The definitive Swearnet Episode list

It's Drink Fucking Wine Day! Let's settle the fuck back with a glass of wine or ten and milk the shit out of a new fucking Roach Approach!

Body parts are about to fly as three cloth-eared cocksuckers duke it out in the parking lot!

Now entering Week Fucking TWO of the goddamn Roach Approach! Pat and Mike are in and live (on a fucking holiday, hope you're happy) to bring you some fucking motivation, with two special guests. Hey, you like dancing? DO YOU FUCKING LIKE DANCING? From the LIVE broadcast on February 15th, 2021.

Bubbles' belly is rumbling like a fucking freight train today - on the menu are coconuts, day-old pizza and a trailer full of cheese! The Boys also check out a vintage teen magazine, a double-cocked chameleon, and Bubbles' latest bird impressions. CAWW CAWW!

Welcome back to The Roach Approach! Today is, among other things, National Flannel Day! Who's up for some fucking bacon? Broadcast LIVE on Feb 10th, 2021.

Live with Pat Roach for a word on how every day is a fucking holiday, and we hear from YOU for Twitter Tuesday! Broadcast LIVE on Feb 9, 2021!

Bubbles is on a high after his Kittyman sea shanty went viral - Ricky and Julian are just high 'cause they ate fucking mushrooms! Before they go off the rails, they discuss naked bag rats, the 2021 Super Bowl, and why cat tattoos are fucked. Also on the menu: duck fingers, candy Kraft dinner and head in a basket!

There are sea shanties, and then there are sea shanties about kitties sung by the Trailer Park Boys. THIS is that sea shanty.

And we're LIVE!!! Mike is drunk and testing the SwearNet App LIVE feature. He and Robb 'The Scoop' Wells investigate some fucking big breaking news about Canada's #1 Sexual Muscleman...

In the Bag today: Music to get JP pumping in the gym, awesome arts and crafts, and a little black lacy number for... Pat? Mike also reveals how Robb got them got busted in Birmingham, Alabama!

Sea, sand, cupcakes and moose steaks... Join the Boys and three new puppets for a seaside smorgasbord of fucketry!

Watch out Dragons' Den, the Boys are on fucking FIRE with awesome business ideas today! But is anyone gonna invest in muscle care products and the Jack Frost Fuckulator? The Boys also discuss Ricky's dope new sneakers, why octopi are big bullies, and giving bellywork to tickle foxes. Also: DBH and MLK - WTF?!

Ricky and Julian's new year's resolutions are going well - but that's only because they're fucked! The Boys discuss Hawaiian chicken that's definitely NOT looly-looly, Bubbles' nose spiders, and alien space garbage. Also: Ricky tries not to spill the beans about the new season of Trailer Park Boys: Jail!

Fuck you 2020 - bring on 2021! Ricky, Julian and Bubbles awake from a night of partying and try to remember what the fuck happened - who ate all the chocolates, and who performed a striptease? The Boys also unwrap more presents from Santa, and hatch a plan to rob IKEA. Plus: Bubbles has a VERY important announcement!!

It's Puppetry Fucketry Round Two, and the Boys have a killer barnyard challenge! Who will be top of the swears, and who's a felt fuck-up?

Terry's search for his Halifax ancestors is turning into one big fucking dumpster fire. Is his luck is about to change after he meets a regular down at the Legion?

Terry gets a ride from some actor guy called Bob. He's probably bullshitting about his Hollywood life, but has a great idea for a movie!

Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and Randy take to the stage of the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheatre for a night of greasy fun, fights, and a few home truths! Featuring John Dunsworth's final performance as the greatest trailer park supervisor of them all, Jim Lahey.

Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!

Smith has been at the studio for 4 days straight trying to deal with app fuckery and he is finally joined by the boys to update everyone regarding the app but...studio equipment malfunctions push him to the edge.

This Christmas Day, gather your friends and family and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in TPB: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app, launching very soon!

Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!

Harken back to the days of Christmas specials past, when the family huddled around the floor model television to watch Bing Crosby bantering and singing about the Christmas miracle. But he's dead now. It’s 2020, the slush is in the freezer, the kielbasa’s on the table and Tracy and Martina are throwing their own Christmas party. So, come and join them with special guests Heather Rankin, Bette MacDonald, Maynard Morrison, Jordan Musycyn, Colin Grant, and Ed MacDonald. It’s an evening of music, comedy and how to make your own Christmas decorations. And despite all the Christmas joy, drama is bound to happen.

On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!

It's the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS! BIGGGG!! Tune in the fuck NOW and catch up with all the BIG NEWS!!! Also: Fuck off, French Pat

No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's fucked.