: FUCKED
Holy fuck, is there a doctor in the house? This week's puppets need some fucking therapy!
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 23rd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 23rd, 2021
Get some fucking chips and dip! Prepare for pussy! Pat and Mike are here, and IT'S TWITTER TUESDAY, MOTHERFUUUUUCKERS! From the LIVE broadcast on March 23rd, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 22, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 22, 2021
Welcome the fuck back, cocklords! Pat and Mike are beaming in for a very...special...Motivational Fucking Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 22nd, 2021.
Episode 68 - Big Daddy
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 68 - Big Daddy
Welcome to the 110 millionth edition of Mailbag! This week, Robb's so high he can't read, Pat gets a sexy somethin' for the Roach Approach, and there's pepperoni cocks and moonshine all round! Also: What's in the Big Daddy box?
Episode 2 - The Flames Licked At My Face
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Episode 2 - The Flames Licked At My Face
In today's sermon, Ricky Brown is gonna show y'all how to get soulful for the LORD... providing Edith doesn't fuck it up.
Episode 43 - The Sunnyvale Snack Company
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 43 - The Sunnyvale Snack Company
The Boys are back in business - making their own delicious potato chips! Ricky's at the (mostly not on fire) fryer, flavour scientist Bubbles is perfecting the dirtiest of dirty burger flavours, and 'Julian Musk' is hustling for a buyer - but can he do a deal?
Episode 2 - My Fucking Arm, It Ate It
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 2 - My Fucking Arm, It Ate It
Ricky vs. a pepperoni vending machine. Who do you think's gonna win?
Episode 13 - Baggage Drop Blowout - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 13 - Baggage Drop Blowout - Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
The insults fly high this week as the Boys take a trip to the airport with three freaky puppets!
Episode 67 - Who Doesn't Fucking Love a Moustache
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 67 - Who Doesn't Fucking Love a Moustache
Pat's back in the Bag this week! But hopefully not the 'Rona, that can fuck off. The Boys try to launch a rubber chicken, fight over a wasabi pea, and try a hairy new look!
Episode 1 - Coming To You From The World Wide Web
Ricky Brown's Upliftment Hour
Episode 1 - Coming To You From The World Wide Web
Ricky Brown is coming right into your homes to deliver the Word of the LORD - with the help of SwearNet, Edith, and some muthafucking awesome potato salad.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 12th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 12th, 2021
IT'S FINAL APPROACH FRIDAY!!! Let's take a fuckton of calls with Pat, Mike, Robb, JP and some shit-ass bacon-fucking-wrapped scallops! From the LIVE broadcast on March 12th, 2021. (Roach Approach will be off next week for March Break but don't you fuck off yet, watch out for our other shows! Pat and Mike will be back!)
Episode 42 - Shake & Bake Balogny On A Hotdog Bun
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 42 - Shake & Bake Balogny On A Hotdog Bun
Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy fuck, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 11, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 11, 2021
It's Thursday, fuckapples! Put on a shitty name tag and cram some goddamn popcorn in yer hole, we got Roach Clips incoming! From the LIVE broadcast on March 11th, 2021.
Episode 1 - Greatest Fucking Day Of The Week
Trailer Park Boys Jail Shorts
Episode 1 - Greatest Fucking Day Of The Week
It's Chicken Finger Day in the jail canteen and Ricky's excited as fuck! No-one gets between him and his beloved chicken fingers (the good kind). Or do they?
LIVE BROADCAST MAR10, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST MAR10, 2021
Happy MARIO DAY you fucking goombas! Pat's got some fucking bounce in his step today! Could it be mushrooms? From the LIVE Broadcast on March 10th, 2021.
Episode 12 - Meep Meep, Caww Caww, Cock-A-Doodle-Fuckkk
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 12 - Meep Meep, Caww Caww, Cock-A-Doodle-Fuckkk
What in the FUCK is going on with our loud-mouth felty friends this week? Pucker up puppetry fuckers, it's about to get weird!
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 9th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 9th, 2021
Don't panic, motherfuckers! Sink your fucking teeth into some damn meatballs and get ready for Pat's answers to your relationship questions for Twitter Fucking Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 9th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 8th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 8th, 2021
Someone drank too fucking much over the weekend, but Pat's dragged himself in to bring you the goddamn Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 8th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 5th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 5th, 2021
You thought the birthday shit was over? Get in some fucking blue you cunts, and let's take calls with Pat, Mike, and JP here on the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 5th, 2021.
Episode 41 - I'll Romance the Fuck Outta You
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 41 - I'll Romance the Fuck Outta You
Get ready to swipe right, ladies - Ricky's got a sweet new shirt, and he's looking to get naughty! But which dating app should he join? The Boys also discuss smoking mayonnaise, Lady Gaga, and the jinkety-janked six-legged dog. And find out why Ricky's planning a time-travelling New Year's party - in Siberia!
LIVE BIRTHDAY BROADCAST Mar 4th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BIRTHDAY BROADCAST Mar 4th, 2021
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, PAT YOU AMAZING CUNT! Celebrate today with Roach Clips, some cake, and a very special fucking birthday surprise! Broadcast LIVE on March 4th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 3rd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 3rd, 2021
Pat and Mike want you to be fucking happy, so let's all dig into a plate of cold cuts and simplify some shit, here on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on March 3rd, 2021.
Episode 11 - Rock You
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 11 - Rock You
The Boys have a Thriller of a challenge as the Master of Puppets (or not) Get Back and Get Down On It with some Dirty Deeds... oh for fuck's sake let's just get on with it!
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 2nd, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 2nd, 2021
Oh the places you'll fucking go on the Roach Approach! Join Pat and Mike, answering your fucked-up relationship questions for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on March 2nd, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 1st, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Mar 1st, 2021
It's Motivational Monday, motherfuckers, so let's get in the car for the Roach Approach! Broadcast LIVE on March 1st, 2021. HORSE COCK!
Episode 66 - One Elf Per Nerd
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 66 - One Elf Per Nerd
On this week's feel-good-as-fuck Mailbag: Mike's gonna be in style at the beach with his sexy new swimsuit, and the Boys get into the mystical world of Magic: The Gathering. But can anyone figure out the fucking rules?!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 26th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 26th, 2021
It's Final Approach Friday! The Boys are here and the phone lines are open, so let's take some calls with bacon and a liquor drink, only on the Roach Approach! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb 26th, 2021.
Episode 40 - Douglas, The Shit-Eating Bear
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 40 - Douglas, The Shit-Eating Bear
Wanna wear your underwear for a month? Julian has a solution! Need a wholesome book for kiddies' bedtime? Don't fucking read them the tale of Douglas the bear and Creepy Carl! What the FUCK have the Boys been smoking today?!!
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 25th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 25th, 2021
Pat's feeling better and his shit is cleaned up, so get your taints in fucking gear because it's time for ANOTHER! FUCKING! ROACH! APPROACH! From the LIVE broadcast on Feb. 25th, 2021.
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 24th, 2021
The Roach Approach
Season 1
LIVE BROADCAST Feb 24th, 2021
Pat and Mike are fucking inconveniencing themselves for YOU, so put your pink shirts on and mix up a goddamn pink titty because it's Roach Approach time, motherfuckers! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 24th, 2021. (Pat is feeling better now!)
Episode 10 - Floaters
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 10 - Floaters
Our three fucked puppeteers try to keep their heads above water - but which one will be overcome by the Winds of Shit?