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Episode 2 - Rods Of Steel
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 2 - Rods Of Steel
Terry gets a ride from some actor guy called Bob. He's probably bullshitting about his Hollywood life, but has a great idea for a movie!
Episode 1 - Dog-Fucker
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
Episode 1 - Dog-Fucker
This is Terry. Terry's down on his luck but he's a good guy (apart from his dad being a dog-fucker). But what's he really made of? He sets off across Canada to find out...
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Lahey and Randy take to the stage of the legendary Red Rocks Amphitheatre for a night of greasy fun, fights, and a few home truths! Featuring John Dunsworth's final performance as the greatest trailer park supervisor of them all, Jim Lahey.
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2020
Contests, News & Announcements
Trailer Park Boys Christmas Message 2020
It's been a weird as fuck 2020 - but whatever you're doing, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles want ya to get into the holiday spirit and have an awesome Christmas!
Episode 31 - A Very Donair Christmas
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 31 - A Very Donair Christmas
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit! Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off!
Episode 1 - Who The FUCK Are You?
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Episode 1 - Who The FUCK Are You?
Three high dicks. A bunch of amazing puppets. Some really fucked-up rules. What do ya get? The Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour! Let's get the fuck going with Round One!
December 23, 2020
Swearnet News
December 23, 2020
Smith has been at the studio for 4 days straight trying to deal with app fuckery and he is finally joined by the boys to update everyone regarding the app but...studio equipment malfunctions push him to the edge.
Episode 62 - 2020, Suck Our Six Nuts
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 62 - 2020, Suck Our Six Nuts
Before 2020 takes a hydraulic suck on the Boys' nuts, they burst open the last bumper Mailbag of the year... and it's a doozy of a muthafucka! Also: Fried chicken candy - it's a thing!
Coming Dec 25: Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
Coming Dec 25: Trailer Park Boys Live at Red Rocks
This Christmas Day, gather your friends and family and watch John Dunsworth’s last performance in TPB: Live at Red Rocks. ONLY available at SwearNet.com and the TPB/SwearNet app, launching very soon!
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour Trailer: T-Rex (Coming SOON)
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour
Season 1
Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour Trailer: T-Rex (Coming SOON)
It’s the Puppetry Fucketry Improv Hour nobody knows what they’ll say; it's the greatest, greasiest, highest puppet show on Earth - and it's COMING SOON TO SWEARNET.COM!!
Episode 30 - Alien Mindfuck
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 30 - Alien Mindfuck
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!
On The Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR - Trailer
Terry is FUBAR
On the Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR
On The Road with Terry Cahill from FUBAR - Trailer
Terry's on an East-bound quest to find himself, and he's gonna give'er every hitchhikin' Pilsner-shotgunnin' step of the fuckin' way. Coming very soon to SwearNet!
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Tracy and Martina's Cape Breton Christmas
Harken back to the days of Christmas specials past, when the family huddled around the floor model television to watch Bing Crosby bantering and singing about the Christmas miracle. But he's dead now. It’s 2020, the slush is in the freezer, the kielbasa’s on the table and Tracy and Martina are throwing their own Christmas party. So, come and join them with special guests Heather Rankin, Bette MacDonald, Maynard Morrison, Jordan Musycyn, Colin Grant, and Ed MacDonald. It’s an evening of music, comedy and how to make your own Christmas decorations. And despite all the Christmas joy, drama is bound to happen.
Episode 29 - Shiny Happy Scorpions
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 29 - Shiny Happy Scorpions
Freedom 55, Boys! Ricky's got a plan to get rich as fuck - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity! Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world!
Episode 28 - Pussyvale, Nova Scotia
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 28 - Pussyvale, Nova Scotia
On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!
Episode 56 - The Roach Approach
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 56 - The Roach Approach
What the fuck is that noise? Could it be thunder? Farts? Or could it be a soon-to-be-ex-news presenter, drunk as fuck with his greasy bag hanging out? Hmmm...
December 1, 2020
State of the Union
Season 2
December 1, 2020
It's the BIGGEST fucking SOTU ever! With BIG FUCKING NEWS! BIGGGG!! Tune in the fuck NOW and catch up with all the BIG NEWS!!! Also: Fuck off, French Pat
December 1, 2020
Swearnet News
December 1, 2020
A Special Fucking Report from the Bedford Basin, Nova Scotia. Pat goes beyond the bullshit and asks: Is that mystery barge for sexy sea orgies, or some other fucking thing? And what is the truth behind the royal boob-shaped lodge?
