The definitive Swearnet Episode list

Holy shit, Pat is hung the fuck over AGAIN, but he and Mike are still giving you the full Roach Approach, with steaks, stories, dashes, dots, and cocks! And it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on April 27th, 2021.

SwearNet Mailbag - better than Christmas! The Boys are in for a fucking treat as they feast on Biggie chips and delicious liquor, and Mike and Robb get a badass new look. And what will JP do with his He-Man dinky?

Celebrate twenty years of Trailer Park Boys with sentimental reminiscences, special guests, and more fucking booze and dope than you can handle! From the LIVE broadcast on April 22, 2021. (Now in one long combined 5 hour pre-*and*-post-internet fuckup episode, you thirsty shitlords!)

The puppets head to an intergalactic transmitting station for some academic research on aliens. Nah, just fucking with ya - they're drunk, high and ready for a bust-up!

Marvel at JP's rippling muscles as he punches his way into more Mailbag goodies! Mike gets gouging with his new weapon, and there's a SERIOUS candy stash! But what the fuck's a Twizzler Summit?!

Holy fuck it's Final Approach Friday! Who's up for a dirty old fucking Caesar and some Eggs with the Benedicts while the Boys take your calls? From the LIVE broadcast on April 16th, 2021.

You don't mind if Pat folds his shitty laundry in the Roach Nest today, do you? Get a fucking grimace on your face: it's time for a greasy gangbang! From the LIVE broadcast on April 15th, 2021.

It is Wednesday, my cunts, and The Roach doesn't give a fuck today! Now open up your blowholes, because today's Roach Approach is full of shit, clouds, and laughs! From the LIVE broadcast on April 14th, 2021.

Today Pat's got Cones, Cobblers, Counts — and it's Twitter Tuesday, motherfuuuuckers! From the LIVE broadcast on Tuesday, April 13th, 2021.

Never mind the Bollocks, here's SwearNet Mailbag! This week's fuckin' good haul includes sexy muscles, a Dancing Queen and three Dirty Dicks! Also: Who wants a race with Robb?!

One for the money two for the show, three to get wasted, let's fucking go! The Boys get learnt about living in a simulation, the world's smartest dogs, and why gender reveal parties can fuck right off. Also: Julian spends Jeff Bezos' scrilla!

There's some dirrrrrty moves this week at in Fucketry pet shop! Who's gonna get their horn scraped, and who'll end up with a turnip up their ass?

Is it War or Peace in Sunnyvale? Ricky and Randy attempt to make friends after their April Fools' Day pranks went to shit! Can Randy win Ricky over with the DIRTIEST burger he's ever made? Also: Forget shit hawks, look out for the Alaskan meat ravens!

Get the first drink of the day down ya, and join the drunk puppets in the locker room for steamy showers and dirty talk!

In today's sermon, Ricky Brown ain't taking no shit from Edith, he ain't shaving his balls, and he ain't eating no muthafucking green Froot Loops!

Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?

Julian's making some serious cash - he's got what people need, and boy do they fucking need it! Because when you gotta go...

Holy fuck, is there a doctor in the house? This week's puppets need some fucking therapy!

Welcome the fuck back, cocklords! Pat and Mike are beaming in for a very...special...Motivational Fucking Monday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 22nd, 2021.

In today's sermon, Ricky Brown is gonna show y'all how to get soulful for the LORD... providing Edith doesn't fuck it up.

Ricky vs. a pepperoni vending machine. Who do you think's gonna win?

Pat's back in the Bag this week! But hopefully not the 'Rona, that can fuck off. The Boys try to launch a rubber chicken, fight over a wasabi pea, and try a hairy new look!

IT'S FINAL APPROACH FRIDAY!!! Let's take a fuckton of calls with Pat, Mike, Robb, JP and some shit-ass bacon-fucking-wrapped scallops! From the LIVE broadcast on March 12th, 2021. (Roach Approach will be off next week for March Break but don't you fuck off yet, watch out for our other shows! Pat and Mike will be back!)

It's Thursday, fuckapples! Put on a shitty name tag and cram some goddamn popcorn in yer hole, we got Roach Clips incoming! From the LIVE broadcast on March 11th, 2021.

Happy MARIO DAY you fucking goombas! Pat's got some fucking bounce in his step today! Could it be mushrooms? From the LIVE Broadcast on March 10th, 2021.

Don't panic, motherfuckers! Sink your fucking teeth into some damn meatballs and get ready for Pat's answers to your relationship questions for Twitter Fucking Tuesday! From the LIVE broadcast on March 9th, 2021.