Episode 27 - Ricky the Duct Tape Carpenter
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 27 - Ricky the Duct Tape Carpenter
No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life! The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator! Also: Nice table, Ricky! No wait, it's fucked.
Episode 61 - Mailbag Killer Book Club
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 61 - Mailbag Killer Book Club
The Boys receive a package from England - is it from the Queen, or a fucking murderer?! Mike gets another bumper box from Amy, and grab your liquor, there's a t-shirt party round at JP's!
Episode 26 - Weed and Hash Math with Ricky
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 26 - Weed and Hash Math with Ricky
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark! Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math. Also: Why the fuck doesn't the Apple Store sell apples?!
Episode 60 - The Butt Plug Hour
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 60 - The Butt Plug Hour
Welcome to the Ultimate Hot Bag! Pat Roach joins the Boys as they unwrap more awesome gifts, including a touching letter from a US military vet, chocolate bar heaven, pooping cats and 8.26" of pleasure!
Episode 55 - And Now the Fuckin' Re-News with Pat Roach
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 55 - And Now the Fuckin' Re-News with Pat Roach
Robb, JP and Mike critique Pat's recent news broadcasts. Did he pass the test? Did he fuck!! And what the fuck is Pat up to in the SwearNet kitchen?
Episode 25 - Worm Brain Robot
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 25 - Worm Brain Robot
On the latest fucked-up, baked-as-fuck Park After Dark: Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match! A dirty fuckin' alien worm gives Bubbles an idea for a movie, and Ricky reveals which fish he'd like to date. Also: Elon's Musk - smell like a billionaire!
Episode 24 - Seven Days of 007
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 24 - Seven Days of 007
The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse! Also: What would Ricky, Julian and Bubbles be doing in the year 1850?!
Episode 23 - Tricky Peaky Sparkly Fucky Treaters
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 23 - Tricky Peaky Sparkly Fucky Treaters
Happy fuckin' Halloween, everybody! The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks fucked as fuck?! Also: Getting learnt by male sex dolls, lizard holes, and the Halloween COVID candy pipe!
Episode 22 - Cracked Armour
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 22 - Cracked Armour
That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer! Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have a fuckin' important message to share? Wanna help? Visit the Returning Warriors Ranch GoFundMe: https://gf.me/u/y54day
October 20, 2020
Swearnet News
October 20, 2020
Assholes - they're everywhere! Pat Roach investigates the wonderful world of buttholes... and reveals the biggest!
October 17, 2020
Swearnet News
October 17, 2020
Good ol' Pat Roach has a smile on his face, as he brings us some fuckin' nice news about butterflies! What the FUCK?
Episode 21 - Penelope Cruz and Her Bathtub Booze
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 21 - Penelope Cruz and Her Bathtub Booze
On the latest Dark Park Dark After: The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?!
Episode 54 - Shape Up or Ship Out
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 54 - Shape Up or Ship Out
Pat's learning the ropes running the SwearNet News machine, and it's driving him fucking crazy! Will he be able to broadcast more than news about cockpigs and fucking up Halloween for the kids, or will he be out on his hairy ass?
Episode 59 - From Meagre to Magnificent
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 59 - From Meagre to Magnificent
Pat's in the Bag and looking sharp as fuck! Before he fucks up another SwearNet News report, he and the Boys check out some hot chips and a Flaming Pie. Also: Mike's Malaysian Man Bird!
October 9, 2020
Swearnet News
October 9, 2020
TONIGHT: Pat gives us the lowdown on Halloween - jacking your pumpkin, dressing up like a DICK, and how not to get fucking killed by trick or treat candy! If anyone gives a FUCK!!
Episode 20 - Ricky and His Swearing Parrots
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 20 - Ricky and His Swearing Parrots
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin? Find out the answers to these dumb-as-fuck questions and more, on Park After Dark!
October 7, 2020
Swearnet News
October 7, 2020
Listen up ya turkey diddlers, it's Pat Roach's first day on the job as SwearNet's news anchor - and it's all going very... FUCKK!!! On tonight's menu - Thanksgiving dinner and dirty old ham!
Episode 19 - The Popcorn Boys
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 19 - The Popcorn Boys
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as fuck today! Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans, and why 500,000 sharks are about to get fucked over by the 'Rona. Also: Killer licorice!
Episode 53 - Breaking Fucking News
Real Fucking Reality Show
Episode 53 - Breaking Fucking News
Grab your tits and shove a finger up your arse - PAT ROACH IS BACK!! Has he got what it takes to be SwearNet's premier anchorman, or will he run it like the fucking Titanic? Tune in, strap on, and FUCK OFF!!
Episode 18 - Too Damn High
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 18 - Too Damn High
Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the FUCK has Julian done now?! The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year. Also: How the fuck do you come down from a massive high?
Episode 17 - Bank of Ricky
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 17 - Bank of Ricky
Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room! Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling? Also: Find out Ricky's new nickname, why Germany is sehr fuckin' gut, and Bubbles' favourite Elvis song!
Episode 58 - Keep Young and Beautifucked
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 58 - Keep Young and Beautifucked
Aaaannd we're underway on today's fucked Mailbag! The Boys get some beauty tips and wrinkle fixes - but is it for the face or the bag? Also: Find out what nearly gives JP a heart attack, and some snacks that are a real GAME CHANGER!
Episode 16 - Skip the Missus Escort Service
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 16 - Skip the Missus Escort Service
Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal! The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test... now streaming on PornHub?!
Episode 57 - Pump It And Be A Bigger Man
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 57 - Pump It And Be A Bigger Man
It's a serious and joke-free Mailbag today... Nah only kidding, it's the usual hilarious fuckaround! Today: Xmas scrilla, birthday truffles and a sexytime pump!
September 9, 2020
State of the Union
Season 2
September 9, 2020
Who's the hottie in the heels? Robb, JP and Mike have been busy shooting, writing and avoiding the 'Rona - and have lots of BIG NEWS!!
Episode 15 - Hot Dog
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 15 - Hot Dog
How high are you right now? Well, you're not as high as the Boys - they're as fucked up as a soup sandwich today! Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'? Also: Fighting fire with booze!
Episode 14 - Banging Billy Beaver
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 14 - Banging Billy Beaver
Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles... what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?! Also: Breaking Badder, shitty facts, and the big question - should Bubbles grow a moustache?
Episode 13 - Helium Hotbox Dope & Liquor Pizza Laser Party
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 13 - Helium Hotbox Dope & Liquor Pizza Laser Party
Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some fucked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids!!
Episode 12 - The Sunnyvale Bubbles Bubble
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 12 - The Sunnyvale Bubbles Bubble
It's a big moment for the Boys today - time to take down the barriers for a proper deedle... just don't fuck with Bubbles' kitty videos! Find out why Bubbles won't be playing 'Pissin' on People's Meat' at the Legion, and Julian's new favourite snack. Ricky also discovers what's been holding back his education his whole life - and he's gonna sue!
Episode 11 - How to Rob a Bank, Nicely
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 11 - How to Rob a Bank, Nicely
Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers! Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava? The Boys also discuss the 'rona, Randy water torture, and growing an arm cock! Also: Why the fuck are the Boys having a circle drawing contest?!
Episode 10 - Back to the Trailer
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 10 - Back to the Trailer
The Boys are BACK!! Ricky and Julian (and fuckin' Randy) join Bubbles in the trailer and everything's back to normal - apart from the plexiglass covered in bird shit! Randy's come prepared with anal thermometers and a shark on a stick, and Ricky is ready to party with donairs, weed, and a duck?! Also: Julian's got a fever, and the only prescription is... more liquor!
Episode 9 - $125 or Best Fuckin' Offer
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 9 - $125 or Best Fuckin' Offer
Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' shit, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!
Episode 8 - Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!
Park After Dark
Season 2
Episode 8 - Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!
Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
Episode 56 - The One Hour Special
Mailbag
Season 2
Episode 56 - The One Hour Special
The Boys form a fuck chain of peace and bring happiness into the world... with a bumper Mailbag! Find out how Mike's trying to make the garbage planet a better place, what makes Robb blush, and why JP's pissed! Also: Jamaican swish, psychedelic trees, and Pepe the tapeworm!